Title:           Dash is a bad Personal Trainer
Author:          Churchpastebin
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8T2fJezg
First Edit:      Wednesday 20th of April 2016 08:01:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 20th of April 2016 08:01:13 PM CDT

Dash, this is a lot of weight. Are you sure?"
>"Come on Anon, don't be a scaredy cat, you got this, you've got the awesomest mare in Equestria cheering you on!"
"Alright, if you say so."
>Dash had been lifting with you for a while now, she would cheer you on, you would give her a spot
>While you appreciate her faith in you, she was always having you do dumb stuff, like deadlift 25lbs more then your current PR
>"Come on, hurry up Nonny! You got this!"
>You place your feet beneath the bar, straighten your back, pray to God fot a swift and merciful death, and lift
>"Come on Anon, you got this!"
>Fuuuccckkk you don't got this
>1 rep, 2 reps
>"See, I told you this would be easy-peasy."
"Says you"
>3 reps, 4
"Holy shit Anon, you actually got this, you need to remember to listen to Dash more of-"
>*POP*
"Fuck"
>You drop the bar, and hit the floor with a dull pain in your back
>"Oh crud. Are you alright Anon?"
"FUUUCCCKKK."
>"All right, all right, I'll take you to the nurse, quit whining."
>You really need to stop lifting with Dash