Title: (nsfw) Garble Will Be Totally Gay 5 (wip) Author: DaydreamGlare Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/4UvbAhhi First Edit: Monday 15th of July 2013 09:29:36 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 15th of July 2013 09:29:36 PM CDT >Wake up staring at the ceiling. >Spear's eyes are covered by his blonde bangs and his chin somehow rests on my lap as he snoozes. >I can't believe he slept through what happened a few minutes ago. >Fizzle got back from his trip this morning and found out from someone that I was with Spear. >His cheeks were puffed out with indignation, like he didn't know how to make a proper angry face. >Spear got shoved onto the couch, still snoring away. He's a heavy sleeper- always has been. >I cross my arms and wait for whatever it was that he was going to say. >Fizzle bites his lip for a moment before sounding rather loud and upset, "I can't believe you! H-how could you help another bro!!!" >"What?" I ask expectantly. >My assertiveness, as it always tends to, throws him off. He's still trying to be mad though, "D-don't...t-try to do your mindtricks on me!" He points accusingly. >"Mindtricks?" Raise a brow at him, "Shit, Fizz, you got the wrong guy." >Not that I wasn't covered in the scent of sex with the stoner napping on the couch. >"I was only going to be gone for a few days, couldn't you wait?" he insists, looking for some kinda sympathy. >Sorry Fizz, I'm just not that kinda guy, "Look, Fizz, I got blueballs ok? Whatever happened to bros helping bros?" >I motion to Spear, who's still out cold, "He's a bro, huh? Wouldn'tchya help him?" >His pink spines perk up at this subject-changing question and his face reddens as he looks over to the purple form snoozing on the couch, "B-but I don't even know him!!" >"Wanna get to know him?" I step closer confidently and smirk as my tail snakes about behind me, "He's a pretty cool dude and he's got some wicked shit he could show us." >Rest my hands on his hips with a tight grip and pull him closer. >I can see it in his eyes; he can't resist. >"G-Garble...I'm st-still mad!" He insists, but he presses closer without even realizing it. >I smirk at this cute little display, "You're not sounding mad to me, bro. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you wanna know what it's like to help more than just one bro." >"B-b-b-b-b-but," he wiggles away from me, timidly curling his his claws up to his chest. There is a constant fidget as he asks, "W-wouldn't...more bros like...turn up the homo...o-or something?" >Man, Fizz really is like the not-dragon of dragons. >Guess that's why it's me trying to add to my 'hoard' and not him. >Here I am arguing no-homo with the biggest homo of us all. >Well, barring Spear maybe, I think as I glance back at him. >I think I stopped caring about this homo thing a lot quicker than Fizz did. >Fuck it, my dick hasn't been this happy in ages. >Besides, dragons are supposed to be greedy- like I said. >"Turn up the homo?" I shake my head and roll my eyes, "No, Fizz. Having another bro around is like having a witness at a wedding. It just makes all the bro-help even more legit." >Garble, you glorious word-bastard. >His cheeks puff up indignantly, "Are you sure?" >"Shit, do you want me to spell it out for you?" Flare my wings up dominantly, "YES, Fizz. I'm sure as hell!" >He winces some at the dominant display and my forceful voice. >Those little claws of his fidget against one another unsurely, "But I...don't even really know him..." >Glance back at the snoozing Spear, his tail flopped over and his butt showing for all the world to see. >And what a nice sight. >Fizzle seems to be a little transfixed when I step out of the way. >I think I might be on to something here. >"Well, then I'll letchya get to know him," Go over and start shaking Spear roughly, "Dude, get up, we got a guest!" >He just ragdolls around, the shaking ineffectual. >Fuck, how deep of a sleep does that shit put him in? >Fizzle's brows crease unsurely, "Uhm...is he...okay?" >"He's fine," I drop him and he just crashes back to the couch cushions, "He's just tired from all the bro help I gave him last night." >I smirk and Fizz goes red. >Yeah, I got him to imagine it. >"W-well, wh-what do we do?" he asks, holding his tail in his clenching hands again. >"We're gonna have to wait for him to wake up, I guess," glance back at Spear again. Wish I could sleep that fuckin peacefully right now.