Title: Race to the Readerie (MoonDancer, Oneshot) Author: BrownieTown Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/4P5mpWR2 First Edit: Friday 29th of July 2016 02:40:27 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 29th of July 2016 02:40:27 AM CDT >*Rumble* >The fuck was that? >Be Moondancer >Just heading out of your home for the first time in a week >You’d been getting better about it since you started getting sores from sitting too long >Usually it was once every month or two >A short walk to the library ought to help with that >And maybe some food now that you come to think of it >*Rumble* >Seriously though, the fuck? >*Thud thud thud thud* >Your gaze drifts up towards the sky where Shining Armor’s protective bubble had sat for the past few days >Really quite neat magic, it’s surprisingly weak right where the spell originates >Your eyes focus pinpointing the spot that you had seen his magic spread and arc into the bubble it formed >What are those black specs moving around up there? >*Thud thud thud* >They kind of look like ponies… >*Crsssssh!* >Enormous cracks spread out across the bubble racing like lightning >Uhhhh? >*Pssshhhh!* >The bubble explodes above you and you see a mass of black beings swarm in through the gap >That can’t be good… >The pieces of the magic shielding vaporize in the air as they fall >A low hum begins to fill the air as the black mass swarms down and branches off in all directions >*bzzzzzZZZZZZZZ!!!!!* >The large spec s get closer until you can make out their form >It’s a…changeling? >You’d read about them before >They feast on emotions and can change into any race of pony they meet >Wonder what’s going on… >Oh shit! >You duck as one [spoiler]buzzes[/spoiler] your head ”Hey! Watch it bug butt!” >The flying bug swivels around in the air at you as you shake your hoof in his direction >A smile spreads across its face >Uh oh >He beats his wings quickly and zooms towards you forcing you to duck under his outstretched hooves >As you right yourself he comes for another pass forcing you to duck again >In the distance you can hear screams rising up from around the city and large crashing noises erupt around you >What in the Celestia damned fuck is going on? >Shouldn’t have stopped to think >Hoofs slam into your side and you’re sent flying through the air >Whoa shit, hangtime baby >Ground, meet muzzle >You impact hard onto the ground as your saddlebags careen off farther away >You groan as you push yourself upright >You look around and see that asshole bug smirking down at you from on high >Jackass >Where’s your bag >Your eyes quickly scan while keeping tabs on the now circling bug >Then you spot it >A few yards away you see your bags clumped at the side of the street >Papers are strewn everywhere >Then you see it >A book, your book >It had landed in the muddy water of the gutter >No >No no no >Not your books >You can handle getting hit >But this… >You feel a rage welling up inside of you as you stare down at the travesty of what has occurred >Red fills your vision and your chest heaves as you whirl on the spot to face the perpetrator “Hey!” >The bug stops its movements and hovers staring at you with that smug ass grin of his “You. Ruined. My. BOOK!” >Energy erupts into your horn >A line of ethereal mist shoots out and wraps itself around a free hind leg of the buzzing buffoon >You wrench your head back and like a leash your magic pulls him off kilter >Using all your might you rip your head down shortening the leash for added velocity >The whip trails from your horn taught along with the bug and whips towards the ground >*Crack!* >You standing puffing air in fury >After a second you regain your composure and release the magical hold walking over to the crumpled mass lying in the road >It isn’t moving >You nudge it >Nothing… >Oh god did you just…? >*BZZZZ* >Shit! >You duck as a pair of two changelings come your way and dive bomb you >Seeing their crumpled friend they turn on you and their buzzing intensifies “Uhhhh gotta go!” >You turn tail and dash away magicing up your saddlebags and ruined book as you pass by >You can hear the buzzing getting closer and closer behind you as they gain >Wait for it >Wait for it… >bzzzzzzzzz >bzzzzzZZZ >Now! >You throw up a wall of pure energy right behind you and the welcomed sound of two splats can be heard quickly thereafter >What’s going on? >As you continue your mad dash you make your way past screaming ponies being attacked by the swarm of insects >Your head whips from side to side searching for answers >A lone pony cornered by three changelings weeping for help catches your attention >You slow down >She can’t escape on her own... >But can you take them yourself? >And why should you even help her anyway? No one has ever done anything for you >You gallop onward returning to your previous pace >You get a few strides away but a shriek stops you dead in your tracks >You let out a grunt of disgust and head back the way you came >Rounding the corner you see the three bugs preying on their catch >One has its teeth around her neck >Alright then… >Another surge of energy enters your horn and you focus on that one >*fzzzcrack!* >He’s gone >Where exactly >*fzzzCRACK!* >Right next to you of course >Before it even appears you have your horn charged again >A dazed and confuse changeling gets a blast of magic straight to the face and is sent flying a good twenty feet before crashing onto the ground >Fucker >Now you have the attention of the other two >One has turned around fully and that one is your next target >*Zap!* >A blot of magic energy bursts forth smacking him straight on the forehead >A soft pinkish-white bubble encapsulates its head >You turn to face the third threat and send out yet another magic bolt >This one catches him in the legs and magical ropes snake out from the impact hog tying him >You then focus your magic on the mare and grab her with your telekinesis >You bring her over to you drop her back on the ground “Run you idiot!” >She nods furiously and sprints off behind a building >Turning back to face the changelings you find a humorous sight >One is attempting to fly with its legs tied together and is having a poor time of things while the other slowly suffocates inside his magical fish tank >Idiots >You release the bubble on the dying one’s head and hog tie him as well >You then lasso the second one and merge their bonds so that they’re stuck to each other >Smiling at your handy work you turn and gallop down the direction that you were headed >On the way you see several guards fighting back throngs of changelings >You see one put down a particularly cocky one before running up to him “What’s going on!?” >”Changeling invasion! They’re attacking the wedding. You have to get inside and now!” “What wedding?” >”What? The royal wedding! Have you been living under a rock!?” >Oh right >Was that today or something? >Who gives a shit “I have to get to the library!” >You say more to yourself than to the guard >”The library? What for?” >You turn and start sprinting before shouting over your shoulder “I have to protect the books!” >Your hoofs thunder on the cobblestones as you dash through the streets >Your lungs and legs are beginning to burn as you pass by more and more destruction >You duck down an alley between some shops when your attention in wrenched upward >*PTHHOOOM* >Shards of mortar are sent flying overhead as the building next to you explodes >As fast as you can you charge your horn >*Vwoomp* >A protective half bubble forms above you as debris clatters off its shell >You push forward until you’re out of the blast zone and slow to a stop before dropping your magic >You wheeze as your lungs pump air into you as fast as they can >Staying inside all the time hasn’t helped your athleticism it would seem   >You take a moment to catch your breath >You can hear fires crackling and see smoke pillars rising above the roof tops >Screams and yells are heard in between the cracks and booms of exploding buildings >And over it all a thick, rumbling, buzz can be heard >You have to go >You have to preserve the knowledge >You force yourself back into a quick trot as you make your way through alleys and down smaller streets to avoid as much trouble as you can >You bump into a few changelings on the way and each one you dispatch as promptly as you can >You’re nearing the library >You come out of a back alley and arrive on the opposite side of the open square where the library resides >Ah for fuck’s sake… >*Thud! Thud! Thud! Thudthudthud! Thud! Thudthud!* >You see a group of 1 ,2 ,3… 7… 15… 21 changelings huddled outside the library >Several of them are throwing themselves against the doors in an attempt to break them open >What the fuck are they going in there for? >You charge your horn and release a burst of energy into the air >For a short period you can sense the heat signatures of the ponies around you >Inside the building you sense a large thermal presence huddled in the center >Great. They all holed up in the library… >Alright Moondancer think, how can you get them away from there? >Your brain races as you try to think of a way to distract the entire group >*Crack!* >The sound of splintering wood rips you out of your thoughts far too quickly >Oh no >The changelings have made a sizable hole in the door and start heading in single file >No no NO! >You charge out into the center of the square and blast the nearest bug you see “Get away from MY BOOKS!” >You send out beam after beam of energy at random trying to hit whatever you can >At this point the bugs are all facing you and you back up sheepishly as they begin to bear down on you >Oh Celestia, bad move >They begin to swarm and circle around you as your head whips to and fro trying to get your bearings on the situation >All you can see is a cloud of black as a deafening buzz fills your flittering ears >The black changes to cream as the changelings all begin to adopt your form >All around you a pack of buzzing Moondancer alicorns fly in tandem >That’s… unnerving >You press your ears down flat against your skull in an attempt to think >Okay, okay what can you do? >A blur of cream flashes by you taking a swipe >The blow glances off and you regain your composure as quickly as you can but the attack is soon followed by another >And another >And another… >You can’t hold out like this >You have to do something and quick >Alright, it’s now or never >You begin to charge your horn with as much magical energy as it can handle >Sparks begin to fly from your appendage as you scrunch your eyes in concentration >You grunt and strain at the amount of sheer energy you have stored up before you can’t take it any longer >You unleash a shockwave of energy from casting the spell alone sending the changelings off their course >From your horn bursts a torrent of furious wind that rips and tears into a spiral up towards the sky >The bugs stand little chance against the gale and are quickly sucked into the vortex >You collapse onto the ground in exhaustion and the wind begins to throw you from side to side like a ragdoll being dragged upon the ground >Your head whips past a street light nearly braining you on the metal base >You are sent around again and this time the street light is all too close for you to avoid in your weakened state >Looks like this is it… >Your only regret is not studying more often >Fuck tha police, study all day erry day >You close your eyes right before impact >You wait but it never comes >Feeling the wind dissipating you open your eyes and find a soft magical aura surrounding you >You’re dragged through the busted door of the library and are laid on the ground once inside >Peering out the gash in the door you see Moondancer after Moondancer sent flying in all directions >Some smash into buildings, others the ground, some fly out of sight even >Then the gash in the door is sealed off as two earth ponies prop a study table up against it and pile as many heavy objects in front of it as they can >A unicorn comes and helps you to your feet >”Oh thank goodness you came. They were about to break in and I don’t know what we would have done if you didn’t get here.” >You look around and see a group of about 10 ponies all huddled in the center of the library surrounded by a pile of books strewn over the floor >You walk forward breathing a sigh of relief “Oh thank Celestia you’re alright!” >A pony begins to speak up in response but is cut off as you dive into the pile of books and hug the closest one you can tightly to your chest >Two of the ponies raise their eyebrows at each other as you roll on the floor surrounded by your precious knowledge >You sure do love your books >End