Title:           Bug Vagina is Scary
Author:          CoolKids
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8zir3SpQ
First Edit:      Sunday 15th of May 2016 10:53:32 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 15th of May 2016 10:53:32 PM CDT

>BUG QUEEN PUSSY WOO WOO!
>Be Anon, and you would be saying that if not for the nightmarish sight in front of you
>Turns out, Changeling anatomy is really screwed up
>Instead of a regular horsevag, you were presented with this non-euclidean beast of an orifice
>Everything is uneven, triggering your OCD immensely, and a tentacle or two pops out every once in a while, squirming about before retreating into it's hideout
>"What's wrong, honey? Is there an issue?" Chrysalis calls out to you, wiggling her hips and causing what can only be described as "gel" to flow out of her nethers
"Ehh, nothing, sweetie! I can handle this."
>You gulp and begin to maneuver your head towards it
>"Oh, I wont do that to my dashing king~ Here, let me guide you."
>On Que, several tendrils shoot out of the hole and wrap around your head into a death-grip, plunging your face into the spongy flesh
"MMMPH!"
>AUGH WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE MONSTER
>Today was a "Lovecraftian horse sex" day