Title:           The Coroner Part 3
Author:          CelestialOrigin
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/2PLuaz7q
First Edit:      Saturday 27th of February 2016 02:06:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 27th of February 2016 02:06:05 PM CDT

“Ahh fuck my head!”
>You are once again the illustrious Anonymous.
>”Fuck your head? I can try, but I don't think it'll fit.”
“What?”
>The only correct response after hearing a such a thing from such a high pitched voice.
>”Pinkie! Don't say things like that in public! That's sexual harassment!” A slightly less annoying, but much louder voice yells.
>Upon groggily opening your eyes and sitting up, you see that you are on the ground with one of those creatures on your lap.
>”Pinkie get off him!” A blue creature with very colorful hair shouts.
“Will you please be quiet my head is killing me and you get the hell off of me!” You angrily shout.
>”Okie dokie loki!” The pink one chimes.
“Thank you.” you say with a sigh.
>”No problem big boy.” She says with a smile and a wink.
>With the pink one no longer sitting on you, you have a look around.
>You see a number of the creatures about a good stones throw away as well as the two that woke you up.
>The pink one is just exitedly staring at you. As if just waiting for you to do something. While the blue one looks rather nervous about something.
“Well considering that you didn't hurt me while I was unconscious, I suppose that I can assume that you aren't going to try anything now. Right?” You ask trying to sound as calm as possible.
>”Why would we want to hurt you?” The pink one asks innocently.
>You notice the blue one slowly inching closer, stopping and looking away anytime you make eye contact.
>”What's your name?” She says with an almost infectious smile.
“My name is Anonymous. What might your name be?” You say while habitually extending your hand. Not really expecting her to shake.
>Surprisingly enough, she takes your hand and gives it a good shake. All the while staring at you with a look of pure happiness.
>”I'm Pinkie Pie and I have never seen you around here before.”
>Oh man it is hard not to smile a little while looking at that cute face.
>However your train of thought is interrupted when she suddenly and loudly gasps.
“Hey are you oka. . .”
>”I have got to throw you a welcome to Ponyville party!” She says while jumping right back on your lap.
>However she wouldn’t be there long because as quickly as she had appeared, she disappeared, leaving you with the blue one as well as the other various beings that are slowly and cautiously approaching.
>”You smell nice.”
>You nearly jump out of your skin having not noticed her being so close to you.
“I smell nice?” You say with a bit of cautious confusion.
>”Y-yeah you smell nice. You smell kind of like chocolate.” She says while trying to avoid eye contact.
>You give her your best “nigga what?” face.
>She suddenly looks at you with a panicked expression and takes off leaving you thoroughly confused.
>I guess she couldn't handle the look.
>After Ms. Blue Fast bolted you decided to have a little look around.
>However after spotting a certain purple quadruped, you quickly decided that this was no place for Anon.
>Maybe you should just look around while avoiding anything purple.
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