Title:           Brownee's Injury List - 2014
Author:          Brownee
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First Edit:      Friday 9th of January 2015 01:50:41 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 6th of April 2015 06:55:30 AM CDT

Brownee's Injuries of 2014
 
 
 
-shit he considers significant-
 
January 9th - dislocated shoulder from sporting with friends
              ran at friend to see who would get knocked over from impact
              friend acquired a black eye in return
 
January 26th - injured knee from drunk wrestling
               power slammed by friend, knee-first, into concrete
 
March 1st - minor neck/spinal damage; lost feeling in left arm; badly ruptured disc; surgery next day
            friend lost grip on lounge while helping her carry it upstairs
 
May 23rd - broken ankle
           took dog for walk, stepped off sidewalk... CRACK
 
July 13th - attacked by 'eshlad'; sustained damage to the head
            nothing serious for once, fortunately... and he returned the favour
 
December 18th - nearly got his hand ripped off by a trolley
                much blood, few stitches
 
-shit he considers insignificant-
 
?????????? - stepped on a Lego
           - sliced palm while cooking "that probably needed stitches by I just threw a bandage over, healed fine."
           - "Somehow found blood in my bed, source unknown but probably smacked my face on the post in my sleep."
           - sore abdominals from niece jumping on them from the lounge
           - dog stepping on the bad part of his neck at the end of recovering from that incident (see March 1st)
             when he was asleep
           - bicep strained too much for a day at the gym when lifting, didn't use that arm for the rest of the day
             or next day
           - slipped out of the shower because a child somehow left a thin thing of soap on the ground
             "Hurt my bum and elbow."
 
April 12th - black eye
             punched in the face by a relative over much family drama
 
May 4th - cut himself again while cooking while going on a tangent about his favourite media changing for the worse
 
 
June 2nd - injured knee
           hopped around too much on injured leg from leg injury of May 23rd
 
October 14th - bitten by a Red-bellied Black Snake and poisoned
               antivenom prescribed quickly and no lasting damage was sustained, but still... POISON
 
-miscellaneous-
 
April 18th - Played a round of 'Chubby Bunny', stuffing 17 marshmallows into his mouth and, unsurprisingly,
             felt like shit later
             Does not mix well with rough play, alcohol and/or lack of sleep... and he got the whole package
 
September 4th - Earned $300 by lasting three 5-minute rounds against a guy at the gym in a submission/pinning bout
                Despite plenty of physical beatings, only sustained a lip bite and some dizziness