Title:           Not Important
Author:          BumpThat
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First Edit:      Saturday 25th of July 2015 10:47:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 26th of July 2015 02:10:29 AM CDT

>After a while, though, you feel something tugging at your feet.
>You open your eyes to find out a homeless guy is trying to steal your shoe.
"Oh, come on! Are you serious?!"
>The man falls on his back with your shoe on his hands.
"Give that back!"
>He stands up and runs away.
"Aw, hell no!"
>You sprint after him.
>In a few seconds you are right on top of him.
>You jump to tackle him.
>Both of you fall to the ground
>You spin him around, grabbing his neck.
"You motherfuckers always find a way to snap me!"
>You deliver a punch to his face.
"I never did anything to you!"
>You jab him again.
>"S-Stop, please!"
>This angers you even more.
"Now that you know how it feels, you want me to stop, huh?! No one stops when I plead them to, so I won't stop either!"
>You continue throwing punches until the guy passes out.
>Only the sound of your gasps can be heard.
>You stand up and look at your shaking bloodied hands.
"This..."
>You smile.
"This feels fucking amazing."
>You start laughing.
"Oh, I know what to do now. This will be fun."
>You glance across the street.
>A sign reads, 'Joe's Gun Shop'.
>Payback time.
>A door bell rings as you enter the shop.
>A somewhat fat bearded man greets you.
>"Hey there. I'm Joe and this is my gun shop. What can I do for you?."
>You approach the counter.
"Yeah, uh... I would like to buy a gun, please."
>Joe stares right at you, judging.
>"How old are you, my friend? You must be 21 to buy a gun."
>You start sweating.
"I-I... Yeah, I'm 21."
>He continues to look at you.
>After a moment, he just smiles.
>"Well, then! You came to the right place! Do you have anything on your mind?"
>You struggle to answer.
>"I... I need to go hunting with my dad"
>Joe reaches behind the counter and pulls a shotgun.
>"This here will do the trick, whether it's a deer or a bear. You can't go wrong on it."
>You shake your head.
"No, I need something with more bullets in it. I'm shooting fish."
>Joe raises an eyebrow at this.
>"Okay, then. How about this?"
>He reaches below the counter and pulls an AK-47 from it.
>Your eyes light up.
"Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for. How much for it."
>"Five hundred bucks."
>You pull out your wallet.
"One, two, three...
>You look at Joe.
"How about thirty bucks?"
>Joe's smile fades.
>Oh, shit.
"Wait a second!"
>You remember your mom gave you her credit card to buy her a dress.
>You probably won't be around once she finds out anyway.
>You show it.
>Joe smiles again.
>Oh, boy. Payback time.
>Another door bell rings as you enter the room.
>A blond curvy woman greets you.
>"Hi! Welcome to Gap! What can I do for you?"
>You put your black plastic bag on the floor.
>It makes a metal sound.
"Hello, I'd like to buy a trenchcoat, please."
>She gives you a puzzled look.
>"A trenchcoat?"
>You nod.
"Yes, a black leather one would be awesome."
>"I-I don't know if we have that. Give me a second."
>The girl goes to the back of the shop.
>You whistle as you wait.
>People give you weird looks.
>After a few minutes she comes out with a dusty one.
>"Sorry, this is all we have. I can clean it up for you if you want. You'll just have to pick it up in-"
"No! I mean, it's perfect. I'll take it."
>You can't wait to see Brad's face when he sees you like this.
>>24026995 (You)
>You stand right in front of Canterlot High School.
>Once such a colorful view, now just a shade of gray.
>You look up towards the sun.
>Drops of sweat fall from your face, but you feel cold.
>It's probably all the hatred deep within you and stuff.
>You take a deep breath.
>Time to get rid of the human scum that populates this school.
>But first, you need a drink.
>The fuel that keeps this killing machine going forward.
>The beverage of death.
>You reach out for one of the outer pockets of your trenchcoat.
>A mountain dew comes out of it.
>You down the sweet elixir in seconds.
>The freshness of it washes over your throat, giving you a boost.
>Oh, yeah. Time to kill.
>You pick up a gym bag off the floor.
>Before getting here you went and picked up a few things.
>A chain and a padlock, to shut the entrance down.
>The AK-47.
>Your mountain dew.
>A baseball bat.
>And your 3ds, in case you get bored.
>You walk towards the entrance, the school turning grayer as you approach.
>Your legs stop right in front of the entrance.
>You rest your face on the glass door, and peak inside.
>Students mingling around the main hall.
>But your eyes catch something interesting.
>Brad is right there, chatting with his punk friends.
>You can even see Rainbow in the background, down the hall.
>A smile forms on your face.
>Payback, bitches.
>You kick the door open.
"Who of you motherfuckers is ready to die!?"
>The whole chatter between the students ceases as they all look at you.
>You continue smiling devilishly.
>"Anon, what the fuck are you doing?"
>Your eyes follow the voice.
>Thunderlane stands on your right, next to a bunch of girls and guys you don't know.
"Hey, Thunderlane. Just killing people."
>He gives you a puzzled look.
>"What are you talking about, dude?"
>You ignore him as you open the bag.
>You pull out the chain and start putting it through the door.
>"Hey, Anon!"
>You continue to ignore him as you struggle with the chain.
>"Fuck it. I'm getting the principal, dude."
>The students begin mumbling between themselves.
>The padlock makes a click as you lock it between the chain.
>Quick footsteps can be heard behind you.
>"Anon! What is the meaning of this?!"
>That fucking voice.
>Principal Celestia stops a few meters behind you.
>"Answer me right now, mister! Don't make me call your parents!"
>Laughter spreads throughout the students.
>You can feel them chuckling, their phones recording everything.
"Fuck you..."
>You hear Celestia gasp.
>"Excuse me?!"
>You crouch again and place your hand inside the bag.
"Stupid bitch, are you fucking deaf?! I said, fuck you!"
>Your grip tightens.
>"That's it!".
>She starts getting closer.
>"You are coming with me right now! I'll see that-"
>Your body raises and turns around.
>Gaining momentum you swing the bat you took with both hands, just as Celestia was about to grab your shoulder.
>It lands right on her face.
>She makes a backflip and plummets limply to the floor.
>Gasps are heard all across the hall.
"Holy shit..."
>You raise your head and see Brad approaching with his friends on toe.
>"You sick piece of shit! You're done, man!"
>You leap towards the bag and reach for the AK. >Your muscles tense up as you take it out.
>Brad slips and falls as soon as he sees it.
"Yeah! Time to unload this baby!"
*Click*
>Suddenly, the gun goes off.
>Just not the way you expected it too.
>The back of it ricochets and hits you in the face.
>You stumble backwards, falling to the ground.
>Joe, you son of a bitch. Selling fucking knock-offs.
>You put your hand in your pocket and pull out your 3ds.
>Might as well enjoy some games before you bleed out.
>You try to turn it on.
>You forgot to charge it.
"For fuck's sake..."
>Brad, Rainbow and her friends all stand above you, scowls on their faces.
>"Well, now we'll have to rape you, Anon. So that you learn."
>Brad says as he unzips his pants.
"Wait, what?"
>"You fucked up."
>His friends unzip, too.
"Oh, fuck no!"
>You try to crawl away.
>Someone steps right in front of you.
>You look up.
>"Hey, though guy."
>She smiles.
>"Just relax, it'll last only a second."
>You scream as she arches forward.
>Your eyes open up.
>A tree greets you.
>You are lying on a bench, shaking.
"Oh, shit. It was just a dream.."
>You let out a breath of relief.