Title:           The Coroner Part 2
Author:          CelestialOrigin
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First Edit:      Saturday 27th of February 2016 02:05:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 27th of February 2016 02:05:02 PM CDT

>A pair of large purple eyes stare you down.
>”D-Don't move.”
>Like hell!
>You immediately move, very quickly in the opposite direction of the weird creature.
>KENYANS GUIDE ME!
>Out the door you run.
>Out the ugly treehouse castle you sprint.
>Look where you are going you do not.
>Much too concerned with the many brightly colored creatures you are.
>Into the side and a very large gingerbread house you crash.
>Fucking Kenyans.
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>You are Twilight and you have made a huge error.
>You somehow pulled a very large and obviously dangerous creature from who knows where.
>The thing’s taller than Celestia! It could stare down Discord!
“D-Don't move.”
>Please don't be a predator, oh Celestia don't let it be a predator.
>It's eyes become dilated.
>It is going to attack!
>Your heart is racing, time is standing still. You are about to die.
>You close your eyes, not wanting to see it coming.
>CRASH
>The beast is gone leaving only a trail of destruction in its wake.
>Spike is going to be upset when he sees the potted plant tipped over on the floor.
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>Be a very sad Fluttershy.
>You had to bury another mouse today.
>You had to bury a chicken yesterday and a bunny the day before.
>”Oh hey Fluttershy! What are you doing?”
“Oh hello Rainbow, I was just headed into town to buy some parts for a quarantine pen.”
>”Why?”
“Another mouse died today. I need to quarantine all the animals that he came into contact with.”
>Tears build in your eyes.
>”Are you going to be okay Shy?”
“No Rainbow, I'm not okay. I have no idea what is happening to my animals. Until I figure out what is happening, I can't help them. Every single animal that has gotten symptoms has died!”
>”Have you talked to Twilight or Zecora? They might be able to figure out what is happening.”
“Of course I have! Neither one of them has been able to do anything. Zecora said that if I could figure out what is wrong with them, she could cure them, but I don't know what is hurting them. I just don't know what to do.”
>”Gee shy I don't know what to say. Maybe you should. . .
>CRASH
>“What was that!”
“I don't know. Do you think we should. . .”
>In less than a heartbeat Rainbow was gone. Her signature rainbow trail telling you that she is headed to Sugercube Corner.
Sigh
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>Enter the dash!
>You are flying towards what sounded like somepony throwing a bolder into your favorite bakery.
>You feel bad for Fluttershy, but somepony might be hurt!
>As you approach you notice a small group of ponies gathering near the bakery.
>As you fly overhead you see a really big thing laying on the ground. Like REALLY big!
>Being the brave pony that you are, you swoop down to investigate. Even if everypony else is keeping their distance.
>Whatever it is, it looks like it is sleeping.
>You trot up to the first pony you see.
“Hey what happened to. . .
>” HOLY COW LOOK AT THIS THING RAINBOW!”
”Yesh Pinkie a little warning before you start screaming into my ears!
>”Hee hee sorry.”
“Hey Pinkie, do you know where this thing came from?”
>”Nope, but I sure hope he can pay for the hole he just made.
>What hol-ly hoof that is a big hole!
“Wow maybe you should just make another door.”
>”Oh Rainbow you are so silly sometimes.”
“Yeah, well you know me. Heh heh”
>”Yup-a-roonie! Hee hee!”
>You walk up to the hole in the wall to check it out.
“Wow! It must have been moving pretty fast to make a hole this big. I hope it isn't hurt.
>”Oh it’s warm! Oh wait not it, HE is warm.”
>You turn around to see your friend sitting on the big guy’s crotch.
>A blush forms upon your face pretty rapidly.
“What the heck Pinkie don't just sit on a stallion’s junk! Do you want to get in trouble?”
>”Oh hush Rainbow I'm not hurting anything. Besides we gotta wake him up somehow.”
>You become nervous about the situation and start pondering whether you will get in trouble for watching instead of stopping her, but a low moan tears you from your thoughts.
>”There we go! Wake up big boy!”