Title:           Fluffy vs Minecraft
Author:          Cerenth
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First Edit:      Thursday 10th of May 2012 03:03:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 10th of May 2012 03:03:22 PM CDT

>Fluffies like blocks, so you decide to see how they fare with Minecraft.
>You take your fluffy pony, place him in front of the computer and show him how to move, place blocks, mine, etc.
>His hooves aren’t entirely dextrous enough, but he manages to get to grips with it.
>You leave him for a few hours to see what he comes up with.
>Fluffies are notoriously bad with blocks in real life, despite their propensity towards them.
>They always knock over their stacks with their clumsy hooves and bulbous body.
>Let’s see how they do without the ability to knock things over.
>That evening you return to your fluffy.
“Did you have fun, fluffy?”
>”Fwuffy pway bwocks!”
“Can you show me what you’ve made?”
>Fluffy manipulates his character to the crest of a hill, upon which lies a random assortment of cobblestone in no particular order.
>Your face immediately falls. You were sure you left him at a better state than this.
“Is that it, Fluffy?”
>”Siwwy Daddy! No, dis is what I made!”
>Fluffy turns his character left to show a gigantic mountain.
>Into it is carved what looks to be a 1:10 scale of Minas Tirith.
>1:10 due to the difficulty of adding details with 1m3 blocks.
>Your jaw is on the floor by this point.
>He did this in 1 day? He’s surpassed you, certainly. You could never hope to make something so grand.
>Do all fluffies have the ability to do this? Would they build wonders if their structures didn’t keep getting knocked over?
>The detail in it is just as you remember from The Lord of the Rings film. Did he do it without reference? It’s so glorious, so perfect...
>While stuck in your reverie fluffy pony turns back to the hodgepodge mess of blocks on the hill.
>Hidden in the pile is a hitherto unseen switch.
>You’re thinking about saving the map and screencapping this as evidence for the intelligence of fluffy ponies when fluffy shouts,
>”BOOMY FUN TIME!”
>He hits the switch, and the hissing sound of tons of TNT comes through the speakers.
>This snaps you out of your pondering just in time for the huge explosion that wrecks the world.
>Your computer lags with the amount of explosions it is calculating, and when the dust clears all that remains of the fantastic structure is a crater.
>The explosion was so large it also knocked the character off the hill and into a lake.
>You are gobsmacked and too stunned to do anything.
>Fluffy is giggling to himself about what he just did.
>As a result Fluffy Pony’s character drowns.
>You finally regain your senses and look down at the pony responsible for destroying the one greatest feat accomplished by fluffies.
“Why...?”
>”Some fwuffies wan’ watch tha world buwn, Daddy!”