Title:           The Coroner Part 7
Author:          CelestialOrigin
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First Edit:      Tuesday 1st of March 2016 10:37:02 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 1st of March 2016 10:37:02 AM CDT

>Be the wild and free Applejack.
>”You know what? That actually sounds pretty nice.”
>Hmm, he actually accepted your offer.
>Poor fella looks mighty stressed out.
“Well follow me. We aren't too far away.” You say turning and heading towards your barn.
>”Good, I don't know how much farther I can walk.”
>You can hear him drag his feet behind you.
“Say, who was chasing you? You're acting like a unicorn after the running of the leaves.” You say with a little chuckle.
>He sighs a little before looking at you.
>”I really don't know. Honestly I don't even know how I got here. Hell I don't even know what you are.”
>Stopping for a second you look him in the eye.
>How can that be? Ponies have been just about everywhere.
“You must be a real shut in to not know what a pony is.
Where ya from anyway?”
>He stretches a bit and starts walking a bit faster.
>”New York City”
>Hmm I wonder where that is. Maybe a Taurian city?
”I've never heard of New York City. You must be a foreigner, right?”
>”Hey what is this area called?”
>He didn't answer my question.
“You mean my farm or the town?”
>He let's out another sigh
>”The town I guess.”
>You subtlety scan his face trying to figure out what he is feeling. You aren't getting much.
“Well the town is called Ponyville and my name is Applejack by the way.” You say while looking up at him and giving a smile.
>”Anonymous, nice to meet you.” He says almost sarcastically.
>He didn't even look at you.
“Well aren't you just a bundle of joy.”
>He gives you a glare. Which you respond to with a glare of your own.
>The two of you glare at one another for a few seconds before you notice a small smile creep across his face.
>He’s planning something.
>He suddenly stops glaring at you and adopts a smooth tone of voice.
>”You know, you’re kind of cute when you're mad. Maybe after the cider we could have a little fun.”
>Oh he’s gonna play that game is he?
>You dramatically stop and look at him with wide eyes before immediately looking down.
“W-what? You think I'm cute?” You say giving your best Fluttershy impression.
>You hear him trying to hold back laughter.
>”Oh yeah, you are just adorable!”
>You wiggle around a little bit.
“W-well you know what I think!” You say keeping your voice tender.
>”What's that sweetie?”
>He starts cupping his ear with his paw.
>Time to lay it on thick.
>You press your body against his leg and look up at him.
“I think we should skip the cider and head straight up to my bedroom?”
>Now it's his turn to have wide eyes.
>”What?!”
>He does a quick jump backwards and falls onto the ground.
>You take this opportunity to jump up on your hind legs and hug him.
>”Woah woah woah, slow down!”
>Oh this is rich!
“Can I call you Anon?” You say fluttering your eyes.
>He is panicking.
>”Wait Applejack, let's talk about this! I was just. . .”
>You give a little moan and squeeze him tighter.
“I've never been with a stallion before. You'll be gentle right?
>He is obviously very uncomfortable.
>”Wait please listen to me! I was just. . .”
“I know what you were trying to do.” Your voice going back to normal.
>You pause and look him in the eye.
“Don't be a tease Anonymous.”
>He makes a face like he just got an unexpected mushroom stamp.
“Sorry Anonymous, but I hate it when stallions think that just because there isn't as many of them, they can just tease and flirt with anypony they want with no intent of pursuing a relationship. That's just mean.”
>”What?”
>You see that the barn is just up ahead.
“Now about that cider.”