Title:           Something Random
Author:          Brewny
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First Edit:      Wednesday 7th of November 2012 01:57:16 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 7th of November 2012 01:57:16 PM CDT

This intro/prologue probably isn't complete.
Not sure if/when I'll do more. I have some ideas so we'll see.
Also not sure if I even want to take it anywhere
And obviously I need a name for this.
 
>Somewhere around two decades
>That's how long you've been couped up in this spherical prison
>Almost every other day there would be an incident which attempted to force you and your brothers and sisters out of this place
>They were all mindless. Every time it happened, they just left without a care in the world, not knowing they had next to no chance of survival
>But not you
>You remained inside long enough to learn and develop
>Over time you were able to see and hear into the outside world, through the eyes and ears of the man in charge
>Eventually you started figuring things out
>You knew that some day you would have to let yourself go, else you be trapped here forever
>It was just a matter of time now
>When the right host came along and you knew you'd have a good chance at getting in, you'd make your move
>And that time was now
>This eternal prison around you was stirring
>Your brothers and sisters await as the exit tunnel expanded, and the entire area began shaking back and forth violently
>Towards the end, the shaking would always intensify
>That's when you all knew the exit would open up and allow you to escape
>You caught a glimpse of your soon-to-be host through his eyes and deemed her worthy
>When the moment arrives, you're at the front of the line
>The door bursts like a dam and sends you all through the tunnel toward your destination
 
>Countless rivals flow outward right behind you, all going for the same prize
>As you're traveling through however, something strange happens
>An unusually large spasm occurs throughout the tunnel, unlike anything you've seen or felt before
>What looks like strikes of electricity go shooting back and forth as you travel
>Thankfully it doesn't seem to have any effect on you or the others
>So for now, once it stops, you decide to forget about it and continue forward, many others still presumably hot on your tail
>You were really the only one that knew how small the odds were for everybody
>Fortunately you knew what to do, where to go
>And eventually, you reached your destination
>Alone. You were the only one. No real surprise there, but it does mean no partner-in-crime when you emerge into the outside world
>Oh well, they would probably only slow you down anyway
>Taking position inside your new host, you begin to finally develop physically
>For the next nine months, you would be in hibernation, oblivious to anything and everything else happening around you
>When the time came for you to leave, you would finally have a physical body
>Yes it would be small and incapable of pretty much anything for a while, but you would have the intelligence of a young adult
>You were confident enough to strive for taking over the world at this point
>Perhaps it's something you could actually shoot for
 
>Yeah, right. It was an entertaining thought at least
>Really though, what else were you going to do anyway?
>This is something you probably should have thought about
>Eh, whatever
>You'll just do your best until your body is grown enough and see where things go
>Being in some kind of hibernation, you had no way of keeping track of how much time had actually passed
>But eventually, it seemed like your host was ready to release you
>Something seemed a little weird though
>It was really cramped in here
>Maybe that's to be expected, but when you fully woke up you almost felt like you were suffocating
>Before long you heard muffled voices from the outisde
>You couldn't make out any words, but you knew you'd be out any minute now
>The walls around you were contracting, convulging, and eventually pushing you somewhere
>Soon, there was a light
>A really fucking bright, white light
>Not having any real control over movement because of how cramped it was, you end up getting pushed toward the light head-first
>The voices are getting louder, but you still can't make out anything specific yet
>There were screams as well, from a female
>But you knew who that was, so no problem there
>Your head was beginning to emerge, and faded silhouettes were starting to come into view
>The doctors and nurses you presumed
>Funny, you didn't feel anybody pulling you out yet
>There was just some odd sensation around your whole tiny body
 
>As your head fully escapes, you feel forced to look back down at the rest of your body making it's way out
>Your vision was getting clearer by now, and the first thing you see makes you wish it hadn't
>Having a decent look at the outside of what you were coming out of wasn't something you ever wanted to see
>Especially in this state
>There were a couple odd things about it though
>Your vision was far from perfect right now, but you swear all of her skin around your escape hatch was yellow
>Actually, it looked more like... fur?
>What the shit?
>The hole you were emerging from looks quite a bit odd too now that you get a look at it
>And now there's one other thing you notice, as that strange tingling sensation continues to surround you
>There was a baby-blue colored aura of some kind around you as well
>Okay, this is getting weird
>Just what the hell happened while you were in there?
>You're almost all the way out now, and even though your vision is still pretty blurry, your hearing is becoming more defined
>"What- in Celestia's name is that!?" a male voice says
>"It's unlike anything I've ever seen before!" chimes in another, female by the sound of it
>"Doesn't matter what it is, we have a job to do!" a third voice interupts
>Something was definitely not right here
>These 'doctors' were talking about you as if you were an alien
>Needless to say, you were afraid to look at them
 
>Unfortunately, as you're nearly all the way out, you don't have a choice
>Yeah, those are definitely not Human
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>Moments later, you had completely vacated the womb that housed you for an unknown number of months
>Oddly enough, no hand had been placed on you yet
>You were, in fact, hovering in the air, that same strange aura surrounding you
>Even worse, these weren't humans in the room with you
>They were miniature pastel-colored equines
>At least one of them had a horn protruding from it's forehead, and it was glowing the same color of the aura that was apparently keeping you in the air
>Yep, just keep getting weirder, please
>Oh wait, it is...
>The creature that gave birth to you, your 'mother,' was one of them too
>She didn't have a horn, but she did have wings
>That's kinda cool, you guess
>The wing part anyway. Not the fact that you just came out of a horses vagina
>"Just what kind of creature is this?" one of the 'doctors' asks
>"It's not a minotaur is it?" another one adds
>"No, it's much too small. And look at it's legs too, vastly different."
>"He's not even crying. Every newborn cry's when coming out, but this one just looks upon us, as if it-"
>"Please nurse, 'he' is a male, please refer to him as that."
>"Oh, right. Sorry... Well, what are we going to do?"
 
>"Send a message to the Princesses. Aside from the fact that we may have a new species here that Equestria has never seen, too many things are wrong with this picture."
>"Right away doctor." the nurse says, leaving the room
>Princesses? Equestria? New species? Minotaur?
>Wait, what the fuck is a minotaur?
>For that matter, what the fuck are these things, and where the fuck are you!?
>Right now you really wish you could speak these questions out loud, but every time you open your mouth, it goes full retard on you
>Nothing even remotely coherent comes out, just mindless dribble that anyone would expect from a baby
>Wonderful. You were born into a world of magical talking horses, and you've apparently become Helen Keller
>"May I, um.. see him, please? If that's okay with you, anyway.." your 'mother' speaks in a soft, calming tone
>"Oh, yes, of course Ms. Fluttershy, I apologize." the doctor responds, reluctantly levitating you to her side
>"Oh my, aren't you just adorable!" she quietly says as she begins to cradle you in her... hooves?
>'Adorable? You don't even know what the hell I am!' you think to yourself
>You look up into your mother's giant turquoise eyes as she looks into yours with a content smile on her face
>She really didn't seem to have much of a problem with the fact that she just gave birth to an alien
>This just raises more questions
>Like who the hell pumped you into her in the first place?
 
>You saw through your fathers eyes, he was definitely unloading you into another human
>Right now there's no way to know or find out though
>You'll just have to roll with this and see where things go
>At least they all seem nice
>And they wanted to call in a Princess to investigate
>Princesses are always nice and caring right?
>Right! So, nothing to worry about
>Hmm... your eyes are starting to feel heavy
>Haven't you technically been sleeping for like nine months?
>Why are you so tired?
>Ugh, no avoiding it it seems
>Oh well, this yellow winged one definitely seems to want to keep you safe, so you shouldn't have anything to worry about
>You'll go ahead and nap for now, and leave the rest of the mind-fucking until later