Title:           Wonderbolts poster
Author:          Churchpastebin
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wcRNbkWk
First Edit:      Sunday 24th of April 2016 11:58:27 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 24th of April 2016 11:58:27 PM CDT

>"Come on Dash, go faster! You have to make it in time!"
>You are Rainbow Dash, and you are hurtling through the sky like usual.
>But something is different this time. This time, you have a purpose.
>Traveling salesponies are by no means unusual in Ponyville, but it was very rare for one of them to have Wonderbolts memorabilia.
>Even rarer for one of them to have a poster signed by Spitfire, Fleetfoot, and Soarin!
>"This is going to be so awesome! I gotta hurry."
>You had been waiting for your paycheck to come in, and the salespony was leaving today, so you had to get there before he left.
>You quickly approach his cart, slowing down just barely enough to not crash into it.
"I'm here, I'm here!"
>You take a moment to catch your breath before continuing.
"I'm here for my poster."
>You place your bag of bits on the counter.
>"Well sorry, but I just sold "your poster" this morning."
"What?! You said you'd hold it for me!"
>"Sorry, can't deny business"
>You grab you bits off the counter and put them back into your saddle bag.
>"Yea, we'll I bet you can't deny a hoof to the face, can ya?"
>You decide to keep that one to yourself.
"Well who did you sell it to?"
"I sold it to Derpy Hooves this morning. Seemed real excited too."
>With out another word, you take off flying towards Derpy's house.
>"This is so lame."
>You land in front of her house a few minutes later. You briefly consider knocking on the door, but decide against it.
>"This is a matter of extreme importance! One of the most awesome things ever was stolen from me! There's no time for knocking."
>You bust into her house with a slam.
>"Hi Rainbow, what up?"
>Derpy didn't seem the least bit phased by your barging in.
"Derpy! Did you buy a super awesome signed Wonderbolts poster this morning?
>"Oh yea, I bought it for my cousin. She's a huge Wonderbolts fan, and her birthday is coming up soon.
"Derpy, I need that poster, reallyreallyreally bad!"
>"Sorry Rainbow, but I need it for my cousin."
>You pondered for a moment, before getting an idea.
"What if I got you something else Wonderbolt for your cousin?
>"Sure, that's fine."
"Yes! Alright, don't do anything with that poster, I'll be back in a jiff!"
>With that you take off back to your house.
>Surely you could find something awesome for Derpy there.
>You arrive at your house and barrel through the door.
"Ok, gotta find something awesome. Not too awesome though, I like those things."
>You search your room, eventually settling upon a picture of the whole Wonderbolts team signed by Spitfire.
"Perfect!"
>You turn back towards Derpy's house.
>Arriving in record time, you enter and present Derpy with the photograph.
>She inspects it for a moment.
>"Wow, this is really cool Rainbow!"
"I know, it's awesome huh?"
"So, do we have a trade?"
>"Sure thing Rainbow, here you go!"
>You take hold of the poster presented to you.
"YES! Thanks Derpy, this is so awesome!"
>"No problem Dash!"
>You run outside with your new prize and unfurl it.
>"This is so awe-"
>"Wait, that signature doesn't look right. Neither does that one.
>No.
>No way.
>It's a fake. The damn thing is a fake.
"AAAARRRGGGHHH!"
>Next time you see that sales pony he's getting a hoof to the face.