Title:           The Coroner Part 8
Author:          CelestialOrigin
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First Edit:      Tuesday 1st of March 2016 10:37:49 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 1st of March 2016 10:37:49 AM CDT

>Your little wagon creaks as you pull it along.
>You are Fluttershy the meek.
>You were somehow able to afford all the parts needed for your pen.
>Too bad you won't be able to eat today.
>You let out a little sigh.
>I wonder what bird seed tastes like.
>”Hey Fluttershy!” Three little voices call breaking you from your thoughts.
“Oh hello girls.”
>You notice that they have a wagon of their own that is being towed by Scootaloo on her little scooter.
“Whatever are you three up to?”
>The fillies run up alongside you with exited looks on their faces.
>”We're setting up an ambush!” They say in unison.
>Now that they are closer, you see shovels, firecrackers, a tarp, and a big bear trap.
>A distressed look appears on your face.
“You aren't planning on ambushing any poor animals are you?”
>They seem oblivious to your worried tone.
>”Nope! We were going to ambush this weird stallion that we were playing with earlier.”
>Why are they playing with a stallion?
>You quickly put on a stern face, or at least as close to stern as you are able to achieve.
>”I hope that you aren't planning on using that bear trap on him. That could break his hoof.”
>These fillies just don't think things through do they?
>”Yeah I guess the beartrap is a bit much.” Applebloom admits.
>Relief washes over you. After all, you just saved some poor stallion from a lot of pain.
>”Maybe we could tie a loop into a rope and hang it so that it catches him around his neck. That way he couldn't get away.”
>Worry is back in full force.
>”No he would see it! We should use wire.” Sweetie Belle happily says.
>You are just stunned. How in the world have they not killed somepony by now?
>”Yeah, That'll work! Maybe we could dig the pit right below it so that. . .”
“Girls stop! You are going to really hurt somepony!” You shout.
>They all immediately freeze, stunned that you raised your voice at them.
“Why are you three wanting to ambush this stallion? Did he do something to you?”
>After recovering from your diminutive shout, the girls look to each other before responding.
>”No, he didn't do anything to us. We were just chasing him around. Scootaloo says.
>”Yeah, we were having a great time!” Sweetie Belle adds.
>”But we couldn't catch him so we decided to set up a trap for him. That way we could finally get him.” Applebloom says with a hop.
>A little laugh escapes you as you imagine these three little fillies chasing down a big stallion.
“And what are you going to do with him once you catch him?”
>Applebloom puts a hoof to her chin.
>”I dunno. We still haven't decided on that yet.”
>Her answer draws another laugh from you.
“You know, sometimes the simplest methods are the best. Maybe you should just hide somewhere and when he walks by, jump on him.”
>They all start thinking it through.
>”That does sound like a lot less work.” Sweetie Belle says.
>Scootaloo looks to the wagon with a disappointed face.
>”But what are we going to do with all this stuff now?” she says.
>”Maybe he will want to play with the firecrackers. Hey Fluttershy, colts like firecrackers right?” Applebloom asks.
“I think it depends on the stallion Applebloom.”
>To be honest, you don't really know what stallions like.
>The fillies suddenly take off towards Sweet Apple Acres.
>”Bye Fluttershy! We are going to find a place to hide like you said.”
>You just give them a little wave before continuing back home.
“Thank goodness.”