Title:           Shitty Day (Oneshot)
Author:          Bolding
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/NYBwkS2e
First Edit:      Friday 22nd of February 2013 10:20:05 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 10:20:29 PM CDT

>Day "Why did I agree to a burrito eating contest last night?" in Equestria.
>Your insides begin to churn as you sit inside the kitchen of Sugarcube corner.
>Pinkie had asked you to try all the new treats for Princess Celestia's visit tomorrow.
>You hadn't counted on your bowels causing you to lose focus, though.
>Grabbing your abdomen, you hold down the fire in your anus for a bit longer.
>Pinkie hands you another cupcake, this time with a green and brown frosting mix.
>It swirls like a curly turd.
>That's it, can't take it any more.
>You quickly stand and head for the bathroom, only to be blocked off by Pinkie.
>"Anon, we're not done yet! Where are you going?"
>Your face begin to turn red as you attempt to walk around her with no success.
"Pinkie, give me like fifteen minutes, I really have to go number two right now!"
>She doesn't budge as a giant shit-eating grin takes over her face.
>"I'll let you go on one condition!"
>Instrument begin to play as your heart drops.
"Oh god, not a fucking song."
>Pinkie begins to bounce up and down as she follows the rhythm of the music.
>"Pooping is good, but leaving is rude to your friend,"
>"If you're not careful, a friendship could just end!"
>You try to push her away, with no success.
>"So listen to me and disregard the rants,"
>She puts a hoof to your chest
>"Just let it go and do it inside your pants!"
>Turtleheading now.
>Very little time.
>"Just do it where you want! Do it anywhere!"
>"In the store, on the floor, do it in here!"
>Can't hold it, it's gonna break through!
>You feel it sliding out.
>Dropping to the floor, you assume the fetal position.
>"Pooping anywhere is fine, we do it all the time!"
>She drops a turd on the floor.
>"If you hold it for so long, it should be considered a crime!"
>The music stops.
>A foul aroma fills the air.
>Your pants were stained and soiled.
>Today was a shitty day.