Title:           Derpy Sage ADDENUM
Author:          BasedWritefag
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First Edit:      Monday 3rd of June 2013 07:10:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 3rd of June 2013 07:10:57 PM CDT

This is just an addenum to the last story to clear something up.
 
>Brad sat at home later that night.
>He flipped through the channels, hoping to find something to take his mind off of the previous night.
>Raping the guidance counselor should be every high school student's dream, yet Brad felt empty about it.
>He had only raped her to pin it on Norman. She didn't really deserve it.
>If anyone ever deserved it, it was Shimmer.
>Brad hadn't checked on Shimmer since Monday, but he didn't really worry about her.
>Brad continued passing through the channels, but of course there was nothing on.
>Eventually he hit the news channel, the bulletin catching his eye.
WOMEN FOUND BOUND IN HOME, CONDITION CRITICAL.
>The footage showed the police and paramedics surrounding a house, a troop of officers piling inside.
>"This is footage shot from a few hours ago," rang a bright voice, "Police are seen moving into the house after an anonymous tip told them a women was being held inside."
>Brad raised an eyebrow as the woman in question was wheeled out of the house on a stretcher.
>She was covered by the blanket but her bright orange hair was a dead giveaway.
"Well I'll be damned," Brad said, "They found her."
>Brad was admittedly nervous, but payed close attention to the story.
>"Officers found the woman in critical condition, dehydrated and starving, with clear signs of sexual assault."
"Guess they can't say that she had a vibrator shoved up her ass on TV, can they?" Brad laughed.
>The woman was taken to the hospital shortly thereafter and has been stabilized."
>Brad was relieved to hear he hadn't committed murder, but he was more worried about the investigation.
>"The police thankfully have found a suspect."
>Brad panicked.
"Oh shit," he thought.
>"The police have reported multiple cases of rape, one woman, three teenagers and three prepubescents in the span of two weeks."
>"The victims all share a common attribute, however."
 
>"DNA testing was performed on each of the semen samples collected on the victims and the results were conclusive."
>"Every sperm sample shared the same genetic information, but that was not enough to pin the rapist as they did not have his DNA information on file."
>"However, a break in the case was made just yesterday at 8 AM"
>Brad leaned very close to the television now, 8 AM was around the time the police were investigating Ms. Christy's rape.
>"The latest rape of a woman who's name has been withheld revealed a crucial piece of evidence."
>"Along with matching semen, a bright red jacket with a name stenciled in the collar was found."
>"Police descended on the school, arresting the anonymous suspect. He will face trial next month."
>"Until then, I'm Kathy Verita and this is EQGN"
>Fanfare blared on the screen before the newest commercial for 'Littlest Pony Shop' aired.
>Brad smiled. He had the perfect cover. He had planned the Christy rape being pinned on Norman but couldn't believe his luck.
>Life was a poker game and he had been dealt a royal flush.
>He went all in and it payed in spades.
>Brad was a free man as long as he tread with caution.
>All he needed was to graduate high school and move away with Twilight.
>He just needed ten more weeks.