Title:           Hope Drops
Author:          CYOA_AiE
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First Edit:      Monday 27th of July 2015 11:43:45 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 22nd of October 2015 12:34:45 AM CDT

>BonBon winces in pain as Lyra applies antiseptic "Gosh Lyra, what is that? Acid?"
>"You know I wouldn't HAVE to be doing this if you would just quit your job."
>"Oh not this again." BonBon angrily sighs before moving away and busying herself with some papers.
>"I'm serious, you do all this hard work, and what do you have to show for it? Nothing but black eyes and deep scratches."
>"Hey, my job PAYS for this house ok? I'm sorry you don't like it, but this is my only source of living. And I LIKE doing it."
>"Well what about me Hmm? Do you like your job more than me?"
>"Lyra, don't go there, you know its you."
>"Then WHY are you still doing this job!? What am I gonna do when you don't come back?!"
>"..."
>"What about OUR dreams of starting a family, and growing old together?!"
>"I'm doing this job so we can have just that Lyra!"
>"And who elected you to be the one who makes all the choices!?" BonBon is at a loss as Lyra cries "I thought we were in this together, Ya know? Can't I have a say in how we live out lives?"
>"...Lyra, I'm sorry. You're right, I..it's the training you know? We can't ever compromise, not on any mission. But, this isn't a mission, it's a partnership." She smiles placing her hoof on her leg "We're in this together."
 
>At the bar, BonBon slams her mug on the counter in a half drunk fit of anger "Dang broads!" She snarls as you sit next to her.
"trouble in paradise?"
>"It's dang Lyra, I had to quit my job because of her."
"Damn, really?"
>"Yeah." She huffs crossing her hooves and leaning back.
"Why?"
>"Oh you know, she says its "too dangerous" and she's been up in my ass about starting a family."
"...Oh, but then..how would you pay for it?"
>"Eh, I’m pretty sure I can get a desk job if I try."
"Yeah, finding another job won't be too hard, and Ya gotta admit your old job was pretty damn dangerous."
>"Yeah...I guess. I could use the down time, doing nothing can be fun right?"
"I do it all the time." You smile raising a glass "To being a deadbeat."
>"Cheers." She replies flatly clinking her drink to yours.
 
>The sun rises as a rooster caws in the distance. Bonbon sits on the couch bored and watching TV as Lyra comes tiredly down the steps. With a loud yawn, she smacks her lips as she comes up to Bonbon and kisses her on the top of her head, "How's my little future couch potato doing on her first day NOT at work?"
>"Fine I guess." She replies looking at the TV before changing the station. Lyra looks around and smiles before running off, and turning on the lights. Bonbon's curiosity peaked, she slowly looks over before calling "What are you doing?"
>"Getting ready silly."
>"For what?"
>"For our big day of keeping busy while doing nothing." She grins “Get your best pouch.”
 
>In town, Lyra and Bonbon walk side by side as she gives an uninterested glance at everything around. Suddenly a flying ice cream cone is pushed in her face as she notices Lyra smiling at her and holding one of her own.
>Bonbon closes her eyes and gives it a quick lick to taste before nodding, the two walk over to a bench and sit down as Bonbon looks around. The air was calm and cool as the sun gets blotted out by spotty clods, and it was surprisingly calm out today with just the right amount of background noise.
>Next to her Lyra greedily laps up her own cone as Bonbon smiles, rests her head and closes her eyes, (“This isn’t so bad.”) She thinks.
 
>Several weeks later, Bonbon comes walking into the living room with her pack around her flank, “Im home!”
>”Hey you.” Lyra smiles from the kitchen as Bonbon walks up, and sets the bag on the table.
>Without saying anything, she smirks and opens the bag before sliding out a white binder with several pages in it. Opening it, there are tens of tens of pictures of stallions with numbers underneath. “Ok, so who would be a good donor?”
>”Ohhh! You got it!?”
>”Figured this would be a good time as any to start that family.” Lyra hugs her so hard she almost falls back as Bonbon pats her “Hey, hey, take it easy. I can’t work with a broken back ya know.”
 
>Bonbon tiredly flips through the pages as Lyra shakes her head “No.” She takes another look and shakes again “No this isn’t good either.”
>”Lyra, we’ve been over this book 3 times already. There is no better pony left to find.”
>”But Bons, our kids should be special don’t you think? These guys are nice, but I think we can do better.”
>”Like what?”
>”Well.” She smiles
 
>Outside, ponies come to a stop as Bonbon yells “YOU WANT A WHAT!?”
>Back inside, Bonbon hoof palms angrily as she pours some scotch into a glass, Lyra stands behind her trying to calm her down “But Bonbon, Satyrs are perfect for us.”
>”How in the HECK would that be perfect for us?! Do you know what ponies will say!?”
>”Like its any different than what they already say right? Who cares?” She asks getting behind her and rubbing her shoulders “Look, it would be the perfect child for us, different, unique, can sit down upright.”
>Bonbon sighs and shakes her head as she looks away, “I don’t know, I just don’t think it would work. I mean, where would we even find a donor?”
>Lyra smiles at her as Bonbon takes a moment to process her subtle hint.
 
>Back outside, Bonbon yells again “YOU WANT WHO!?”
>Today was the start of a small story.
 
>At the bar, Bonbon nervously slides you a plate of food and beer as you finish off your 2nd helping of her free food.
“Oh, no thanks. Im freakin stuffed right now.”
>”Y.yeah, ok. C.can I get you a.another beer?”
“Yeah, that’d be great.”
>Bonbon raises her hoof and taps on the table as they refill your drink, “S.so, umm..uhh..”
“You all right Bons?”
>”Y.yeah, I’m..I’m fine.”
“..Well all right, but you..”
>”Lyra wants a baby.”
“..Hahaha! That’s awesome! Congrats.” You cheer patting her on the back “Which one of you is gonna be the dad? I bet you right?”
>”Yeah, about that.” She replies tapping the table and looking at it before awkwardly smiling at you “We..kind of want YOU to be the dad hehehe.”
“…what?”
 
>At Bonbon’s place, the three of you sit in the living room as you knock back another beer and set it down.
“So you want me to be a sperm donor?”
>Lyra who usually was distant towards you was really making an effort to crank up the niceties as she smiles and nods “Yes, we think you’d be the PERFECT donor for us.”
>Bonbon pats her on the leg as though to tell her (Calm down) and then cuts in “Lyra and I have been talking, and well, we think a satyr would be the way to go for us.”
“Not that Im not flattered or anything, but, why me?”
>”Because I feel safe with you, I trust you.”
>A small smile cant help but dawn on you both at her words, and how you were ask this.
“So uhhh, h.how we gonna do this?”
>Bons immediately furrows her brow and sternly cuts you off while wagging her hoof at you “Oh no, this aint gonna go down like one of those Coltimax films you watch, we’re gonna get you tested, checked, and then tested again before we go to a CLINIC to do the procedure.”
“Y.yeah, that’s..thats what I was talkin about.” (“Man.”)
 
>At the doctors office, Lyra giggles excitedly at Bonbon as Bonbon sits by you “We’re actually doing this~” She says giddily as Bonbon looks to her with a smile and nods.
>Suddenly the door opens as a mare comes out “Mr. Anonymous?”
“Hey.” You wave getting up.
 
>In the patients room, you sit on the sterile mattress and try not to crinkle the sheets while Bonbon sits across from you. Lyra had stayed behind in the waiting area which was probably for the best in this tightly backed room.
>The door slides open as the doctor pony comes in with a smile “Howdy.” He states as he sees you and Bonbon, “What can I do for you two today? Ah I’m just kidding, I know you’re here for a checkup.” He laughs in that way that doctors do jokes that only they laugh at.
“Yeah, I just need to be tested for any kind of diseases.”
>He looks over his papers and nods “Says here you’re looking to have kids, wanting to get into that whole satyr thing?” Bonbon nods with a smile as the doctor laughs “They are one of natures little miracles. Well all right, we’ll get you set up and tested right away. Take off your pants.”
“..wonderful.”
 
 
>You stand pants down in the doctors office as the doc goes to town on your balls. Bonbon looks away politely with a small twinge of blush as the doctor nods "Ok, everything here seems to be in order, no sign of infection or abnormalities. Clean bill of health."
>Bons sighs in relief as you pull up your pants.
"Cool, so where do I check out?"
>"Whoa, whoa, what's the hurry?"
"Huh?"
>"You still got lots and lots of tests to do."
"Like what?"
>"Oh you know, blood, urine, full body scan, as well as some drug and alcohol screenings." He replies looking at his chart.
"What!? That's ridiculous!"
>Bons comes up and gives a cocky smile while hitting you on the side "Aw cmon Anon, that's not even half of the tests I had to take to become a secret agent, suck it up."
>Tiredly you sigh annoyed as you mentally cancel your plans for the afternoon.
 
>The three of you come out of the doctors as you rub your every swollen poked and prodded hole.
>Bonbon pats you reassuringly on the back as she walks alongside you "Great job soldier, you did well."
"Thanks." You reply rather annoyed as you try to readjust your jaw.
>Bonbon gives a satisfied nod as she claps the ground "Drinks are on me today."
"Yeah!" You cheer as Lyra tugs at her and whispers something.
>Bonbon facehooves annoyed "Oh darn it, I forgot. Anon, really sorry but I forgot we have to go to this stupid check up."
"..Oh, well that's fine I guess."
>"Sorry, look, I'll cover next time ok?"
"Yeah, sure, that's ok."
>The two nod and head away as Lyra gives a friendly "Bye~" before she giggles off with Bonbon as you just stand there a moment before cutting a fart.
"Oh thank god, I was holding that in for like an hour."
 
>At the mare'a clinic, Lyra and BonBon stand side by side and casually chat as two mare doctors rummage through their vaginal tunnels.
>Lyra sips at her drink and loudly slurps as Bonbon looks around bored before looking at Lyra "You think we're ready to be parents?" She asks as Lyra continues to slurp before giving a mighty and annoying suck to drink up the last of the backwash before smacking her mouth.
>"Yeah, totally."
>Bonbon gives a small smirk to herself before looking forward and relaxing "I hope so."
 
>At home, the ceiling fan drones above as you lay on the couch just glad to be relaxing.
>The sudden knock at the door is proceeded by a turning knob as Bonbon lets herself in. "Hey, you mind some company?" She asks before raising a six pack of beer and shaking them ever so slightly.
>Beer, the magic word. Just the thing you need to soothe your burning stretched butthole from the prostate test earlier.
"You may enter your majesty." You motion with a bow from the couch as she comes in and closes the door.
>She walks over and sits by before placing the beer cans on the table.
>Like a man dying of thirst in the desert you reach forward and snap one off before cracking it open and gulping it down.
>Just as equally quenched, you sigh satiated and roll onto your back as Bonbon smiles and pets you on the head "That'll do pig, that'll do."
"Ha."
>The two of you get awfully quiet as a slow realization creeps up over the room. Bonbon sips at her drink before setting it down and softly scratching her stomach "Is it bad I don't want to do this anymore?" She asks you as you exhale looking up at the ceiling
"Can't say I blame you, I'M getting cold feet and all I gotta do is jack off into a tube."
>"...."
"But hey, you're not gonna be alone. You guys are doing the heavy lifting but I'll take care of everything else. Just name it, they're my kids too even if I'm just a donor I'll.."
>"They're gonna know you Anon." She states abruptly before laying down besides you and looking up at that same ceiling "I promise."
"...k."
 
>About 2 months later, Lyra and Bonbon lay on their stomachs side by side one another in white hospital gowns on their patients beds as you come in with two "Get Well Soon" balloons and smile awkwardly.
"Sorry, they didn't have any "Congratulations" ones."
>Bonbon waves it off tiredly and smiles "Just knowing we're done is all the congratulations I need."
"How you feeling?"
>"Pretty good, almost like I'm not even pregnant." She states while sliding off the bed "Though I guess technically I'm not just yet, still gotta wait to make sure I was fertilized then.."
>Before she can continue Lyra spazzes "Bonbon don't shift the baby!"
>Bons gives a slightly annoyed sigh before scooting back onto the bed and smiling sheepishly at you "Anon dear, could you get me a plate from the food court?"
>Today was an insemenated kind of day.