Title:           Princess of Nightly Mischief
Author:          AssaultTurtle
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First Edit:      Thursday 4th of February 2016 08:44:50 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 4th of February 2016 08:44:50 PM CDT

>"Psst, Anon!"
>You faintly hear through your dreams.
>Those are some nice dreams.
>Involving a lots of chocolate [spoiler]milk[/spoiler].
"Mmmm five more minutes mom"
>A sudden hoof to the elbow breaks all hope of continuing your slumber.
>"Make haste now, there is no time for your chronic snoozing here."
>You hear a familiar voice reprimanding you.
>Oh Luna, once she had one of her ideas there was no stopping her.
"And what is it this time, oh Princess of Nighttime Pranks?"
>You say, slowly rising yourself to a sitting position.
>It seems that your change of approach has been rewarded with a generous smile.
>"Why our loyal subject, we have nothing else but another glorious mischief in mind."
>Of course she does.
>"And this time, the object of our endeavors will be nobody else, but the one you call..."
>She paused and leaned closer to you, making you somewhat uncomfortable.
>"Your "waifu".
>Wait what?
 
"Uhh.."
>You only manage to mutter that much before you're interrupted.
>"Stunned, are you not? We are not sure who will be pranked more, you or her."
>She flutters her wings with anticipation.
"But..."
>"No butts! That may come later, we will see. For now we shall go, so get up already."
>Not wanting to disobey royal orders you get up, even though alarm bells are ringing in your head.
>"Splendid! Now do not move too much, for we will be flying tonight."
>Oh great, you were always in two minds about doing that.
>Celestia was able to gently warp you in her magic, and majestically glide through the skies.
>And while Luna could do the same (and did on a few occasions), the pranking mood made her flight...
>Rather jumpy, to say the least.
>Any way, you let yourself be grabbed by sparkling blue mist, and get yanked behind the alicorn.
>Once again you were soaring through the night sky, admiring glistering skies, pale moon, and [spoiler]Luna's posterior[/spoiler].
>It would make for an absolutely lovely experience, if it wasn't for the fact that your chauffeur was currently doing a barrel roll.
>You thank your foresight for not having a lavish dinner.
>You've learned your lesson the first time Luna took you for a midnight stroll in the clouds.
>It was a harsh one.
>But now was not the time to get lost in the past, for there was an important issue that needed clarifying.
"Umm, Luna?"
 
>"Yes, our loyal subject?"
>She says after breaking from last roll with laughter in her voice.
"You said who we are going to prank, but I was still half-asleep, so could say it again?"
>She giggles.
>"Why none other than the mare closest to your hearth. Your beloved soul in this world. Your..."
>Luna turns her head around and looks at you over her back.
>"Waifu".
>A sharp and sudden dive puts any chance of your response on hold.
>It's probably for the best, as you needed to process the information you just received, since it didn't make any sense.
>One thing was for sure though.
>Twilight is going to get it this time.
>You made it clear enough to her that no one was supposed to know.
>You were not entirely sure what would happen if someone was to realize, but well...
>Here you are, being dragged along by a Princess of the Night in a prank-frenzy, in something what feels like a 60 degrees dive.
>And why?
>All because certain purple-maned bookworm couldn't keep her muzzle shut.
>You were clear enough that she is to tell nobody about what waifu means.
>Or so you thought.
>Whatever, you will deal with her later. Now you had a different issue at hand, and it did not involve her.
>It involved a pony at the end of your current journey.
 
>Suddenly, the dive ends in a smooth glide that casually levels the flight.
>Luna then extends her wings fully and holds them there, slowing you both down.
>You are glad she has decided to change her style of aviation, since coming to a stop abruptly would likely send you flying into her... rear area.
>Usually you wouldn't mind, but the situation was rather unfitting for that.
>You quickly realize where the night winds (and a Night Princess) have led you.
>The Canterlot Castle.
>Your fears have been confirmed.
>Well some of them, others were dismissed.
>Was this a positive balance?
>Kind of. You now were not worried that you were transported to an alternate timeline, which you did not want at all.
>Not since the last time it happened.
>But the situation you were in was not anymore clearer.
>In fact, as you are tugged along towards one of the higher towers, you can't help but to feel more and more confused.
>Luna lands graciously on one of the balconies stretching out of the building, and softly puts you down alongside her, releasing the tether of her sparkling magic.
>"Here we are Anon. The destination of our tonight's quest. Are you ready?"
>She still had this joy in her voice, and smiling eyes.
>You wish you could share that feeling, and simply respond - yes.
>But you can't.
>Because you were standing on the doorstep of [spoiler]Luna's Bedchamber[/spoiler].
>In a situation where you shouldn't be standing here at all.
 
>You look to your left, just to see one rather happy alicorn.
>What the hell is going on here?
"Luna...?"
>"Yeees?"
>She looks at you with a certain anticipation visible in her face.
"This is your bedroom, right?"
>"Of course it is, have you not seen it enough times to remember by now?"
>She puts on an obviously fake look of a disappointed teacher.
"So, you woke me up to do one of the usual prank, except this time on my... waifu?"
>"That is correct dear subject."
>Just like that she's back to her mischievous smile.
"Which so happen to be... you?"
>She scoffs after hearing that.
>"Was that a question I heard in your voice, Anonymous? Have you got any doubts about that?"
"No no, heavens no."
>You quickly exclaim, trying to sound as reassuringly as you can.
"It's just that... you have abducted me from my bedroom to prank... yourself?"
>And while a "shit eating grin" is not a description fit for a princess' smile, it is the one that matches her the most right now.
>"Why we have said that you will be probably pranked in equal or greater manner, did we not?"
>She steps closer to you and boops you on the nose.
>"And I dare you to claim that you haven't been by now."
>You're not going to.
"Oh. So the target of your tonight's mischief is... me?"
>"Well, not exactly. You were, as it is, a secondary recipient in this artistic performance. But the main target still remains."
>By now you have awoken enough to un-fuck your mind and go along with the show.
"I see. So what shall we do to your victim, o Princess of Nightly Mischief?"
>Luna grins at you, happy that you caught on to her scheme.
>"Come along, and we shall present."
>She then begun walking to her empty bedchamber before turning her head and saying
>"But we've heard that she was quite lonely tonight, and that her favorite pranks involve snuggles and tickling."
>You giggle and follow inside.
"Your wish is my command Your Majesty."