Title:           Sparkle's Sexual Adventures Part 3
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First Edit:      Monday 12th of September 2016 10:26:24 PM CDT
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>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You ran into the bathroom to rinse off that disgusting cheesey taste.
>Dear Celestia how horrible it was.
>You still can't believe you ate that thing.
>You know Nighty asked politely but still!
>And it glitched out your disguise.
>Which means about 20 minutes of waiting to put it back on.
>So now what?
>How do you entertain yourself in a bathroom?
>Well you could try and think of why this date isn't working.
>Why can't it be like your first one?
>You remember it so well...
 
>About 18 years ago.
>You just got back from another world exhausted.
>You were walking with your mentor and five friends as you were explaining about how tired you got from all that dancing.
>But you still wanted to talk to them about this world.
>A world filled to the brim with humans.
>It was such a strange but amazing place.
>Although you question why you were a high school student of all things.
>You are about 19 soon to be 20.
>You should really be in college if anything.
>You were so carried on with your conversation and thought that you didn't notice the pony in front of you.
>And so you accidentally slam into the guy.
>He then looks at you.
>Giving you a comforting smile.
>"We've got to stop bumping into each other like this.", he said as helped you back up.
>It is then you finally recognize him.
>It's Flash Sentry.
>But as a stallion.
>Holy shit!
>There's a Flash in your world!
>You check again to make sure.
>Orange skin
>Blue hair
>Eeyup that's Flash!
>You have your own Flash in your world!
>All the main questions pop up
>Is it really the same guy?
>Is he hot as his counterpart?
>Does he have a nice flank?
>You turn back to check.
>Yeah... he has the flank.
>After a hard night of trying to get some sleep (Wings are such a hassle when sleeping) you then wake up the next morning.
>Obviously still tired you start dragging yourself to the kitchen.
>Where everypony is enjoying some of the nice breakfast cuisines that the Crystal Empire has to offer.
>Everypony was just waiting to hear about the world you were in.
>Well better give them what they want.
>You begin talking about the human world you were in.
>How their bodies were so stiff and awkward but could be easy to adapt in given a few seconds.
>How there was no such thing as magic within the world.... except in one or two occasions.
>It's rules of magic were weird.
>The best part was that there were human counterparts of her friends and how they were basically the same as them.... only they were humans.
>"So there were human versions of us?", Dash began.
"Yes."
>"And how close did they resemble us?"
"Very close really. I mean without magic and wings though."
>"Well if they don't have wings or magic, how do they travel around?"
"Well they have these horseless carriages called cars that travel around in high speeds."
>"Like a million gazillion miles an hour?", your pink friend asked.
"More like 88 at most."
>"What about they're clothing?", Rarity asked, "How does other Rarity compare to me?"
"She was amazing! She fixed a dress that was just as good as the one you made for me for the gala.... the one you made, not the one I wanted."
>"Oh thank Celestia!"
>"You're Welcome.", your mentor jokingly remarked.
>"So was there anything else that was interesting about that world Twi? Or at least happened there aside from the magic stuff at the end?", Applejack asked.
>You blushed for a bit.
"Well... I did meet this boy."
>Everyone just dropped everything that they were doing.
>Everyone (except for Spike and Celestia) then gave you this stare that basically said, "go on....."
"Well we kinda bumped into each other, we hugged a few times, and danced."
>"No kiss?", Rarity asked.
"Rarity that only happens in movies and romance novels. Besides you don't really kiss somepony on the first date."
>"But Twilight it'll be the last time you ever get to see him. Why not spend at least one night of passion with him?"
"Because it would be considered bestiality, since she's a pony and he's a human?", AJ then said.
"But they were the same species in that world." Futtershy added in, "Wouldn't that make it OK then?"
>"But as soon as she walks out that portal she's going to be a pony again.", Dash explained to Fluttershy.
>"I guess that makes a fair statement.", Fluttershy said in defeat.
>"Hardly!", Rarity exclaimed, "Their love was meant to happen."
>"So why not date Spike then?", AJ asked.
>"AJ you know Spike is still too young.", Rarity explained.
>You could hear a faint "Mother fucker!" coming from Spike's mouth.
>You'll get him for that later.
>Right now you have to stop four of friends from fighting about your love life.
>Which they shouldn't really be involved in at all.
>You were about to say something until.
>"LOVE HAS NO GENDER!!", you heard Pinkie scream.
>Everyone then just stared at her.
>That's the same argument right.
...
...
...
"Not really."
>"Oh... Never mind then"
"But anyways you girls shouldn't really be arguing about this."
>"Yeah!", Dash started to agree, "If Twilight has a fetish for humans we shouldn't judge her for it."
"It's not a fet-!!"
>You use your breathing technique to try and calm down for a bit and not get into a arguing mood.
"It's not a personal kink of mine. I liked him more for his personality and kindness, not for his body and species."
>"Bet you wouldn't say that if here were a pony.", Dash remarked.
"Nah, he's actually good looking as a pony."
>You then cover your mouth!
>You did not mean to let that one slip out.
>"Wait a second...", Pinkie began to suspect, "Does he live in this castle right now?"
"Well yes."
>"Well if he lives in this castle why not go after him now?", Rarity asked.
"Are you crazy?! You don't just walk up to a stallion and say, 'Oh hey! I saw you in another dimension and you were such a nice guy, wanna go on a date?'', they would put me in an insane asylum if I said anything like that."
"Twilight, no offense, but you're already talking like an insane mare with all the humans and such.", Applejack said to you.
>"Besides just imagine it! You on a date with the stallion of your dreams.", Rarity continued, "Having a candle light dinner with the finest cuisines. Followed by a nice romantic movie in a theater alone for the two of you to watch. Then you two end your glorious night out with a nice slow dance to your favorite song. He then takes you home, but your date isn't over yet. You bot lean in towards each other.... you then lock lips... and then... and then..."
>Rarity was blushing as she went on and on about your fantasy.
>But then you hear the door open.
>Coming out from it was you brother, Shining Armor, and sister-in-law/best babysitter, Cadence.
>Their manes were all messed up, they both looked extremely tired as if they were up all night.
>They then took their royal seats as they waited for their chef to come over and take their order.
>"I think we'll both take coffee. I'll take mine black, I have a long day of training guards.", Shining ordered as yawned.
>"We both had a long night, last night.", Cadence remarked.
>The chef then left to take the order.
...
...
...
>"So to end off Rarity's erotic fiction, you two would be doing whatever the fuck those two did last night.", Dash concluded.
 
>Be Flash Sentry.
>New recruit for Shining Armor's new training regime for training ponies to become new guards.
>You knew for a fact you were ready to take on whatever General Armor had in store today.
>Yesterday you had to be a guard that helped guard a few doors around the castle.
>This time... you don't know what you're up to.
>But you're most likely prepared.
>You think.
>You start heading towards the mess hall/General Armor's dining room.
>He hasn't really set up his dream boot camp just yet, but he's working on it he said.
>You were busy thinking about what you're going to eat today until you heard some talking from the dining room.
>Or at least what you think is talking.
>You put your head near the door to try and listen to what they're saying.
>"I'm not going to have sex with a stallion I barely know on the first date. You know what this conversation is over, and I never want to hear anything about it again. Now if you don't mind I'm going outside to think this through for a bit.", you heard coming from the Princess of Friendship.
>You then learned a lesson that day.
>A royal guard shouldn't eavesdrop.
>Because as soon she said that, she flung open the door.
>Where your snout was.
>You fall back a bit from the blow.
>And here come the immense pain.
>You try your best to avoid swearing in front of the princess.
>No need to taint her innocence from such vulgar lan-
>"Oh shit! I didn't know know you were there."
>Or she already knows it.
>She continued to look a bit panicked
"N-no your majesty I'm just just fine. N-no need to worry."
>"No need to worry!? You're nose is bleeding!!"
>You take a look at it.
>And yes it is bleeding.
"Again no need to worry your majesty. I should have seen that coming. Besides I'm going to get worse injuries than this if you think about it."
>"Unacceptable! This is my fault that this happened and I plan on making sure you get patched up for it.", the princess said, "Now come with me, I'm taking you to the hospital"
"But my breakfast."
>"I'll buy you some after your patched up.", the princess said as she dragged you by the tail.
>Well this is embarrassing.
>You're being dragged all the way to the hospital by the Princess of Friendship over a nose bleed.
>Celestia you're boss is going to laugh at you for this.
>No he's gonna laugh.
>He's gonna be pissed because you're going to be late over a nose bleed.
>Hopefully the punishment won't be too hard.
>Probably 100 push ups and that's it.
>Worst case scenario is cleaning up with the bathroom with your toothbrush.
>And all because the Princess of Friendship had to take you to the hospital.
>It's not that you don't appreciate it, it's just she's dragging you with her magic and taking you there over something small.
>You both then arrive at the hospital.
>The princess had you take a seat as she went to set up your meeting with the town doctor.
>You have no idea on what to do now.
>You sit in the waiting room looking at the plain green walls bored out of your mind.
>Well there is a few Ponies Magazines and some Highlights but you'd rather not read those.
>You always get stuck trying to find the that one item in the hidden item games they put in there.
>The Princess then came towards the waiting room and then sat next to you.
>Needless to say she looked like she felt awkward.
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...
...
>"So....", she began, "You're a royal guard?"
"In training, I'm a cadet at the moment."
>"Hmm... neat..... So Flash, do you play guitar?"
"Actually I was part of a band at one point and.... wait how do you know my name is Flash?"
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle"
>You done fucked it up!
>You should have asked for his name first before saying it.
>Now he's going to think you're a stalker.
>Think Twilight!
>Find a logical reason why you called him Flash!
"Well you kinda looked like a Flash?"
>That was stupid!
>Why did you say that?
>You could have said Shining or Cadence told you.
>But you had to fuck yourself even harder!
>Even Flash looks like he's not buying it.
>"I look like a Flash?"
"Well if you think about it, blue and orange just scream the color of like extreme speed."
>"Extreme speed?"
"Yeah! And there's also the fact that you always appear in front of me and we bump into each other. It's like you're there... in a Flash."
>"Oh... Well.... I guess that makes a bit of sense."
>Good!
>He bought that.
>The doctor then called for Flash Sentry.
>"Well that's me. I better go in and have this snout fixed. It's probably best if you go do... what you need to."
"Yeah.. cause I have a lot of royal things to do."
>Which were what again?
>Smile and wave?
>Seemed to be all you did at the moment.
"Princess Celestia's probably waiting for me anyways. I better go."
>"Umm... Princess."
"Hmm.. Yes Flash?"
>"Would you mind telling General Armor why I am late."
"No I wouldn't mind. He's probably worried about."
>"Yeah..... W-worried....", Flash said with a nervous grin.
"Well I'll see you later then... I guess."
>"Y-yeah."
>You then left hospital leaving Flash to get his nose patched up.
 
>Be Flash.
>You watch as the Princess of Friendship walk away.
>She seems to be constantly checking on you as she's walking away.
>You don't know why though.
>Is she still concerned for you?
>Does she still feel guilty for giving you a broken nose?
>Is she checking if you staring at her ass.
..
..
..
>Cause you're not doing that last part.
>Nope!
>You got out of that phase since you were 16.
..
..
..
>But you gotta admit her flank does look good.
>Wait?!
>What the hell are you thinking?!
>You're a royal guard.
>She's a princess.
>You're job is to protect her not hit on her.
>You can't fall in love with the pony you're suppose to protect.
>Especially if they're royalty.
>After a quick exam and a doctor's note, you then start heading back to the training area.
>You arrive.
>Hopefully you're not that late.
>"Cadet Sentry!"
>And you're late.
>The general, also working as your drill sgt, then trots up to you.
>"Do you realize how late you are cadet?"
"... by at least two minutes sir?"
>"Try 20."
"fuck.", you muttered under your breath.
>"So tell me Cadet Sentry. Why exactly were you late?"
"Well you see I was on my way to the hall and then I was hit by the door. So the Princess of Friendship decided to take me to the hospital because she thought I had a broken nose and that's why late sir."
>"So you're telling me, that Twilight Sparkle, my sister, dragged you all the way to hospital because she thought you had a broke nose."
"I told her not to worry my nose was just WAIT she's your sister?!"
>Shining Armor then looked at you with surprise.
>"How did you not know I was her brother?"
"Well... I um... I can barely see the resemblance sir."
>"What are you talking about?! We have the same horn basically!"
"Well her's is bigger."
>You could hear the crowd in the background just cheering and whooping.
>Saying "Shots Fired" and "You just got owned!"
"NOT that there's anything wrong with having something small... NO! That's not what I meant when I said that. I was not implying you had something small compared to her's... No wait that count with mares..."
>"My office...... now.", General Armor said as he walked to his office.
>And now you know you just lost your job.
>Well this is just fine and dandy.
>You now have to suffer the consequences of your actions of listening in to another pony's conversation.
>Now you have a broken nose, embarrassed yourself in from of the general and your peers, and you're now going to lose your job.
>Could this day get any better?
>Well you're about to find out once you enter General Armor's chamber.
>You then knock on the door.
>"Come in", General Armor responded.
>You then entered the room.
>You looked around.
>Seemed like a normal room any General would own.
>Spears, medals and awards, a full suit of armor.
>General Armor then levitated a seat in front of his desk.
>"Take a seat Cadet."
>You did as your General ordered.
>You know what he was going to say.
>You're fired! Get the fuck out of here.
>So you better get prepared to embrace it.
>He looks like he's ready to give his speech to you.
>"OK... Cadet Flash. First of all...."
>Here it comes.
>"stop being scared of me."
>Huh?
>"I know you give me a lot of respect. A lot more than the other member of the training regime. And I do like invoking a little fear to you guy to make sure you guys know to give me some respect. But you act like I'm going to kill you most of the time. Look I'm not trying to be your friend but I'm also trying to tell you to cool your jets a bit."
"Oh... yes sir."
>"Also, I'm very glad you were honest to me as well. You brought in a doctor's note and you pretty much matched up my sister's story when I asked her if what you said was true."
>THANK YOU PRINCESS ARMOR!!!
>"Most ponies would use that excuse after going to a bar or something like that. That's all I have to say on that matter."
"Yes General Armor!"
>You were then about to leave the area.
>"Did I say you're allowed to leave?"
>Oh...... no.......
>"When my sister, the Princess was talking about you I couldn't help but noticed she seemed very affectionate towards you."
"She did?"
>"Yeah... too affectionate."
>He then looked at you with his a small glare.
>"You wouldn't be be having a relationship with her, would you?"
>You were nervous.
>All you really did was bump into her once or twice.
>You do think she does look cute.
>Has a nice flank.
>She does seem like she have a thing for you.
>But you barely even know her.
>Then again who can resist such a sexy beast as yourself
...
...
...
>Even you couldn't believe that lie.
>You then remembered you had to answer the General.
"Sir no sir! I barely know the Princess of Friendship."
>"Well she probably would have mentioned me if she was dating you. I'll believe you for now."
>You were about to wipe the sweat from your forehead.
>"BUT! If I find out you're lying and actually having sex with my sister I will destroy you."
"I-I think you mean kill sir."
>"No, that require you still existing and such, now destroying you would make sure you would never be traced or anything. Making ponies question if you really existed."
"oh...."
>You felt as if every organ in your body traveled to one spot to cower in fear.
>"Well you can now join your peers Flash. You're dismissed."
"Y-yes sir."
>You then left the room.
>A few months later.
>Be promoted from cadet to private.
>You were surprised on that you got this far.
>But here you are.
>Private Flash Sentry, Royal Guard.
>Of course most of you were enjoying the nice wine that came with your promotion.
>Very fine tasting.
>But since you're now best friends with the General basically, you got to hang out with him.
>You two cups of some of that wine at his office.
>"Alright Private! I gotta say, out of all the recruits I gathered, you really are the most promising."
"Oh come on sir. That's the wine talking."
>"But I never drank any of that stuff... and not going to."
"Don't like alcohol?"
>"I never said that"
>He then levitated a huge barrel along along with two tall round cups and put them on his desk.
"Um... sir? What is that?"
>"Cider. Straight from the Apple farm. Bought a barrel for myself to enjoy. And what better way to enjoy it than to drink it with a friend?"
>He then levitated one of the mugs to you.
"Are you sure sir?"
>"Come on! I can handle it, and I'm pretty sure you can handle it as well."
"Um.... sure."
>"Hope you can hold your drinks."
 
>After a few drinks later.
 
>"And that's how I got married to my wife ConDonce."
"I think you mean Cadence."
>"You know what I mean! You....you.... oh.... I can't hate you", General Armor said as he slumped down on you.
>Funny.
>He's been acting like this after about one drink.
>Probably should stay away from the cider and stick with the weaker stuff.
>"Now tell me Private.... do you like my sister? How do you feel about Twiliy?"
"Twiliy?"
>"You know... you know.... my HOT sister! Twilight Sparkle! Smartest and most Magical Pony of all Equestria. Saved Equestria's ass in more than one occasion. Princess of Friendship."
>Oh yeah.
>Her.
>The Princess.
>The one that saved you butt from being kicked out.
"Well... I do admit she is kinda hot.... but I barely know her."
>"Bool shit!! My sister knows a lot about you and cares for you immensely.I get a lot of letters about you from her. You clearly have been with her for a while."
"Sir the last time I I saw your sister was when I escorted your wife to Ponyville to visit her."
>"Oh... did you at least ask her out?"
"No sir. Like I said, as much as I think she's beautiful and I like that she cares about me... I don't think I should really date her."
>"Oh come on!! You love her!"
"I barely know her!"
>"So go date her!"
"But she's a princess."
>"You know what! You know what?!"
>He then pulled a a piece of paper out of his desk.
>He then started writing what looked like his name on the document.
>He then handed it to you.
>"Here!"
>You look at it."
>It's a document that allows you a small pardon for a full week.
>"I usually give this to po-ponies that go to like conventions and shit."
"And I'm getting this why?"
>"Because I want you to be the guy.... that fucks my sister."
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...
...
"Excuse me?"
>"Flash... I'm going to be honest. Out of all the guys I've seen Twilight with, she has never once given a shit about them. But you.... She's obsessed with you!!"
"She is?"
>"Yes! She even wants to know the length of... well your length."
>You blushed a bit from that remark.
>"So yeah... I'm cool with you being with my sister."
".... Sir... is this the alcohol talking?"
>"..... maybe?"
"Sir, as much as I appreciate your approval, I recall you telling me that if I try to date her you would destroy me."
>".... OH yah.... Actually I said if you fucked her.... like I do with my wife.... every night."
"I don't need to know this sir."
>"Well you have my permission to date her.... and you better just keep it at just dating level."
"Sir I really think you should-"
>"Go to bed... yeah.... I'm super tired."
"That's not what I'm s-"
>"Good night Private!!"
>He then fell down and fell asleep.
>He looks so comfy...
>But he needs to go home.
>You then drag your boss to his castle.
>After a few minutes you finally succeed taking the general back to his castle home.
>You knock on the door.
>The Princess of love then answers it.
>"Welcome home Shining!", she greeted, "I have a bath ready for the both of-"
>She then notices it's you.
>Carrying her husband.
>"..... How much has he had to drink?"
"Um... about like two cups."
>She then gave out a small sigh.
>"He never really could handle his drinks. We should get him into bed."
"Yes your highness."
>"Please. No need to be so formal. Call me Cadence"
"Um... OK... Cadence."
>You then take your boss and help him get into bed.
>He was sound asleep and comfy.
>You then were about to leave.
>"Hold on!", the general's wife called out, "Stay for a bit. Have a cup of tea."
"As much I appreciate it, I can't accept it. I have to go back an-"
>"It'll just be one cup of tea. That's all."
>You know you're not going to get away from this.
>So might as well.
"I guess I will stay for one cup."
>She then gave out a small squeal.
>"I can't wait to hear you and Twilight's relationship."
"But I-"
>"So what are you two up to?"
"I'm not dating her though."
>"Really?! But all the letters..."
"I have no idea why she's so interested in me and why she wants to know more about me."
>"But you two looked so cute."
"I only bumped into her twice."
>"You were both so adorable."
"Like I told your husband, my boss, I think she's beautiful and I like the fact she likes me, I know for a fact he said he would destroy me."
>"Oh come on. He wouldn't do that. You're basically his favorite student."
"I'm pretty sure that's not what I am but I'll take that."
>"I know Shining would allow you to date her."
"He has."
>"He has?"
"Yeah look at this."
>You then show her the document that allowed you a free week off.
>She looked into it.
"He was drunk, and gave me a free week off to date the Princess of Friendship. As soon as he wakes up though I'm pretty sure he'll forget the whole thing and discard it."
>You then notice the levitating quill with fresh ink on the tip.
>The Princess of Love then began signing in her own name on that contract.
"Your majesty... why?"
>"Because now you'll have no choice but to take a break."
"B-but..."
>"Princess's order Flash. Now go on a date with Twilight!"
"But I-"
>"No buts! Go date her!"
>You have no choice now.
>You have to date Princess Twilight.
>Princess's order.
>Well you better start leaving.
>"Hold on", Cadence said.
>She then handed you a small box.
"Um... what is this."
>"Condoms."
"W-why?!?!"
>"In case she wants it."
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You were busy organizing the books at the Golden Oaks Library.
>Making sure they were all in alphabetical order.
"Alright every book is in order so far. Spike, get every book that begins with the letter P."
>"Yes ma'me!", Spike said as he began to get books for you. "So Twilight, got any plans after we finish doing these books again?"
"Not really. Maybe we can go get some Ice Cream after this."
>"Really?"
"I don't see why not. You've been a really big help today Spike, I think you deserve a reward for it."
>"Thanks Twi."
"We'll finish P and then we'll-"
>You then notice a piece of paper fall from one of your books.
"Are these books really starting to get so old their pages are falling off? Well I better start fixing it."
>You then pick up the page.
"Better find out what page it is."
>You then begin to read it to find the page number.
"Dear Flash Sentry, can we please have a date someday? Signed Twilight Sparkle?! What the hell?!"
>Spike then froze.
>You notice.
"Spike.... what is this?"
>Spike then gave out a nervous giggle.
>"Well you see... I knew you kinda liked Flash... so I've been sending him letters in your name telling him about your true feelings."
"You what?!?!"
>"You've been really weirding me out with you mumbling in your sleep about Flash's-"
"I don't care! That's my personal thoughts and you just write them all out to him! What were thinking?!"
>"I was just trying to help."
>"Well your help might have ended up damaging the something we might have had. Thanks to you he probably thinks I'm some sort of stalker."
>You then hear somepony knocking on the door.
"I'll be right back talking to you later."
>You head to the door to answer it.
>"Who do you think is here?"
"Probably the Milk Mare, the CMC, Derpy trying to give me mail, or maybe it's.
>You then open the door to reveal.
>"Hello your majesty.", Flash introduced himself, "I was wondering if you-"
>You then slam the door closed.
"FUCK! IT'S FLASH!"
>"Wait?! Flash is here?!", Spike exclaimed!
"Oh fuck! Oh shit!! What do I do? What do I do?"
>"Maybe just go on a date with him?"
"I can't do that!! What if he just loves me because of the letters you gave him?!"
>"Come on! I just put in everything you ever thought of him."
>"Um... can I come in?", Flash asked from outside.
>"Well Twilight?", Spike asked, "He's here and he's wanting in."
>You then give off a sigh.
"Fine let him in."
>Be Flash.
>You wait patiently outside to be invited in.
>You knew this was a bad idea.
>She was probably just messing with you or something with all those letters.
>You should probably just leave.
>As you start walking away you suddenly hear the doors open.
>You look back to confirm.
>And indeed the door is open.
>You are then greeted by a purple dragon.
>"Welcome to Princess Twilight's Humble Abode Flash."
>You stare at the dragon for a bit.
"Are you the guy that saved the Crystal Empire?"
>Spike was amazed.
>As if he felt like he was finally getting some recognition.
>"W-why yes I am! I saved it all from the evil king Sombra. With the help of my good friend Twilight of course."
>You then give him a pate on the head.
"Keep up the good work."
>You then trot past him.
>He seems kinda modest about himself.
>But are they really going to give this kid his own statue?
>Well it's the prince and princess's decision.
>And if they want to give this kid a statue might as well let them.
>Hope it is actually in his likeness though.
>Now...
>Where's Twilight?
>Well while your waiting you might as well look at a few books.
>It is technically a library.
>Hopefully she won't mind.
 
>Be Twilight
>You're in the bedroom trying to make yourself look beautiful for Flash.
>Or at least get to Rarity levels of beautiful.
>After a few seconds of hair brushing, teeth cleaning, and getting your Gala dress on, you now feel ready.
>Hopefully Flash will like it.
>You then start going downstairs to meet your date.
>Hopefully you're not overdressed.
>You take a quick glance at him.
>You notice he's wearing his armor and that's it.
>Well maybe you are wearing something a bit flashier than what he's wearing.
>But you must press on.
>You continue to stare at Flash as you start going down the stair....
>Which you then proceed to trip and fall down on.
>You start making painful noises as you continue to fall down the stairs.
>But before you could take on anymore fall damage you are then caught mid fall by somepony.
>You look up to see who helped you.
>You then see it to be....
>Spike.
>And while you would like it to be your knight in shining armor, it probably would have embarrassed you to death (or at the very least to where you would call off the date).
>Spike then brings you back up.
>"Twilight what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry Spike. It's just... this is my first time dating somepony and I really want to look good, but I'm too nervous to actually meet him like this, but I can't go out with him naked either, I mean that could make me look like a changeling whorse in front of him, and then there's the fact that I might slip up and say "So Flash, how's highschool?" or "We danced to this song once Flash", or there could be some sort of giant bee panda monster that comes out of nowhere and me and the girls have to take care of it missing the whole date, o-"
>"Twilight!", Spike said grabbing your face, "Calm down!"
"S-sorry Spike."
>"Twilight. Look all you need to do is be yourself. You don't have to try to impress him in order for you to gain his attention. Although being a Princess already has that covered. The point is, be yourself."
...
...
...
"It's so weird..."
>"I'm sorry?"
"I've been giving you the same advice on how to date Rarity thinking you were to ignore it... but here you are giving me the same lecture."
>You then hug Spike.
"Thank you Spike. I needed that."
>You then start heading back into your room for a bit.
"Spike can you do me a favor and stall Flash a bit longer? I need to take this dress off before I damage it even more."
>"Yes ma'am!", Spike said with a salute.
>He then left to distract Flash for you as you change back to natural attire.
 
>Be Flash
>It's amazing how a book can get your interest.
>Especially when it's a book for little kids.
>Daring Do seemed quite the athlete for someone with a broken wing.
>Although there are some things that do seem a bit too illogical.
>But who cares?!
>It'll just make some awesome fodder if they adapt it to the big screen.
>You just hope she gets the guy in the end.
...
...
...
>OH SHIT!
>You're on a date and you're ignoring the girl!
>What the fuck Flash?!
>You're suppose to pay all attention towards her, not some stupid book!
>Celestia! This is how you lost Sunset!
>She always said that no one really paid attention to her a lot.
>You were probably in that category as well since you were in a band phase of your life during while you two were dating.
>But that's in the past now.
>You have to date the Princess now.
>You then throw the book back in the shelf as you now try and search for Twilight.
>You should start by asking if she's OK in her room.
>You start to head up the stairs.
>When suddenly.
>"Hey Flash! You like nachos?!"
>The purple dragon appeared in front of you.
>Holding a nice hot plate of freshly made nachos.
"Sorry little buddy but I think I should check on-"
>"This hot and gooey cheese with sour cream mixed with the spiciest jalapenos?!"
"Well they do look delicious. But I really think I should-"
>"TRY THEM OUT!!", Spike said as he shoved some nachos in your mouth.
>And comes the phases of eating something spicy nachos.
>Phase 1: The texture.
>The chips and jalapenos give out this nice crunchy texture complimented with the sauce and sour cream making them nice and gooey.
>Phase 2: The complimentary taste.
The salt coming from the chips help give it something that gives it a nice zing while the sour cream and cheese feel cool helping you relax from.
>Phase 3: The dominate taste.
>Oh yes the jalapenos.
>Nature's hell on Earth.
>The only food in the world aside from the pineapple to fight back.
>These fuckers give you the most painful experience of all.
>And that's the burning sensation of how spicy it is.
>It's burning so much that you are Not Flash anymore because he is writhing pain for your amusement Mother Fucker!
 
Be Twilight Sparkle
>After putting your dress back up you finally start going back to Flash.
...
...
...
>But a small breathing exercise probably won't hurt.
>You do what Cadence showed you and start your breathing method on how to calm down.
>You breath in bringing your hoof to you chest.
>Then proceed to breath out with your hoof going out with it.
>There..
>Now you feel calm.
>This is good.
>Now you can take whatever is outside that door.
>You open it up.
>Only to see Flash running around screaming "His mouth is on fire!"
>What the fuck did you do Spike?!
>Flash looks to be in deep pain.
>You then rush to the kitchen and fill a cup with milk.
>You then teleport back giving Flash the fresh cup.
>He then proceeds to gulp it all down hoping it would help.
>It did.
>Flash gave out a small cough and began to breath heavily.
>"I swear to Celestia.... I am never eating a fucking jalapeno again.", Flash said in between his harsh breathing.
>OK note to self.
>Avoid the new Mexicolt Restaurant.
>That will be for another day.
>You then continue to check on your date to see if he's OK.
"Flash is there anything else I can get you?"
>"Nah... not at the moment..... Besides, you don't need to do that your majesty."
"Oh no! I insist! I mean this is my house and I am the hostess, I should be making sure you're comfortable here."
>"But.... You're the Princess."
"That doesn't mean I'm helpless."
>"O-ok then..."
"Now is there anything you want to drink?"
>"Maybe some more milk."
"I can get that for you."
>You then begin to trot off to the kitchen to fix your guest another cup of milk.
 
>Be Flash.
>Sure your mouth is still fuming a little but it's nothing really harmful.
>Now the princess actually doing stuff for you.
>That's most likely going to hurt your job....
>You think.
>It is your job to protect the Princess.
>Not have her treating you like you're some sort of house guest.
>Imagine what the other members of the guard would say.
>Imagine what Shining Armor would say.
>You would be the biggest laughing stock and disappointment.
>You can't let this happen.
>Twilight then came back with the glass of milk.
>"Here you Flash.", she said, "Fresh from the bottle."
>You look at the cup.
>You have two choices.
>Accept it and be laughed at and dishonor the guard.
>Refuse it, dishonor the princess and dishonor the guard.
>Oh what to do, what to do?
>What would General Armor tell you?
>You imagine it would go something like this.
>"You faggot! How dare you make my sister work hard to give you a glass of milk!? You should be ashamed of yourself if your don't drink that hard earned milk! So drink the damn glass of milk already!!
"SIR YES SIR!!!"
>You then chug down the milk finishing it within the seconds.
>".... Is something the matter Flash?", Twilight asked.
"Nope! Nothing wrong your majesty!"
>"O-ok then....."
>You both just sit there now...
>Awkward.
>Silent.
>With nothing really to do at the moment.
>Hoping someone would say something at the moment.
...
...
...
"So.... you live in a library?"
>"Well... yeah it's been my home for a whole year now since I moved away from Canterlot."
"You used to live in Canterlot?"
>"Yeah but I really didn't do much there except study magic."
"Oh so what do you do here?"
>"Study the magic of friendship."
"I see....."
>"So what about you? What do you do?"
"Well I am a Royal Guard in training... so there's that. You already know (somehow) that I was already in a band. Short lived though, lasted for about three weeks and then we broke up."
>"Really? What broke you guys up?"
"A difference between the main guitarist and the lead singer."
"Oh.... You mean when you and Sunset broke up."
"Exactly."
...
...
...
"Wait what?! How did you know that?!"
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Now you've done it again.
>You put yourself in this corner because you knew too much about Flash.
>And now you can't really use anything as an excuse.
>You basically put yourself in a corner.
>You guess you have no choice.
>You have to tell Flash the truth.
"Well... I recently met up with someone named Sunset Shimmer and one of her acquaintances told me that she once dated you."
>"Oh..."
>Well it was technically the truth.
>"So you met Sunset huh? What has she been up to lately? I haven't really seen her since then."
"Well she's fixing buildings at the moment."
>"Fixing buildings?"
"Yeah... for the homeless."
>"So she's a volunteer worker?"
"Exactly!"
>"Where is volunteering at?"
...
...
...
>Fuck!
>You didn't think that one through.
>Go with someplace that seems logical.
"Neighpon. (?)"
...
...
...
>"Well she did tell me she wanted to go there once."
>Thank Celestia he bought it!
>"But my question is when did you go to Neighpon?"
"Ummm.... last week?"
 
>Be Flash.
>You now know she's lying.
>She clearly doesn't know what she's talking about at this point.
>But should you really confront her now on why she knows so much about you or why she's so obsessed with you?
>Maybe...
>Just wait a bit longer...
>Besides...
>She might tell General Armor that you're bullying her and that'll cause him to destroy you.
>Might as well move the subject around.
>Might ease the tension.
"So... apparently I got a lot of letters from you. What was that about?"
>"The letter?", she said with a confused look but then with a reminder, "Oh yeah.... the letters."
>She then gave a small glare towards the dragon.
>Odd.
>It's as if he sent the letters for without her permission.
..
..
..
>Nah that can't be it.
>"So... did you like any of the letters?"
"I will admit I read a few of them... but I question about one of them."
>"Oh... is there anything wrong with it."
"A bit..."
>"Was it like a typo or something?"
"Yeah it is kinda that."
>"Really?!", she said with surprise, "What word was that?"
"Well if you're going to penis, it's spelled P-E-N-I-S, not P-I-N-U-S."
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You just heard Flash literally spell out the word penis for you.
>Which means two things.
>One Spike need to work on his spelling a bit more.
>And Two, WHATEVER THE HELL SPIKE WROTE INVOLVES PENIS!!
"Um... you wouldn't happen to have the letter with you at the moment would you?"
>Flash then gave you this strange look.
>".....Sure....."
>"He then pulls the letter out of his work satchel and then gives it to you.
>You take a look at it.
>It states.
 
"Dear Flash Sentry,
What's the size of your pinus? I bet you have like this huge cock hiding underneath that sheath of yours. I can't wait for you demolish me with it.
-Love
Twilight Sparkle.
 
P.S: Write me up sometime."
 
>You face is now beet red.
>Not only from embarrassment but also from anger.
>You turn to your date.
"Excuse me for one second."
>"OK."
>You then teleport up to Spike.
>And come towards as calmly and politelyas you can be.
>You breath in... and out.....
>You then get his attention.
>"Oh hey Twilight!", the young drake greets you, "What's u-"
"SPIKE! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
 
>Be Spike
>You are very surprised Twilight called you a mother fucker.
>Well there must a logical reason why.
>"Spike! Why did you make a letter to Flash?"
"I already answered that question."
>"OK let's be more specific. Why did you write a letter to Flash about his penis!?!?"
"Oh... that letter... I meant to get rid of that"
>"Well?"
"Well... you see... You asked me to write this one."
>"I asked you to write this one."
"Eeyup."
...
...
...
>"Was I drunk?!"
"Yes."
>"Well that explains everything!!"
"You can't really blame for this one."
>"Spike was I threatening to kill you if you didn't write the letter and send it to Flash"
"You did threaten me with a plunger."
>"Would this plunger kill you?"
"... no..."
>"Then you could have just ignored me!!"
"But it was full of toilet water."
>"Well guess what! No Sapphire Swirl Ice Cream for you!"
"What?! Why?!"
>"Because you gave Flash that letter and for misspelling penis."
"Oh...."
>"Don't worry, you're still getting ice cream just not your favorite flavor because you did help me in the library. Now if you don't mind I'm going back to Flash. I'll see you later."
>Twilight then left.
>Jokes on her though, Sapphire Swirl isn't your favorite, Rocking Ruby is.
 
>Be Twilight
>You then come back to Flash.
>He then looks at you.
>"So.... what was that about?"
"Sorry about that... had to figure out why I actually wrote that letter. And it was me drinking.... a lot."
>"Huh.... I'm non of your family can take a drink."
"Huh?"
>"N-nothing.", he said as he looked away, "So is there anything you want to do?"
>You never really thought about what to with Flash.
>Maybe try eating out or watch a movie.
>Either way you gotta think of something.
>After a few seconds you finally think of something.
"How about the Sugar Cube Corner?"
>"Sugar Cube Corner?"
"It's a nice sweet shop that sells ice cream and cake.
>"Hmm... a cake shop. OK. Sounds nice."
>You stare at your pink friend.
"Please don't give Flash a heart attack, Pinkie."
>Pinkie then gave you this weird look?
>"Flash?", she asked, "You mean that pegasus you claimed was hot in the h-"
>You then proceed to shut your friend up
"Hayburger stand! That's right Pinkie! The Hayburger stand."
>"But I thought you.... oh..... Okie dokie loki."
>She then gave her Pinkie Promise motion as a sign of trust.
>"So what will you two have?"
>After Flash gaining all of his composure back he then starts to order.
>"Well Twilight said you had good cake.", he began, "So what kid of cakes do you guys have?"
>The whole restaurant then just stares at you and Flash.
>Pinkie then gave a look that stated challenge accepted.
>"What kind of cakes do we make?", she repeated Flash's question, "All of them!"
>"A-all of them?", Flash said with a raised eyebrow.
>"YES!", Pinkie said with excitement, "All the cakes!"
>Vanilla Cake
>Red Velvet Cake
>Chocolate Cake
>White Chocolate Cake
>Ice Cream Cake
>Coconut Cake
>Cookie Cake
>Strawberry Short Cake
>Fruitcake
>Birthday Cake
>Potato Cakes
>Pan Cakes
>Pumpkin Cake
>Pound Cake
>Mr and Mrs Cake
>Angel Food Cake
>Devil's Food Cake
>Wedding Cake
>Those huge cakes with the pony that pops out of them.
>"Everything from A to Z", the pink pony finished.
>Is there more?
>You're pretty sure she named all of them.
 
>You continue to remember how your first date went until you hear some knocking coming from the door.
>"Excuse me! This is the only bathroom and I really need to use it!", the foal said.
>You then remember that twenty minutes have past.
>So now you can put your disguise back on.
>You use the changeling transformation spell on yourself to turn yourself back into Radiant Dawn.
>Hopefully it will last throughout the who game.
>You then get out of the restroom as the foal in a cloak rushes in.
>"OH YEAH!! SWEET RELEASE!!!", he screams as he finally enters.
>They really need to make more bathrooms for this card shop.
>Maybe your royal power can help with that.
>Anyways it's probably best if you try and find Ni-
"There you are!!", your son says in annoyance while trying to put on his hood.
>"The game's about to start!! We really need to find the table! Where are your cloak, dice and pieces?!"
"Oh those... well I have my pieces on the table already"
>"Wait you know where the table is?!"
"Sure. Follow me and I'll show you."
>You then lead your son to the table with your group.
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>You take a good look at the crowd sitting at the table.
>All of them wearing cloaks being hooded.
>All of them carrying several sets of dice.
>All of them with their respective character piece.
>And sitting in the middle, was a cloaked figure wearing a cloaked figure wearing a (styrafoam) dragon skull mask.
>They then take notice to you and the host of the table then points their hoof at you.
>"svaust re wux?! renthisj dout ominak sva huena!"
>The of you just stare at the game master.
>You don't know what language you just heard.
>Spanish, Neighponese, Germane?
>Whatever it is it's something.
>But one of the members of the table came in to translate.
>"What Anon the destroyer is asking you in her native dragon tongue is who the hell are you?!"
>"Oh, well I am Radiant Dawn", your date introduces herself.
"And I'm Night Light Jr."
>"ui batobot nafl dout ominak?"
>"She's asking is that is indeed the name you put on your character sheet?", the translator translated.
>"Oh well...", Dawn began, "Sorry your benevolence. I did not mean to give you the name of my village life. I am actually Madame Artemis Fowl, the best archer to come from a band of thieves who rob from the rich and give to the poor. But alas, my merry band of robbers were all slain by the black knight and now I wish to take him down, but I need your assistance. That's why I've come here to this quest to prove myself worthy to your guild and ask for your help to aid me."
>Well she's really getting into character.
>"And what about you?", the translator asked you.
".... Night Light Jr.... I just came here because she brought me with."
>The dragon mare goes on a what seems to be
"svabol wer fuck?! ui batobot nafl nighty? sjek coi ui wux re using dout okh ominak?! svanoa bland re wux?! leor wer hood coi plays ios coi."
>You could understand a little bit of what she said.
>But it's still hard to make out.
>"REMOVE THE HOOD OF NIGHT LIGHT JR FOR BEING BLAND!!", the translator called out.
>Three of the foals then being to pull the hood off revealing your face to the audience. of the table.
>The dragon mare just continued to stare at you for a bit.
>She then called for her translating stallion
>She then whispered to his ear.
>After she was done the translator then went off.
>He then approaches you.
>"Yeah the Dragon Lord said if you try either rolling for mastubation and sex toward her or your date she says your out of the game and I have permission to beat you up."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>"Language Nighty.", your date told you.
"I'm sorry it's just why am I the one who is assume is going to "Roll the die" for sex?!"
>"algbo wux tira masturbate persvek wer tirnlgi."
>"She said you masturbated in the fields."
>Mother Fucker!
>Ponies are still mentioning this shit to you
>Well at least mom doesn't know about that.
 
>Be Dawn
>He did what in the fields?!
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>So now it's time to actually play this game.
>And as usual it's all about the starting at some sort of tavern, meeting some sort of guy, who gives you some sort of quest.
>Again Dawn really seems to be liking this role as a her character way too much.
>While you're just here being bored out of your wits.
>So much for trying to get rid of her with a fuck ton of quesadillas.
>As you're playing you sit and wonder what Star and Flurry are up to at the charity fair.
 
>Be Starbrust.
>You and Flurry are at the Ponyville Feed the Homeless Charity Fair.
>Where every bit spent here would be sent to feed starving homeless ponies all over the world.
>Or so it says.
>And the only reason why you're here is because Flurry was here.
>Dad probably would have taken your place, but he apparently had to do something at the Crystal Empire's boot camp.
>Probably help give out a promotion to the ponies that are scared of you.
>Anyways back to Flurry,
>She really seems hyperactive about this place.
>It's like her first time here or something.
>"Star! Star! Star!", she yelled to get your attention.
"What is it Flurry?"
>"Candy apples!", she said as she was watching in amusement the pony making them.
>You watch with her as the pony dips the apple in the ooey gooey caramel.
"They do look delicious and sweet."
>"Star.... I want one!"
"Flurry you can't that then go on one of the rides, or else you'll get sick."
>"But they look so good....."
"Maybe later Flurry. Let's go and look around a bit longer OK."
>You said as you were dragging her away.
>"But muh candy apple!!"
>After a few more minutes of walking, trying out some rides, and playing some games you two decide to take a breather.
>Sitting down should work.
>You and Flurry then look around from the bench a bit more to see what two can do.
>Desperately trying to see something that attracts you.
>"How about the bounce house?"
"One that's for kids, two you're too big, and three I'd rather not have your family pay damages for a rental bounce house being destroyed."
>"Oh come on! I wouldn't destroy it."
"You're horn says otherwise."
>".... OK how about the haunted museum."
"The what?"
>"The haunted museum, it's like a haunted house, but it's a museum."
"And...?"
>"Well from what I see from the advertisements, it's overrun by zombies, mad scientist, Frankenpony monsters, giant spiders, and-"
"You can stop right there because that's a fucking guaranteed that we're not going!"
>"Oh yeah you hate spiders... bummer."
"I can barely stand the little bastards right now."
>"OK then.... Ooh I know! Let's ask the psychic what we should do next!"
>You look over at the poster.
>It's a picture of Pinkie Pie waving her hooves over a crystal ball.
>So that's something.
>Besides.
>With the way Pinkie knows things she deserves the title of psychic.
"Eh, it wouldn't hurt to see what she says."
>"And look, it's right next to the candy apple stand. What are the odds?"
>You then give Flurry this stern look.
"No candy apples right now Flurry."
>She's already hyped up then she needs to be.
>You both then enter the small tent that belonged to Madame Pinkie.
>And as soon as you enter you hear nothing but singing come from the madame herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ixvsV-ahI0
>And it's a catchy as hell song.
>It's one of those songs that sound really happy but it really has some dark and depressing undertones.
>Either way it's good.
>You both then just stand in front of the psychic as she finishes her song off.
>"So...", she begins, "You wish know something from madame Pinkamena Diane Pie?"
>Flurry then let out a small gasp.
>"It's like she knows.", Flurry said.
>No duh...
>"So what is it you wish to know my dear young ones?"
"Well you see Fl-"
>"Tut tut!", Pinkie interrupted, "I answer one future sighting for one bit. It's part of the charity."
"OK..."
>You then gave out one bit to Pinkie Pie.
"Anyways, Flurry and I wanted to check this place out and see if you can help us make a decision on what to do next."
>"We're starting to get bored at this fair," Flurry began to whine, "and that's not a good sign. Especially since we might be leaving candy apples."
>"So you come to me to see if Flurry gets apple candy in the end of the day?", Pinkie asked
"More or less....?"
>I'll see what can do.", Pinkie said as she began her crystal ball movements, "Oh great spirits please give me a vision.... or a Pinkie sense. Either of them would work."
>After a few more movements it seems she finally gets something.
>"Oh I got three images for Flurry's Future!!"
"Really.... images?"
>"Well they're kinda blurry because they are reflections coming from my snow globe... but I think interconnect."
>"Tell me Madame Pinkie!", Flurry begged, "What are they? Do they have something to do with the candy apples?"
>"Well...", Pinkie began, "I spy with my little eye, an old couple, and then a couple arguing, and a mother and child hugging each other."
>"No candy apples?", Flurry said with disappointment.
>"Nope.", Pinkie said, "Sorry Flurry."
"I don't get it though? How does all that connect?"
>"Well you see," Pinkie began, "The old couple kinda resemble a long lasting relationship. Because they we married with each other for long long time. The couple arguing represent... well that. Them arguing. A relationship in danger if you will. And the mother hugging their foal is a representation of forgiveness or a relationship mending."
"Wow... you got all that from three reflections on your snow globe?"
>"Well maybe. It could be a case of the doozies."
"Well that's way too specific to be a doozie... but where would Flurry ever see something like that?"
>"Who knows... maybe at your home."
"I highly doubt that."
>"Well I hope my visions satisfies you."
"Well it was interesting. Right Flurry?"
>There was no response.
>Only silence.
>You turn back to see that Flurry was no where to be seen.
>But you already have a guess where she is.
 
>"Is there a way to get a golden delicious apple? with that gooey caramel?", Flurry asked the stand owner.
>"I told you madame. We only have granny smith and red delicious.", said the yellow pony with a red mustache.
>"Can you check again.", she asked, "Cause I could have sworn you gave someone a golden delicious."
>Well we could but it would probably cost you a pretty penny just for us to check.", the scammer said.
>"Hold on let me see what I have at the moment", Flurry said as she was looking through her purse.
>She then felt a small tug on her tail.
>You then pulled Flurry by the tail getting her away from the stand.
>"W-wait! I didn't even order anything!"
"Good!"
>You then continue to drag her away from the world famous scammers of Equestria.
>You continue to drag Flurry away from the con ponies.
>It's for the best.
>"MUH CANDY APPULS!!!!"
>She'll get over it.
>Anyways it's probably best if you leave, it's been about an hour, you're mom and Moondancer are probably going to worry about you if you don't return soon.
>So home it is.
>you were beginning to leave until.
>"Mon canari? Est-ce vous?", you heard from behind.
>You recognize the voice.
>You turn around to see it's owner.
>You then see a young very light blue unicorn magician.
"Dove?"
>"C'est toi! Mon canari!!", the young magician said as she came to you.
>She then embraced you as tightly she could.
>"Il a été si longtemps mon canari!", she said in Prench, "Comment était le camp d'entraînement? Attendez! Es-tu blessé?! Ont-ils essayé et vous violent là?!"
"Je vais bien Dove. Tu me connais. Dès que quelqu'un a essayé de faire quelque chose comme ça pour moi, ils vont le regretter."
>"Oh vous ne faites pas combien je vous manqué., Dove said as she playfully rubbed herself on you a bit.
>"Watashi mo betsu no gengo de hanasu koto ga dekimasu!", Flurry said as she felt left out of the conversation.
>Dove looked at your cousin as she finally noticed her.
>Well noticing her wings mostly.
>She always had a huge fascination with wings ever since she was a filly.
>In fact most of her magic is based off her obsession with them.
>"Starburst... who is this?", Dove asked as she continued to inspect Flurry's wings.
"That's Flurry Heart, my cousin."
>"Cousin you say?", Dove said as she was now messing with your cousin's wings, "I can really see the resemblance."
>Flurry... was not really feeling comfortable with this.
>"Starburst...", your cousin said nervously, "Does your friend have a wing fetish?
"It's not a fetish Flurry. She just really likes wings."
>Dove, realizing how uncomfortable Flurry felt, stopped messing with your wings.
>"I'm sorry if I intruded your personal space Ms Heart.", Dove apologized.
>"Please.... call me Flurry.", Flurry told your friend, "So... how do you two know each other?"
>"Oh... how did me and your cousin meet each other?", Dove asked, "We've been friends since childhood."
"Eeyup, met her when my mom was teacher and Annie magic."
>"I wasn't very good at it.", Dove admitted with a small giggle, "Most of the spells Mrs. Sparkle tried to teach me would always end in explosions. The only reason I kept going to Mrs. Sparkle's classes was to hang out with Starbust mostly."
"We would mostly play games, run outside, occasionally fly."
>"She can fly?", Flurry asked.
>"Oh no no no.", Dove responded, "Mon canari would allowed me to ride her for a bit as she flew."
"She was light enough for me to carry her so I figured why not."
 
>Be Flurry
>It's official!
>These two are a couple!!
>You ship it!
>TOP OTP!
>Would write doujinshi for it!
>You continue to watch them catch up and talk about their old memories together as they continue to look so cute together.
>Why hasn't Nighty ever taken any romace advice from Star?
 
>Be Starburst.
>You continue talk with Dove for a bit longer.
>But like all goo conversations they have to come to an end sometimes.
"Well me and Flurry have to go home now. Our (AKA Flurry's) curfew is almost up and my mom's going to be pissed if we're late."
>"Oh.. such a shame.", Dove said with a bit of sadness, "My show was just about to begin."
"Sorry Dove. But it's my parent's rules."
>"Alright... but can you do me one favor mon canari?"
"Sure. What is it?"
>"Can I rub my body on your wing... for good luck?"
"Sure. I don't see any problems with that."
>You let one your wings spread out and let her nuzzle underneath it.
>After a few seconds of cuddling Dove then left to go back to her show.
>It was nice seeing her again.
>Who knew that you would meet her here of all places.
>But unfortunately you have no time to remember the past.
>You gotta go home.
"Alright Flurry let's move a-"
>You stop mid sentence.
>You couldn't help but notice that dumb ass expression on Flurry's face.
"What's wrong with you?"
>"I totally ship it!", Flurry finally said.
"What?"
>"You and Dove are such a cute couple!!"
"Couple?"
>"I didn't even know you were a lesbian... then again you appear more masculine more than feminine. How didn't I see the signs earlier?"
"Woah! Time out! Me and Dove aren't like that. We're just friends."
>"That did not look like just friends!! I saw passion! I saw care! I saw hearts, cupids, and birds of love flying all around you two! That's love dammit! A romantic love!"
"Flurry not everything is like in your damn manega and anime. I'm not in love with Dove and she's not in love with me. We're just friends. That's all."
>"Come on Star, there's no need to hide in the closet any longer."
"I'm not in the closet Flurry!"
>"Jeeze no need to get defensive."
"I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!! Now we need to get home.
>"But I thought it would be a nice conversation for us to talk about."
Ther's nothing to talk about so this conversation is over."
>"But-"
"OVER!!!"
>"Well OK... but just so you know."
https://youtu.be/BuR5YMyfeNI?t=56s
 
>Meanwhile at another area.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You and Dawn seem to be the only characters that are still alive on your table aside from the dungeon master and her trusty translator.
>You both basically survived thanks to Dawn's knowledge of the game's creatures.
>You both lead your pieces to the final dungeon.
>Where you shall finally end this game by gaining the treasure and finally go home.
>Maybe if there's still time convince your mom to take you to the the fair.
>As you set your piece to the first tile the DM begins to speak.
>"Hi finally oblaan laat keil." the DM speaks, "Hi vis koraav umriid viilut ko teyn do hi. Nuz! Nii los dein naal niidro in zooruv gelt dovah, Manos! "
"What is she saying translator... pony?"
>"She said,", the translator began, "You finally end the last floor. You can see the treasure right in front of you. But! It is guarded by it's master the legendary metal dragon, Manos!"
>The DM then set her final character piece down.
>A giant metal dragon.
>And of course judging by it's size it's probably going to kill you...
"Well looks like it killed us. No need to continue, we can just go home now.", you said as you were beginning to walk away.
>"Wait!", your date cried out.
>Which you then glare at for making this game longer than it should be.
>But you notice that she seemed to have gotten.... taller.
>"You can't place Manos there!", Dawn began to complain.
>"What are you talking about?", the DM said breaking character from her Dragon language and finally speaking English.
>"Manos is a banned character! It states so in the rules of this game.", Dawn explained.
>"Oh I'm sorry but who's the DM here? Me! And if I say Manos is the final boss then he's the final boss.", the DM said.
>"Well I can see why they call you Anon the Destroyer.", Dawn said, "You like to destroy the rules and be a sore loser because your dungeon is about to be beaten!"
>"My Dungeons could never be beaten with or without Manos."
>"Then why not replace Manos?"
>"Because Manos is the only final boss monster piece I have at the moment."
>"Or you're too scared to admit you're cheating."
>"Well maybe you're too scared to... to..."
>The DM seemed to have a hard time to think of a comeback.
>That is until she caught a glance of you again.
"To admit you're a tramp that's dating somepony that's way too good for them.", the DM declared.
>"Excuse me?!", Dawn asked with what to be a burning fury.
>"You heard me! He deserves way better than you."
>"Oh.... I am better than his last fillyfriend! She slapped him for no good reason."
>"Oh is that what he told you?!"
>Actually... you never told her anything about Pixel... also how would they both know about that incident.
>"That's exactly what Flurry and Starburst told me.", Dawn said, "I mean would never be as heartless as that bitch."
>And here comes a brawl.
>The DM then tackled your date.
>They then both began rolling around in the floor.
>You should probably stop this.
>But you're too busy watching.
>And plus maybe if you don't do anything, Dawn will leave you.
>But the translator has something else to say about the matter.
>He then pickup the DM by the hood.
>Accidentally making her mask fall.
>Revealing the angel that was once in your eyes.
>"Pixel Bit that's enough!", you hear the translator, now revealed to be Button Mash.
>But Pixel Bit still had a vendetta against Dawn.
>"Genun hinmaar wiizaan! ", she said as she pulled off Dawn's cloak off her.
>But.. something was way off.
>The whole entire shop was in shock.
>They remained silent from the sight.
>Even Pixel stopped her squirming.
>Button's jaw dropped from the sight along with his daughter.
>Even you couldn't believe it.
>Instead of the light blue fur it was a nice shade of lavender.
>Instead of her a completely pink mane, they were just a stripe in her dark purple mane.
>Her cutie mark was no longer a cartoony yellow star but instead a purple star surrounded by small white stars.
>This was no longer Dawn.
>The pony that was underneath that was-.
"Mom?"
>She had this nervous look on her face.
>As if... she had been found out.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Oh no....
>This is bad!
>He knows...
>No not only him...
>Everypony in this store knows!!
>You're son continues to stare at you.
...
...
...
"Um... Nighty.... I know what this looks like but-"
>"You lied to me....", your son says looking betrayed.
"Nighty please listen."
>"You tricked me into thinking you were some random filly who wanted to date me!"
"Nighty if you would just-"
>"Why?! Why did you do it?!"
...
...
...
"I was trying to help you."
...
...
...
>"Well... you did help me find out something."
"R-really?"
>"Yeah... that you don't trust me at all!", he yelled at you with tears in his eyes.
>He then started running out the door crying.
>You try catching up to your son.
"Wait! Nighty! It's not like that! I do trust you! That's not the reason I did this!"
>"Go away!!", he said as he ran faster away from you.
"Nighty!! Please wait and listen!!"
>But before you could get any closer to him Nighty teleported away.
>That's just great.
>Now you have no idea where he is.
>He could be anywhere!
>This is your fault.
>You should have listened to Applejack.
>Why didn't you listen to her?!
 
>Be Api Apple
>You just got your newest masterpiece to add to your collection.
>After digging up your special shoe box, you then add the new content inside.
>Of course doing it at night would be the best time at night.
>No pony aside from an apple would be stupid enough to go around the orchard at night.
>Well time to put the shoe box up.
>Suddenly a bright flash comes out of nowhere.
>You cover your eyes.
>But from what what you could see, you saw a small figure coming out of it.
>It seemed to be coming closer.
>It's heading your direction.
>But it must be some sort of illusion or mirage.
>But after a few seconds the figure then accidentally runs into you.
>After a small tumble and fall you then see who the figure is.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>After teleporting somewhere from frustration you try to look at your surroundings.
>It's too dark.
>You light up your horn to get some light.
>"Nighty? Is that you?"
>You recognize the voice.
>You shine your light towards Api.
"Api?"
>"Nighty, what the bloody hell are you doing here?"
>That's actually a good question.
>You should be at home in your room.
>But instead you're at Sweet Apple Acres Orchard.
>How did you end up here?
>"Well.. do you have an answer?"
"Oh.. s-sorry. I just had a rough night."
>"A rough night?", she asked, "What could happen to you to get here. Unless you would rather die than tell me."
>Oh yeah... you did tell her that earlier.
"Uh... sorry about that."
>"Well you're going to tell me?", she asked impatiently.
"Well you see..."
>You told Api about what happened.
>How you just figured out that your mom was Dawn.
>How she actually thought she was apparently help you.
>Through dating you and making out with you.
>After a few more minutes you finally finish.
"And I don't know why she really did it!? Did she want to make it feel less awkward when it came to heat season or something. Did she still not trust me after I dared you to hoof yourself? Why did she do it?!"
>"Well why don't you ask her?"
"Why don't I ask her? I don't know, maybe because I'm mad as hell at her."
>"Then ask her later if you don't want to now."
"Maybe you're right..."
>"I know I'm right. When am I ever wrong?"
>You can name so many times she was wrong.
>"So again... what are you doing here?"
"Well... I tried teleporting away from my mother. I was expecting to be in my room but I somehow ended up here."
>"I thought you had to think about where you want to go?"
"You do. I was really concentrating on trying to get away from my mom."
>"Wait, say that last part again."
"I was really concentrating on trying to get away from my mom?"
>"Maybe that's what threw you off."
"Excuse me?
>"You were trying to get away from her. And where do you usually go when you try to get away from somepony?"
"... Sweet Apple Acres orchard?"
>"Exactly! So since you were thinking about trying to escape from her, you must of thought of this place."
>This... actually made sense..
>It's amazing how she actually theorized that.
>You remain silent from her slight brilliance.
>Api then looks at your dumbfounded face.
>"What? Amazed by my sheer smarts?"
>You shake your head then regain your composure.
"No... it's just.... I...."
>"Admit it. I just got something right."
>You decide to try to change the subject.
"So what are you doing here?"
>"Well I do live here."
"OK but why are you at the orchard?"
>"Well... I'm.... just here.... to work?"
"Work?"
>"Eeyup! Gotta get those apples picked."
...
...
...
"You're looking at your porn aren't you?"
>"What! No! No....."
...
...
...
>Api then gave out a sigh of defeat.
>"Yes."
>"But that's none of your business!"
"Sorry if I am prying.", you said playfully.
>"You can stop that now you bastard! You're guilty of doing the same thing!"
"OK... you got me there."
>"So when do you plan to leave?"
"Well I would... but I don't know where to go."
...
...
...
>"I'll lead the way.", Api said with an annoyed tone.
>And so your journey begins to get out of the orchard yet again.
 
>Be Starburst
>After a song sequence you and Flurry finally reach home.
>The first thing you see.... is this.
>You're mother covered in multiple.... dads.
>You and Flurry couldn't help but just stare.
>"Oh.... Hey Star... Hey Flurry.", your mother slurred.
>You then notice a small wooden cup with a small amount of foam near the top.
>Which can only mean one thing.
"Mom.... are you drunk?"
>"Is that my Harem Jutsu spell?!", Flurry asked.
>"Starlight...", you're mom mistaken.
"Starburst."
>"Oh... I'm sorry.", your mom apologized petting one of your dads, "Can I be honest with you."
".....sure....."
>"You see.... I really fucked up today!"
"Huh?"
>"I really did fuck up today!", your mom continued, "I.... I..... Ah... you don't want to know... Flash please comfort me!"
>And as soon as she tried hugging it, poof, it disappeared.
>Your mother then stared at the now gone Flash.
>"Eh... I can make another.", she said as she used Flurry's shadow clone again and transformed it into Flash.
>Flurry.... was very shocked.
>"What the hell Aunt Twilight!?", Flurry began asking angrily, "I was going to be the one that ended up making the Shadow Clone Spell a reality! And then you just... end doing this with ease!!"
>"Well that's what you get for being a tardy bitch Flurry.", your mom said.
>Flurry looked like she was ready to fight her, until you intervened.
"Flurry! She's drunk! She can somehow do magic better that way but by the time she wakes up tomorrow she won't even know how to do it."
>"Thanks you Star...", Twilight said as she tried to embrace her new Flash only for that one to disappear as well, Shit! Another one's dead!"
"But you really need to go to bed mom."
>"Go to bed?", your mom asked, "no no, I should be the one to tell you to go to bed. I'm the parent... aaand your the child.... teenager... mare..... you're my daughter ok?"
"I know that mom but you're really hammered and you really should get some rest before you say or do something stupid."
>"Stupid?", your mother began now sounding a bit depressed, "I already did something stupid today... and I wasn't even drunk."
"I'm sure you were mom.", you said as you started dragging her to her room.
>"I mean... I really tried hard... I really did."
"I'm sure you did."
>"But I couldn't be Nighty's fillyfriend at all."
...
...
...
"Mom.... what are you talking about?"
>"Oh.. you were going to figure out later. In fact I thought you already knew."
"Knew what mom?"
>"Dawn was just persona! She wasn't really real! I made her act exactly like me! Too much like me!"
"Made her... was... Dawn never real?"
>"Exactly! Ding Ding! We have a winner!"
"Wait did you hire a changeling to date Nighty?!"
>"....... No....."
"A real pony?"
>".... no....."
"Then who was Dawn?"
>"You're looking at her... You're looking at the sad miserable excuse of a pony that played her."
>You stare at your mother for a while.
>Did she just really admit to dating her own son?!
>What the hell was she thinking?!
"Please tell me this is just the cider talking... please tell me that you had no intention of dating Nighty!"
>"Oh I had every good intention... I ws just trying to get Nighty back on his hooves."
"Mom!", you sad as you shook her, "That's not how you do it! Why didn't you just leave him alone like I told you too?!"
>"I couldn't just leave him like that!", she started yelling at you, "I would be a terrible mother if I just let him sat there and cry himself away because some filly broke his heart."
"Mom... this isn't a world where you can just sing a song and all your problems just go away."
>"I beg to differ."
"My point is, you should have just let him deal with his own problems his own way! He doesn't need you to cradle him all the time! He's not a baby for fuck's sake!!"
>You then give out of annoyance.
"It doesn't matter. You're probably too drunk to even remember this. No use to continue yelling at you. Where's Nighty?"
>"I don't know."
"What do you mean you don't know?!"
>"I mean I don't know! He teleported away! I don't even know where he went!"
"Celestia dammit mom!!, you swore as you started running off.
>You believed Nighty could handle himself but with a situation like this he could anywhere and do something completely stupid.
>Not as stupid as what your mom did but possibly pretty close.
>Before heading out you go up to Flurry.
"Flurry. Nighty is Outside and missing. I'm going to go out and find him. I need you to stay here and do a couple of things for me."
>"And why can't I come with?", Flurry asked.
"Because I know you had something to do with it."
>"......Maybe....."
>You give another sigh of annoyance.
"OK what I need you to do is make sure mom goes to bed and stays in bed. I also want you signal me with a beam or something in case Nighty comes back home. Finally find Moon Dancer, she should have kept mom away from the alcohol in the first place. Do you understand what I'm asking you?"
>"Yes mom!"
"I could tell your mom and dad about all of this."
>"I mean.. Ma'am yes ma'me!!"
"Much better."
>You then open the door and star heading out.
"Remember signal me if he comes home!", you reminded Flurry as you ran out to find your baby brother.
 
>Be Flurry.
>Well you're stuck here while Star is out doing something fun possibly.
>Well you might as well do one thing.
>Take care of all these clones your aunt left.
>You still can't believe she actually perfected doing multiple clones before you.
>Anyways better get rid of them.
>You continue to poof every one of these clones while quoting some lines from your favorite manega.
>Maybe after this you should check on aunt Twi.
>You did kind of promise Starburst you would.
>You then reach the final clone.
>Time to do like a finishing blow quote to make this one epic.
>You think hard for this one.
>After a few seconds, you finally got something.
>You get your horn ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySY7HWYDyZQ
>You then try to piece the heavens with your drill.
>"Wait! Don't do that!!"
>You then stop immediately.
>Did.... Did the clone just talk?
>"For one thing, you're using the English Dub, which by itself is a very shitty choice.", the clone said, "Secondly..."
>The 'clone', then removed it's disguise and turned back into Moon Dancer.
"Huh? Moon Dancer? When did you learn how to do this spell."
>"When Twilight was reading the rules of DND. I found it and decided to take a chance at it."
"Let me guess to trick aunt Twi you were Flash and then you two would have sex."
>"..... more or less.", she said with a blush, "And it almost worked as well f Starburst didn't come in and ruin the whole thing.", she then ranted.
"Well since I'm finished here I might as well see if aunt Twi's in bed."
>You then head up stair.
>You knock on her door.
"Aunt Twi? Are you sleeping?"
>You put your ear near the the door to try and hear a response.
>Nothing.
"OK aunt Twi! I'm coming in!"
>You then open the door.
>You enter her room.
>You look around.
>You see a huge lump on her bed.
>You think it's her.
>But you've seen stuff like this put in foals cartoons a lot.
>It's probably actually an assortment of items placed on the bed to make it look like she's in bed.
>But that isn't going to fool you.
"I already know what you're up to Twilight...", you said approaching the bed, "Or should I say Junklight!!"
>You pull the covers off expecting to see a pile of trash.
>But nope.
>It's your aunt.
>Just sleeping in an awkward position.
>Well.... you better be glad she was asleep for that.
 
>Be Starburst
>You may not be able to trace magic residue like any unicorn or alicorn would do.
>But you got something they don't.
>A keen eye and some ponies that you can ask if they've seen your brother.
>Sompony could have seen him.
>There's no way he could have gone that far.
>Anyways you better start around the town.
>He could have gone to the fair.
>He did mention that's where he wanted to go.
>You land on the ground and start going around town.
>You look around for a bit.
>Only to be spotted by the paparazzi.
>"Hey is that Twilight's ki-"
"Unless you're referring to my brother I will not tolerate this bullshit right now... Understood!"
>"Y-yes ma'am...."
"Thank you... not get out of my sight."
>You start checking the fair.
>You go around asking anypony about him.
>You described him as best as you could to every stand owner and staff member you can find.
>You even stopped by Dove's cart asking if he stopped by but with no results.
>Before long you were beginning to think he wasn't here.
>It didn't help that the fair was beginning to close for the night.
>It's probably best if you try to try somewhere else around the town.
>Better start with Rarity's Boutique and ask T if he's seen him.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>After a while you and Api get out of the orchard.
>"There we're here. Now go home.", Api said as she was going home.
"Go home!? But I don't want to."
>"Excuse me?", she asked.
"I don't want to go home. If I go home, I'm going to suffer hell with my mom."
>"And staying here will help?"
"Until this thing dies sown maybe?"
>"Maybe? Do you even know how long you're going to stay here?"
"....Maybe..."
>"Nighty, I'm not going to let you stay here."
"Please!! I need this!"
>"No you don't."
"Come on!! I would do the same for you if you were in the same situation."
>"... For one thing I would deny my dad from dating me, mostly because that would be beyond shit tier ship."
"Fine! I'll ask Applejack then."
>You then started to trot over to the Apple house.
>Api then tugged your tail.
>"Are you crazy?!", she asked after she let go, "My mom's there!!"
"Yeah so?"
>"She's still pretty mad at you for earlier. Do you really think she's going to accept you?"
"After I tell her my situation, maybe."
>"No! She's going to kill you for even being near me!"
"Don't you you think you're exaggerating this? Applejack forgave me."
>"That's because it's her Element of Harmony. She's always let's ponies off the hook when they tell the truth."
 
>Meanwhile with Applejack.
>You're busy cooking up some nice apple fritters for supper tonight.
>When all of a sudden you feel a random tick.
>As if someone very close to you has insulted you tremendously.
...
>Or it could be a cold chill.
>Either way back to those fritters.
 
>Be Api
>"It'll just be for tonight anyways and then I'll take my leave.", Nighty pleaded, "I think she'll allow me to stay that long."
>He's basically asking for his death wish.
>Not to mention she apparently blames him for "planting the Evil Seed of Perversion" in your young and fragile mind.
>When in reality...
>You basically knew about this since you were like 6... maybe 7.
>Either way that was never his fault.
>You have to tell Nighty "No means no."
...
...
...
>But dammit!
>Nighty looks so cute when he's begging.
>Like how Winona always begged for table scraps.
>You can't say no to that.
>Curse you Celestia for making Nighty cute.
"Fine!", you finally surrendered, "But don't say I didn't warn you."
>"Thank you Api!", Nighty thanked you, "You don't know how grateful I am."
"Yeah! Yeah! Just get you and your tiny dick to sleep and make sure you leave by morning."
>You both then walk up to your house.
>Once you reach your door though you hesitate to knock.
>You look back at Nighty.
>He still looks determined to enter the home.
>Well at least you can say this.
>He looks more excited to enter here than any time you dragged him here.
>Well...
>Here's hoping mom doesn't answer.
>You knock on the door.
>The pony who then responds is....
>Aunt Applejack
>Thank Celestia... or Luna.
>Your dad said to do that at night.
>"Api? What in tarnation are you doing out in the middle of the night....", she said now noticing you, "With Nighty? You know what better question, what the heck are you doing here Nighty?!"
>Nighty... didn't really prepare for this by the looks of this.
>Then again how the fuck do you say, "well my fillyfriend turned out to be my mom", and not sound crazy?
>It wouldn't hurt to try and help him out.
"He's on his way to do a pilgrimage!"
>Your aunt gave you both this strange look.
>"Ah'm sorry what? Nighty... the colt that can barely walk ten minutes without losing his breath.... going on a pilgrimage?"
"Y-yeah... explain Nighty! Explain the whole purpose of this pilgrimage!!", you said elbowing Nighty.
>AKA, informing him to play along.
>"Oh.... well....", Hopefully Nighty can tell a good lie, "Yes! I'm doing this to atone for my sins that I have committed for the past 4 weeks Or however long this series ran for. And so many sins I bear! I must travel to the most holiest place that I know of which is...... which is....."
"Yakyakistan?", you whispered to Nighty.
>"Seriously?", Nighty whispered back.
"It's the only place I think of."
>"Fine....", he then went back to his performance, "Yakyakistan! There I can bathe in their holy water and become pure once again."
...
...
...
>"OK that fun while it lasted. Now I want the truth.", Aunt Applejack demanded, "Why are you two out so late?"
...
...
...
"He's running away because he found out his mom was his fillyfriend.", you said pointing at Nighty
>"And she was looking at porn.", Nighty said pointing at you.
>Applejack... looked more annoyed than angry or sympathetic toward the both of you.
 
>Be Applejack
>You can't help but face hoof yourself.
>These two are literally the two most messed up kids you've seen in a while.
"Twilight... Applebloom... where the hell did you two go wrong?", you mumble to yourself.
>Truth is you already know the answer.
>Applebloom ignored Api's obsession to "ship" two ponies together for way too long.
>And Twilight basically allowed Nighty to have a "Johnny Bravo" complex.
>That's what's wrong with their kids and why they're big perverts.
>Anyways you better deal with this.
"Api you're grounded as soon as I give your mother a reality check."
>"Dammit!", Api swore
"And Nighty, you need to go back home."
>"B-but I can't! Didn't you hear Api."
"I know you're most likely mad at your mom and I was hoping she was going to stop this and tell you."
>"Wait...you knew?!", Nighty asked you.
"I was going to tell you but your mom begged me not to."
>"Oh my Celestia you could have stopped all this earlier if you just told me."
"I could have but your mom told me not to."
>"Why didn't you just say no?"
"Have you ever tried stopping your mom from doing something? She's as stubborn as timberworlf. Once she set her eye on something she's not going to give it a rest."
>"I guess you have a point."
"So just go home and talk to her about this. I know what she did was wrong, but she mentioned she had some good intention for it."
>"But you can't expect me to go home now when it's this dark!", Nighty exclaimed.
"Dark?", you said as you started walking towards the door, "Kid we're in the middle of the summer, there's no way it should be dark right no-"
>And to your surprise.
>It's dark.
"..... Well I'll be damned...... Fine Nighty... you can stay the Night in the living room. You can even join us for dinner."
>"N-no... I can't...", Nighty said looking at his stomach, "trust me on this one."
>After dinner, you then start getting a pillow and a few covers to giver to Nighty.
>He'll be sleeping on the couch.
>You would offer him Api's bed as punishment for her reading porn again.... But Applebloom probably wouldn't allow it.
>Hopefully the couch is comfy enough for him to get enough sleep.
>Because you know the first thing you're going to have him do.
>Take him home to Twilight's house.
>And then have a mom to mom talk with her.
>Hopefully she will listen.
>Anyway you better go bed yourself....
>After a mom to mom talk with Applebloom.
 
>Be Starburst.
>You're still trying to find your brother.
>You made sure you checked out everywhere in town.
>But he nowhere to be found.
>Rarity didn't see him and Pinkie didn't see him either.
>Hopefully either Fluttershy or Applejack have seen him.
>Suddenly... you feel something wet touch your snout.
>You check up in the clouds.
>The clouds start becoming dark and black and start forming together.
>Seriously!?
>It's going to storm now?!
>Great!
>Now you have to call it a night....
>You know what...
>Screw it!
>Just go on by hoof.
>You have to find your brother.
 
>Be Nighty
>You try as hard as you possibly can trying to get some sleep.
>But sleep is hard when you're sleeping on this couch.
>It isn't like the couches at home.
>These are soft like your beds but small.
>Not hard and sturdy but large.
>And comparing which you would rather sleep on you would go with the one that's large.
>Unfortunately you have no choice here.
>Well might as well try harder to sleep.
>The sound of rain outside should make it easier.
>KA-BOOM!!
>A loud thunder came out after the flash of lightning.
>Well so much for that idea.
>Hard bed, no sounds to soothe you, and itchy covers.
>Seriously they feel like hay.
>It's going to be a hard night.
>How can it get any worse.
>"Hey Nighty!", a small country pony with Trottingham accent said.
>Son of a bitch.
>"Can't sleep either huh?"
"I'm having more difficult with you around. Shouldn't you be asleep."
>"Nah. I'm more of a night pony anyways."
"Don't you have work tomorrow?"
>"Nope! Free day."
"Oh that's good. You should probably go to sleep then if you're wanting to have energy for your free day."
>"Oh come on Nighty. Isn't this like your first sleepover ever? Have a little fun."
"For one thing this isn't a sleep over. I'm taking shelter for the night and going home the next morning. That's it."
>"Come on not even a game of Poker or Jenga or something to pass the time?"
"Api! I'm want to sleep! It's hard enough to do that already with my current bedding! I don't want to stay up all night!"
>KA-BOOM!!!
"And that doesn't help eithe-"
>Api gave out a small wince then lunged toward you and grabbed you as hard as she could.
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...
...
>"Uh.... so is that a yes to the jenga?", Api said with a grimace.
"Api... are you afraid of lightning and thunder."
>"No it's thunder and lightning! How can you get the order right."
>Another boom of thunder then came out of nowhere.
>Api's held you even tighter just when it finished.
>You felt like your breathing was being blocked by Api's grip.
"Api... can't.... breath.", you winced as you tapped Api's arm.
>Api then noticed your request and loosened her grip.
>You breathed in and out heavily as you finally regained your ability to breath.
>"Sorry about that.", Api apologized.
"Api... I'm going to ask again... are you afraid of thunder and lightning?"
>"I'm not afraid of the lightning, I'm more afraid of the thunder.", Api admitted.
"Is that the reason why you want me to be with you?"
>".....yes...."
>You then give out a small sigh.
>"Can you please hang out with me till the storm's over?"
"....Fine...."
>"Thank you!"
"Just tell me what we're going to do."
>"Let's try out Jenga first."
>You get out of your bed to play a few rounds of Jenga with Api.
>At least until the storm calms down.
>Of course being a unicorn, it would be easy for you to win a round of Jenga.
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...
...
>Well the score is 1 to 4.
>You were right about one thing.
>You were able to win one match.
>You don't know how Api was able to do it, but she was able to beat you off guard 4 times Not sexually. You fucking perverts..
>Now it's round 6.
>The odds now seem to be at your favor.
>All you have to do is make sure you don't fuck up.
>Just lightly pull the one at the far right in the middle.
>You get the piece out as lightly and slowly as possible.
>Success!
>Now to place it at the top.
>And with one light tap.
>It all comes crumbling down.
".......Dammit."
>"Looks like I win again.", Api gloated.
"It's all based off dumb luck that you won!"
>Api then covered your mouth.
>"Nighty!", she said, "Don't yell! My family is trying to sleep, remember for Luna's sake!"
"Sorry."
>"So wanna go another round?"
"Nah", you reject her offer, "I'm done with that game."
>"So what do you wanna do now? Since that storm is still brewing."
"I don't know... maybe try and sleep."
>"And just leave me alone with this thing still going on?"
"Listen Api. The storm calmed down a bit. The thunder is going to be very distant now."
>"I can still hear it though."
"And this concerns me how?"
>"Come on don't you at least want to talk?"
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...
"I guess we can do that."
>"So have you been working on any spells since we last talked?"
"Well... There was one I was trying for a while."
>"Really now?"
"But its mostly been failing."
>"How so?"
"Have you ever tried to animate an inanimate object?"
>"Does a sock puppet count"
".... no..... y-yes..... maybe?"
>You're not sure what to think.
>You mean it is still a sock, and a sock is an inanimate object and a pony can make it seem to be more animated.
>But you meant by actually bringing something to life.
"It's more like Ponycchio Api.", you explained
>"You mean through magic and shit?"
"I guess you can put it like that."
>"Well what do you think is the problem?"
"I don't know... maybe I'm just not good at it."
>".... Why not try it out now?"
"Huh?"
>"You know what they say, 'Practice makes perfect'."
"I know the saying Api, but I really think it's kind of useless to tr-"
>"Hold on a second."
>Api then ran up to her room.
>And then come back with a few dolls.
>"Here.", she said as she dropped them all on the table.
"....Here what?"
>"Try it."
"Wait you want me to try it on a doll?"
>"I don't see what's wrong with that?"
"Maybe because I know the spell won't work."
>"Stop being such a fucking downer and actually try the spell on one of my damn dolls."
"Api I really think this isn'-"
>"Pick a doll dammit."
>You look at the group of dolls.
>You see one that seems.... interesting.
>It's just a small doll of an anthropomorphic fox that has an eye patch.
>Api sure has a weird taste when it comes to dolls.
>Anyways you better just get this over with.
>You place the doll in the middle of the floor.
"Alright Api, stand back.", you warned her even though you knew nothing was going to happen.
>You get your horn ready.
>It gives out a small glow.
>You then zapped the doll with the animation spell.
>The doll then glows from the magic.
>But it seems nothing happens.
>Like you expected
"See Api nothing happened.", you said looking at her.
>"Well try again.", she said looking at you.
"I don't see why. It's just not going to work again. I'm just not good with magic."
>"Look Nighty.", Api began, "You need something to bring in something happy for you. Cause lately you've been getting nothing but shit."
"Oh thanks for rubbing in my face that my life is basically shit."
>"I didn't mean it like that."
"Then what did you mean?! Were you saying, 'Oh look it's Twilight's Kid! Let's go ask him questions about his mom, because there is nothing interesting about him at all.'"
>"That's not what I meant at all!"
"Then what the hell did you mean?!"
>"I mean you just something good to happen to you at least once this summer! I want to say, 'I'm Night Light Jr! I'm actually special in some way! I don't need to impress anypony, because I don't have to prove myself that I'm useless.'"
"Well that's kind of hard when I can't get a fucking doll to move by itself!"
>Api then looked at the direction of the doll.
>Her look changed.
"What!? Got nothing to say anymore!?"
>"Nighty...."
"Yes..."
>"Where's the doll?!"
"Huh?"
>You then look at where the doll was.
>It is indeed missing.
>All that was there was a set of foot prints made of magic residue.
"It's gone....."
>"Nighty it's gone...."
"I know Api...."
>"Do you know what that means?"
"The spell worked!!"
>"Your spell worked Nighty!!"
"The animation spell actually worked!!"
>"You did it Nighty!", Api cheered.
"I fucking did it Equestria! Eat my shit!"
>"OK Nighty, let's not go overboard."
"Now the only question is where did it go?"
>"Well I guess we go find it."
"I guess so."
 
>Be Applejack.
>You are now asleep with your husband Caramel.
>You both had a hard day's worth of work.
>You both think you had deserve the rest your husband.
>Suddenly you hear a noise.
>As if small tiny hoofprints were scampering across the room.
"Dog gone it Winona. It's the middle of the night let me sleep.", you mumble.
>But you still hear the scampering.
>It sounds like it' getting faster.
>You groan.
>You might as well take her out.
"Alright Winona, just let me git the lead and-"
>Your eyes then open up wide.
>Winona was sleeping just fine.
>She was sleeping on the end of the bed.
>And the scampering was still going around.
>This could only mean one of two things.
>Either a raccoon got in your room somehow.
>Or some sort of evil being is trying to take over Equestria again.
>You're really hoping for the raccoons.
>You get out the flashlight.
"Alright! You had your fun! It's time for you to git!", you call out to the source of the sound.
>They don't respond.
"Don't make me come any closer!", you warned, "I know how to hog tie your kind."
>Still no response.
>But now you see where it is.
>Hiding underneath a little box just hopping around now.
>You need to be careful.
>This wild animal could attack you at any moment.
>Here goes.
>You remove the box off the poor critter.
>Pic happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJdkeDxkqAQ
>Be Nighty
>After following the footprints that came from the magic residue, you and Api can deduce that the doll went towards....
>"EEEEYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"
>Applejack's room.
>You then saw Applejack run out of her room with the doll holding onto Applejack's mane.
>After a few seconds Applejack finally bucked the plush doll off her.
>She then stared at the plushie with fear in her eyes.
>"Api! Get the crucifix and a holy scroll of Celestia.", Applejack commanded, "We need to exercise the mad demon that took a hold to your doll."
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..
..
>You and Api both couldn't help but laugh.
>"What the-?!", AJ started to ask, "This is no laughing matter!!"
>"But Aunt Applejack... it is kinda.", Api said trying to stop herself from laughing.
>"What the hell are you talking about?", Applejack asked.
"H-Hold on! Let me fix this."
>You then zapped the doll again with the animation spell to make it turn back to normal.
>And fortunately it worked.
>It became a regular plush doll again.
"There fixed."
>Applejack then looked at you.
>She didn't know how to react.
>"Nighty.... Did you bring that thing to life?"
"Well yes. I needed help to perfect it and Api suggested using one of her dolls."
>".... I'm not sure whether to beat the tar out of the both of you.", Applejack began,"or laugh along with you two in relief that it was just you practicing magic. Because I gotta say that's a really convincing magic show you put on Nighty."
"Th-thank you Applejack."
>"But...", Applejack began, "Why are you two still up at the middle of the night?"
>Both of you then realized how late it was....
>"Well....", Api was about to confess her fear of thunder.
>But being the one of scaring AJ you might as well take the blame.
"Well you see... I usually go to sleep later than this and since tomorrow was Api's Day off I though maybe I should ask for her help to improve my magic."
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>"Well I guess that makes sense.", AJ analyzed, "But since you're under my roof and must abide by my rules."
"Yes ma'am."
>"I'm glad you were being honest with me. Now I think it's high time we all get some sleep.", Aj then said.
>Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
>"Now who could that be at this hour?", AJ asked herself.
>You and Api followed Applejack as she headed for the door.
>She opens it to reveal your sister.
>Completely drenched from the rain.
>"Applejack....", she asked with heavy breath, "Have... you..... seen... my brother...."
>"Landsakes Starburst", Apllejack exclaimed, "How long have you been running?!"
>"Hours...", Star admitted.
>"And in the middle of a storm?, AJ asked.
>"I need to find him.....", Star said as she was about to collapse.
>Luckily AJ was able to catch her on time.
>"Whoa there Star!", AJ said, "Right now we need to help you out. You're pushing yourself way too much right now. You need to rest."
>"But.... but....", Star tried to muster up.
>"It's OK Star.... he's right over here.", She said as she pointed at you.
>You awkwardly wave your hoof hi at her and give out a small giggle.
"H-hi Star."
>"NIGHTY YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!", Starburst said as she tackled you.
>"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUN AWAY!?!? MOM'S DRINKING BECAUSE SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT OR...... or......"
"Star.... I'm sorry."
>"No....", Starburst said as she got off you, "I shouldn't of been that hard on you. What you did was still stupid... but still."
"I'm sorry...."
>"Look you're tired Star.", Aj said "Let me get the fireplace started and you can get warm there."
>"Thanks AJ.", Starburst said.
>"You two get to bed now.", AJ told you and Api, "Let Starburst rest for a bit and then by morning you two can go home."
>Well... Starburst was left in the living room to sleep.
>And you were upgraded to Api's Bedroom.... floor.
>AJ trusted that you would never do anything with Api, but she would never dare to let you two sleep in the same bed.
>For one thing she thought only two ponies of opposite gender can only sleep in the same bed if they're siblings or married.
>The other thing.... Applebloom would have a huge cow.
>Either way you're now on something comfortable.
>Well it's time to get some sle-
>"Hey Nighty."
>Of course Api would say something.
>You might as well see what she wants to say.
"Yeah..."
>"Thanks for standing up for me.", Api said gratefully.
"It's no problem Api..."
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...
>"So... I'm guessing you're going to use my fear as blackmail?", Api asked.
"Huh?"
>"I mean think about it. Everypony at school thinks of me as the bravest pony out there! Imagine my reputation if they found out I was afraid of thunder."
"I don't think anything would really change."
>"No.. Every pegasus would make fun of not only my small size and my fear of thunder."
"Api, I don't think you're not going to have any problems as soon as you get back to school."
>"Why do you say that?"
"Well for one thing everypony in Ponyville knows that I masturbated in the fields."
>Api couldn't help but let out a small giggle.
>"Sorry... I shouldn't have told Flurry if I would have known she had a voice like that."
"Besides I would never tell anypony."
>"If I do something for you? 'Cause if that's a the case I'll do any-"
"Nothing."
>"Huh?"
"You don't have to do anything for me to not tell anypony. I'm willing to keep it a secret."
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...
>You then received a small kiss by the small filly.
>"Thanks Nighty.", she said as she went back to her bed.
>You look at her again....
>But then just go back looking at the ceiling as you started drifting to sleep.
>Be Flurry
>You are bored out of your wits.
>Why were you on watch duty anyways?
>It's boring by how the look the guards give.
>It's so boring.
>You were just going to bed.
>By how late Starburst is, she probably slept in a hotel for the night or something due to the rain.
>You were about to enter your/Starburst's room until you heard something break.
>It sounded like it came from Aunt Twi's room.
>You went in her room to check up on her.
>And the first thing you see is Aunt Twi breaking a vase.
>"Why..... Why did I have to mess up so badly!?", she cried out.
>She seemed to be on the verge of running out of tears to shed.
"Aunt Twi?"
>She then looked you.
>Her snot and tear covered face said it all.
>It basically said, "Please leave me alone for a while Flurry."
>You didn't know what to do.
>Should you stay and help her or do as she asked you to do.
>Either way you're going to be in trouble with somepony, whether it was Aunt Twi or Starburst.
>Well judging by who's the bigger threat...
>You decided to back out and let Aunt Twi have her space.
>You know she wasn't going to do something drastic.
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...
>Right?
 
>Be Nighty.
>It's now morning.
>It's a beautiful day outside.
>Birds are singing.
>Flowers are blooming.
>On days like this...
>Foals like you....
>Could really go for a plate full of pancakes.
>Or anything that could be edible for breakfast.
>You try to get up.
>But you can't really.
>Something heavy is on top of you.
>You try to look up and see what's on top of you.
>As you see what's on top of you, you get a nice whiff of morning breath.
>You cough for a bit.
>You then realize what's on top of you.
>Api Apple.
>She must have rolled off her bed and landed on top of you,
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...
>Oh Celestia she's on top of you!!
>You start try to get her off you.
>But as you were trying to get off...
>A certain orange pony came in through the door.
>"Ah hope you like Pancakes cause I made.... a.... ton.... of them....."
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"I can explain."
>".... OK... explain then.", AJ said as calmly as possible.
>Although you know if you say the wrong thing you're fucking dead.
>So you have to sound as calm as possibly as well.
"Well you see I was asleep."
>"Yeah."
"And I woke up finding her on top of me."
>"And that's makes it sound better?"
"N-no! Not like that! I meant she was literally laying on top of me asleep."
>"Are you saying she raped you in your sleep, cause mares, let alone fillies, can't rape."
"I'm not saying that either! What I'm saying is I literally found her laying on top me asleep. She must of rolled out of bed and landed on me."
>"So that's it then?"
"Yes! Nothing happened last night!"
>"Now you sound suspicious again."
"I am literally still a virgin! I swear I never had sex with anypony!"
>"hmm... OK... I believe ya. Hold on I'll help you get her off you."
>Applejack then tapped Api's head lightly.
>"Come one sugarcube. It's time for you to get up and eat breakfast.", Applejack greeted in a motherly tone.
>Api then lightly opened her eyes.
>She then gave out a small yawn.
>She then looked at you.
>"Oh hey Nighty.", she greeted, "Did you enjoy last night?"
>"NIGHT LIGHT JR!!!", Applejack started scolded you.
"She doesn't mean it that way!!"
>You said as you table flipped Api off you.
>"Ow!", Api winced, "What the bloody hell was that for?!"
"PLEASE!!! TELL APPLEJACK I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!"
>"Wait what the fuck?!", you heard a voice coming from outside the door.
>You then see your wet sister come in with a towel.
>She clearly got done taking a shower.
>"Nighty did what with who?!", Starburst asked.
>"You're brother had sex with my niece.", Applejack explained.
>"..... Wow Nighty...", Starburst began, "I'm not sure what to say... Oh wait I do... WHAT THE FUCK?!?! You're way too young to be doing this shit! You both don't even have your mark yet!"
"Why aren't any of you listening to me?! I never had sex with her last night! Api tell them!!"
>Api's face... was just beet red throughout the whole entire situation.
>"All I did was just give him a kiss.", Api admitted, "Nothing major."
"You see!!"
>"Unless he found a kiss on the cheek sexual and then masturbated to it."
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...
"I swear I went to sleep after that... I didn't touch myself.... this time."
>Starburst then took a good whiff in the air.
>"He's good.", Starburst confirmed, "Trust me I know this. Don't ask how."
>And with that she started leaving the room to finish drying off.
>An aura of awkwardness filled the room.
>Everyone was filled with nothing but embarrassment.
>The awkward silence would come to end though.
>I guess I owe you an apology then.", AJ said.
"I-i-it's fine... I'm used to my life being this stupidly complicated."
>"Well I'll get a plate of pancakes ready for you and Api.... See ya.", AJ said as she then left the room.
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>"So to clarify...", Api began, "Did you find my kiss to be that arousing?"
"SHUT......THE HELL......UP!!"
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You wake up in your room.
>You clearly don't remember what happened last night after Nighty found out.
>You're head hurts from all the cider you drank last night.
>You really wish Flash was here right now to comfort you.
>You can barely get out of bed.
>everything feels like it's spinning.
>You need something like tea or coffee to get rid of this.
"Star!!", you call out, "Do you think you can fix me some tea or coffee?!"
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...
>No response.
"Nighty?!"
>Still no response.
"Starburst?"
>Still nothing.
"Night Light Jr?"
>Why?
>Is nopony home?
>That can't be...
>Can it?
>Screw the headache.
>You need to see if your children are OK.
>You start heading down to your children's room.
>You check Starburst's room first.
>You open her door.
>And nopony's there.
>Not even Flurry.
>In fact nothing is in her room.
>It's actually completely different.
>It's all pink and cuddly.
>Nothing like Star's room.
"Star?", you try to call out.
>You look around more to see if there is some sort of detail that she was here.
"Starburst....", you try to call out again, "Starburst this isn't funny. Please say something."
>Still no response.
"PLEASE!!! SOMEPONY!! SAY SOMETHING!!"
>"Mama?"
>You then finally hear something.
>It's a high pitched voice.
"Nighty!?"
>You then turn around.
>But instead of Night Light Jr, you see a small filly with giant wings.
>But you instantly recognize her.
"Starburst?"
>"What's wrong Mama?"
"Starburst.... why are you a filly?"
>"Because of you."
"Because of me? Wait! What are you talking about?"
>Did you travel back in time?
>You look over at the calendar.
>It's still the present.
>"Mama...", your little filly started to ask.
"Yes Star? Is something the matter?"
>"When are you going to let me grow up?"
"What... what are you talking about? You are grown up."
>"You don't seem to treat me that way."
"But I do! I let you do stuff that I would do when I was age."
>"Then why do you treat me like I'm still a child?"
"I..... I...."
>You suddenly then hear a foal crying.
>And judging by the distance, it was coming from Nighty's room.
>Through your motherly instincts you run to his room to see what's wrong.
>When you enter you see a small unicorn foal crying.
>You know this is indeed Nighty.
>You could tell by how small his horn was.
>"He must have woken up from his nap.", filly Starburst.
>You then start picking up your foal with your magic to put him on your wings and start cradling him to calm him down.
"I don't understand! Why are you two younger all of a sudden?"
>"Because you don't want us to grow up.", filly Starburst responded.
"I told you! I do let you grow up! I don't treat you all like children all th-"
>You then start seeing your infant son's horn glow.
>As he started aiming hi magic at the stuffed bear.
"Nighty please don't do that.", you said to him, "That's dangerous."
>"Mom," you daughter sounding a bit older now, "let him try."
>You start noticing that both of your children aged up a bit.
>Star looking about 6 and Night being 2.
"Star, he's too young to be doing this kind of stuff."
>"Mom... he's twelve."
"No he's not he's clearly still a....."
>You noticed that they aged up a bit again.
>Now star being 12 and Nighty being 8.
"Still a child!", you continued on.
>"Mom! When are you going to wake up and notice how old we really are?!", Starburst asked.
"Look you're both too young! He shouldn't really be doing advanced spells right now and you shouldn't be joining the Royal Guard Star!"
>You then notice that Star was now her real age 16.
>"Mom... I'm old enough to make my own decisions now. And I want to be a Royal Guard, just like Dad. It's basically what I trained for my whole life."
"No. No wait Star!! You need to think of this a bit longer! What if you get hurt?! What if you killed trying to protect somepony!?"
>"Mom. We've been over this, and you, dad and uncle Shining Armor gave your blessing for my decision."
>You were all suddenly transported to a train station.
>The train whistle then blew.
>The conductor shouting all aboard.
>"Well that's my ride mom. I'll see you later."
>Starburst then entered the train.
>"I'll see you whenever I can mom. And please stop cradling Nighty all the time"
"Wait! Starburst!"
>But before you could convince her to stay the train left
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>She's gone....
>She's gone to become a guard....
>You're probably never going to see her again.
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>"So mom...", you hear your son finally speak, "When am I allowed to grow up?"
"Nighty.... I... I..."
>"Oh hello Mrs. Sparkle!", a young blue filly with a pink mane said, "I want to thank you for FORCING US to have our date."
"Radiant Dawn?! Flurry is that you?!"
>"Don't worry Mrs. Sparkle. I'll make sure to take good care of him.", Dawn continued.
>She then took Nighty
>Caressed his face a bit.
>She leaned her face closer to his.
>And then began to passionately kiss him.
>All while he had a look of horror on his face.
>You couldn't believe your eyes!
>The area starts to get darker and darker.
"Flurry you whorse!! Luckily I know how to disable this spell! Once Nighty sees who you really are he'll stay away from you!"
>Your horn gave out a strong radiant glow.
>You then shot a beam of magic straight at the doppelganger.
>Reversing the transformation spell.
>You were expecting it to be Flurry that was kissing your son...
>But upon closer inspection.
>It's not her.
>Instead....
>It's.....
>You.
>The other you and Nighty then finally broke out of their kiss.
>"See! I told you I would take good care of him!!", the other you said with a sly smile.
>The look on Nighty's face...
>It looked even worse than a few seconds ago.
>You try to trot closer to your son.
"Nighty.... I can explain. I was only trying t-"
>He then backed away.
>Further and further as you try to get closer.
"Nighty... Please listen to me!"
>He starts getting faster and faster.
"I was only trying to help!!"
>He starts running away from your direction.
>Yu start giving chase towards him.
"Nighty wait!!"
>As you finally catch up to him yo try to embrace him.
>As a means of comfort.
>But before you could even touch him.
>He vanishes.
>You look around.
>He's nowhere to be seen in this black void of an area.
>You try reaching out in front of you.
>Hoping to see if there was any chance that you're just seeing things and he's actually in front of you.
>But no he's gone.
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"No.... This isn't right... this has to be some sort of sick joke right? Nighty would never abandon me....would he?"
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"Nighty...... Come on now..... this isn't funny anymore.... I learned my lesson."
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"Come on Nighty! This isn't funny anymore!! Come back here now!!"
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"Nighty!!! I'm sorry OK!!! Is that what you want to hear?!?! Because I'll say it as many times as possible to have you come back!!!"
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"OK NIGHTY.! YOU GOT ME TO THE POINT OF YELLING!!! CAN YOU PLEASE COME BACK TO ME?!
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"NIGHT LIGHT JR WHERE ARE YOU?!?!"
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS SILENCE ANYMORE!! PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!!! I'M SORRY!!! I'M SO SORRY!!! I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU!!! I REALIZED I MESSED UP!!! PLEASE!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! EITHER YOU OR STAR!! PLEASE!! COME BACK TO ME!!! ...... come back to me...... come back to me..... please...."
"please...", you said with tears now streaming down your eyes.
>"....Twi...."
"please come back..."
>"..nt Twi....."
"i'm so sorry..."
>"WAKE THE FUCK UP AUNT TWI!!!"
>You then raise your whole body up from shock.
>You look around.
>You're back in your room.
>On you bed.
>Covers draped over your lower halve of your body.
>You must have been asleep.
>You look around to see if something is indeed different.
>The first thing you noticed is the broken vase on the floor.
>You must of done that in your sleep or something.
>The second thing you notice is you niece Flurry holding a nice cup of coffee.
>"Aunt Twi I know you're most likely having a hangover right now, but I brought you coffee to try and help you out.", she said as she placed it on your desk.
"Flurry.....?"
>"Yes Aunt Twi?"
".....What the fuck happened last night?"
>Flurry paused.
>She knew you cursed when your were completely angry.
>But never like this.
>"..... I don't know. You tell me.", she responded.
"I feel like a huge mess."
>"I would too by how drunk you were last night."
"How much did I drink?"
>"From what Moon Dancer said.... one cup."
"Celestia! I can't believe Nighty and Star had to see that..... NIGHTY!! STAR!!!"
>You then started running out of your room.
>"Aunt Twi! Where are you going?!"
>You first check your daughter's room.
>Thankfully it looks normal.
>But she's not there.
>You then run towards your son's room.
"Nighty!! Are you here?!?!"
>You ask as you open the door to his room.
>But just like Star...
>He was nowhere to be found.
 
>Be Nighty
>You sit down with your sister and enjoy eating breakfast with the Apple family.
>Or at least the ones that live in this house.
>Applejack and her husband Caramel.
>The current care takers of Sweet Apple Acres.
>Applebloom and her husband Pip.
>The assistant caretakers.
>Winona
>The family dog.
>And Api.
>..... She's there.
>Golden Delicious would be here but he was busy catering the higher ups at Canterlot.
>Del became somewhat of a famous apple chef and caterer.
>Anyways you start to eat your pancakes.
...
...
...
>They taste delicious!!
>They're the best you've ever eaten!!
>Even better than Spike's or mo-.....
>Better than Spike's.
>You continue to eat your pancakes.
>But you couldn't help but notice....
>Applebloom did nothing but keep her eyes on you.
>With this huge stern look on her face.
>You would ask her what's wrong...
>But you already know the answer most likely.
>So just try to look ignorant of it.
>But it's really hard to.
>So just keep eating.
...
...
...
>"Enjoying your pancakes pervert?", Applebloom mumbled.
"What?"
>"I asked if you were enjoying your pancakes."
"Um... Yes ma'am.", you said nervously.
>"Good... I hope you choke on them you dirty mother fucker.", she mumbled again.
>It's best if you don't reply to that one.
>You don't want to cause a scene.
>Just enjoy your milk and pancakes.
>It's starting to feel awkward.
>Maybe you should excuse yourself.
>You start trying to get out.
>"STAY AT THIS TABLE!!", Applebloom yelled at you.
...
>"Eh hum.", Applebloom coughed, "At least till everyone is done eating."
"O-OK."
>"I think you're being a bit too hard on him love", you hear her husband tell her.
>Only for him to receive Applebloom's famous glare.
>"O-or m-m-maybe I can be wrong.", he said nervously.
>Api was feeling embarrassed by the way her parents were acting around you.
>She was trying to cover her face to hide her embarrassed expression.
>You shouldn't pay attention to that though.
>You should probably just think about what to do after breakfast.
...
...
...
>Oh yeah.
>You have to go home after breakfast.
>Fuck.
>You don't wanna go home.
>Not after last night.
>You don't want to see your mom.
>But you can't get away from this.
>Applejack and Star will make sure you won't escape this.
>You're going to have to talk to her.
>You might as well prepare for anything and everything.
>Well everypony looked about to done.
>Time to try to go to the living room.
>Applebloom seems to allow you to leave.
 
>Be Starburst.
>You just finished breakfast.
>You're now energized!
>And since you're here...
>It wouldn't hurt to train here.
>Time to head to the orchards,
>You open the door.
>But as soon you try to step out.
>You notice this shoe box.
>It's been taped shut and everything.
>Must be a package for the Apples.
>Might as well bring it in.
>You put it on the counter.
"Hey Applejack!", you called out, "You got a package!"
>Applejack then responded.
>"On Sunday?", she asked?
>"Oh I think it might be my ship in a bottle!", Pip said as he came into the room.
"Ponies still collect those?"
>"Still my passion." Pip said trying to open the package. "Besides what kind of explorer doesn't have a ship in a bottle?"
>He seems to be having a hard time opening it.
>"Honey... I need help.", Pip cried out to Applebloom.
>"Hold on a sec.", she called out.
>Applebloom then came in with a small box cutter and started cutting around the edges.
>"That should do it.", Applebloom said, "Why was is sealed tight though."
>"Well Bloom", Pip began to explain, "These things have to have the best security. So that way they will never be stolen. Now let's see if it's still in good condition."
>You might as well see how this goes.
>Whatever the situation is, maybe it'll be interesting.
>Pip then opened up the shoe box.
>He then looks kinda disappointed.
>"What's wrong Pip?", his wife asked in concern.
>"All that seems to be here are just papers.", Pip explained.
"Maybe they're just instructions."
>"I don't understand it was already supposed to be built.", Applebloom responded, "Maybe they're just instructions on how to clean it."
>"I guess that should make sense love.", Pip agreed as he now started to expect the papers, "Although I don't know why there be this many papers. Do I have to clean this to th- BLOODY HELL!!!!"
>He said as started falling back from the sight dropping the document.
>"Pip!" Applebloom said as she began to tend to her husband, "What's wrong Pip?! Say something."
>"Well...", a completely red Pip began, "That's definitely not my ship in a bottle."
>Now you're curious about this.
>You pick up the piece of paper.
>You inspect it.
...
...
...
>Holy shit!
>Is that Nighty...
>...and Api....
>Is.... is he....
>In her......
>Is this all porn of your brother fucking Api?!?!
>What the actual fuck?!?!
 
>Be Api.
>You and Nighty are busy watching the reruns of the Saturday morning Sitcoms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJemSjckOJ4 [Embed]
...
...
...
>"I wonder why the whole series only focuses on Earth Ponies?"
"I think because most of the Pegasus and Unicorn actors and actresses would not even perform in this trash."
>".... huh... I personally enjoy this."
...
...
...
"You're joking right?"
>"Do I look like the kind of colt that watches TV? Of course I'm joking! What sane, grown stallion would watch this show?"
>Your show was then interrupted by the sounds of what seemed to be your mother screaming.
>You both jump from the horrified shriek.
>"Api....", Nighty began to ask you, "Is your mom OK?"
"Ah'm sure she's fine.", you said adding some of your southern accent from the horror.
>"NIGHT LIGHT JR!!!!!!!", you hear your mother call.
>"Seriously?!", the annoyed unicorn asked himself, "Why me of all ponies?"
"Maybe she wants to apologize to you."
>"I swear to Celestia Night Light! If you don't come here within the next ten minutes I will fucking kill you!!!", your mother threatened.
>"Do it kid! She's going to destroy the kitchen if you don't respond!", your father pleads.
>"Well I guess I will go.", Nighty insisted as he began leaving to see your mom.
"No Nighty! Allow me to handle this.", you said as you pushed him back.
>"A-are you sure? She sounds pretty angry."
"Trust me. I can handle my mom...."
>You hope.
>Oh well.
>Nighty has taken many stabs for you.
>It's time you take a stab for him.
>You walk into the kitchen.
>The first sight you see is your raging mother being apprehended by Starburst.
>"I'm going to kill that bastard!", your mother screamed.
>"Applebloom! You need to calm down!" , Star commanded, "I'm pissed as well but you don't see me tearing up the kitchen."
"Um... Mom?"
>Your mother then stares at you.
>"Api!", she says as she started trotting toward you.
"What seems to be the trouble mom?"
>"Api do you know anything about this!?!?", your mother asked as she pulled out a piece.... of.... paper.......
>OH SHIT!!!
...
...
...
"Nighty gave them to me."
>What the hell were you thinking?!
>You could have said Icy or any other colt you knew gave'em to you.
>Or some sort of mystical being that had infinite porn gave them to you.
>But no....
>First thing that had to come up was Nighty.
>Him and his stupid dumbass smile.
>But why did you have to pin this on him.
>You said you were going to take the bullet this time.
>Before you could retract your answer however, your mother was already heading towards the poor colt.
 
>Be Nighty
>You continue to watch the strange sitcom made for little fillies.
>Or adolescent mares?
>Who is this aimed for?
>Well you could turn the dials and change the channel.
>You're sure Api and the rest of the Apple Family won't mind,
>After getting up you start turning the dials to try and find another show to watch.
>Maybe Flurry's usual anineigh channel will entertain you.
>You turn the dial towards that channel.
>Suddenly somepony then tackled you and pinned you to the ground.
>You were expecting maybe Api...
>But instead it's a fully enraged Applebloom.
>"Night Light Jr you perverted Son of a BITCH!!!", Applebloom exclaimed.
"....W-what?"
>"Don't play dumb with me!! Explain this!!"
>She then showed you a document.
...
...
...
>Needless to say a little bit of blood ran out of your nose.
>"Why did you put this in front of our house?!"
"What?! I never did that! I was here watching this TV show."
>The TV then explained what was on.
You're now watching the Changeling Porn Channel. We don't know how the fuck you found it but you did. Congratu-Pony-Lations Fillies!
...
...
...
"Fuck."
 
>Be Applejack.
>You were just moseying around, cleaning the house, and making sure nothing in the house is broken.
>Nothing really out of the ordinary.
>Just the regular old house chores.
>You then look out the window.
>It's a beautiful sight outside.
>The apples look fresh.
>The leaves are a healthy green.
>Applebloom is dragging Nighty across the road to home.
...
...
...
>What hell?!
 
>Be Nighty.
>This is just great.
>Not only are you going home hog tied.
>You're also going to get shit on by your mom for being accused of being a pervert.
>Doesn't help that Star believes you did it as well.
>Dammit Api!
>You thought she was going to help.
>This isn't helping!!
>In fact this is worse!!
>Again, thanks Api!!
>In fact why is she even following?
>She's clearly not going to do anything.
 
>Be Api
>You clearly want to help Api.
>But you don't want to suffer any consequences either.
>Well you have to do something.
>You can't let him get in trouble for nothing.
>This isn't what you wanted.
>You have to say something.
...
...
...
"Umm.... Mom."
>Your mom then gave you a small glare.
>Basically saying "I don't want to hear this."
"W-well.... I want to say that... maybe... I was wrong."
>"......Wrong? How do you get a simple detail like that wrong?!", your mom asked.
"Well... I know it was a... Unicorn?"
>"Why do you sound uncertain?", your mom asked.
"Ummmm..... Ummm...... I... may have shifted the blame on the wrong pony."
>"Shifted the blame?"
"Yes. That's what I did."
>"Then who gave us the box of porn starring you and Nighty?"
"Nighty."
...
...
...
>You're mother then continued to drag your friend.
>Dammit! Why?!
>Why was he your go to pony to blame?!
>If only there was a way there was a way to stop all of this.
>"APPLEBLOOM!!!!"
>You turn back to see who yelled your mother's name.
 
>Be Applejack
>You march towards your sister.
>You're obviously pissed off by the way she's treating Nighty.
>As soon as you reach her you confront her about it.
"Applebloom!! What the Sam Hill do you think you're doing?!"
>"Ah'm taking Nighty home obviously.", your sister replied.
"By dragging the poor kid while he's hog tied? Applebloom you know you're going to injure the poor kid doing this!"
>"Well it's obvious that Twilight doesn't know how to discipline him at all.", Applebloom ranted.
>Yeah, cause she's the better parent.
>Then again she didn't decide to date her own her daughter.
"Applebloom what the hell are you talking about? Why do you think you have permission to punish Twilight's kid?"
>"Because he has pictures of him fucking MY daughter!"
...
...
...
>You immediately know who they belong to.
>Nighty told you last night why Api was out at night.
>But... you're not going to tell Applebloom.
>You're going to have Api say it.
"Applebloom Ah think you got the wrong pony. Ah know that Nighty is completely innocent."
>"Huh?"
"And Ah'm going to prove it with a trial."
>"A trial? Seriously Applejack?"
"Eeyup!"
>"Are you seriously going to defend this colt?"
"Nope. Star is."
>"WHAT?!", both your sister and Star shout.
>"Applejack, I don't even know how to defend anypony in court.", Star said.
"Trust me on this Star. Not to mention, Nighty could really have some good family support."
>Star seemed to have gotten your message.
>"A-Alright Applejack."
"Alright then. Everyone head to the kitchen."
>You all then head back inside the house.
 
>Be Nighty.
...
...
...
>Still hog tied.
>You watch as everypony trot back inside the house.
...
...
...
"Guys!!! I'm still here!!!"
 
>Be Starburst
>After getting your brother untied and dusted off a bit you both then head to the kitchen.
>Of course everyone is getting their stories straight.
>So you might as well do that yourself.
>You grab onto your brother.
"OK Nighty, you've been getting into a lot of trouble with the Apples since this morning. I need to know why. So tell me everything"
>"....How far are we talking about?", your brother asked.
"Everything."
>"OK... it kinda started weeks ago."
>You listen to the story carefully.
...
...
...
>Holy shit...
>What the hell has he been doing since you went off to the training camps?!
>OK let's try to get things straight.
>Api first caught him masturbating in the fields (which explains why it Ponyville won't shut the fuck up about it)
>Api showed him porn of what seemed to be everypony in Ponyville,
>A truth or dare game was played in the club house in which both Nighty and Api were trying to see who were the bigger perverts, Nighty clearly was when his last dare was to have Api shove her hoof up her vag.
>Apparently Api's first set of porn was taken away and Api made him pay for that.... in the most painful way possible.
>After a long while it was discovered that Api had a second set of porn.
>One that starred her and your brother.
>He apparently made a vow of silence about this one due to what he think Api would do to him.
"So you're telling me the truth right?"
>"Yes! I swear to Celestia that I am!"
>You then sigh.
>You look at him again.
>His eyes do seem to have an honest feeling coming from them.
>Maybe he is telling the truth.
"OK, I'll believe you for now Nighty."
>"Thank you!!"
"Let's just hope Applejack will."
>"Well it is our job to convince her that I am innocent."
"That's true.... Also random question.... why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to masturbate in the fields?"
>"...... I was lost for about half an hour and I thought I was going to die."
"Celestia dammit Nighty! Next time you get lost, hug a tree and call for help."
>".... Why the tree isn't going to help me."
"I would punch you right now if it wasn't the fact that I have to defend you."
>Well anyways you can hear the cowbell ring.
>Must mean it's time for kitchen court.
>Well.... here we go.
>Time to defend your brother.
>Here goes nothing.
>You all take your seats.
>Since this wasn't taking place in an official court, there will be no jury.
>It's all for Applejack, the Element of Honesty and now currently the judge, to decide.
>Hopefully this won't make it one sided since the prosecutor is her sister and her witness is her niece.
>But this is Applejack you're talking about.
>She's usually fair when it comes to these kind of things.
>She never really plays favorites.
>.....Hopefully.....
>Applejack then bangs her kitchen mallet on the table.
>"Apple Court is now in session. For case number 504. For Night Light Jr's sexual harassments on Api Apple."
>504?
>They had stuff like this happen 504 times.
>What other things could the Apples possibly have court for?"
>No!
>That's not important.
>You have to be ready to defend Nighty.
>"Are the Defense and Prosecution ready?", Applejack asked.
"Yes Applejack."
>Applejack then raised her eyebrow at you.
"..... Oh. I mean yes your honor."
>"That's better.", Applejack said.
>"Prosecution is ready your honor.", Applebloom stated.
>"Now I know this isn't a real court," Applejack began, "but we're still here to find the truth or solve a dispute. That's why Granny Smith came up with this system for our home."
>Applejack then pointed at the old portrait of Granny Smith.
>"Celestia rest her soul.", AJ said in respect, "Now will the prosecution make their opening statement."
>Applebloom then stood up from her seat and began her opening statement."
>"Eh hem....", she began with a fake cough, "The defendant, Night Light Jr, here is guilty for sexually harassing my client, my daughter. Not only has he introduced her to porn, but he has also asked her to pleasure herself for his amusement, and recently shipped us some pornographic images of himself and my client. I personally hopes his mother disciplines him properly as soon as we're done with this."
>Wow...
>That sounded kinda convincing.
>What the hell does Applebloom do again?
>Apple farming?
>Maybe she should try law school or maybe public speaking.
>"Huh... it's a clever argument so far", Applejack commented, "Does the defense object to any of this."
"Umm..... not really at the moment?"
>"Star! What the fuck?!", your brother whispered to you.
"Well what do you expect me to do?"
>"I don't know! Maybe bring up the fact that I didn't get her into porn."
"But I don't have any evidence that proves that!"
>".... Wait a second!"
>He then reached inside his... mane.
>And pulled out his wallet.
>Wait what?!
>You couldn't help give out a WTF face.
>"...... Pinkie taught me.", your brother answered.
"But ho-..... Never mind! What's in your wallet?"
>"Receipts. Proof of purchase of when I actually bought stuff."
"You keep those?"
>"Yes! In case something that I bought is somehow broken when I bought it I can return it immediately with the proof of purchase."
"And you kept your receipt of when you first bought porn."
>"..... I'm going to tell you the same thing I told mom, I thought it was an autobiography."
"Which section did you find it?"
>"..... The adult section."
"You should have known Nighty."
>"But I am honest about that!"
>You then go back to Judge Applejack.
"Your honor! My client actually just provided some new evidence."
>"Objection!", Applebloom called out, "Starburst is clearly forging evidence!"
"Well do you have any evidence?"
>".....no......"
>"Overruled.then!", AJ said as she banged her kitchen mallet, "Present your evidence."
"I would like the two of you to take a good look at this."
>You then pull out the receipt for Nighty's first porno mag.
>Applebloom and Applejack take a good look and check if it is real.
"This proves that Nighty is innocent."
...
...
...
>"How exactly?", Applebloom asked.
"Well umm..... if you look at the date it explains everything."
>"It just says that Nighty bought this on a Tuesday number weeks ago.", Applebloom pointed out, "Are you even sure this could even work as evidence at all?"
"Umm....."
>Applejack then continued looking through the receipt.
>She then looked as if she noticed something.
>"You know what," Applejack began, "I'll accept this as evidence."
>"Your honor. You can't be serious?", Applebloom asked her sister.
>"I am,", AJ stated, "If the defense says this is important evidence, then I'll accept it as important."
>Yes!
>Applejack accepts it!
...
...
...
>Now what do you do with it?!
>"Now is there anything else you have to provide as evidence?", Applejack asked.
"No your honor."
>"Alright then. Does the prosecution want anyone to take the stand?", Applejack asked her sister.
>"In fact Ah do.", Applebloom said, "Ah call the defendant to stand."
"I object to that! He's clearly just as nervous and doesn't know what he's doing (kinda like me)."
>"Well I object to that objection. If he can provide evidence that is viable to this case then he is able to try and testify his innocence."
"Well I object your objection towards my objection because..... look at him! He clearly is going to say something wrong!"
>"Well I object towards that objection that was aimed at my objection that goes against you obje-"
>"Alright you two!", AJ said, "You two are acting like children, especially you Applebloom. Act more like that and I'm going to have give you a penalty."
>Applebloom then gave out audible "hmmph", and then went back to her stand.
>"As for you Star," Applejack continued, "I'm sorry but I gotta agree with Applebloom. If he's able to provide his own evidence, he can take the stand and testify."
>Well fuck!
>Nighty is going to fuck this up!
>No!
>You have to stay brave.
>Stay brave for him.
>You have to believe in him.
>He needs all the support he can get.
>Celestia knows he needs it.
>You wonder how he's doing.
 
>Be Nighty
>Fuck!
>You have to take the stand.
>Now you're going to fuck this all up.
>You're most likely going to get a 10 life sentences in prison.
>30 lethal ejections.
>5 rounds in the electric chair
>It's hopeless!
>You're fucking dead.
>You have to-
>"Nighty!", yo hear your sister call out for you.
>She has this expression of hope for you.
>"Nighty I know you can do this. Just don't be nervous. Don't let Applebloom scare or intimidate you. And for the love of Celestia tell the truth. Do you think you can do that."
"I-I guess."
>"Then take the stand and show them who's boss!"
"Yeah! I can do it!"
>You believe in yourself.
>You believe in the Starburst that believes in you.
>You feel Incredible.
>Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
>You can win!
>You feel Great!!
>You!
>Can
>Do
>This!
>You then take the stand.
>You're prepared to answer anything!
>Bring it on!
>"Night Light Jr," Applebloom began, "Is it true you are in fact sexually attracted to my client?"
...
...
...
>Well shit you expected that kind of question.
>What do you say to that?
>Are you sexually attracted to Api?
>Not really....
>Maybe....
>Yeah it's a maybe.
>But that's mostly because she's the only filly outside of your family that actually treats you like you your own pony.
>She never really called you "Twilight's Kid", or just hung out with you just because you are your mother's son.
>She just liked hanging out with you.
>But is that really a reason to be sexually attracted to her?
>Maybe emotionally...
>"Well Night Light Jr?", Applebloom asked.
"Umm..... maybe?"
>"Why do you sound uncertain?"
"I don't know... it just seems like an odd question for you to ask out of nowhere."
>"Well Mr Night Light Jr, this question is important, since it does concern these drawings of you engaging in sexual activities with my client."
"Applebloom, I would never have sex with your daughter."
>"Oh! Are you saying she's not good for you!?"
"That's not what I'm saying at all!! I mean I would have it if she really wanted it."
>"So you're basically saying that you would just casually have sex with her?"
"How long has it been since anyone ever asked what our age is?! I'm just asking! Because I would understand if you asked these kind of questions when I am 15 maybe, but no! I'm 12 and she's 10. I think we're kind of too young to be doing this kind of stuff."
>"Well for a twelve year old you sure know a lot of perverted things. Such as asking my daughter for pleasure herself for your enjoyment."
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...
...
"Your honor how guilty do I look?"
>"Ah gotta say," Aj began, "with the way you're talking, very guilty."
>"Just admit it Night Light Jr! You gave all those papers.", Applebloom interrogated.
>Papers....
 
>Be Starburst.
>Papers.....
>That's it!
"Your honor! I think I found the ultimate proof that my brother is indeed innocent."
>"Huh?", everypony in the kitchen courtroom said simultaneously.
"Applebloom you said that Nighty sent your client pictures right?"
>"Yeah....", Applebloom admitted.
"Your honor I would like to look at the evidence."
>Applejack then gave you a look that said, "Now you're catching on."
>"Here you go Star.", AJ said as she handed you the receipt.
>You inspect it again.
"Aha!", you said as you found what you needed.
"Right here. It states that my brother bought magazines. Not just one huge set of pictures."
>"What?!", Applebloom said as she snatched the receipted away to inspect it herself, This can't be it! He had to have bought those drawings! I demand to see more of his receipts!"
>"O-OK..., Nighty said nervously "Just let me get my wallet and-", before Nighty could pull all of his receipts out Applebloom just snatches his wallet, "Hey!"
>Applebloom then poured everything she could out of it.
>A whole bundle of receipts were piling up on the floor.
>Nighty really should throw some of those away.
>Applebloom then began searching through the pile.
>"Books!", she read them aloud, "Books! More magazines! 1000 quesadillas?! What the hell Nighty?! There's no receipt for anything about the drawings!"
"And like my brother told me, he keeps every receipt with him.", you told her.
>"But that's impossible! I know for a fact that he's guilty! The little pervert deserves some sort of punishment!", Applebloom ranted.
"Applebloom!", her older sister began, "If this is about that incident and only that incident, you have no right to punish him."
>"But... she's my daughter!", Applebloom argued.
>"Exactly.", Applejack agreed, "Api is YOUR daughter and you have every right to hold a grudge against Nighty for what he did but he isn't YOUR son to punish."
>"Listen Applebloom.", AJ continued, "Twilight is a good mom, trust me when I say that she took care of it. Not to mention Api also gave him a good discipline for his action as well."
>Applejack then stared at Applebloom.
>"Ah expect an apologize for that Api as well Api.", she told her.
>She then gave her attention back to her sister.
>"Listen Applebloom. I think Nighty has suffered enough from that incident. There's no need for you keep on punishing him for an action he did number weeks ago."
>Applebloom looked a bit sorry for how she was treating Nighty.
>But then shook her head.
>"He's still guilty of giving her all that porn!", Applebloom accused.
>"Ah'm going to tell you what Ah said said earlier.", AJ told Applebloom, "He's innocent."
>"How can you tell?", Applebloom asked.
"The real culprit is getting away", you said as you were pointing at Api trying to sneak away.
...
...
...
>".....shit......", Api swore silently.
>"Well with the new evidence and the true culprit being found, I declare the verdict of Night Light Jr being.... Not Guilty. Court is adjourned.", Applejack closed with a small pound with her kitchen mallet on the table.
 
>Be Nighty
>You're still standing in the stand because.... IDK maybe you're nervous or something.
>Either you won.
>Congratulations!
>Now what do you get as an award for winning this case.
>Continue watching an awkward conversation with Api and her mom.
>You watch as Applebloom scolds her daughter.
>Should you really be listening to this.
>You should probably leave the room.
>You head to the living room.
>You might as well wait for this to blow over and then hang out with Api then.
>You got all day to hang out he-
>"Alright Nighty it's time to go.", AJ told you.
"What?"
>"Ah told you, you need to go home."
"But... but."
>"Ah'm sorry Nighty but you have to go home. Ah can't let you just stay in my house."
"Please Applejack!! I don't want to want to go home and see my mother!!", you said as you got on your knees and begged.
>"Trust me Nighty. I'm going to talk to you mother about this just the same as I did with Applebloom."