Title:           Sparkle's Sexual Adventures Part 2
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Monday 12th of September 2016 09:43:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 12th of September 2016 09:43:18 PM CDT

By Night Light Jr
Characters by Kilala97
 
>Be Flurry Heart.
>You can't believe you're aunt and uncle were inside your hentai manga.
>You didn't know that kind of magic existed.
>Or maybe you could have if you studied hardet at school.
>But who needs school when you can learn anything through anime.
>Chemistry through FMA.
>Agriculture through Silver Spoon.
>Culinary Arts through various food based anime.
>Zoology through Pokemon.
>The list goes on.
>Not to mention you learn some Japanese in the progress as well through Anime.
...
...
...
>What were you thinking about?
>Oh yeah that spell.
>The one that allowed you to be in the book.
>Imagine what you could do with it.
>You could actually be the hero in your favorite manega.
>Finally see the world that you always loved with your own two eyes.
>Actually interact with your favorite characters.
>And best of all...
>You could marry your husbando!
>This could be the best thing ever!
>That's it!
>Starting tomorrow you're going to learn that spell from Twilight!
>"Absolutely not!"
>You hear your mother scold.
>Maybe you should't tell your parents about your plans often.
"But mom! Think of the opportunities that can come from this. I could learn a lot easily with this spell."
>"Flurry," your father responded, "we know exactly what you are going to do with that spell. So don't try to fool us."
"Okay, so maybe I'll use it for a bit of perverted purposes but it still could help with my education."
>"Again," your mother began, "No. For one thing you're still in trouble for letting things get out of hoof with that truth or dare game you played."
>"Not to mention Nighty.", your father added, "Twilight and Flash are going to busy with healing him up. Celestia help him and his stallionhood."
>Your father let out an audible cringe from the very thought of what happened with your poor cousin.
>"Even if we were allowing you to," your mom continued, "you wouldn't have enough time to learn how. We're leaving for home tomorrow."
"We're leaving?! No! We can't leave yet! I just learned about this spell!"
>"Maybe you can learn how to do it with Sunburst.", your father suggested.
"But I want to learn it through Twilight...."
>You somewhat whined.
>You were about to admit defeat.
>But then you got an idea.
>One that might just work.
"What I stayed here?!"
>Your parents stared at you.
>You...
>Staying here....
>Alone...
>"Flurry... no offense... but we barely trust you being alone with the guards back home.", your father responded.
"Dad, I'm 15, and it's Ponyville of all places. I'm pretty sure it's safe from harm."
>Biggest understatement of the century!
"I can handle it. I promise."
>Your parents stared at each other.
>It seemed to them like you really wanted to do this.
>That's mostly because you did.
>There was a small silence in the room for a bit.
>Your mother then sighed.
>"I guess we can allow you to stay here with your Aunt Twilight."
>You yipped and jumped for joy.
>"But"
>Oh boy there's the "but".
>"I expect you to learn more than just that spell. At least five more to go along with it. And you have to write to us at least once a week."
"Got it! At least six spells and write a letter to you for a week."
>"And don't cause any trouble to your aunt."
"I'll try."
>"Also...."
>You're then hugged by your mother.
>"Please be a good girl and stay safe while you're here."
>This is it!
>That was the sealing of the deal with your mom.
>You hug your mom back.
"I will mom."
>"Well I'm going to inform Twily.", your father said as he left the room.
>Thus beginning your sexualized adventure.
>At least that's what you're dubbing it.
>"Sparkle's Sexual Adventure! Part II, Electric Boogaloo."
>You could even hear the theme song.
https://youtu.be/OjrcjzLxDBk
>After the successful persuasion, you are now Twilight's student in the arts of magic.
>Now it's time to head to your room to look at the manega that you will possibly jump into.
>You're going to need all that rest.
>The next morning you're off to see your mom and dad leave to go back home.
>You're not going to see them for a while.
>You hug them one last time before they enter.
>Thanking them for this wonderful opportunity.
>But you have to let them go home.
>Can't let them get behind on their duties and King and Queen....
>Or Prince and Princess....
>You still don't get that.
>You wave goodbye as your parents enter the train.
>You then see them ride off to sun rise, heading towards the Crystal Empire.
>The home you won't be seeing for a long, long time.
...
...
...
"So how was that narration Aunt Twily?"
>"Sounds good Flurry.. but eight months isn't really a long time."
"But it's the longest I've been without seeing them."
>"That's true... but from the way you narrated it you made it seem as if you'll be gone for years and years."
"Should I subtract a long then from the story?"
>"Well it is your narrative Flurry. You can write whatever you want in it."
"OK.... mind if I ask this again?"
>"Ask what?"
"Why exactly are we writing a short story again?"
>"Well you see, once you enter the book world you have to learn how to maintain control over of it. Have it written out as how you write it. With books with only words written in them it's easier to control because there's not really anything there to bother you but when it comes to books with illustrations such as children's books, graphic novels, comics-"
"Manega?"
>"Yes Flurry, even manega, you have to create your own narrative as you go while abiding to the rules of the story. Which means studying up on the literature you're wanting to enter."
"I see... so what would happen if you never studied up?"
>"Well...."
>"There's only one of three possibilities. One, you have to go along with the narrative no matter what, so if you do something like defeat a crazy super villain, you have to do it. Two, You could end up being stuck there forever, or until someone else who knows the same magic can pull you out. And three, and this one has a high probability of never happening, you end up making the world self aware, causing chaos to happen within the book and who knows what else. If that's the case though you should leave immediately. So did you get any of that?"
"I got about... maybe 50%... OK I don't have that much of a clue about the consequences."
>Twilight sighed.
>"Don't worry Flurry I'll make a study guide for you to learn the basics of this spell. You're going to need it before we do the test."
"Test?"
>"Yes, you're going to do a written test next week before we actually test out this spell."
"Is it going to be multiple choice."
>"Essay."
>You then whispered angrily.
"...fuck..."
>"I heard that."
>Does she have the hearing of a griffon or something?!
>"I was going to make it easy by giving you one essay question, but since you like using profanity in this class you'll be doing three essay questions."
>SHIT!
>Well at least you have your study guide.
>And you have a week to prepare.
>You two decide to call it a day for now after six hours of the narrative exercise.
>So what better way to reward yourself than to go see your baby cousin.
>You go over to Nighty's room.
>He's reading a copy of Spike's Power Pony Comics.
>Nerd!
>Doesn't he know that Manega is way better.
>So you go over to him.
"Hey Nighty!"
>He looks away from his comic to see you.
>"Hey Flurry. How's studying going for you?"
>You lay your face on his bed.
"It's harder than I expected."
>"What did you expect? It's mom's class. She never really went easy on anyone."
"Did you have to do essay questions?"
>"Yeah? But hey it's only one or two."
"I got three."
>"Three? What did you do to get that many?"
"Said a dirty work."
>"Oh... the Starburst punishment."
>Starburst punishment?
>You guess it's called that because of Starburst swearing habit.
>Especially when it came to studying.
>"Don't worry, you're not the only one of her students to get that punishment."
"This is going to sound stupid but it's only me and Starburst right?"
...
...
...
>"Anyways! Was there anything you needed from me?"
>"Nope. Just wanted to check to my baby cousin..... that and see what your broken dick looked like."
>"What the fu-"
>Before he covered his mouth.
>He didn't really want to recieve the Starburst punishment either.
>He then continued his rant.
>"Why do you want to see my broken penis... even though it's not broken it's just bruised."
"Can you really blame me? Once you hear the term, you really have an urge to see it."
>"Tough beans. Because I'm not showing you my penis!"
"Just a little peek?"
>"No."
"Not even a glance?"
>You said while lighting up your horn.
>"Touch my covers, with without magic, and I'll tell my mom."
"Aw.... You're being no fun."
>"Good... can't believe you asked that."
>After hanging out a bit longer you then call it a night and go to bed.
>You got a who 12 hour of nothing but studying and writing exercises.
>The next morning you wake up to the smell of grilled cheese.
>It smell delicious.
>You go downstairs to see Aunty Twilight making some sandwiches for everyone.
>She then notices you and looks at your direction.
>"Oh, you're awake. Did you have a nice sleep?"
"Yeah? Beds are just as comfy as the Crystal Empire's."
>"I'm glad to hear."
>She says giving you a plate of two sandwiches.
>"Eat up, because I kinda have an errand for you to do for me."
"An errand? Do you need me to get groceries for you or something?"
>"Actually I need you to get the study guide for me."
"The same study guide I have to follow?"
>"Eeyup! An old friend of mine has it for me."
>Old friend?
>Does she know anyone that's old?
>"You'll meet him at the Carousel Boutique."
"Huh.... OK...."
>So he's a fashion designer.
>Must be one of Rarity's workers.
>Well it's off to the boutique then.
...
...
...
>You then arrive at your destination.
>The Carousel Boutique.
>Rarity's pride and joy of hard work.
>You heard she was busy trying to find another location to start her business.
>She really is getting more popular with her lines of fashion.
>You also heard her daughter Crystal Clairity was also holding onto a big business as of late, being a beautiful jewel smith.
...
...
...
>Actually the more you think about it, you never really met her kids.
>Her husband no less.
>Heck before the last few weeks you just discovered Rarity had a daughter.
>Whoever Rarity must have married must have been really lucky to have her.
>You then arrive at the door.
>You knock at it for a bit.
>You were ecpecting a pony to answer.
>But nope.
>Instead...
>You see this.
>This thing!
>It looks like a pony, but it's so scaly looking.
>Those wings are also huge and look threatening.
>And his front feet... Those will kill you.
>You can't believe it.
>It's a pony/dragon hybrid!
>You only heard of legends of this creature because of your mythology class.
>The only you're willing to stay awake for.
>Everytime you heard about them though it's usually portrayed them as evil, bloodthirsty, cannibalistic, and rape hungry.
>Rape hungry.
>rape.
>Nobody is around to save you.
>You're all on your own.
>So you do the only you think is best.
>You fall to the ground.
"D-Dragon-sama... if you're going to mess with me because it's in your nature.... then my only request... is that, if possible.... maybe you can be gentle with me..."
...
...
...
>"Um.... I have no idea what you're implying.... but I kinda need to go somewhere."
>And with that he passes you.
>WHAT?!
>After a performance like that!?
>Hell no!
>You then grab the beast by it's tail.
"What the hell?! I gave you an invitation and you just walk past by?!"
>"An invitation? To what exactly?"
"Are you serious?"
>"Was I suppose to receive an invitation to something?"
"Sex damnit! I basically gave you the OK to fuck me!"
>The half breed eyes were wide open from that comment.
>He was beyond blushing profusely.
>"I..... I...."
"Come on!"
>You then start exposing your glorious flank to him.
"Fuck me! It's in your nature to rape anything that comes your way! So go on! Fuck me!"
>He was really surprised by your actions.
>He could barely come up with anything to say.
>"L-l-listen... I gotta go!"
>He said as he ran away.
"HEY! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND FUCK ME DAMNIT!"
>You then went on to chase down the fucker!
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Just hanging out with your son for a bit.
>Eating sandwiches.
>Talking about what's happening so far.
>"So Flurry is going to see Uncle Spike?"
"I thoight it would be a good way of having her explore the town. Who knows maybe make a new friend."
>"I guess that would make sense... but one question."
"Yes?"
>"Do you really think she can handle herself?"
"What makes you say that?"
>"I mean she went to sleep in most of her classes. All except for mythology... she thinks she could use that as inspiration."
"How do you know this?"
>"We talked last night."
"OK.... anyways you're point being?"
>"I'm just wondering if Flurry know who uncle Spike is."
"What? Why would the Crystal Empire not teach about your uncle? He was the one that saved their lives."
>"I get that... I'm just asking if Flurry knows that."
"Judging from how much the ponies at the Crystal Empire worship him, I'm pretty sure she has an idea."
>You then look outside your window.
>You then see something familiar at the corner.
>You notice that T, Spike's son, running around the castle.
>Flurry keeping close behind.
>You stare at the scene as T is trying his hardest to lose his pursuer.
>And judging by the scene...
>They must be playing something.
>Hmm... wonder what game they're playing.
>Must be tag or something.
>Well you should probably leave them to let them have their fun for a while.
>You should really focus on your son for a while.
"So what else did you two talk about?"
 
>Be Flurry.
>You're busy chasing the dragon/pony hybrid.
>Here you are flaunting everything at him and he isn't even interested in you.
>What the fuck?!
>Any stallion would easily accept that opportunity.
>But he fucking refuses!
>What the hell is wrong with him?!
>Is he gay or something.
>You then notice you're back around the castle.
>The castle.
>Twilight's home!
>Shit!
>You forgot to get the study guide!
>You have to go get it!
>Which means...
>Turning around to get the damn manuscript!
>Looks like you'll have to mess with this monster later.
>You then turn around to head back to the boutique.
>You have to learn that spell and you already wasted enough time.
 
>Be T.
>You head inside the Castle of Friendship.
>You seek sanctuary in the crystal castle.
>Hopefully this crazy mare won't follow you.
>You run in fear.
>You never thought anypony, aside from Annie, would actually want to have sex with you.
>Or even attempt to rape you.
>You keep running in fear until you accidentally bump into somepony.
"OOF!!"
>You both grunt from the collision.
"S-sorry."
>"No I'm sorry. I should have watched where I was going."
>You hear from your accidental prone friend.
>Actually mother of your friend.
>It's your Aunt Twilight.
"N-no! It was my fault. I was running from someone.... or something."
>"Someone.... Oh you mean your cousin Flurry Heart?"
"Cousin Flurry Heart? Wait! That was Flurry Heart?!"
>"I know you two never really met but I know you two could become good frien-"
"My cousin tried to rape me......?"
 
>You are finally back.
>You had a horrible experience with that Dirty Draconi.
>You then noticed that the boutique door was left open.
>Must be that ferocious fiend's fault.
>Anyways you finally enter the building.
>You see that the place is still intact.
>Just as beautiful as you expected.
>Before you kinda expected that horrible half-breed to destroy the place.
>Anyways you might as well wait for the pony that's holding the study guide.
>You wait...
>And wait.....
>And wait some more.....
>You then get bored.
>Might as well look around.
>You see that the place looks amazing.
>You then see the beautiful sets of dresses.
>They look so good.
>Maybe you should buy one.
>Another thing you notice is a photo frame.
>You decide to give a quick peek at it.
>You didn't really expect what to see.
>It's a white unicorn with a giant purple dragon.
>Along with a small hybrid.....
...
...
...
...
>Oh Celstia.....
>Rarity's a mother of a half-breed.....
>OH SHIT!!
>You just offered yourself to Rarity's kid.....
>You could have at least offered dinner before you offered yourself up for sex!
>Rarity would have taught him to do that.
>Well then...
>You feel as if you waited long enough.
>Time to go home.
>And disappoint your teacher.
>You then head out back to your Ponyville home.
>On your way back though....
>You see the half-breed.
>This is great!
>Fate has given you a second chance!
>You approach the half-breed.
"Hello."
>He then notices you.
>His eyes look as if they're going to bulge out.
>He looks like he's about to run away.
>You then stop him from running.
"Wait! Wait! I just want to talk this time."
>"T-talk?"
"Yes. This time I just want to talk."
>O-OK...."
"Anyways, I noticed that you were actually the sun of Rarity."
>"Yeah...."
"So I was wondering.... wanna date me?"
>He just stares at you strangely.
>"Um... you do realize that I'm your-"
"My destiny. Yeah... I know. I'm going to be honest, I did kinda overreact earlier... but... now that I know that you know that you're Rarity's son... I know you're a complete gentlecolt."
>"O-OK... but I really think you should know."
"And maybe I should start off better than last time. So.... Wanna eat dinner then fuck?"
>"WHAT?!?!"
"I mean it's more of a gentlecoltly thing to do."
>"B-b-bu-but...."
"But what?"
>"For one thing... I'm already taken."
"Oh.... oh....."
>"Also... we're related."
.....
.....
.....
"W-we're related?"
>"We're cousins."
"Wait! How are we cousins!?"
>"Well Spike is my father."
....
....
....
"Who's Spike."
 
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You're currently trying to write a letter to Shining Armor and Cadence.
>You then feel this strange shudder.
>As if you feel some sort of stupidity is happening at this very moment.
 
>Be Flurry Heart.
>After a short explanation of who Spike the Dragon is, you finally get an idea of who he is.
>Although the name and legend sound familiar.
>You half-bred cousin finally finishes.
>"And that's how my father is related to yours."
"So he was adopted into the family?"
>"You could say that."
"And he saved the Crystal Empire twice?"
>"That's what he told me."
"And he was there when I was a baby?"
>"Yes...."
....
....
....
"I don't believe you."
>"H-how could you say that?"
"Easy... I just know you're trying to avoid having sex with the princess."
>"I wouldn't even have sex with you even if you were a princess."
>Somewhere in Celestia's castle a certain threstal was having a cringe fit.
>"I already have a marefriend and I'm going to stay honest with her."
"Then why not tell her that you're wanting to have sex with me?"
>"Because I don't want to!!"
...
...
...
"So what you mean by that... Are you saying you don't want to tell her or not wanting to have sex with me?"
>The half-breed then twitches his eye a bit.
>And then he finally flew away.
...
...
...
>He could have at least answered.
>Well it's time to head back home.
>You wonder how your wonderful aunt is going to greet you as soon as you enter.
>You then enter your aunt's wonderful home.
>Hearing your aunt's wonderful voice.
>"FLURRY HEART! PACK YOUR BAGS! YOU'RE GOING HOME!!
>Wait?
>What?
>She's sending you home?
>Why?
"But... I'm suppose to stay here for eight months!"
>"Well too bad! I already heard how you were harassing T today. Who the hell asks someone to rape them?!"
"He was a half-breed. My mythology class taught me-"
>"And there's your first problem! You believed everything in a mythology class! Why would you believe in something that's clearly a myth!?
"Nightmare Moon was considered a myth and you still believed it."
...
...
...
>"Go to you fucking room Flurry."
"But-"
>"NOW!!"
>You had no choice but to listen to your aunt.
>You then marched up to your room.
>Angry at the fact you never really learned anything at all.
>This sucks.
>Well you might as well.get some sleep.
>You're going home early.
 
 
>Be Shining Armor.
>You can't believe it!
>Eight months without your daughter.
>You have mixed feeling about this.
>On one hand you're worried.
>You fear that someone might take advantage of your daughter and possibly do horrible things to her.
>Doesn't help that the movie when on the train to home was "Taken".
>On the other hoof though....
>She's gone!
>She's gone for a whole eight months!
>No more dealing with her weeb bullshit for a while!
>No more hours upon hours of anime to keep you and your family up!
>It's all gone!
>Not to mention, she's being taught by your sister.
>And if there is anyone who can teach someone to be a better pony, it's Twily!
>This is the best day ever!!
>"Shininng we got mail from Twilight!"
"Mail?"
>Now of all times?"
>It's only been two days.
>There's no way she could have caused so much trouble.
...
...
...
>Dear Celestia... please forgive my wife on what she'll do our daughter.
>"How could she?! I give her my trust and she starts misbehaving like this?! When we get back there I'm going to-"
"Hold on Cadence.... Let's just calm down for a bit. Let's use the breathing technique and-"
>"No Shining! It's one thing for her to act this way around us, but when I gave her permission to actually stay with Twilight, I expected her to behave herself better."
"Wait... how about we just let this one slide?"
>"Shining... what are you saying?"
"How about we just leave her there for eight months like we said."
>"Shining... Twilight expects us to pick her up tomorrow."
"Then let's bullshit out of it."
>"What?! Why?!"
...
...
...
"Listen Cadence, I really just want a break from her for a while. We stayed with her with no breaks since she was four! We never had a vacation without since!"
>"Shining! What the fuck?!"
"Hear me out! If we leave her with Twilight for a bit, she'll learn to be more respectful and calm."
>"You really believe this?"
"I do! I mean Twilight taught Spike to be a gentleman, so I really believe this will work."
>Cadence just stared at you as you plead for this one thing.
>"So you really want this?"
"Yes!"
>"..... So what excuse do you want to use?"
"Umm.... you're pregnant?"
>"Do you think she'll really believe that?"
"Hopefully."
>".... I'll inform Twilight."
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You're angry.
>No wonder Cadence complained a bit about living with Flurry.
>Who knew she would be this much trouble.
>You can't believe that Flurry would try to rape T.
>T!
>T of all Ponies!!
>You're glad Rarity and Spike were out of town.
>Who knows what they would do to Flurry!
>So you go to bed.
>Husbandless!
>He had to go back and escort Shining and Cadence.
>He also told you that he wanted to check on Starburst for a while.
>Maybe convince Shining to let her visit for a bit.
>You then sigh.
>If Flash can get Starburst to visit, that would be great.
>Well might as well try to sleep comfy tonight.
>You got a whole bed to yourself.
 
>Be Flurry Heart.
>It's 2:00 AM
>You plan on doing mission number 001.
>Operation: Rising Member.
>Your mission.
>See Nighty's broken penis!
>Like you said.
>Once you hear the term, you want to see it!
>And if you're going to leave tomorrow you might as well try to catch a glance.
>You learned enough stealth and CQC from all those Metal Gear let's plays you watched.
>But now....
>It's time to use it in real life.
>You have to plan to silently enter the room...
>Screw it!
>Just teleport!
>You safely teleport to Nighty's room.
>You did it in a quiet and orderly fashion,
>Making sure you didn't wake him up.
>Hopefully it can stay that way.
>You continue to sneak in closer to his bed.
>You're near.
>He's still asleep.
>Now's the time for a quick peek.
>Time to see what a broken dick looks like.
>You use your magic to softly lift his cover.
>You then proceed to pull it off him.
>You're so close.
>You can almost see his crotch.
>You almost got it.
>You see the tip.
>You're finally going to see....
>A nearly fully healed penis.
>You can't believe it almost healed in five days.
>Dang'it!
>You were too late!
>Although...
>The image is still interesting to see...
>You continue to stare at your baby cousin's member.
...
...
...
>Although...
>Maybe he wouldn't mid if you messed with it for a bit
>Time to work some magic.
>You then start using your magic on Nighty.
>You're going to mess with this little guy so hard.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>It's 7:00 AM
>You feel very relaxed!
>Feels like the best day ever!
>Don't know why,
>But you feel just great.
>You're not in pain anymore.
>You feel nice.
>It feels like you're dick is gone.
...
...
...
>Why do you feel like your dick is gone?!
>You then look under the cover.
...
...
...
>MR HAPPY IS MISSING!!
>I REPEAT MR HAPPY IS MISSING!!
>You start screaming.
>You hear hoof beats trotting down your room.
>You're mom then bursts in.
>"I heard screaming! What happened Nighty?!"
"Mom! My dick's gone!!"
>You mom just stares at you.
>"Nighty.... you're dick just doesn't disappear overnight."
"Explain this then."
>You said as you lay down and spread your legs.
>Your mom now sees the proof.
>"... OK now I believe you."
"What happened mom?!"
>Your mom then inspect it.
>She then notices something.
>Magic particles.
>Matching a certain alicorn you promised to take care of,
>"Flurry!!!"
>Be Flurry Heart.
>You're having a nice nap.
>Might as well take one before you're forced to leave.
>Best thing to do since you stayed awake til 4.
>You can't wait to see Nighty's reaction after you used that ghosting spell on him.
>A spell that gives a ghost like effect on a simple object or body part.
>It's going to be golden!
>"FLURRY!!!!!!"
>Your Aunt said as she bursts in.
>She's mad.
>Very mad.
>"What did you do to my son's penis?!"
>She said as she gotten closer.
>"It's gone! It's missing! And you did something to it!! So explain!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!"
"For one thing it's not missing."
>"It's not missing?! I can't see it! I can't find it! I can't even feel it! How is it still there?!"
"What do you mean you can't do anything like that? Also did you really try to touch your son's penis... isn't that illegal."
>"One: When I say it's not there! IT'S NOT THERE!! Two: I'm his mother, and I wasn't doing it in a sexual manner."
"Wait can't you not tell that I used a ghost spell on it."
>She was angry at first!
>"You used a ghost spell?!"
>She then sounded surprised.
>"Wait you used a ghost spell?"
>She then sounded impressed.
>"You used a ghost spell! That's an advanced spell!! How did you-"
>She them reverted back to angry.
>"Fix it now! And then we're heading towards the train station to send you back home!"
>You then scoff.
>Oh well.
>It was fun while it lasted though.
 
>Be Flash Sentry.
>You're heading towards your boss' office.
You're going to try and ask permission for Starburst to stay at home for a bit.
>She's been there for a year.
>A small visit won't hurt.
>You then enter.
>Only to see your boss pacing around just mumbling stuff.
>"My wife's pregnant... no it's too cliche'd and they would bring her back... Maybe an accident in the castle... but then I have to come up with an accident that warrants her stay."
"Um... sir?"
>Your boss freaks out for a second.
>"Oh... It's only you Captain Sentry. What brings you here?"
"I was actually wondering... Is it OK if Cadet Starburst could stay with us for a few days. You know for a quick visit. With your permission of course, sir"
>"Captain, I'm kinda busy at the moment here."
"May I ask with what sir?"
>"With...um...."
>He looked around the room.
>As if he were desperate to search for something to use as an excuse.
"Sir?"
>"Um...... I was checking the room to see if we had anyone spying on us."
"Spying on us?"
>"Yes! Because.... we have an assassin at our hands."
"An assassin?!"
>Your commanding officer then covered your mouth.
>"Shh! We don't want him/her to know we're here talking about them."
"Oh... Sorry sir."
>"Anyways, they came here after my daughter, trying to kill her because.... um... she has the power."
"The power to?"
>"She has.... Power in general. Yes. Power over the Crystal Empire to do anything and everything."
"That's sounds vague?"
>"It's suppose to captain. It's a top secret mission and such."
"I guess that makes sense."
>"Anyways we need you to keep Flurry safe at your home for as long as we need, because we have to stop this vile character and find out who hired him and such. Can you do that for me Captain?"
"Yes sir!"
>"And for extra protection I am assigning Cadet Starburst to accompany you."
"R-really?!"
>"Like I said, I trust her the most out of the many soldiers I have in my disposal and... I think Twily probably misses her a lot."
"Thank you so much Sir!"
>"I'll inform your daughter as soon as possible... but for now I request to be alone."
"Yes sir!"
>After a small salute you take your leave.
 
>Be Shining Armor.
>You did it!
>You made the best excuse possible!
>Thank you comic book poster of "Son of Mare-Do-Well!"
>You have saved my life!!
>Now to see what Cadence thinks!
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...
...
>"An assassination?!"
>Your wife yells at you.
>"You told me you were going with the pregnancy excuse!!"
"Yeah... but then I actually thought about it... and I thought they might find the excuse to be bullshit."
>"So you went with something that was extremely dark and would scare the living hell out of them?"
"It was the only thing I could think of!"
>"Shining I already sent the letter to Twilight saying that I was pregnant."
"Maybe, Flash will take that as a code word for assassination?"
>Your couldn't help but cover her face with her hooves and sigh deeply.
>"So we have two different stories about two different situations... how do you plan to explain this if they catch on?"
"Um... You know what honey we can talk this over at the spa. Let's try to calm you down a bit before I say anything else that could be labeled as stupid."
>Your wife then sighs.
>"Alright Shining.... I'll get ready."
"And I'll go inform Starburst to join her father."
 
>Be Starburst.
>You're busy showering to clean off the sweat from today's workout.
>Like always you try way to hard and push your limits more than they should be.
>You don't care though.
>You're going to be the best damn guard out there, just like your father and uncle, so you have to improve yourself.
>You're almost done with your shower.
>"Hey there little girl."
>Oh great it's another one of these assholes.
>"How are you doing?"
"Anon you should know by now that I don't like it when stallions try and hit on me when I'm in the shower."
>"What can I say? Your showing off your full body. You give off a perfect view."
>You just roll your eyes.
>This guy is trying way to hard to use his words to get you.
>He's making himself sound stupid more than anything.
>"I've wondered this... why are you joining the military anyways? Why ruin such a beautiful body you have?"
"Does it really matter why I joined the military?"
>"OK you may keep your reasons to yourself.... but...."
>Anon then grabs you.
>Holding you into a submissive pose.
>"I'm not going to let this beautiful body go to waste! I want it used what it's meant for just once."
>Don't these fuckers ever learn.
>Oh well...
>All you can do right now....
>Is S.I.N.G.
>You first aim for his Solarplex, knocking the wind out of him.
>You then crush his Instep, making him concentrate on that small pain for a while.
>You then go for the Nose, to really give him some pain.
>And to really punish the bastard, you finally kick him in the Groin.
>Leaving this fucker lying on the floor in pain.
>You scoff at this loser.
"If you were trying to show dominance, you failed. My baby brother could have put up more of a fight than you could."
>You left the shower on, but only in a blazing hot temperature.
"Get clean and take a shower faggot."
>And with that you left the locker room.
>Almost every stallion with a brain knew not to mess with you in that manner.
>They all knew you could kick their ass.
>And for everyone fucker that though through their cock, you always had to give them a sharp, painful reminder.
>This is the third time this happened throughout the year that you began.
>It really was rare to actually find somepony you actually respected in this sausage fest of a boot camp.
>Well there was one pony.
>"Cadet Starburst!"
>Your uncle, Shining Armor.
>He's the only one you could really take seriously in here.
>Everypony else was a just a joke compared to him.
>Anyways you report to your commanding officer.
>You salute him.
"Sir! Yes Sir!"
>"At ease cadet! I have something to ask of you."
"If it's about Anon complaining that I beat him up, the fucker tried raping me in the shower room."
>"It's not about him. It's more about you. I am glad to say I am bringing you up to your first mission."
"My.... first mission? Sir, not to impose, but do you really think I am fit for this mission."
>"Yes you are cadet! I believe you are familiar with Ponyville correct."
"Born and raised there."
>"Well my daughter is busy learning some spells from Twilight, and don't really trust her to be by herself. So I need you to be her personal bodyguard."
"A bodyguard... to your daughter? I understand that Ponyville is a magnet for disaster, but what makes me the best candidate for this mission?"
>"I know for a fact that Flurry trusts you more than any of the other guards around here. Not to mention, by the way some of the guards treat you, I'm afraid to they would do to her."
>"Or what she would to them.", Shining Armor though.
>"That's why I need you to guard Princess Flurry Heart for the next eight months. Do you understand your mission Cadet?"
"Sir! Yes Sir!"
>"Then go to the train station immediately! We already packed your bags for you!"
"Thank you Commander Armor!"
>And with that you left to get your bags and leave.
>You go to the train station.
>There you see your father waiting for you.
>He seems excited to see you.
>"Star!", he shouts, "It's good to see you again! How's boot camp lately."
"It's filled to the brim with pussies that barely know how to talk to a girl."
>"O- oh... Um...."
>Your father clearly doesn't know how to react from the comment.
"Other than that though, it's been fine. Actually got to try spear throwing."
>"Really? How did that go?"
"Pretty good, hit about 90% of the targets."
>"Nice!"
"So dad, can you fill me in on why we have to protect Flurry? I've been wondering what's been happening on the way here."
>Your father was silent for a bit before he spoke again.
>"Sorry dear, but that's classified at the moment."
"Understood Captain!"
>"Come on Star, call me dad."
"Alright dad."
>"It's so good that you get to spend time with your family for eight months though! I bet your mom is going to be excited!"
"Oh yeah.... yay...."
>"Something wrong Star?"
"No... but we should probably get on that train now."
>"Oh! You're right! Let's hurry!"
>You're father then rushed to get inside the train, now heading straight towards Ponyville.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You are currently getting ready to meet Shining Armor and Cadence at the train station to bring Flurry back.
>Although you are still impressed that Flurry was able to a spell of that caliber.
>A ghosting spell takes about years of practice before reaching it to perfection.
>So how did she....
>Never mind!
>She's in trouble!
>You don't praise ponies who are in trouble!
>Although...
>This makes you wonder what else she actually knows.
>You then hear a knock on your door.
>After answering it you see that it's the local mail pony.
>Who gives you a letter.
>You inspect it.
>It's from Princess Cadence.
>This must be a response to Flurry actions.
>You open it.
 
"Dear Twilight Sparkle.
 
This is letter is for you and your husband, Flash, to see. I am unfortunately not able to get Flurry Heart. Flurry can't really stay with us for a while. Eight months to be precise. I just found out that I'm pregnant again. Must have happened a month ago. Anyways, I would rather not have Flurry around at the moment. If she were to cause some sort of chaos at home who knows how it'll effect the baby's development. So it's probably best that you keep her in your care for the time being.
With love.
-Cadence
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...
...
"Cadence is pregnant?! This is wonderful news! I can't wait to see what her new foal.... looks... like."
>As she was celebrating the fact that Cadence was having a new foal....
>She remembered her already existing foal.
>That she now has to deal with.
 
>Be Celestia.
>You are enjoying a nice bath.
>Filled to the brim with bubbles.
>It feels so good.
>Especially with the birds singing.
>The wind making the wind chimes ring.
>The grass making a nice wooshing noise.
>Your student's voice rising from Ponyvil-
>Wait!
>What?
>"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...
...
...
...
"Something must have really pissed her off to say that."
 
>Be Flurry Heart.
>After fixing your cousin's cock you then get ready to head to the train station.
>This sucks.
>You had a perfect plan.
>You were going to finally marry your Husbando!
>But nope!
>You had to fuck it up!
>Sweet Celestia why did she curse you to do these stupid things?!
>Oh well.
>Time to head to th-
>"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>What the hell was that?!
>You go to your aunt's room.
"Aunt Twi? Was that you?"
>"Flurry!"
>Your aunt said creepily.
>"It looks like you'll be staying a bit longer than we thought."
"Huh?"
>"Congratu-pony-lations Fluury! Your mom's pregnant and having you stay here in the mean time!"
"Wait.. I'm staying here!?"
>"Until further notice!"
>You couldn't help but jump for joy.
"YES! I'm staying because dad did it all the way and didn't pull out!! WOO-HOO!!"
>You said as you hopped out of the room.
 
>Be Twilight.
>You get down on your knees.
"Oh Faust!! If you are real! If you're listening! Please help restrain me from killing my beautiful niece for the next eight months!!"
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You feel a ton better now.
>You're able to walk around and such now without your groin being in pain.
>You were heading off to the kitchen to fix yourself a sandwich.
>Until you saw your cousin bouncing around like Pinkie Pie.
"um... Is something wrong Flurry?"
>"Oh nothing much, except I'm now going to be a big sister now!!"
"Oh... how nice."
>She then grabbed you holding you very tight.
>"Do you know what the best part is?!"
"N-no..."
>"I get to stay here until mom gives birth to him/her!! Isn't that awesome!?"
"Y-yeah....."
>Please kill me!!
 
>Be Starburst.
>You're about to enter Ponyville.
>You can't wait to see home again.
>You have friends and family most likely going to swarm you with hellos and ask so many questions.
>Maybe they won't go overboard with it.
>Although, if anypony was going to bombard you with questions, it's going to be your mom.
>She was always worried about you.
>Way too worried about you.
>If anything she probably wanted you to be a proper lady.
>AKA another her.
>Why did she always expect you to be the perfect mare?
>It's not like she was the most perfect pony to ever exist.
...
...
...
>Although she basically is in some ways.
>It's so damn annoying.
>Hopefully she won't get in the way of your mission.
>The train is about to stop.
>When you step outside this train, you're going to start off your mission.
>You're going to protect Flurry from Ponyville.
>You finally arrive home with your father.
>Not much looked like it changed since you left.
>You kinda expected to see something new within a year's time.
>It all just feels the same....
>It all feels like home.
>You both head to the castle.
>Been a while since you seen it.
>Still looking as beautiful as ever.
>You're about to open the door.
>"Hold on Starburst.", he said to you. "Let's surprise the family with your entrance."
>You then let your father near the door.
>Kind of a good thing too.
>Because Flurry slammed those doors open.
>The doors hitting your father in the process.
>"YES!!! I'm going to stay for a bit longer!!! WOO-HOO!"
>You saw her singing in celebration of something, dancing to the beat of her own song.
>Future ruler of the Crystal Empire everybody.
>Might as well reacquaint yourself to the pony you're suppose to defend.
"Hi Flurry."
>"Hey Star! I got myself a sibling! I got myself a....."
>She then realized who she said hi to.
>She looked over to you.
>Her wings were in a wing boner like statement as she saw you.
>Her grin was spread all the way across her face.
>"STARBURST!!!"
>She screamed as she glomped you.
>You already prepared for the incoming attack.
>So allowed her to continue as she pounced on you.
>"I am so happy to see you!! How long has it been?!"
"Judging from how long you visit me in your dad's boot camp frequently... I'd say about a week."
>"Oh my Faust! This is awesome!! Not only do I get to stay here with my aunt for about like eight months, I also get to have you come and visit too!! THIS IS AMAZING!!"
>She said as she hugged you tightly.
>"We can finally catch up on all the anime that you missed out on, and also I got this awesome costume I want you to try on! Trust me, along with Nighty you two would look so cute!"
"OK.... Speaking of Nighty... How is he and mom?"
>"Oh! Follow me I'll lead you to them."
>She then went back inside the castle.
>Where she will lead straight to your family.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>This is just great!
>You're forced to have Flurry stay with you.
>You love your niece but eight months is ridiculous.
>You can't stand eight months with her!
>You are going to die before those months end.
>It's hopeless!
>Please Faust!
>If you're going to let this happen at least give me something good in return!
>All of a sudden you hear a knock on your door.
>It must be Nighty.
>Maybe he's come to pray with you.
>You open it up.
>What you see is not your son.
>No...
>It's someone else that you love.
>You go closer to her.
"St-Starburst?"
>"Hey mom...", your daughter responds, "I'm home."
>Faust has heard your plea!
>You then embrace your daughter with tears of joy in your eyes.
"Starburst! I missed you so much!! Have you been OK?! Did any of the other guards try to harass you?!"
>"Mom! I'm fine!", she said as she tried to push you back a little, "There's no need to cry for me."
"I'm sorry. It's just... when you went to the Royal Guard... I thought... Oh sweet heart!"
>You said again as you hugged your daughter.
>She only gave out a small annoyed sigh.
>"I love you too mom."
"Oh wait til Nighty finds out your here! I should probably go get him"
>"No need. Flurry's got it covered."
...
...
...
"Excuse what did you say?"
>"Flurry's got it covered.... Mom's what wrong?"
>Only images of your son being gagged up, tied to a bed, and blindfolded while Flurry did vulgar acts on him entered your mind as you heard your daughter say that.
"My baby!!!"
>You said as you ran out of the room!
 
>Be Nighty.
>You're in your room eating the sandwich you just made.
>You were about to take a bite out of it.
>Until you heard a knock on the door.
>Maybe it's mom.
>She finally snapped out of that idea of that weird religion she just made up.
>Seriously, who's Faust?
>You then open your door.
>"Hey Nighty! It's me Flurry! I was wonderin-"
>You slam the door!
>Nope.jpeg!!
>You are not letting her near you again!
>Whatever she plans to do with your dick can go straight to hell!
>You then see a bright flash in front of you.
>"Anyways I was wondering if you could-"
"I really need to use that anti-teleport spell in here!"
>"Niighty why are you being rude and interrupting me?"
"Because I know whatever you are going tosuggest me to do, it's going to be sexual. And I do not want any part of it!"
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...
...
>"Who said this had to with sex?"
"What?"
>"This is the second time you asked me for sex basically. For the last time, I'm not into you that way."
...
...
...
"Then why do you always act like that around me?!"
>"Come on, am I not aloud to tease you like that?"
"No! Well maybe... N-no!"
>What? Are you saying that you were always uncomfortable with me acting like this?"
"Yes"
>"Why it's not like I actually want to do that kind of stuff towards you."
"It feels like you're implying it!"
>"Nighty, you have nothing to fear. I am not going to be sexually attracted to you."
"But you attracted to me?
>Yes!
...
...
...
>"Wait! No!"
"I knew it!"
>"Damn it Nighty it isn't like that!"
"Then stop acting like that!"
>"Like I said it's just teasing."
"Is taking my dick away just teasing?!"
>You then hear your door open.
>You then feel your mother tackle you to safety.
>"Nighty! Are you OK?! Did she sexually assault you in anyway? Did she really remove you penis?!"
>Along with your mother... you also spot your sister.
>And she is just staring in awe at the whole situation.
>"What the fuck happened when I left?", she asked herself.
 
>Be Flurry Heart.
>And now it was time for the most interesting part of the day no family wants to be a part of.
>A family meeting.
>There you all were just sitting together as a family.
>You watched as Twilight was pacing thinking to herself on what to say.
>She then finally stopped.
>She then spoke.
>"OK... Now Flurry Heart, you will be with us for the next few months, but here's the thing. We're not going to tolerate your behavior as of late. As much as we love you, we're going to have to lay down a few ground rules."
"Ground rules?! But Aunty Twilight!!"
>You're aunt then gave you a glare.
>Which means "Shut the fuck up and listen!"
>"As I was saying, we're going to be laying a few ground rules here."
>"Rule 1: No more porn in this house. Which means we're confiscating you're hentai."
"Aww..."
>"Rule 2: No more sexual teasing! My son's had enough of it and quite frankly I have had enough of it as well."
>"Rule 3: And this is going to be the final rule, you'll do what I say and whatever Flash says, no questions asked. So if we say calm down. You calm down."
>"Do I make myself clear Flurry?"
>You then raise your hoof.
>"You have a question?"
"Yes. What if you or Flash take advantage of that last rule and plan to rape and murder me with it, do I still follow it or am I allowed to break it."
>Twilight just left her mouth open.
>She didn't know if you were seriously asking this or just joking.
>Personally it was a mix of both.
>She then finally got her mouth closed and then face hoofed herself.
>"Neither me nor your uncle will take advantage of that last rule."
"Promise?"
>She then sighed in annoyance.
>"Yes Flurry! We promise! But can we trust you to try to follow these rules?"
"Hmm..... I can try."
>"Good.... Now we had a long morning... let's go eat some breakfast and enjoy the rest of the day as a family!"
"That's good and all Aunt Twilight, but I got another question."
>"What is it this time?"
"What happened to Uncle Flash's snout?"
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>After a long day of family bonding and magic training, it becomes night time again.
>It's time for bed for everyone.
>And since Flurry was sleeping in Starburst's room she now had to be moved to the guest room.
>Although Starburst insisted that she didn't really mind if Flurry and her shared a bed.
>While you do find it strange, you kinda accept it.
>Starburst must be suffering from PTSD from the boot camp and probably can't find the will to sleep alone for so long.
>Why she chose Flurry over Nighty though is beyond you.
>You're not sure what to do tomorrow at this point aside from the usual exercises and such.
>Although it's practically hopeless at this point.
>She's probably not learning a damn thing you taught her.
>You sigh out of annoyance.
>"You know what I'm really surprised."
>You heard your loving husband say nasally.
>"For a moment there I thought you were going to kick her out on the streets or something."
"Believe me Flash, I was going to."
>"Why didn't you then?"
"Because it wouldn't be the right thing to do. Plus I promised Shining and Cadence that I would take care of her."
>"That's good... if she wasn't being targeted I would have sent her straight to Shining Armor and tell him to sign her up to his boot camp."
>You giggled.
"Flash... She wouldn't survive the first three days there."
>"Eeyup"
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...
...
"Wait targeted?"
>"Excuse me?"
"Did you say Flurry Heart was being targeted by someone?"
>Your husband was sweating bullets.
>"Uh.... no... my broken snout is just making it sound like targeted."
"Out with it mister! What's going on?"
>Your husband then sighs.'
>"Flurry Heart is being targeted back at the Crystal Empire.... by the paparazzi."
"Oh... That makes so much sense now."
>"Yeah... from what I heard it's about pregnancy or something."
"What? But it's Cadence that's pregnant not Flurry?"
>"Wait? The Princess of Love is pregnant again?"
"Oh yeah, here!"
>You then hand your husband the letter.
>Flash then read the letter.
>"And Cadence sent this?"
"Eeyup."
>He mumbles to himself.
>"huh..... must be a cover up so that way she won't worry Twilight."
"What did you say?"
>"Nothing dear... let's just go to sleep."
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...
...
"Actually Flash,,,, I was wondering... are you in the mood today?"
>"What mood are you meaning?"
"You absolutely know what I mean."
>It was your husband's turn to give a small giggle.
>"All I ask is to not bump my snout and let's try to be quiet."
"Quiet?"
>"Trust me, we were kinda loud last time. You're brother asked about it."
"Oh... We'll try to stay quiet."
>You had a lot of sex that night!
 
>Be Starburst.
>You're sleeping in the same bed as Flurry.
>This is mostly because it's your job to protect her and to make sure that she doesn't get assassinated.
>You two were trying to sleep when all of a sudden, you hear something coming from the other room.
>"Oh yes! Yes! Harder Flash! Harder!"
>What the hell?
>"Keep going! Impregnate me if you want!"
>A-are your parents doing it?
>Are your parents having loud, rough sex?
>Why?!
>Why the hell did they had to have loud rough sex as soon as you got home?!
>Oh well.... just ignore it.
>You try your best to ignore the grunts and yells coming from your parents room.
>They'll stop eventually.
>Although you're kind of wondering how Flurry is sleeping through all of this.
>Eh, she must be a heavy sleeper.
>Anyways time to sleep.
 
>Be Flurry.
>You're not asleep.
>You're fighting the urge to Jill off to the sounds of sex your Aunt and Uncle are making.
>Hearing Flash's grunts gives you an idea of how fast he's doing her.
>While Twilight screams and moans of sexual pleasure tell you how deep he is.
>And by Celestia is he so deep!
>It sounds amazing what they're doing!
>You can't wait til you're able to do that with your Bishi Stallions.
>Holy fuck do they sound erotic.
>Maybe when Starburst is fully asleep you can sneak into the bathroom and Jill off there.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You're asleep
....
....
....
>That is all.
>Although if we are going to be Night Jr for a bit we might as well see what he's dreaming.
 
>You're in a tuxedo.
>Today is your wedding day.
>You know this because.... reasons.
>You then see your beautiful bride come in.
>Covered by the white veil that represents purity and virginity.
>You don't know.
>But judging by the fact that this is your dream and such, you assume it's Pixel Bit.
>Your mother is in charge of giving out the sermon.
>After a long winded speech about how proud she is to have you getting married.
>It is then time for the big questions.
>"Do you Night Light Jr, take this mare to be your wife?"
"I do."
>"And do you take this awesome unicorn to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
>The bride then replies.
>"Ah do."
>Yes! She said....
>Wait did she say "Ah?" instead of "I"?
>Eh, she must be nervous.
>Your mother then continued.
>"Then by the power invested in me, I pronounce you Mr and Mrs Night Light."
>"You may kiss the bride."
>Well it's time to kiss Pixel Bit.
>You then remove the veil....
>But instead of Pixel.
>You see Api Apple.
>She then grabs you and gives you a deep tongue dancing kiss.
>You are horrified by this revolution!
>"Come on Tiny Dick! Let's fuck until the sun rises."
>She then starts dragging you to the Limo of hell!
>You're struggling to get yourself free from this predicament!
>Calling for help.
>Only to see the ponies you knew as friends and family only cheering wildly for you.
>No came to your rescue as you were out inside the Limo never to be see again!
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...
...
>And that's mostly because you woke up in fear at this point.
>You were in a cold sweat.
>It felt like a horrifying experience to you.
>You marrying Api!?
>Never in a million years!!
>You'd rather marry Flurry than Api any day!
>Well since your up you might as well use the bathroom.
>You get out of your bed.
>You're still a bit tired since it's still night.
>You then stagger your way to the bathroom.
>Your taking a bit longer than usual to find the bathroom in the dark.
>Every room looks the same at this point.
>It's getting annoying.
>You then finally find it.
>The bathroom!
>Relieved you then open the door.
>Only to see your cousin jilling off.
She was about to finish and reach climax until she then noticed you.
>She jumped a bit as soon as she saw you.
>And then there was nothing but an awkward silence.
...
...
...
>"Um... This is awkward... Um... Hi Nighty."
"It's just a dream."
>"Excuse me?"
"I must be still dreaming! And since I feel like I am actually dreaming at this point this must be a lucid dream."
>Flurry stared at you in confusion.
>But then had an idea of what you were talking about.
>"Umm.. yes. You are dreaming. You should probably go back to bed now at this point."
"Are you kidding me!? I'm dreaming now! I can do anything I want without any consequences! See you Flurry! I'm going to Pixel's house so that way I can confess my love to her! See ya!!"
>And with that you left!
 
>Be Flurry.
>Oh! That's cute he's going to confess his love to his special somepony in the middle of the night.
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...
>Oh shit!
>He's going to confess his love to his special somepony in the middle of the night!
>You can't have him do that!
>For one thing it's night! he'll get in trouble!
>You have to tell Twilight.
...
...
...
>No then she'll find out that you Jilled off in the bathroom.
>Time to go with your second option!
>You then immediately go to your room to wake up your cousin.
>You gently nudge her.
"Starburst! Starburst! Wake up! Nighty is going to do something stupid!"
>"Flurry, go back to bed!", you heard her mumble, "If he wants to eat cake and ice cream in the middle of the night let him."
"No.... but that does sound good right now. But no! He's outside! He's going to do something stupid!"
>Wait... he's outside?!"
"Yes!!"
>"Why didn't you stop him?!"
"...... Personal reasons."
>"You were Jilling off weren't you?"
"How did you know?!"
>"I lived in a camp filled with mostly stallions. I know the face when someone wants to hide they were jacking off."
"Oh.... that would make sense...."
>"We better go save him then."
...
...
...
"Hey Starburst."
>"Yeah?"
"Did you ever shower with the stallions?"
>"All the time."
"..... Do any of them have any satisfying sizes?"
>"If you're talking about dick sizes, I'm not answering that."
"Dammit!"
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You're heading straight towards the Mash residence.
>Hopefully she's there!
>She has to be there in order for you to confess to her!
>You sprint around the town to try and find your love!
>It's dark so it's going to he hard finding Pixel's house.
>If anything, just look at the windows to see if there a small light source.
>That'll be Pixel playing her joyboy advanced sp.
>You then hear the wind pushing.
>As if someone was riding it right behind you.
>You then felt a huge tackle coming from behind.
>It was both Flurry and Starburst.
>And for a dream, that felt like it really hurt.
"Wh-what are you two doing in my dream?"
>"We're bringing you back home.", your dream sister said.
>"We're trying to save you from embarrassment.", your dream cousin.
"Embarrassment? But this is my dream! I can anything I want and not face the consequences."
>"Nighty! This isn't a dream, this is real life", Starburst said.
"And since it's my lucid dream, I command you two to help me find Pixel Bits home!"
>"For the last time this isn't a dr-"
>Your dream sister was then interrupted by your dream cousin.
>"Face it Starburst, Nighty isn't going to listen to us.", your dream cousin explained, "So I'm just going to bring Pixel here within a dream second."
>"Flurry what the hell?!", your sister asked.
>"Trust me on this one.", Flurry said.
>You then saw her go into a bush really fast.
>Then immediately coming out as soon as Flurry entered was Pixel Bit.
>You were amazed how fast Flurry actually got her.
>But then you remembered this was a dream.
>"Hi Nighty..."
>She winked her eyes at you.
>Coming closer to you.
>"So Flurry said that you wanted me.", Pixel said.
>You were nervous.
>Very nervous.
"Yes..." you squeaked.
>"She mentioned you wanted to confess something"
"I d-did, I mean I do!"
>"Well what is it that you wanted to say?"
>You couldn't help but stutter for a bit.
"Yyo-you see P-p-pixel.... I...I.."
>"Well? Aren't you going to say somethi-"
>Before she could say anything, you decided to make your move.
>You leaned in.
>You finally made your first kiss.
>Or at least in your dreams.
>It lasted for a few good seconds.
>ll with your dream sister just staring in shock at the scene.
>You then finally broke Pixel free from the kiss,
>You then blushed profusely.
".... I love you."
>You then finally ran back home.
>And run immediately to your bed to try and hide from your lucid dream Pixel Bit.
>Maybe you went to fast.
 
>Be Starburst.
>You can't believe that you just witnessed your awkward brother just did his first kiss.
>Although it was still kinda dorky the way he did it.
>Although it was a first kiss, so it doesn't matter.
>You then went to Pixel Bit.
"Thanks for coming in on such a short notice, I bet Flurry must have used a teleport spell on you something."
>"She didn't."
"What?"
>You then saw the small filly then transform into your cousin.
>"I'm going to be honest.... I was not expecting that at all!"
"Wait! You were Piixel Bit!"
>"For a bit, I only know how to use this spell and make it last for a whole 8 minutes."
"Holy shit!"
>You said starting to laugh.
"You were his first not platonic kiss!"
>You couldn't help but laugh at how screwed up Nighty's going to be when he finds out.
>"N-no! It was just a dream! He will only acknowledge it as only a dream!"
"So how good of a kisser was he?"
>"He should have added more tongue but other than that he was....."
>You couldn't hold back your laughter.
>It was harder than any of Pinkie's laugh.
>"Shut up! Let's just go home and forget this happened! Celestia!"
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Morning finally came around.
>And after a rough night of sex you felt a tiny bit tired.
>But the kids (And your husband) are probably expecting a breakfast.
>Maybe you should make something easy.
>Like Cereal or oatmeal.
>You enter the kitchen ready to cook.
>Only to see Flurry baking some breakfast.
>Along with lunch....
>And dinner.
"Flurry... what are doing."
>"Cooking."
"I know, it's just... why?"
>"I always cook when I'm frustrated."
"OK..... So what are you frustrated abo-"
>"Don't want to talk about it."
"O-OK...... Is this for everyone or just yourself?"
>"Everyone's allowed to eat it! Just go ahead and dig in when it's ready!"
>Something must have really made her grouchy.
>You've never seen anyone else this grouchy since Starburst when Rarity tried to teach how to walk like a proper lady.
>Either way at least you don't have to cook now.
>But you're going to have a lot of dishes thanks to her now.
>Note to self have Flurry help with the dishes.
>It was time now, and Flurry made a lot of food for everyone to eat.
>A LOT of food..
>It was like a breakfast buffet in the castle.
>Omelets.
>Waffles.
>Pancakes.
>Fruit Salad.
>Hay Bacon Strips.
>Grits.
>Oat Meal.
>There were a lot of foods to chose from.
>Whatever had Flurry frustrated helped her make a lot of food for everyone.
>Will you even have enough room for lunch and dinner?
>Will there even be a lunch and dinner today?
>Either way might as well enjoy the breakfast.
 
>Be Flurry.
>After a very hearty breakfast.
>You wanted to just stay in your room all day.
>So you start heading towards there.
>"Excuse me Flurry."
>And Twilight wants you.
>"Flurry, I have to say this. You made an excellent breakfast!"
"Thank you Aunt Twilight."
>"You're Welcome. Anyways... I've been meaning to ask... how many spells do you even know?"
"How many..... about 6 or 7. And that's excluding my teleportation and telepathy. But they're all just simple spells."
>"Simple? Flurry a ghost spell isn't a simple spell. If anything it's very advanced. I want to know what else you can do."
"What else I can do?"
>"Yes. Maybe if you can show me how well you know these spells it can help you learn your book jumping spells easier."
>Now that sounded tempting.
>Maybe this could actually help you learn this better.
>Plus this could possibly get you in Twilight's good side.
>She was always impressed with spells and such.
>This might actually work.
"Alright.... but I need a test subject for this spell."
>"A test subject."
"You probably know who I want."
...
...
...
>"Fine! But you have to do dishes for the next five days."
"Deal."
>Your Aunt then leaves to go get Nighty.
>This is basically your way of punishing him for what he did last night.
>You wait in the living room for your glorious new test subject.
>Twilight then comes back to you bringing Nighty in.
>"Alright Flurry," your aunt said, "he's here show us your spells."
>"Mom!", her sons scream, "Please don't make me do this!"
>"It's only once.", his mother replied, "and she'll be doing the dishes for almost a week, unless you want to do them."
>"Why would I have to do them?!", Nighty asked.
>"I seem to remember you telling a certain little apple to pleasure herself for your amusement.", his mother reminded him.
>Nighty then let out a huge sigh as he accepted his fate.
>This is going to be fun!
>"Alright Flurry you got your test subject, now show me your six spells."
"5 to 6 other spells you mean."
>"Yes right. Well whenever you're ready."
>You then began concentrating on your first spell.
>It was the simplest one out of the bunch.
>You then made your horn glow as you began to cast your spell.
>Aiming straight at Nighty.
>He embraced himself for the impact of the spell.
>You then finally cast it onto him.
>Nighty was afraid that he was going to be obliterated.
>But nope.
>He got...
>The stache!
>A new, fairly trimmed, pink mustache appeared appeared on his snout.
>Nighty thought it was very nice.
>Twilight was unimpressed.
>Flurry, that's an easy spell in comparison of the last spell you did."
"I thought about doing the basic stuff first."
>"Fair point.... Well we got about four more spells to go."
"4 or 5."
>"Right right...."
>You then concentrate on the next spell.
>Nighty pulled off his magic mustache and embraced for the next spell.
>He now knew this one wasn't going to hurt at all.
>You then fire it at him.
>A bright flash came from this one.
>After the smoke cleared it was revealed what happened to Nighty.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>After the magic flash faded away you looked at yourself.
>Nothing seemed to have happened.
>It seems like all Flurry did was just a magic flash.
>Well it seems like you are just fine.
...
...
...
>Why does your waist feel lighter?
 
>Be Flurry.
"And that was only the second spell I learned."
>Twilight stared at her son in awe.
>"Nighty....", she said in awe.
>"What's wrong mom?", her "son" asked.
>"You..... you..... You're such an adorable filly!!"
>"WHAT?!", "he" then said.
>Nighty then checked "himself" and found that "he" was definitely now a "she".
>"Flurry!! Change me back now!!", Nighty demanded with her new feminine voice!
"Alright crybaby just stand still."
>You then used your magic to turn Nighty back to normal.
>He then checks himself again.
>"Yes! I'm back to normal!!", he cheered.
"So how was that Aunt Twilight?"
>"That's... really good.", she judged, "I had to fake a spell like that once. But seeing it actually work like that is amazing! Where did you learn this?"
".... I was bored and saw it in a library."
...
...
...
>"You jacked yourself off as a stallion didn't you?"
"Guilty."
>"What the hell is wrong with you Flurry?"
"Should I continue?"
>"Yes... please."
>You then prepare the next spell.
>Instead of aiming at Nighty though, you start aiming yourself.
>You then mutter something to yourself.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu"
>You then set off a puff of smoke.
>You hear your aunt and baby cousin cough from the smoke.
>But then they stare at awe from what you did.
>Because you created a shadow clone of yourself.
>Your aunt then comes close to you.
>"Umm.... Flurry... Which are one are you?"
>She then tapped the shadow clone.
>Causing it to disappear.
>Your aunt jumped back a bit.
>She seemed a bit scared of it.
"So what do you think of the spell I created?"
>"Cr-Created?!"
"Well technically it was actually based off one of my favorite anime of all time, 'Maruto'. Although it's kinda off. It's actually suppose to take a hit. Not to mention have somewhat of it's own consciousness."
>"I see.... So what's the point of the spell?"
"What?"
>"Is there a point to this spell? Does it help the user in any way?"
"Does the mustache spell have a point to it."
...
...
...
>"Touche."
"Anyways... this was mostly why I said, I know only 6 or 7."
>"I see.... I guess that makes sense."
"Anyways... this one is going towards Nighty."
>You then immediately hit an unprepared with your magic.
>This one is your favorite.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You took that hit hard.
>Really seemed to have hurt.
>But like somepony removing a bandaid that's stuck on you.
>So you rub your stomach to remove the pain.
...
...
...
>You notice that you don't have hooves.
>Your hooves are replaced with some sort of appendages.
>Ones with tiny other appendages attached.
>What happened!?
>Your mother then stares in awe.
>"Flurry!!", your mother yells, "How did you use a species change spell to turn my son into a human?!"
>"Human...?", your cousin says tilting her head, "I always called them Bishies."
>"Wait? This is a Bishi?", your mother asked.
>"That's what I called them.", your cousin responded.
"umm.... mom.... I feel cold."
>Your mother then turns her attention back to you.
>"Oh... Sorry Nighty.", she says as she nuzzled you to keep you warm, "It's mostly because your naked in the moment."
"But weren't we always naked?"
>"This is different Nighty.", your mother responded.
"How long will this last?"
>"Good question. Flurry how long will this last?", your mother asked
>"About eight minutes.", Flurry answered, "Much like my next spell. Which is my last.spell."
"Eight minutes?!"
>"Don't worry, eight minutes will not kill you.", your mom says.
>She couldn't help but look at you.
>"So.....", your mother starts, "This is what a naked human male looks like.... interesting."
"M-mom!!"
>"Sorry! Sorry!", your mother responded, "I just thought wanted to see a few things... that's all."
"Wow Mom...You're just a big pervert as Flurry is."
>"Shut up or your grounded!", your mother responded.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You then remember that Flurry said that the next spell is her last spell...
>That doesn't make sense.
>"Ghost Spell"
>"Mustache Spell"
>"Gender Change Spell"
>"Species Change"
>And a work in progress "Cloning Spell."
>That's only five spells!!
>Unless she's combining two spells together.
>Hopefully she'll explain this.
>"And now for my final spell.", she proclaimed.
>"Please tell me you're not going to aim me again."
>"Nope.", she assured your naked son, "This will be my favorite spell I'm going to show you."
>She then causes another bright flash.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtsBHj3nX8Y
 
>When the brightness calms down you then see your niece looking different.
>She was also turned into a human.
>But not the same type was as Nighty.
>She looked pale white.
>And less like the other humans you saw in the other dimension.
>And dare you say it.
>Looked very beautiful.
>"So what do you think?", your niece asks you, now with a different voice.
"Flurry... How is this different from the species change spell?"
>"Because Aunt Twilight it's a transformation spell. Learned it from a changeling that Mrs Matilda knew around our 7'th visit."
"Wait?! Changeling?! You learned a changeling transformation spell?!"
>"MMMmmmmmm more or less. It takes really strong magic in order to actually use it properly but-"
"You used a CHANGELING transformation spell."
>"Aunt Twilight... are you racist against changelings?"
"No! No! It's not like I had a huge grudge against them for making me look like a bad guy in front of not only my brother and friends, but also Princess Mother Fucking Celestia as well. I don't have a grudge against them for stealing your mom and kept the both of us in dungeon. And it certainly doesn't have anything to do with the fact that they tried to kill us!!"
>"Aunt Twilight... you're racist!"
"You're a traitor!"
>"Excuse me?! I don't see what is wrong with me hanging out with a changeling!"
"Oh I see plenty of wrong with it!"
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You see the sparks flying from both sides as you see Flurry and your mom arguing.
>Mostly being every argument that usually comes from racism.
>This is getting boring.
>You decide to go to your room now that you're done.
>You then try to go to your room.
>All you're doing though.... is stumbling.
>You try a few more times... but still stumble.
>You might as well continue sit and watch the argument.
>You then keep your view of Flurry.
>But you then notice something.
>As she's bending down to see Twilight eye to eye.
>You see a good view of Flurry's panties.
>It's... kind of a nice view...
>She looks like she has a nice flank in that form...
>But then you realize.... that's your cousin.
>Crap!
>Why are you interested in your cousin right now?!
>Wait!
>It must be because she's in a different form.
>That must be the reason.
>Well at least she'll be out of it soon.
>But.....
>You can't help but notice you're starting to get an erection.
>You try your best to hide it.
>It can't be stopped!
>How the hell do you stop this?!
>You hope your transformation will revert soon!
>It's getting out of hand!
>You try to use your "hands" to cover it!
>Hopefully no one will notice.
>"Nightlight... is that you?"
"Oh hi Api!"
...
...
...
"API!!!"
>You notice the small apple farmer with a Trottingham accent is now next to you.
>With a pile of dropped apples underneath you.
>"N-Nighty..... what the bloody hell are you?"
"Umm......"
>"And why are you hiding your pecker?"
"Ummmmm....."
>"Why not let it hang loose?"
"Uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm............."
>"Come on! Stop hiding your tiny pecker!"
"Api no!!!!"
>You try running away for a bit.
>Stumbling here and there, but at least your not falling.
>Either way you have to run away from Api.
>And where's the most logical place to run and hide.
>Outside of course!
...
...
...
>What?
>You weren't thinking straight that's all.
>So you thought it was a good idea at the time.
>So now it's you!
>Running around the town.
>Trying to get away from this crazy bitch.
>Still as a human.
>You feel like the spell should have worn out by now.
>But it hasn't!
>What the hell is going on?!
>Either way you both continue to chase/be chased around Ponyville.
>With the occasional onlooker coming in once in a while.
>Pinkie Pie seeming to be the regular among them.
>It seems like ponies are watching this as if this was a huge skit being played at a theater stage.
>But you know that any of them could have helped you at any given time.
>Especially Pinkie.
>Why don't they choose to help?!
>Either way you have to get away from this bitch!
>You then head back to the castle.
>Where it seems that Flurry (now back to normal) and Twilight have finally come to an agreement.
>The arguments have finally stopped.
>You then finally call for their help.
"Flurry! Mom! Help!!"
>They then draw their attention back to you.
>"Nighy?", your mom calls to you in confusion."
>"You're still a human?", Flurry said, "That should have worn out by now."
"That's what I thought too! But it's not! And Api is curious on seeing my tiny dick!"
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...
...
>"Nighty....", your mother says, "There's no need to be ashamed for you penis being small.", your mother tried to comfort you, "In fact Flash's is kinda-"
>"I don't think that's the issue Aunt Twilight.", Flurry replied.
>You then hear loud knocking coming from the door.
>"Come on Tiny Dick! Open up the door now!", the outsider called out.
>"D-did Api just refer to you as 'Tiny Dick?", your mother asked.
"Flurry! Please change me back!!"
>"It doesn't work like that!", Flurry explained, "It's suppose to be set on a timer that makes it last for eight minutes... I think."
"You think?!"
>You then hear the loud knocking then start becoming loud bangs.
>"I'm coming in on the count of 3 Nighty!"
>You're starting to worry!
>You don't want to be embarrassed like this.
"Can't you two think of something?!"
>Your mother ponders for a bit.
>"I have an idea.", your mother says.
"R-really!?"
>"Yes. Flurry I'm going to need you use this spell again... on all of us this time."
"Wait what?!
>Flurry seemed too excited when she heard your mom say that.
>"Yes ma'me!", she replied.
"Wait how does this solve anythi-"
>Before you question your mother's logic, a bright flash then came from the room.
>You all were then covered by a thick cloud of smoke for a bit from the spell.
>As soon as the smoke cleared up you then finally heard Api Apple barge in.
>"Alright Tiny Dick show me... that... cock.. of yours."
>She was surprised to see what was in front of her.
>You were kinda shocked as well.
>Your mother and cousin were now both human.
>Naked humans.
>Your mom looked almost as much as she did as a pony, except she wasn't.
>It looked as if she was already experienced with standing on two leg.
>Not to mention her form.
>She looked skinnier than her pony self.
>Her breast, which were not attach to crotch but now to her chest, looked to be a small size.
>Either way she still looked beautiful.
>Then there was your cousin.
>She was also beautiful as well.
>Again she did look a bit like herself, except she wasn't.
>She looked almost like Twilight.
>Female humans must look the same or something.
>But then you take a notice to Flurry's chest.
>They were much bigger than your mother's.
>More bouncy as well.
>"Wow...", Flurry said as she fondled her own breast, "They're even bigger than last time. Wanna feel Nighty?"
"I'm Good! I'm good!"
>You said this for two reasons.
>One, that's your cousin.
>Two, you wanted to keep you erected member hidden away from the three due to the account that they are all girls.
>Api continued to stare at the huge group of naked humans.
>"OK Nighty," Api began, "What the bloody hell is going on?"
>It was up to your mother to explain this.
>"You see Api, I was doing an experiment with my children.", she began, "I am trying to see how they can adapt to a new body that isn't in they're comfort zone. And you see kids, and they were trying to find a way to overcome they're problems with movement. And looks like you helped out Nighty with that."
"She did?"
>Well she's not wrong.
>Api did chase you around Ponyville as a human.
>So maybe in a sick twisted way she did indeed help.
"I guess she did."
>"So that concludes our lesson of movement with you Nighty. I think it's best if you go to your room now.", your mother insisted.
>This was your cue.
>You now could leave the room.
>Finally being alone to yourself.
>But then....
>"Oh come on! I want to see his what a human penis looks like.", the apple farmer.
>"Api Apple.", your mother began to scold, "Why are you so insisted in seeing his penis right now."
>The bitch replied with two good answers to give to your mother right now.
>"One, for science, and two, he still owes me."
>Out of all the answers she had to give it was those two.
>For one thing, saying it's "for science" is an instant win for your mother to agree with what you want.... which is why you wonder why you never thought about this excuse for now.
>Second thing, your mother is not going to let you go with that IOU.
>Even if Api injured you dick, she still has you in trouble for asking her to pleasure herself for your amusement.
>You trust your mom though.
>Surely she'll say no to this.
>"Alright Api, you have a fair argument."
"Really mom?!"
>"Well she has a point.", your mom responded, "Besides it's just a quick peek and that's it."
>"Only a quick peek?!", Api whined?
>"Again it's only fair.", Twilight responded, "You already had revenge on him earlier."
>"But- Ugh!! Fine!"
"But mom! I don't want to."
>"It's only a quick peek.", your mother replied.
>You sigh in annoyance.
>Api waits for you to remove your hands for her to catch a glimpse of your human member,
>You know for a fact that it's going to be ridiculed by her.
>Anyways You do what you're told to.
>You remove your hands from covering your member.
>Revealing to everyone in the room your tiny pecker.
>You get yourself ready to cringe towards Api's insults.
>You see her mouth ready to say something.
>Probably going to sing about your tiny dick.
>"Dear Celestia....", Api says in awe, "It's perfect!"
>Wait....
>What?!
>"OK that's enough Nighty.", your mother interrupts as she blocks Api's view now.
"C-can I go to my room now?"
>"You may.", your mother says.
"Thank you."
>You then head back to your room.
>And as soon as you enter your room.
>The spell finally wears off.
>You're finally a colt again.
...
...
...
>You go to your bed.
>You grab a pillow.
>You put your face in it.
>You then say your calming words for situations like this.
"MOTHER FUCKING API!!!!!"
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>After getting Api Apple out, you and Flurry then go to sit down for a bit in the kitchen.
"You know Flurry, it's been so long since I've been a human, and I gotta say, it feels somewhat nice to be one again. Kinda brings backs nostalgic memories."
>"Are any of them sexy?"
...
...
...
"Not unless you consider High School sexy."
>"That's where most of the good stuff starts."
>You then sigh out of annoyance.
>Oh well.
>At least you get to tell the story on how you met Flash.
 
>Be Starburst.
>"And this Starburst is the practice range. It's where most of the soldiers train to throw spears and such."
>Your father was going on and on about the training grounds, you were allowed to use from time to time.
>Personally you would rather go to Sweet Apple Acres to train.
>But the mission was important.
>Your mission was to protect Flurry Heart from the supposed assassin that could have followed her.
>Although with how long it's taken your father, she could have been assassinated three times by now.
>Well could be worse.
>You could be in heat while protecting Flurry.
>But what are the chances of that happening?
>Anyways your father finishes.
>"So how do you like the training grounds here?"
"They seem OK.... We should probably get back to Flurry though. I mean it is our job to protect her."
>"I'm pretty sure she is fine with Twilight, but just to be safe we should probably check on her."
>You both then head to the castle.
>Only to see magic residue.
>And no Flurry, Nighty, or Twilight.
>Your dad was kinda worried.
>"Twilight! Flurry! Where are you?!"
>"In the kitchen dear.", your wife called out.
>Must be eating or something.
>The two of you then enter the kitchen.
>Only to see something completely different.
>The things you see seem like the characters from Flurry's Manega.
>It's so surreal.
"M-mom? Flurry?"
>Your mom then laughs nervously.
>"H-hi Star."
"Hi Mom."
>You're kinda not phased by it.
>Flurry usually does this shit for fun.
>But to see your mom a part of this as well seems kinda off.
>Usually Flurry has clothes ready and on when she's like this.
"Mom... why are you doing here... being a human... naked?"
>"Well...", your mother began.
>One short explanation later.
>"So now we're now waiting for the spell to wear off.", your mother finished.
>So how much longer.
>"About..... now.", Flurry guessed.
>A puff of smoke then comes around them.
>Your mother and cousin are now back to normal.
>"And now we're normal.", Flurry said.
"Glad to see you two are back to normal."
>"Thanks Star!", Flurry said, "Like I said, glad to so see you."
>She then hugs you.
>"Hey Starburst, want to hang around Ponyville today?"
"Sure... anywhere you want to go to specifically?"
>"I don't know... how about you lead me around."
"Alright."
>"Well aunt Twilight, Uncle Flash, I'm going to go hang out with Star.
>And so you two left.
 
>Be Flash.
>After Flurry and Starburst left, you and your wife were left alone.
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...
...
"So... is it wrong for me to think you were hot as a human?"
>"Not really."
 
>Be Starburst.
>The two of you start going to Ponyville.
>You're both are just hanging out.
>You then stop at Sugar Cube Corner.
>Just talking.
>Talking about the usual stuff.
>Magic, Royal Guard Training, and most important (at least to Flurry) Big Hunky Stallions.
>"So you mentioned, you showered with the stallions."
"Eeyup. And I already mention, dick sizes are classified."
>"I know that... but... have you ever had hot shower sex in there?"
".... No."
>"Did you at least witness hot shower sex in there?"
"They're all stallions Flurry."
>"That doesn't mean they can't have sex with each other."
"Trust me, none of them are gay."
>"Wait, how can you tell?"
"Let's just say they all like to stare at my flank."
>"Oh...."
...
...
...
>"So.... have you ever been in heat in there?"
"Why are you obsessed with my sex life?"
>"Sorry, just curious. I mean you're basically the only mare within a huge sausage fest of carrot soup."
"Yeah, because the stallions there are so attractive."
>"That was sarcasm right?"
"Yes."
>"Oh...."
"So yeah, I don't want to fuck any of the men that are there if that's what your insinuating."
>"Oh come on! There has to be someone there that your attracted to?"
"Nope."
>"So if you were to be in heat you wouldn't want to any of the fellow guards to help you cool down?"
"Yes."
>"So how are you going to deal with it when it comes?"
"How are you going to deal with it when you get it?"
...
...
...
>"Hey do you want a sundae! I'm willing to buy you one."
>You then got your vanilla sundae from Sugar Cube Corner thanks to Flurry.
>Seems like she wants to avoid to answer.
"So are you going to answer?"
...
...
...
>"Hey Pinkie! Can we have some hot sauce here!?"
"Is it Nighty?"
>".... Maybe."
"Maybe?"
>"He's one of my candidates."
"One of?"
>"There's also that Dragon/Pony Hybrid.... and that's about it so far."
"So... is this the reason you went to kiss Nighty as Pixel?"
>"I already said I never expected that."
"You also admitted to liking it."
>"I implied it thank you very much."
"Flurry... that's basically the same thing."
>"OK! Fine! Celestia!"
"You should really stop using your great aunt's name in vain."
>"Fine... So I gave you my list, so give me yours."
"Excuse me?"
>"You know, that cool you down when you get in heat."
"... If anything I'll just lock myself in my room."
>"Don't you have room mates."
"Ones that don't even have the balls to come near me."
>"So you don't even have a candidate to give your virginity to?"
"Yes."
>"No pony?"
"Eeyup."
>"Not even your brother?"
"What the fu-"
>"Oh look the Hot Fudge Sauce is here!"
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>After saying your calming words you decided to take a nap.
>After an hour nap, you finally wake up.
>You then become bored.
>And you would rather go outside.
>You're too embarrassed.
>So you decide to read a comic book.
>This one seems to about space adventures.
>Seems interesting.
>There's a cute girl.
>Robot assistant.
>A giant space monster.
>Seems like a nice concept.
>You then start reading it.
>And become bored.
>It seems you need a new way of reading.
...
...
...
>Maybe your mom can teach you the book jumping spell as well.
>But for right now you need something to do.
>Maybe you can go to the Ponyville theater to find something good.
>But you're not going out through the front door.
>Instead you try teleporting yourself out of home.
>You perform the spell...
>Only to end up at the roof of your home.
>Well this is a predicament!
>You need to get off now.
>You need to target a clear safe area below.
>You scout around the area.
>You then notice something.
>You spot Api Apple.
>You notice that she's carrying a bag full of bits.
>Lots and lots of bits.
>What does she plan to do with that amount of bits?
>You decide to follow.
...
...
...
>But first....
>You need to get down safely.
>You then get back to the ground.safely thanks to your second attempt of a teleport spell.
>You then spot Api Apple again.
>You decide to use stealth to follow your target.
>You follow her throughout most of Ponyville.
>You end up following her up to the Ponyville Art Studio.
>Seems like she must like art or something.
>But what's with the money?
>So what happens now?
>You then follow her inside.
>Inside, you see the many artists working on many on what you can suppose is what they consider to be "Masterpieces".
>Seems to be mostly just painting, drawing, and carving.
>You never thought Api would ever come to a place like this.
>Speaking of which.
>You finally find her.
>She seems to be talking to this green pony.
>After a closer look, you recognize her to be Lyra Heartstrings.
>Again it only raises more questions.
>You then see Api giving her the bits she had in her bag.
>So from you gathered it seems that Api has commissioned Lyra to draw something.
>You try to listen in.
>But you can't hear anything.
>You try leaning in to hear better.
>Still nothing.
>You lean further...
>You end up falling right cheek first.
>Causing some noise.
>Making Api notice you.
>"N-Nighty?!", Api gasps.
>You rub your cheek to try and get rid of the pain.
>You then confront Api.
>You try make yourself sound as smooth and casual as possible.
"H-hey Nighty... uh... what'cha doing?"
>Yeah you were nervous.
>You what Api did last time.
>"N-nothing.... What about you?", Api... uncharacteristically says nervously.
>There was an awkward silent tension between you two.
>Both of you are both too nervous to say anything.
>You both just try to gain eye contact with each other but keep looking away.
>But then the green artist then asks her patron.
>"So.... how big did you want me to draw your human dick?"
...
...
...
>What the hell?!
"So.... I'm guessing this is where you get your commissions?
>"Eeyup.", Api says in a defeated tone.
"So... how much did you pay her?"
>"A hundred bits.... So what are you doing here?"
"..... I was bored and you looked suspicious."
>"Suspicious?!", Api ask defensively, "Why would I be suspicious?!"
"Well I did hear the word "human dick" asked in that sentence."
...
...
...
>"Well... I wanted to spice things up a bit.", Api replied.
"OK......"
>"And you gotta admit that they do look a bit sexy."
>You can't really argue with her.
>You did find your mother and cousin beautiful as humans.
>But the only human dick she's really seen was...
>"So I'm guessing you're going to leave now right?", Api asked with a hint of her rushing you.
"I... I guess."
>"OK... see you later bye!!"
>She then pushes you out of the Art Studio.
>Wow....
>Rude.
 
>Be Api Apple.
>You finally got Nighty out.
>Good!
>It's best for him to leave.
>"So.... what size was it again?", the artist asked you again.
".... It's... small... but normal size when erected."
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>Well that felt awkward and pointless.
>So now what?
>Well you're inside Ponyville.
>Maybe you can go on a adventure here in town just doing mundane things.
>You could go to the Quill and Sofa shop and see if they're still keeping up with their quill quota.
>Nah sounds boring.
>You can go to Sweet Apple Acres and enjoy the fruits that the Apples planted.
>No... Applebloom might still be angry with you.
>How about the book store?
>Wait your probably banned to go there for a while.
>That and you don't want Discord to try and sell you porn again.
>There has to be something to do here?!
...
...
...
>You then realize there is one place you can possibly visit.
>Fluttershy's Cabin.
>You found that place to always carry some unique animal once in a while.
>Maybe today you'll see something new and-
>Who are you kidding, the animals hate you there!
>Or at the very least that stupid rabbit.
>He always wants to either try to bite or mame you.
>It's like he's wanting to kill you.
>If anything the only thing that can kill it must be a Holy Hand Grenade.
>It was from all these references you then finally remember why you came outside in the first place.
>You were going to go watch a movie in the theater.
>How did you forget that?
>Anyways you head out to the theater.
>If you're lucky maybe they're showing some sort of science fiction movie today.
>Those were always your favorite.
 
>Be Twilight.
>After hanging out with your husband for a bit you then notice that Nighty was a bit more quiet than usual.
>Maybe he's angry at you for having him show Api his human genitalia.
>Maybe you did go fa bit far with that.
>You decide to go up to your son's room.
>Maybe treat him to a bit of Ice Cream at Sugar Cube Corner.
>Maybe you can just bond with your son.
>Just for a bit.
>You then enter his room.
>To see nopony there.
>Where's your son?!
>Why is he missing?!
>Why can't you find him?!
>He's missing!
>He ran away!!
>Did you push your son to run away!?
>Oh Celestia, you pushed your son to run away!!
>This is your fault!!
>You have to find him!
>You run back to your husband to search for him.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You finally reach the theater.
>You look around the movie posters.
>Seeing if anything good is on.
>You judge the many posters to see what really pleases you at the moment.
>You're so concentrated with these posters that you didn't see the pony heading towards you.
>"Ow."
"Ow."
>You rub your face to try to get rid of the pain.
>Second time you got your face hurt.
>You then see who you accidentally bumped into.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.... to...."
>You then see the love of your life.
>"No, I'm sorry. I should have looked at where I was going."
>Oh boy...
>This is amazing.
>You get to meet Pixel Bit today.
>This feels like a reward for the shit you gone through today.
>This is great!
>Maybe you can actually get a date with her today.
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-Pixel."
>"Hi Nighty. What are you up to?"
"Movie.... Watching a movie."
>"OK.... Which one?"
"THIS ONE!!"
>You said as you slam your hoof on the poster."
>Pixel then stared at the poster you put your hoof on.
>".....'Fifty Shades of Hay'?"
"FIFTY SHADES OF HAY!!"
...
...
...
>"You're going to watch a movie about BDSM?"
...
...
...
"Want to watch it with me?"
 
>Be Starburst.
>After a nice sundae, you and Flurry then head out.
>"Where to next Sunburst?"
"I don't know.... maybe the theater?"
>"Ooh! Can we watch 'Fifty Shades of H-?!"
"No."
>"Ahhh....."
"I feel like watching something more entertaining."
>"What's more entertaining than watching two ponies doing it?"
"How about a movie that's actually good."
>".... Fine."
>You both head to the theater.
>You then notice something in the distance.
>You see Nighty and Pixel.
>Huh.
>Been a while since you seen Pixel.
>And it's really been a while since you seen Nighty trying to hit on Pixel.
>"Oh look Starburst! It's Nighty! Let's go say h-"
"Wait."
>"What?"
"Let's watch."
>"Why?"
"It's just as entertaining."
>Which technically it was.
>Nighty did flirt a lot, but he could never find the nerve to actually flirt with Pixel.
>To you this was always cinematic gold for you to actually see him attempt to woo her.
>You saw the many stages.
>Stuttering.
>Showing that he was not prepared for the moment, this was all improvised.
>Blindly picking a movie.
>An R rated film to be exact.
>Seeing his reaction to picking said R rated film.
>See him offer a date with her with said R rated movie.
>And now we watch as Pixel just walks away from Nig-
 
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>SMACK!!
>You were slapped across the face by the filly next door.
>This has never happened to you.
>Sure she would laugh at you at your pitiful attempts to woo her.
>But to slap you.were never slapped.
>"I thought you were better than that Night Light Jr!"
"W-what?"
>"I thought you were only playing the part of the pervert because we were playing Truth or Dare! But this?! You're disgusting Nighty!!"
"W-wait! J-just hear me out!"
>"Good day Nighty!"
>Pixel then leaves you.
>Turning her back on you.
 
>Be Starburst.
>You and Flurry are staring in awe as you see your hurt little brother.
>That was harsh.
>Even from the distance, you both could see him being heartbroken.
>You both decide to go near you little brother to try and help.
>Flurry was faster when it came to aiding your little brother.
>She then tackled your baby brother.
...
...
...
>Odd way of showing affection.
>"Nighty!", she said in concern, "I saw the whole thing.
>She then gave a small hug to Nighty.
>"Is there anything I can do for you."
>Nighty was just silent.
>He looked broken.
>More broken than what the new recruits would look like back at the camp.
>He didn't look like he was ready to talk.
>Nothing you could do to really help him.
>Well there is one thing.
"Hey Bookworm."
>He then looked at you.
"Do you want to go get some ice cream?"
...
...
...
>"Thanks Shorty... but I don't want to."
>Damn...
>He usually never refuses ice cream like that.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You prepare to find your runaway son.
>Apologizing for everything that you did to cause him to run away from you,
>You got everything you need to help you find him.
>Flashlights
>Loudspeakers
>Mountain climbing gear.
>A ration of food and water that will last for about a month.
>Eeyup!
>Got everything.
>"Honey.... I don't think Nighty ran that far away from us.", your husband tries to tell you.
"How can you tell?! If anything he could be at Yakyakistan at this very moment!! I have to find my son no matter what!!"
>"I'm pretty sure that's a month long journey to get th-"
"Pinkie made it here and back within an hour! So it mustn't be that far."
>"An hour!? B-.... But how?!?!"
"It's Pinkie Pie don't question it!"
>You then put everything on your back.
>You strain trying to carry everything with you.
>"Honey.... do you help?"
"N-no! I'm f-f-fine!"
>You start your journey to save your son by head towards the door
>You strain yourself with every step you make to get there.
>You feel victorious when you get to the door.
>You then open the door.
>As soon as you open you see three figures standing in front of the door.
>It's your daughter, niece, and-
"Nighty!!"
>You were so surprised and happy to see your son that you accidentally let the luggage crush you.
>You find a way to crawl out of the fallen weight.
>Coming face to face to your son.
"Nighty!!"
>You then notice your son is looking depressed.
>You then hug your son immediately!
"Nighty I'm so sorry!!"
>"W-what?", your son said in a confused tone.
"I'm sorry for what I did to make you run away. I should have thought it through more."
>"M-mom... I just want to go to my room.", your son says deadpanned.
"W-what?! But you just got home!"
>"I... Just want to go to sleep again.", your son said.
>He then left to his room.
>Giving the room an awkward silence
"What have I done!? I made my son so embarrassed that he became so depressed! Why did I allow Api to look at his penis?! I'm a bad mom!"
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You enter your room.
>You go to your bed.
>You plump yourself down there.
>Time to cry yourself to sleep.
 
>Be Flurry.
>After explaining what happened to Nighty at the theater (Which Aunt Twilight was relieved to find out where he was), Aunt Twilight was heart broken to hear he lost his first crush.
>"I can't believe it.", Twilight said in astonishment.
"Yeah she just slapped him."
>"Just imagine how much pain he's in. A rejection like that could really hurt him."
"I know! He could probably think that he could never have a fillyfriend with a rejection like that."
>"There has to be a way to help him."
"Well Starburst already tried to help him out with Ice Cream already. If anything we need to leave him alone for a while."
>"Leave him alone?!", Twilight opposed.
"I just think we should leave him alone in grief for a while. He's had a rough break up (or reality check, whichever you want to call it). I think it's best if we let him cry for a little bit and let him come to terms with it."
>"No! He needs all the support he needs!", Twilight said.
"And how many breakups did you deal with Aunt Twilight."
>"....... None.", she replied, "But how many breakups did you deal with?"
"..... N-none... but my mom is basically the master of love and taught me a lot."
>"Just because your mother is the Princess of Love doesn't mean you know everything about love."
>"OK! Both of you shut up!", Starburst said.
...
...
...
>Both of you kept silent for a bit.
>"I think we should just do as Flurry said and just let Nighty deal with it the way he wants to."
>"B-but-", your aunt tried to say.
>"Just... let him be on his own for a bit.", your cousin finished.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You're having trouble sleeping.
>Crying yourself to sleep is harder than it is seen on tv.
>Either way you feel depressed.
>You want to die.
>OK... maybe that's an overreaction....
>Who the hell were you kidding?
>You just have the huge urge to die right now.
>You just don't want to get out of bed.
>You just want to sulk in your own tears.
>Maybe if your lucky maybe you can drown yourself in your tears.
>Maybe you can find something to read.
>Some of Spike's old comics he gave you might give you a small smile.
>You look through the collection.
...
...
...
>You look at the sci fi comics.
>Maybe that will cheer you up.
 
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You're in bed with your husband.
>You try to sleep but you're very worried about your son.
...
...
...
"Flash?"
>Your husband responds groggily..
>"Yes dear?"
"Ha-... Have you ever been rejected before?"
>Your husband then just turns in bed.
>"Honey it's kinda late for this. You need to get some sleep."
"But Flash I can't sleep knowing that my son is depressed and is probably on the verge of killing himself!"
>"Our son is not going to kill himself Twilight. He's smarter than that."
"I just need to think of something to cheer him up!"
>"What you need to do is just let him deal with his own problems Twilight."
"You're right... You're right...."
>You continue to listen to you husbabd snore for a bit.
...
...
...
>You then raise yourself out of bed.
"FLASH! I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA ON HOW TO HELP NIGHTY!!"
>"SuRe YoU DiD HoNeY.....", your husband says tiredly.
 
>Be Flurry.
You're just asleep in bed.
>When suddenly you hear your door creek open.
>You become awake.
>Unsure who entered your room.
>Oh Celestia what if it's some sort of pervert.
>What he tries to take you ad steal you away and does unspeakable things to you?
>You then hear it drawing closer.
>Closer.
>Closer.
>And closer.
>You then finally screamed for help!
>Starburst then woke up and pulled out her spear.
>"Get the Fuck out or I'll stab!!", she threatened.
>"Woah!! Woah!! Star! Relax!", you heard a soothing voice say.
>You light up your horn only to see your mom.
>"Mom?", your cousin asks in confusion, "What are you doing?!"
>"OK! I know this looks weird but I think I figured out a way to fix this.", your aunt explained.
"Fix things?"
>"OK, so here are a few things we need to do tomorrow.", your aunt began.
>She then went on and on about this idea she wanted you two to do.
>Apparently you're supposed to take Nighty somewhere away from Ponyville.
>Just for a couple of hours.
>Why though.
>Don't know.
>Somewhat tired.
>All you got was take Nighty out.
>You both agree to take on this mission.
>Mostly because you want to go back to sleep.
>She then leaves the room acting all giddy and suck.
>You don't care as long as you get some sleep.
...
...
...
"OK how long did you have that spear near you Star?"
>"All night."
"All Night?! What are you doing sleeping with your spear?!"
>She was silent for a few seconds but then finally responded.
>"... A soldier must always be prepared for an attack."
...
...
...
"Do you masturbate yourself with that spear?"
>She let out a huge groan of annoyance.
>"Yes Flurry! In fact I use the sharp end to pleasure myself with!"
...
...
...
"Don't you think that's dangerous?"
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You've been preparing for your plan to help your son get out of his depression.
>The first step is find out what Nighty wants in his mate.
>And from what you observed from studied for all night.
>Tall, smart, and part time model.
>That gives you an idea of what to do.
>Next is you thinking up what to do with said thoughts.
>You then take these characteristics and plan to design what said filly looks like.
>This is what you've been staying up all night for.
>Trying to implement these elements to create a filly that would match these descriptions.
>Morning finally came around.
>You were not tired by the lack of sleep you went through.
>You used to go through nights like these all the time.
>Anyways your niece finally comes in through the door.
>"Hey Aunt Twilight. Nighty isn't eating his breakfast but it probably isn't a big de-"
"Flurry! Perfect timing!"
>Your niece gives you a concerned look.
>"Aunty Twilight are you OK?
"YES! I AM PERFECTLY FINE! NEVER BETTER!! Anyways for my favor."
>"You're scaring me..."
"Good! I need you to teach me something!"
>"Teach you something? But aren't you suppose to teach me that book jumping spell"
"It can wait! My son's life depends on this."
>"OK.... what spell could I possibly teach you that can help your son."
"I need the changeling transformation spell."
>"How's that going to help your son."
"It'll help boost his confidence a little for the world of dating."
>"And how is this going to boost up his confidence?"
"It's simple Flurry. I'm going to be his fillyfriend."
>Your niece then looks at you.
>As if you were some sort of lunatic.
>"Hey.... Aunt Twilight.... this might sound weird..... BUT ARE YOU HIGH?!?!"
"What?! Why are you asking such a ridiculous question?"
>"Did you not hear yourself?!"
"What?"
>"You want to be your son's fillyfriend!?!?"
"What.... Oh! Let me explain. You see my plan is that I'm going to pretend to be his fillyfriend for a while until he is ready to date again."
...
...
...
>"Again... ARE YOU HIGH?!?!"
"Flurry, I assure that I am not taking any hallucinogenic drugs. I came up with this incredible plan last night."
>"OK then... were you drunk?"
"I didn't cossume any alcohol."
>"Paranoid?"
"Myabe."
>Sleep deprived?"
"Definitely."
>"So clearly you need to think this through after a nice rest Aunt Twilight, then maybe we can go back to studying the book jumping spe-"
"You will not learn anymore of that spell until you teach me how to transform!!"
>""What!?!?! That's unfair!"
"Too bad! Life's not fair!"
>"But.... I..... Fine!!"
>Looks like you won this argument!
>Phase One is now complete!
>Now time for Phase Two!!
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You spent all night working on some random project.
>After studying a comic book you then tried to do something crazy.
>You're making your own robot!
>You came up with the designs last night.
>It was designed to be just to be an assistant.
>Although this equine shaped model looks like it could use a bit more work.
>All you got so far is an exoskeleton....
>Made completely out of wire coat hangers.
>Seems legit.
>Plus it was the only metal that you could really get your hoofs on.
>Now let's try to add some magic to try and animate it.
>You try to bring your makeshift robot to life.
>And so far....
>Nothing seems to work.
>Doesn't seem to be a successful project so far.
>Well this sucks.
>You have a failed exoskeleton.
>Well...
>It could make good art.
>It does look legit.
>Maybe you could just finish the deign and then send it to the art studio for the weekly critique.
>Who knows.
>Maybe you could get famous from this robot.
>All you have to do is sign up.
...
...
...
>But that would require going outside.
>And possibly bumping into Pixel Bit.
>You can't do that!
>You're already on her bad side.
>She already hares you.
>You would rather not deal with this.
>Just sulk it all off.
>Maybe you'll die from starvation.
>Fuck....
>This is all sucks.
>Just please find something that can cheer you up.
>Whether it was through happiness or the sweet release of death!
>It was then that a rock broke through your window and hit your head.
>Why does everything, except your mom, keep hitting you from behind?!
>Are you that vulnerable?
>Anyways you look at said rock that broke your window.
>There seems to be a note attached to it.
>Who sends in a note like that.
 
"Hey Night! Meet me in the old CMC clubhouse."
-Api
 
>Of course it's her.
>Who else would it be?
>Who else is stupid enough to do this kind of crap?
>Anyways you better ignore it.
>You would rather not go outside and be seen.
>Might a well start working more on that robot.
>Maybe you'll actually finish her (cliche'd, but oh well) off today.
>You then go out of your room to get more supplies.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You mumbling to yourself as you write down notes on how Flurry's spell works.
>Or at least how she did the changeling transformation spell.
>Even going as far as to add diagrams of how the spell should work.
"So you're saying this should work?"
>"Only for about 8 minutes."
"But I need to have this last for an hour, maybe a day."
>"A whole day? How do you plan on doing that?"
"Well you somehow made Night a human for about 20 minutes."
>"By pure accident and dumb luck."
"There has to be some way to fix to last longer."
>"Well maybe you'll figure it out later."
"You're right. I might as well try it out right now."
>"Alright..... Wait a minute! How come are you able to test this out without research an-"
"I'm the adult you're the kid."
>"Fine!"
>You then start getting the spell now.
>It seems to be working.
>You then give out a small bright flash.
>Causing Flurry to shield her eyes.
...
...
...
>Something happened.
>Flurry seems astonished.
>It seems to have worked.
>Maybe you should check the mirror.
>You look at the mirror.
>You look at yourself...
>You... look cute.
>You look so adorable!!
>This will work well for Nighty!!
>This will be the best plan ever!!
>"Aunt Twilight! As cute as you are, that's nothing like your original design... plus red and black? That's so cliche'd."
"Well sorry! It was my first attempt!"
>This will be interesting.
>You did a good job.
>After eight minutes though the spell wears off.
"OK. Now I need to figure out how to make this spell last longer."
>"How do you plan to do that?"
"Hmm.... What if I used dark magic instead of regular magic?"
>"Dark magic?"
"Yeah, dark magic should possibly work."
>".... What's dark magic?"
"Something Celestia taught me a long time ago."
>"Well it seems like an evil spell."
"It's not."
>"Sell it sounds like it."
"It helped me on two occasions."
>"How many times have you used it?"
"Twice."
>"And you think this will work.... why?"
"Because I think it will work."
>You then get ready.
>Time for test number two!
>You then try the spell again.
>This time with dark magic.
>Hopefully it will work.
>You try the same form again.
>It succeeds.
"So... how does this work?"
>"I don't know? We gotta see how long this effect will last time."
"Hopefully for an hour"
>"Also we're going to have to work on your voice."
"What?"
>"You need to get rid of that adult voice. It sounds like you just hit puberty."
"Well I am a 12 year old filly, so I should go though puberty."
>"No. You're suppose to sound cute."
"Well.. I guess you have a point."
>"Now, let's get your voice training started."
>You then begin voice training.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>Well you have nothing to help you finish the robot at the moment.
>Looks like you are going to have to go outside.
>But you need something to cover yourself up.
>The last disguised you used work last time.
>Maybe you'll get what you need fast.
>Just go to somewhere you know has a variation of scrap metal.
>Maybe the junkyard.
>Looks like you're going to your next adventure.
>The Junkyard!!
>Not really the best place for this kind of stuff but it's better than anything else.
>So now you're off!
>Time to start.
...
...
...
>You're now at the junkyard.
>Funny that no one noticed you.
>So now you entered the junkyard!
>Time to search for many types of metal and Plexiglas.
>And thanks to this being a junkyard you can easily find everything.
>So let's start.
>You search within the metal pile.
>You found some useful metal that wasn't rusted.
>Could help.
>Now you need a way of carrying it...
>Why didn't you carry like a sled or something?
>Anyways time to bring this metal over to home.
>Won't take long!
>"Hey is that Twilight's kid?!"
>"IT IS!!!"
>"MATE WITH ME TWILIGHT'S KID!!!"
>Seriously?!
>Now!?
>Well time to lose them in Sweet Apple Acres.
>Might help!
>You lose them at the famous apple orchard.
>The same one that you got lost in.
>Hopefully you know better.
...
...
...
>How?!
>How do you get lost again!?
>You're the son of Twilight!!
>You should know better!!
>Why are you lost in a stupid apple orchard!!
>So now what?!
>You just die from starvation or something!
>This is stupid!
>Oh well...
>Just lay down and die with your required metal.
>You then notice something in front of you.
>A buried hole.
>It seems to catch your interest.
>Maybe...
>There's something interesting in that hole.
>A deed to the Apple Farm maybe.
 
>Be Api Apple.
>You're busy bucking Apples.
>Trying to get more money for your allowance.
>You have to get your collection of commissions started again.
>Or at least your other commissions.
>Your parents may have taken the ones starring your friends.
>But...
>They never found the stash starring you.
>Yes...
>Nopony will ever find the stash starring you.
>Nopony!!!
>So it's break time.
>Maybe it's time to Jill off.
>You then head towards your hiding spot.
>You then notice something.
>You're horrified by the scene before you.
>Nighty is digging up the hole.
>And from the looks of it he just finished digging and picked up your shoe box.
>That is your personal stash!
>You immediately run towards the fucker!
>And tackle him to the ground.
>You can't let him see this!!
>So there you are.
>Pinning him him down.
>With you being on top.
...
...
...
>"A-Api?"
"Y-yeah..."
>"What are you doing?"
>It was then you realize that this is really awkward.
>You then get off your friend.
"A-ah was just trying to make sure you don't open the box."
>"Oh... Why though?"
"Because.... there's a dead mare's head in there."
>".... Bullshit. What's actually in there?"
"..... um.... OK.. if I tell you, you promise not to tell any pony about it."
>"It's porn isn't it?"
...
...
...
"So what if it is?"
>"Mind if I take a look?"
"What?! NO!! I don't want to look at it at all! This is the shit I have to hide from my parents."
>"That.... kinda makes me want to look at it more."
"And I thought you were clean from your addiction."
>"Well.... I have a problem OK!"
"You have problems?! Ha! Yeah right!!"
>"Well I am having a depressing breakdown."
"From what?!"
>"I got slapped by my fillyfriend,"
"Oh Boo Hoo!! You got slapped by your 'Fillyfriend'. The one that barely cared about you."
>"Hey fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
>"No Fuck you!"
>Nighty said as he threw your shoe box at you.
>As the box flew at your direction, the box starts to open in midair.
>Flying out of the open box come sleeve covered commissions.
>All of them now laying on the floor for everypony to see.
>All of them having images of you and Nighty.
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>You stare at the many picture that Api had commissioned of you two.
>You witness in awe as you see the many positions you and Api were in.
>Each one being lewder than the last.
>It's amazing how she know all these poses.
>And how much she was into it.
>And how many kinks she was into.
>And how somepony was able to draw this and not go to jail.
>You then stare at Api.
>She was now beet red.
>Her Blush was spreading all the way across her body.
>Well this is getting awkward.
...
...
...
"Um.... do you want to talk about this A-"
>Before you could finish your sentence you got punched in the face.
 
>Be Api Apple.
>You did it.
>You knocked your coltfriend out cold with one punch.
...
...
...
>Oh sweet Celestia you knocked your coltfriend out cold with one punch.
>OK... no sweat!
>Just drag the body to somepony that can help.
>And if there was one pony that can anypony can depend on, it was aunt Applejack!
>Well time to drag him to aunt Applejack to have her help you.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
"Hi I am Twilight Sparkle and I am 12 years old."
>"Try it in a higher pitch."
"I'm trying my best to."
>"I know but you have to make yourself more adorkable."
"I think you mean adorable."
>"No adorkable is a different term and trust me it fits you a lot."
"I see...."
>"Also, how long has it been?"
"An hour... And still going! So that means it works better with dark mag-"
>Before you finished your sentence you then transform to your original form.
"Huh.... it seems to last an hour... Note to self make an excuse to use the bathroom every hour during our date."
>"I still can't believe I'm helping you with this."
"Well you want to learn the book jumping spell right?"
>Your niece then sighs in annoyance.
>"Yes ma'am."
"Now, it seems I need voice exercises and a backstory."
>"Backstory?"
"Well I have to have an excuse to be here and such."
>"I guess you have a point."
"Alright, it seems we have to give myself a background... and a new name.
 
>Be Api Apple.
>You successfully brought Nighty to aunt Applejack for Applejack to take care of and patch up.
>Hopefully she won't ask anything.
>"Api Apple! How did Nighty get a bruise on his face?", your aunt interrogated.
"Uh..... He fell down some stairs."
>"That does not look like he fell down some stairs."
".... Ran into some branches?"
>"You know something about this don't you Api?"
>One harsh thing about having Applejack as your aunt.
>She knows when you're bullshitting.
>So now what do you continue lying or tell the truth?
>Either way you're going to get punished.
>"Well Api?", your aunt questions you.
"....... I punched him."
>"Api Apple! You know better than to punch someone!! Why did you do it?"
"He came in from behind and scared me."
>Your aunt give the look.
>The look that makes every liar cringe in fear.
>"So you're telling me the truth right now?"
"......yes......"
>"....... I'll let you off the hook for now... but if Ah find out you're lying, I'm telling your mother about what just happened."
"Yes ma'am."
>"Now as soon as Nighty wakes up, Ah want you to bring him home immediately. And tell Twilight the truth, because she'll tell me if you lied to her."
"Yes ma'am."
>So now you're off the hook.
>But now you have to deal with Nighty as soon as he wakes up.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You wake up after that strong punch to the face.
>Holy shit does it hurt.
>Now though you are in a comfy bed.
>With a bag of frozen apples covering your left eye..
>This is the second time Api has hit you and you became unconscious from it.
>It's official the Apples have something against you.
>First it was that stupid rabbit, now it's the Apples.
>Speaking of which here comes one of them.
>It's Applejack.
>It anything you really considered her the most sane out of the bunch.
>"Ah see your up?", she greets.
"Good Morning Mrs Applejack."
>"Oh come on now! You know you can just call me Applejack. Adding a Mrs. makes me feel old."
"OK Applejack."
>"Anyways, Ah'm glad to see your awake. Wants some apples?"
"I think I'll keep this bag of apples if your don't mind. Due to the fact they were on my face"
>Applejack just gave you a light smile.
>"Fair point.", she said with a smile.
"Hey Applejack, what time is it?"
>"Around 11:00 why do you ask?"
"Nothing, just curious. Anyways I better get home or else my mom will worry."
>"She does have a tendency to that."
>You then get out of the comfy bed.
"Well I'm off."
>"Hey before you go. Ah got a question for you."
"OK... hit me with it."
>"Why did my niece punch you?"
....
....
....
>On one hoof you could tell her the truth and Api will most likely kill you and use your dick as her personal dildo.
>On the other hoof, you can lie but also be labeled as an accomplice if Api gets caught.
"..... I probably scared her off...."
>Why did you chose to lie....
>Well Api is probably going to hurt you more than your mom if anything.
>"Ah see....."
>She seems to be buying it.
>"Anyways Ah'm having Api bring you home as a way for her to apologize to both you and Twi. You don't mind do you?"
"No. no, not at all."
>But in your mind you're saying this.
"Please! Don't do do that!! She's going to rape me on the way home!!"
>"Anyways you better get your fruity flank back home now. Enjoy those apples"
"Thanks and goodbye Appleja-... Wait what did you say?"
>"Oh... OHH...... Ah'm sorry was that offensive to say?"
"N-no.... Y-yes... Maybe?"
>"It's just... Ah never really met anypony like that... or at least know somepony like that.."
"Are.... are you implying that I'm gay?"
...
...
...
>"Are you implying that you're not?"
>Celestia Dammit!!!
>Why does everypony think your gay?!
>You obviously flirt with fillies!!!
>"Oh..... OH!!!!!! Ah'm so sorry!"
"I-it's ok."
>"No... Ah should.... umm... Ah should have known.."
"Anyways I should probably go home."
>"You do that... Ah gotta make a few corrections."
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle,
>You seem to have gotten better with this spell.
>Seems like you're a natural.
>Although when it comes to voice.
>"Now say these lines."
>Flurry said as she handed you a script.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wblE8YYLyQ0
>"No! Still too deep!"
"I don't get it! How am I doing this wrong?!"
>"I don't know! But you gotta do better than that to sound more young."
"Flurry as much as I want to do continue with the voice training can we stop? My throat is getting parched."
>She then hands you another script.
>"Now try to sound cute."
>You try your best to read all the lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6qe0JVIpQg
>Good! Good! You're sounding cute!"
>But then your dry throat starts to take effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dtYeH6Wmk
>"What?!"
"What? What's wrong?"
>"You're voice.... it's sexy when it's like that.... but it's wrong! What happened?!"
"Well I did say my throat was parched."
>"That's.... fine.. we'll get some water for you. You would never make it in the dubbing community."
"That's good! I don't want to be a part of it if I to do this everyday."
 
>Be Starburst.
>You're completely tired.
>Flurry kept you up last night with her many ramblings and late night anime.
>Why did your mom have to wake you two up in the middle of the night?
>Thanks to them you barely got any sleep.
>It's all because you woke up late this morning.
>A storm is really blowing.
>Frogs and dogs are raining from the sky.
...
...
...
>Dammit Flurry!
>Why did she force you to binge watch Shin-Chan with you last night?
>Now you have that damn song stuck in your head.
>Well you better start doing what your mom told you.
>Get Nighty and take him someh were for a while.
>Although your main objective is to protect Flurry from an assassin.
>Commander Armor would be very at you for slacking off.
>Hopefully dad is taking care of it.
>You go to your brother's room.
>You knock on his door.
"Hey Nighty, wanna get something to eat or hang out."
>You were too tired to come up with an excuse.
>But there was no response.
>You're to tired to deal with his bullshit right now though.
>So you open the door.
"Nighty! I asked poli-"
>You then notice immediately as you enter the room.
>Nighty is gone.
>He is missing.
>All that's here is a ball full of wires.
>Where the fuck did your baby brother go?!
>Seriously?!
>Where did your brother go?
>He's out like your mother wanted, but she probably wanted you to be with him.
>You have to find him.
>You run out the door.
>You have to find your brother.
>You then bump into a small filly.
>How a small filly got in here will is beyond you.
>You should probably apologize to the filly.
>"OW! Starburst! You should really watch where you're going."
>Wow...
>This filly has a deep voice.
>Seems a bit weird for a filly to have that deep of a voice.
>Must be going through puberty.
"Um... OK.... no need to act like my mom."
>"That's because I am your....."
>She seemed like she was going to say she was your mom.
>But she hesitated.
>"I'm... I'm.... her student."
"Her student?"
>"Yes! Her student!!"
"So you're Flurry's classmate."
>"Exactly."
...
...
...
"Well I guess it's nice to meet you."
>"Nice to meet you too."
"Anyways I have to go."
>"Go? Why?"
"Because my little brother is gone."
>"NIGHTY'S GONE?!"
"..... Yeah...."
>"No!! How could you lose him!!"
"I overslept... Wait! How do know so much about my little brother?"
>"Ummm.... Because he's cute and intelligent and hot."
"OK.... Well see ya."
>"See ya."
"Oh! And a word of advice kid. When Flurry asks if you want to watch Boku no Pico.... don't watch it."
>"OK...."
>You then leave the filly to go find your brother.
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>You're heading home with your scrap metal.
>It's all nice and such.
>Nopony's bothering you.
>Everything's great.
>Everything except the fact that you're walking home with a potential rapist that has her eye on you.
>Why did Api Apple have to go with you?
>This is going to be the most uncomfortable thing you ever done.
>Just try to avoid contact.
>"Hey Nighty...."
>Dammit!!
"Yes Api."
>"Sorry for hitting you."
>Is... is she actually apologizing to you?
"Um... OK...."
>"And thanks for not telling Applejack"
"You're welcome...."
>"So.... um.... Do you...."
"Do I what?"
>"You know.... do you...."
"I can't answer if you don't say anything."
>"Dowantamarefriend?!"
...
...
...
"I barely understood what you said but I heard marefriend."
>"Uh... yeah.... I can help you get a marefriend."
"Really?"
>"Yeah... it's my way of saying thank."
"Oh.... Thanks."
>"Just give me two days and I'll have a marefriend for you."
"Wow... Thanks Api."
>"Don't mention it."
>You're about a few minutes til you finally reach home.
>But you see something in front of you.
>It seems to be Starburst.
>She seems to be heading towards you.
>She then lands near you.
"Oh hi Starbur-"
>"Nighty, what the fuck?!", your sister asked you.
"What?"
>"Why did you leave without telling anyone where you were?!"
"Um.... I was getting pieces for my robot."
>Your sister then sighs.
>"You had us worried Nighty."
"Sorry."
>"Next time tell us where you're going."
"Well see you later Api."
>"Nope.", Api exclaimed, "Still coming with you."
"You sure? I'm most likely in trouble at this point."
>"Oh come on! They barely give you any punishments."
"Trust me. I get punishments for stuff I do wrong."
>"Really? I thought since you were like a prince you got like a whipping colt or something."
"What era do you think we live in?"
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>The transformation just finished.
>You should probably stop practicing for now.
>And good timing.
>Starburst finally came home with Nighty.
>You then go up to your children.
>You first approach your daughter.
"Thanks Starburst for finding Nighty."
>"You're welcome mom.", your daughter replied.
>You then approach your son.
"Night Light Jr! Why did you leave us?!"
>"... I just wanted to get some metal", your son replied.
"You could have told somepony where you were!"
>"I'm sorry."
"That's good to hear. Now go to your room and-"
>You then notice something wrong with your son.
>He has a black eye.
"Night Light Jr!! What happened to you?!?!"
>"Well... I accidentally scared Api and then she punched me.", your son explained.
>"Guilty.", Api confirmed.
"Please tell me you're OK."
>"Yes mom", Nighty said, "I'll be OK."
"But you need to look good for tomorrow."
...
...
...
>"Mom... what's happening tomorrow?
"Well I got some great news for you Nighty."
>"Is Princess Luna and Celestia visiting us?
"Nope, even better."
>"Really? What's better than that?", Api asked.
"I set Nighty up with a blind date."
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>No way....
>Your mom actually set you up with a blind date?!
>You were fine with Api helping you.
"Mom! Why would do such a thing?!"
>"I thought it would be good for you.", your mom answered.
"Good for me?! Why would you think a blind date would be good for me?!"
>"Well... You looked so depressed yesterday that I knew something must have been wrong. So I found this filly that really fits your type, trust me Nighty, you're going to love her."
"But.. this soon mom?!"
>"Don't worry Nighty. You'll have all day to prepare for this. In the meantime I'll inform her you said yes."
"What?! But I didn't say anything!"
>Seriously?!
>And before you could protest even more she left.
>Starburst looked at your mom suspiciously for a bit, and then proceeded to follow her.
>Does mom just live in her own little world?
>Api just stares at you in complete surprise.
>"So...", she began, "I guess that marefriend problem is fixed."
"I guess so..."
>"I guess this is goodbye for now?"
"I guess so."
>"Well... see you later."
"Bye."
>Api then left the castle.
>You felt a bit sad that Api had to leave.
>You wanted to see which filly Api would have shipped with you.
>But judging by how you two interacted, something tells you it would have been her.
...
...
...
"Sweet Celestia she was flirting with you wasn't she?!?!?!?!?!"
 
>Be Starburst
>You follow your mom for a bit.
>You got some questions about this "new student" you met earlier.
>You find her in her library.
"Mom..."
>She then notices you..
>"Oh hi Star!", your mom greeted, "What are you up to?"
"Mom... I saw this red and black unicorn filly that claimed to be your student earlier. Do you currently have another student at the moment?"
>She was silent.
>She was sweating a bit.
>But it it isn't even hot and she barely worked out from the looks of it.
>Clearly she was nervous.
"Mom?"
>"Oh you mean...."
>She then looked around.
>"Summer...."
>She looked around again.
>"Carol. Her name is Summer Carol."
"Summer Carol....."
>"Eeyup! Summer Carol... but she's just visiting. She's actually Starlight's pupil."
"Just visiting? So Nighty is going to take a blind date with a visitor?"
>"Oh.... OH!!!! No no no no! She's not going to date my son, We actually have another filly for him to date."
"We?"
>"Um.... It was a team effort. Me and Flurry found her."
"OK then... so... can I meet this filly?"
>"Um.... tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow?"
>"Yeah! Tomorrow! You can meet her along with Nighty."
>She's obviously bullshitting.
>She's hiding something.
"What's her name?"
>"Um..... Radiant Dawn."
"Radiant Dawn? OK... what do you know about her?"
>".... You know Flurry knows her better than me, how about I just go get her and have her tell you what she knows."
"Fair enough. I actually need to be with Flurry anyways."
>"Great! I'll be right back... eventually!"
>And just like that she dashed off.
...
...
...
>She's clearly hiding something.
>She's a poor liar.
>And horrible at keeping secrets.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You continue working on your robot for a bit.
>Maybe you can finish it today.
>Although....
>You're still kinda curious about Api though.
>All those lewd pictures of you and her.
>In all those poses and performing those kinks.
>There were about 20 of those commissions in there.
>The sexual portraits were so erotic.
>It makes you want to...
>No!
>You need to stop doing that!!
...
...
...
>Well.....
>It's been about a week.
>So it probably won't hurt anyone to do this for a bit.
>You decide to go to your bed and hide yourself under the covers.
>You get yourself prepared.
>You try to remember some of the details of the commissions you saw.
>There's one image you clearly remember.
>A human version of you doing Api.
>You then imagine the scenario.
>You (Somehow being a human) laying in a pile of hay.
>You then see Api (As a pony) walks in seductively.
>She then goes towards you.
>She lays down on you.
>Mostly on your chest.
>She then gives you her bedroom eyes.
>You both then get ready.
>She then sits on your erected member.
>Making sure it enters her wet pussy,
>She then starts bouncing up and down.
>Making it to where her inner folds continuously rubs your dick.
>It feels so good.
>It's so good...
>IT'S SO GOOD!!!!
>Your masturbation session ends with you ejaculating all over your sheets.
>You're not sure why...
>But you feel as if that was the best session you ever had.
>Even better than the one with Pixel.
>You pant heavily as you're exhausted from your session.
>You decide to try and sleep it off.
>Maybe you will dream up something sexier.
 
>Be Twilight.
>You're going to Ponyville.
>Trying to come up with a perfect backstory for "Nighty's Date".
>You know one of your friends can help....
>You just gotta think of who.
>There are many options.
>Applejack...
>No she would object for being completely dishonest with your son.
>Fluttershy and Annie.
>Well if anything Fluttershy would be very weirded out.
>There's also the fact that Annie is also technically a pervert as well.
>You don't know what she could come up with.
>Then there's T.
>.... After Flurry you would say that he would not want to deal with this.
>Rarity and Spike are gone to open a new shop so they can't really help.
>There's Pinkie Pie.
...
...
...
>As much as you love her there's no way any of her stories are going to work.
>Cadence and Shining would be a very bad idea.
>If anything they would take Flurry away from you if they found out about this.
...
...
...
>Maybe you could tell them.
>No!
>You need Flurry for this to succeed.
>Finally there's Rainbow Dash.
...
...
...
>You can imagine the scenario already.
>Rainbow sitting on her flank rolling on the floor laughing.
>So clearly she isn't th best choice.
>So maybe Pinkie is the best choic-
>Suddenly you bump into somepony.
>You then see the pony you bumped into.
>After a few seconds you then recognize her immediately.
>It was your friend from Canterlot.
>Moondancer.
>You were excited to see your friend.
"Moon Dancer!"
>"Twilight!"
>You both embrace in a friendly hug.
"It's been forever!"
>"It's only been only months Twilight.", she laughs it off, "But it's so good to see you again."
>You both then let go of each other.
"So what are you doing here?"
>"I'm actually here in a bit of a get away trip."
"Get away trip?"
>"Kinda hard to raise a class of fillies and colts in Celestia's class for gifted unicorns."
"I can see that."
>"But I can say that most of my students look like they show a huge amount of promise. So what's got you pondering so much that you couldn't watch where you were going?"
"....... Well.... If I told you... you promise you won't judge?"
>"Twilight, you've been my friend since magic kindergarten. Nothing you can say can make me judge you."
"Well.... I'm trying to help my son."
>"That doesn't sound ba-"
"By dating him."
...
...
...
>"Go on....."
"What?"
>"Just go on with what your story."
".....Anyways.... I plan on dating my son to help him get back in the dating world. Not as myself though, I will be in disguise."
>Moon Dancer then pushed her glasses up.
>Making them shine for a bit.
>"How can I help?"
"What?"
>"How can I help you?"
"Well.... I need a good backstory."
>"I have many false student backgrounds that can help you aid you in your quest to finish this mission."
"R-really?!"
>"Just follow me back to my hotel and I'll give you a copy that might help."
"Wow! Thanks Moon Dancer! But... why are you helping me?"
>"....... Personal reasons."
>Moon Dance then led you to her hotel room to look at the documents of false student applications.
>Each containing a different backstory.
>You both look at each of them to find the perfect backstory.
>But having a bit of trouble.
>"Excuse me Twilight," your friend began to ask, "but maybe a reference to what this filly looks like will help us a bit."
"A reference to what my transformation looks like? Sure, hold on a bit."
>You then began to use your temporary version of the transformation spell.
>You successfully on transform to Radiant Dawn!
>Moon Dancer is in awe at your transformation.
>"H-how?!"
"Flurry taught me."
>"..... that dumbass actually knows a spell?"
"What?"
>"Nothing. I was just mumbling to myself."
"Anyways, Flurry taught me the spell. And with it I create this small persona of mine."
>"Interesting... and you still need a backstory?"
"Only thing I'm missing. That and working on my voice training."
>"Voice training?"
"Yeah, Flurry is being my coach. She claims she's going to voice an anime character someday, so sh's helping with the same exercises that she uses."
>"probably something she got from /a/."
"Huh?"
>"Nothing. Anyways, onto your backstory. I think I found something that fits you."
"Really."
>"Just come and see."
>You trot over to Moon Dancer to see the document that comes with your backstory.
 
Name: Radiant Dawn
Age: 12
Date of Birth: 5/29/XXXX
Sex: Female
Parents/Gaurdians: Comet Tail (Father) and Sparkler (Mother).
Place of birth: Manehatten Hospital
 
>"That's a bit of background for you."
"So I came from Manehatten and now live Canterlot, Birthday's in three weeks, and I am Derpy's grand daughter apparently? I mean it works, but don't you think it will be suspicious if Derpy doesn't recognize me?"
>"From what I heard she's kind of a senile mare now."
".... Point taken."
>"So if anything just avoid any other relatives of her and whoever is on the paper. But for now, we need to work on your personality."
"I thought of one."
>"Alright let's hear it."
>Moon Dancer says as she sits on her bed.
"Alright.... here goes."
>You inhale and exhale to calm yourself.
>You then get your voice ready.
"Hi! My name is Radiant Dawn. I'm smart, I love books and spells. And if I could I would love to meet Night Light Jr. I heard he was smart and handsome and is really good as magic. But most of all he has like the best mom in the world. I would just like to meet him if only for a few seconds."
...
...
...
"So... how was it?"
>".... Well I see Flurry has taught you nothing about personality."
"What?"
>"You see when you're acting, you have to act like you really mean it. All that that you just shown, was you showing way too much of your enthusiasm. Also don't bring yourself up... at all."
"That was only just to give an idea of what we would have in common."
>"No! Books and spells were enough. If anything don't give a damn on who his mother is. Treat him as he was a stranger. Show no interest in him. And what exactly were you trying to be?"
"Flurry said to act adorkable."
>"Shows how much shit she knows. If you were going to act adorkable you should be... be... more like you actually."
"Really?"
>"Well before the wings anyways."
"Oh.... OH! That would actually work."
>"Yeah, it would."
"So anything else I should work on?"
>"Other than that personality... not really. And if he asks what you did in Canterlot and Manehatten just bullshit your way through it."
"I guess I can do that."
>"I really hope that helps you out."
"It really did. Thanks Moon Dancer. If there is anyway I can repay you."
>"No Twilight. I'm fine where I am."
>Moon Dancer said as she laid on her bed.
>Which then fell apart.
>"Dammit! I hope I don't have to pay for that."
>You then noticed the room you were in.
>The hotel that she was in wasn't really that great.
>Looks like the kind of place a pony would have a one night stand with a changeling whorse would go to.
>It looked like the only place she could afford.
>The poor girl.
>This must really suck for her.
...
...
...
>This then gives you an idea.
"Hey Moon Dancer."
>You said as you brought your friend back up.
"I know a way I can help."
 
>Be Flurry.
>You been learning your book jumping spell for a while now, but there still is no progress of you actually performing the spell.
>At least you can say you can pass the test now.
>You studied every bit of info you could.
>Oh well.
>At least you now know what to do.
>Now if Twilight were to actually teach you the damn spell then this class would be more fun.
>You then hear a knock at the door.
>You decide to go to it and answer it.
>Must be your aunt.
>You then open it.
>And what horrors await you.
>You stare in anger as you meet your anime convention nemesis.
>The one that always has shit to say to you whenever you have something to say about an anime series.
>The one that always bring out the flaws in your fan fictions.
>The one that always ruins your ships.
>The one that wants your husbando all to herself.
>IT'S THIS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!
"Hello Moon Dancer."
>"Greetings Flurry Heart.", she responded in that bitch ass tone that she has!
>"Hello Flurry.", somepony says.
>It's your aunt.
>She then trots over to you.
>"Flurry guess what, Moon Dancer is going to be staying with us! Isn't that great?!"
>Your aunt is way too excited about this.
"Yeah..... great."
>"And she's going to help teach you the book jumping spell as well. So when I'm busy doing what I need to, you can still learn that spell. Doesn't that sound fun?!"
"Yeah..... loads of fun."
>Both you and Moon Dancer then start glaring at each other.
"If you don't mind, I'll be in my room for a second."
>You then head over to Star's bedroom.
>There you see Star reading one of your manega.
>Once you really enter you start searching underneath the bed.
>Starburst then looked at you.
>"What are you doing?"
"Looking for that spear. I feel like stabbing someone I hate."
>"..... Nope! We aren't having this shit!"
>After a lesson from Starburst telling you it's actually illegal for you to stab somepony you go off to the kitchen.
>Time to do some more of that frustration cooking.
>What do you feel like doing tonight?
>Crystal Empire home cooking?
>Some good old fashion Ponyville fast food?
>Canterlot's finest cuisine?
>Maybe some delicacy from Saddle Arabia?
>What to choose....
>Neighpon it is.
>You decide to make some sushi, ramen, rice, lo mein, springrolls, along with other good Asian foods.
>Twilight's pantry is full of food anyways.
>Anyways you better start cooking.
>You finish your cooking.
>Just in time.
>It's dinner time!
>You and your family gather around the table....
>Along with Moon Dancer.
>Maybe you can poison her food.
>Nah, Starburst will most likely scold you again.
>Oh well.
>It's time to eat some good cooked food.
>The food is good....
>Everyone loved the food so far.
>"Whoever cooked this doesn't know how to season this properly."
>And there it is!!!!!
>Why?!
>Why did this bitch have to criticize your cook?!
>Does she not know what good reason!?!?
>Just ignore her.......
>..... just ignore her.......
>.........justignoreher........
...
...
...
>Fuck it!!!
>It's time to make this bitch pay!
"Moon Dancer you Mother F-"
>"Other than that it was OK.", she complimented.
>You decided to stop your sentence.
>Maybe there is some hope for this Weeb.
>You stop for right now.
>So you then continue eating.
>"Although you need to work on your Spring Rolls."
>You then proceed to hit the weeabitch with your delicious Spring Rolls.
>Everyone then just stared at you.
>Moon Dancer just stares at you in awe.
>"D-.... Did you just slap me with a Spring Roll?"
"Bitch I just did!!"
>You need to stop watching rap videos.
>"Oh it is on you fucking weeaboo!"
>All of a sudden she lunges toward you.
>Now the fight begins!
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You are witnessing probably the best fight.
>Watching two nearly adult mares going at each other.
>You watch as Flurry basically rip Moon Dancer's sweater off.
>As Moon Dancer pulls on Flurry's hair.
>As you witness all of this, you have no idea of how to react.
>Should you be in horror?
>Should you be excited?
>Should you be find this erotic?
>There's so many things you see this as!
>Maybe you should probably leave the room.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>After eight minutes of this shit you clearly had enough.
>You then separate the two.
"Alright! Break it up!"
>"Your husbando is shit!!", Flurry screamed.
>"No! Your husbando is shit!!", Moon Dancer replied back.
"Shut it!! Both of your husbandos are shit!! Now break it up!!"
>After getting them to calm down you have them both sit on the living room couch.
"Now tell me.... what is this about?"
>"Flurry's a child that can't take an opinion.", Moon Dancer answered.
>"More like Moon Dancer doesn't know anything about good food!", Flurry replied.
"Flurry we already discussed this! When I say you need to calm down... you calm down."
>"She started it.", Flurry replied.
"So what if she did? You knew better than to do this."
>"All I did was slap her with a Spring Roll."
"That's the problem! You slapped Moon Dancer with a Spring Roll!"
>"Would you rather me use the lo mein?"
"That's not what I meant!!""
>"Probably would have also tasted horrible.", Moon Dancer added.
"Don't make use a mute spell on the two of you!"
>And just as you threatened them, they both shut the fuck up.
"I need you two to cooperate if we are going to get Nighty back into the dating world."
"I need you both to help me."
>"Twilight I can understand why you need my help.", Moon Dancer went on, "But why do you need her help?"
>"Because I know what a kid acts like.", Flurry replied.
>"Oh please. I already saw what ideas you gave Twilight of what personality is.", Moon Dancer sneered.
>"Something that's way better than your's.", Flurry replied.
"ENOUGH!! Now help me or so help me I will ground you both!"
>They then go back to being silent.
"Now.... I think I know how to fix this. Moon Dancer you can work on back story and personality, Flurry you can help me act like a twelve year old. How does that sound?"
>"Fine with me.", Moon Dancer said.
>"I actually just read that analysis on who your new parents are.... and I will say this.... it's bullshit.", Flurry answered.
>"What how?!", Moon Dancer demanded to know.
>"Well for one thing Sparkler and Comet Tail live here dumbass!!", Flurry remarked rudely.
>And now the bickerring starts again.
>Although Flurry did have point.
>You should have also know that Comet Tail and Sparkler lived here.
>You are technically the Princess of Ponyville.
>So you should have known.
>Now you need to fix this.
...
...
...
>Then you get an idea.
"Wait I know how we can fix this!"
>"Huh?"
>He two looked at you with confused expression on their face.
"Moon Dancer, you could play my mom!"
>"You want me to be your mom?", Moon Dancer asked, feeling a bit honored, "I would love to!"
>"But there's a problem with that Aunt Twilight.", Flurry went, "Nigty has seen Moon Dancer and she's currently living here! That could cause problems with what's going on."
"Then we say that Moon Dancer is divorced and that she's receiving custody of her daughter soon."
>"You digging yourself deeper in a hole Aunt Twilight.", Flurry ranted.
"Doesn't matter I need you to teach how to be 12 again now!"
>"Why now!?"
"Because Nighty's date is tomorrow."
>Both Moon Dancer and Flurry just stared you.
>Tomorrow?!
>You have to try and get all this shit done by tomorrow?!
>Well this is going to suck.
"Look! If we pull off an all nighter than maybe we can actually pull this off without a hitch. So what do you to say? Can we all get along together for one night to get this done?"
>The two look at you.
>You and your puppy dog eyes.
>How could they say no to that.
>Flurry then sighs.
>"I guess I can help you for tomorrow.", Flurry said in defeat.
>"Ditto.", Moon Dancer followed.
"Yes! Thank you!!"
>You said as you embraced both of them for a hug.
>Now time to get this show on the road!
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>It took all day but you finally finished up that robot.
>Whether you were actually going to use it as an assistant or a piece of art is beyond you.
>So now what?
>Maybe try using that animation spell again.
>Maybe this time it will start coming to life.
>You ready up that horn and fill it to the brim with magic.
>Time to Pinocchio this robot.
>You try to bring the robot to life again....
>Not even a bit of movement.
>This isn't really what you expected.
>Then again you never really expected this thing to work at all.
>You sigh.
>It doesn't seem to be worth trying to bring to life again.
>Maybe you just show it off as art.
>You were about to head off to bed.
>When you heard a knock coming from your door.
>You decide to check it out.
>You open the door.
>It's Starburst.
>"Hey Nerd.", she greets you playfully.
"Hey Short Stack."
>"So... can I come in?"
"Sure. I was about t go to bed though."
>"Oh.. Sorry about that then."
"No problem."
>Before Starburst was about to leave she then noticed something on your work desk.
>"Wait... you actually built a robot?"
".... More or less....."
>"I though you were actually joking about that."
"Nope... I was actually working on one."
>"Does it really move and such?"
"All I really planned for it to do was be m assistant. But every time I try to bring it life it doesn't work."
>Hmm... So you added everything from this house in order to make this?"
"Not really. Needed to go to the junkyard to get a few things for the outer coat."
>"That explains the rust.... so I'm guessing you're going to show this to mom?"
"Nope!"
>"What? You usually show mom everything you do. Hell I remember when you showing her the toilet every time you used it."
"I was three when that happened!"
>"Still did it."
"Well anyways, I want to try something on my own. I mean if I'm going to be good as Starswirl the Bearded I should start doing my own spells and start making something that will help me stand out."
>"And a robot would help?"
".... Not really. It was just something I wanted to do something on my own for fun."
>"OK then."
"Now if you don't mind I'm going to bed now."
>"AKA go masturbate."
"Exactly! .....WAIT!? WHAT!? NO! How did you know?!"
>"I live in a cabin with 3 other stallions. I know what pony semen smells like."
"Please don't tell mom I did it today."
>"Don't worry Book Worm, your secret's safe with me."
"Thanks Dumbo!"
>And with that she then leaves.
 
>Be Twilight.
>After hours of training and working on becoming a 12 year old again, you finally finish!
>Or at least look passable for now.
>"Alright! You're ready!", Flurry said.
"You sure?"
>"I don't usually agree with Flurry a lot.", Moon Dancer began, "But I see it working so far."
"So I passed?"
>"Sure.... if that's how you want to word it.", Flurry says.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bK58aAvR0
>"She sure is acting like she did all those years ago.", Moon Dancer said watching you bounce around.
>Anyways time to go to bed.
>You go bed with your husband.
>Time for the bedtime talk.
>"So... what have you been up lately?"
"Huh?"
>"You said been mostly 'training' from what I've been hearing."
"Oh... Well... yeah."
>"How are you training to set up your son to a blind date?"
"Well... I do have to be stealthy to watch my son go on his date."
>"Twilight, you don't need to watch Nighty going on his first date."
"But what if he does it again?"
>"Does what?"
"Like propose the poor filly to hoof herself again."
>"He should know better than that."
"I guess your right..."
>"Anyways it's time to get some sleep."
"Alright.... "
>It's time to sleep.
>You and Flash then start to go to sleep.
...
...
...
>What you expected some sex?
>It's not like you two have sex every night.
>You perverts.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>It's morning.
>So... Now what?
>Well you have a date today.
>You might as well get ready
>You go the bathroom.
>Take a shower.
>Brush your teeth.
>Comb your mane.
>Brushie Brushie.
>Shave....
>OK you didn't shave.
>But you did put on some perfume.
>Have to make yourself look and smell pretty.
>You know you have to.
>You know your mom really wants you to look pretty for this date.
>You also take one of your dad's Pocket Knives as well for protection.
>In case this chick tries something with you.
>Although if she did, your not sure how to react.
>Anyways it's time to get some nice clothes on.
>Luckily you have some clothes made by Rarity.
>It's the best suit you can get.
>A nice suit and bow tie.
>Cause you know.
>Bow Ties are awesome.
>You then head back to your room to read a few comics.
>You want to keep your suit clean.
>Anyway.
>You need to keep clean and wait for your date.
 
>Be Twilight.
>You need to get ready for your son's date.
>Good thing your husband is off to work.
>You gather around with your niece and friend.
>You three begin to recap.
>"Alright, you are?", Flurry asked.
"Radiant Dawn."
>"Backstory?", Moon Dancer asks.
"I'm your daughter currently in your custody, and a student of Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns."
>"Which class?", Moon Dancer continues.
"Your class!"
>"This is amazing!", your niece congratulates, "You're doing an amazing!! I can't wait to see you in action!!"
>"Action?", Moon Dancer asks.
>"You know going all kissy, smoochy, stuff.", Flurry responds.
"I'm not going to do that."
>"What?", Flurry responded, "But that's the best part of the date?!"
"I'm not going to make out with my son!"
>"Not even a tiny peck on the cheek?", you hear Moon Dancer ask.
>.... Wait Moon Dancer?
>Why the hell would she ask this?
>Anyways it's probably best to respond.
"No Moon Dancer. Not even a peck on the cheek. Actually maybe... because that's not really sexual... unless he finds it way."
>"Don't worry Aunt Twi!", Flurry confirmed, "No kid would ever find a kiss on the cheek sexual."
"Except for you."
>"Yeah, except for me."
"Anyways I better put on my disguise. Flurry make the excuse that I went off to fix a friendship problem."
>"Yes ma'am!", Flurry said as she flew to Nighty's room.
>Now it's just you and Moon Dancer.
>It's time!
>"You ready for this?", Moon Dancer asked.
"Yes!"
>You said as you began to use your spell.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You continue to read your comic waiting for your date.
>When all of a sudden Flurry bursts through the door!
>"NIGHTY! HOLY FUCK!!!"
>This made you jump for a bit.
>You then get your composure back.
"Flurry... What are you doing?"
>"Your date is here and your mom is out!"
"Mom's out?"
>"Yeah.... she had to fix a friendship problem."
"Oh... well that makes sense."
>"Anyways get your ass down there and go impress that filly!"
"..... OK...."
>Well it's time.
>Time to meet this mystery filly that your mom talked about.
>Who knows maybe this date will go bad and Api will end up having to help you.
>That would be the best scenario.
>Hopefully though this date will be like butter.
>In other words smooth.
>You are now near Moon Dancer's Room.
>Because that's where your date is.
>You then knock on the door.
>"Just a second!"
>You hear a high pitched noise coming from within.
>Must be your date.
>You wait for a few more seconds.
>"Alright you can come in now!"
>Alright!
>Time to see where this leads to.
>There you see her
>Sitting there across the way
>She don't got a lot to say
>But there's something about her
>OK maybe those last two set of lyrics were wrong.
>But that still doesn't effect on how you feel.
>She's... cute.
>Very cute.
>She then looks at you.
>With those gorgeous purple eyes.
>Well...
>Go on!
>Introduce yourself!!
"U-um.... hi."
>Nice job Romeo!
>"Hello.", she replies back.
>You both at each other awkwardly...
>You start getting nervous
>You don't know how to react.
>You continue on introducing yourself.
"M-my name is Night Light Jr, but most ponies call me Nighty."
>"Hello Nighty, my name is Radiant Dawn, a student of Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns."
"Oh.... Your from Canterlot?"
>"Nah, I was actually raised in Manehatten mostly."
"Manehatten?"
>"Manehatten."
"Hmm... didn't know Celstia visited Manehatten."
>"Anyways, I'm here because I am now in custody of my mom."
"In custody... with your mom? OK... but who's your mom?"
>"That would be me!!", screamed a nervous Moon Dancer.
>Making the tone kind of awkward for everyone.
>She then coughs.
>"I'm her mother.", she then answered calmly.
"Really I didn't know."
>"Well I met a nice unicorn and one thing led to the other."
"Flurry told me you were basically a holy virgin."
>A small cringe then appeared on Moon Dancer's face.
>"S-she did huh?", she said gritting her teeth.
>Her eyes obviously looking for Flurry.
>"We can search for my mom's stretch marks later after our blind date.", your date responded.
"Oh yeah... I have that."
>"Anyways I will see you later mom!", Dawn said as she then hugged her mother.
>Moon Dancer looked a bit surprised when her daughter hugged her.
>As if she never really had something like this.
>She then finally hugged back.
>"I-I'll see you later too honey.", Moon Dancer responded.
>Your date then trotted out the door.
>"Come on Nighty! Let's go!", Dawn said with excitement.
>You then left.
>But you could have sworn that you saw Moon mouthed something.
>You then start heading out.
>You leading your blind date to somewhere.
...
...
...
>You didn't really plan this through.
>You have no idea where to take her.
>So far it just been you.
>Her.
>Sitting on a park bench trying to figure out where you're going.
>You look around.
>There must be somewhere.
>You then notice something from the distance.
>You see Sugar Cube Corner.
>The best place to get sugary snacks.
>Also rated number place to go to durring Hearts and Hooves day according to your school news paper..
>So let's try there first.
>But first you better see if it's OK.
"Do you like cake?"
>"Well it's OK to have once in a while."
"Because I know an awesome baker that loves making cake."
>"Really now?"
"Yeah.... She's in that building."
>You really need to stop these random pauses.
>You're nervous yes.
>But you lost Pixel because of your nervous pauses.
>Just imagine you're talking to someone else.
>Like Api.
...
...
...
>Bad Example.
>OK how about mom!
>Mom is probably the best example.
>So whenever you talk to her just think of her as mom.
>That'll probably help.
>Anyways you lead her to Sugar Cube Corner.
>You then find a nice window seat.
>Most ponies like those.
>You then pull the seat out for your date.
>Your mom taught you to always be the gentlecolt.
>So you both get a menu.
"So... what do you want?"
>"Well... I like chocolate cake."
"There's a sale on that today."
>"Huh... so there is. OK then I would like some chocolate cake!"
"Alright. Just wait for the nice mare to come over and ask us what we want."
>You both wait for the waitress to come over.
>Then all of a sudden the waitress appears out of nowhere.
>"HEY NIGHTY!!!", the pink mare greets with excitement.
"Hey Pinkie."
>"So how are you doing?"
"Good."
>"So what would you like good sir?", Pinkie asks.
"I'll take the vanilla milk shake."
>"Alright! One Vanilla shake!", Pinkie repeated, "And what about yo-"
>Pinkie then stops her sentence.
>She then stares at Dawn.
>She leans closer.
>"Do I know you?", Pinkie asks.
 
>Be Radiant Dawn.
"Umm... nope! Not at all! I just got here."
>Oh no!
>You never thought this would happen.
>That Pinkie would actually recognize you.
>Please let her leave soon!
>Please!!
>The pink mare continues to stare at you.
>"Okie Dokie Loki!!", she says with a huge smile on her face, "Sorry about that. I just thought you were familiar."
"Nope! Just got here."
>"Anyways, I'm Pinkie Pie!", she introduced herself, "Party Pony Extraordinaire!"
"That's a title...."
>"Anyways! If you ever need a party planned, I'm the pony you need.", the pink mare responded.
"Th-thanks...."
>"Anyways what do you need?"
"Chocolate cake."
>"Alright!! One vanilla milkshake and a chocolate cake coming right up.
>She then hopped away.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>After that awkward face off you both then wait for your sweets.
>Dawn was looking a bit nervous back there.
>As if she was hiding something.
>Maybe she's a relative of the Pies.
>Nah.
>Couldn't be.
>Now...
>How to pass the time?
>Well talking works.
"So how long have you been in Celestia's School?"
>She then diverts her attention back to you.
>"Oh... how long.... about a year."
"A year? Sounds like you've been studying a lot."
>"Yeah... old habits die hard. You study and study and study, making it really hard to make friends."
"So you have no friends?"
>".... you can say that."
"Huh?"
>"Well I did have three or four but I barely hang out with them because I need to study a lot."
"I see."
>"And because I was being such a shut in my dad thought it would be a good idea for me to get into dating and such. Told my mom to set me up with somepony immediately."
"Wow.... I thought my relationship with my parent was awkward."
>"So what about you? What are you doing?"
"Aside from this blind date my mother set up, I really wasn't doing anything."
>"Yeah... sorry if I ended ruining your day."
"Oh no... it wasn't your fault. If anything you should say it's more our moms' fault."
>"Ha ha... yeah... we could blame them."
>She then looked a bit distressed.
>"Umm... may I please be excused?", Dawn asked.
"OK....."
>She then went to the bathroom.
>Probably to do her business.
>After about what felt like ten minutes she finally comes back.
>"So, what did I miss?"
"Well our food came here."
>"Oooh... It looks tasty."
>You then continue on with your blind date.
>You drink your Vanilla Milkshake while she eats her Chocolate cake.
>After a few minutes you finish your sweets.
>You then head out of Sugar Cube Corner.
>Now it's time to go to somewhere else.
>So where to now?
"So... anywhere you want to go?"
>"Um... maybe go somewhere like the park"
"The park? Sounds nice."
>"We can read some nice books there."
"Read? OK....."
>"Reading in the park?
>Why haven't you ever thought about doing this?
>Well you two go the park.
>You were about to read a book that Dawn was carrying.
>When all of a sudden.
>"Hey! Isn't that Twilight's kid!?"
>"It's Twilight Kid!!"
>"Who is he with?!"
>"Is that a filly?!"
>"Is that his filly friend?!"
>Really!?
>Now of all places!
>"What's going on?!", Dawn asked.
"Don't ask!! Run!!!"
>You then drag your date with you.
>"Where are we going?!"
"Somewhere I know we'll lose them!"
>And the best place to lose them!
>Sweet Apple Acres!!
>Well you succeeded.
>You lost them.
...
...
...
>But now you're both lost.
"Why do I always get lost here?!"
>"You get lost here?"
"N-not all the time."
>Actually a lot.
"But somepony usually comes here to find me."
>"Oh...."
"Yeah... she would usually find me by now."
>"So... where is she?"
"I have no idea at the moment. But if we wait patientl-"
>"Actually I see the entrance."
"Huh?"
>"The entrance to the orchard. It's just a few inches south from here."
"Oh.... How did I not notice this?"
>"You have to learn to around your environment more often Nighty. Otherwise you're going to get lost all the time."
>You scoff at her lecturing.
"Thanks mom!"
>"No problem."
>She then stopped for a moment.
>You don't know why she did.
>Although looking at her expression she seemed kind of nervous.
"Umm... Dawn... Are you OK?"
>"Um... no... I'm OK.", she said.
"So... how about we hang out here?'
>"Here?"
"Yeah. If they don't mind that is."
>"Well we can I guess."
"Alright. I'll go ask Applejack."
>"OK then."
>You then left to go find Applejack.
>You then head off to the Apple Household.
>You knock on the door.
>You wait for one of them to respond.
>The door finally opens.
>The Pony to answer you is none other than Api Apple.
>She yawns.
>Obviously she just woke up.
>This was her day off and she was going to sleep in.
>She then scratches her flank.
>"Yeah, yeah, what is it?", she asks with a bit of annoyance.
"Hey Api, is Applejack home? "
>"No Nighty... My mom and her went to sell apples."
"Oh... Do you think she would mind if me and Radiant Dawn stay at the orchard for a bit?"
>"No... Not at all. She used to let Starburst train in the orchard all the time."
"Fair argument."
>"Just go on and hang out with whoever. I want to go back to sleep."
"Thanks Api."
>You then start leaving.
>Time to continue this date.
 
>Be Api Apple.
>You're still tired.
>But you pretty sure your mom and aunt won't mind if Nighty had his date with....
>Date?
>Wait...
>Nighty has a date?!?!
>You're now wide awake!!
>You now have to witness this for yourself!!
>You thought the whole blind date thing was BS made up from his mother.
>Time to go spy on them!
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>Now you return to Dawn.
>She was busy reading her book for a bit.
"Hey Dawn! I'm back!"
>She then noticed you as trotted up to her.
>"Oh hey Nighty! What did Mrs Applejack say?"
"Applejack isn't h-"
>"Mrs Applekack."
".... She doesn't like being called that."
>"Don't you think you should give some respect?"
"Well anyways.. Applejack isn't here at the moment."
>"Then I'm guessing we can't be here."
"Well Api said that they wouldn't mind."
>"Api?"
"Yeah... she's a friend of mine."
>"OK.... But are you sure they wouldn't mind?"
"Well I'm pretty sure I can trust Api at this moment."
>"OK... if you trust her."
"So.... What are you reading?"
>"A compilation of written works by Starswirl the Bearded."
"Woah! Seriously?!"
>"It's one of my favorite books to read from time to time."
"Starswirl is like my biggest inspiration!!"
>"Really now?"
"Yeah! I want to be as powerful and good at magic just like him someday."
>"That sounds amazing!"
"Yeah! I plan on being the greatest spell master ever!"
>"Like 'Night Light Jr the Bearded'?"
"Well more like 'Nighty the Wise and Honorable' or 'The Great and Powerful Night Light'."
>"Hmm... I would go with the first one."
>"Or Nighty the Tiny Dicked!", cried a voice behind the tree.
>You then turn around.
>You then see Api hiding behind the tree.
"Api!?"
>After a few seconds she then comes out of hiding.
>"Hi Nighty.", Api said.
"Api!! Why did you bring that up!?"
>"I thought she would need to know just in case she was wanting sex with you."
>You could really see Dawn blushing extremely hard.
>You were even red yourself from blushing.
"She's not going to ask for sex after one date!!"
>"I thought maybe she was into that kind of stuff."
"Besides! I am pretty sure my mom or her mom would not approve of that!"
>"EXACTLY!", Dawn screamed.
>Making the whole group go silent for a bit.
>Dawn then coughed.
>"M-my mom would highly disapprove of that.", Dawn replied nervously.
>"OK... That's nice to know.", Api said at your awkward date, "By the way is your 'date' going to introduce herself to me?"
"OH! Um... Api Apple this is Radiant Dawn."
>Api then stared at your date.
>"Ah'm sorry Nighty but have you ever notice that mom always made friends with names similar to her's?", Api pointed out.
"What do you mean?"
>"I mean you got Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Sunburst, and if you want to count relatives there's also Starburst and you, Night Light."
".... How did I never notice this? Have you ever noticed this Dawn?"
>As you turn around to ask your date you notice that she is missing.
"Where did she go?"
 
>Be Radiant Dawn.
>Slowly becoming Twilight Sparkle.
>Why is the spell wearing off!?
>It shouldn't be wearing off just yet.
>Has it really been an hour.
>Well you did eat some cake, then ran away from the media, Nighty somehow got lost in this orchard, and then you had to wait for him to Api and back.
>Hmm... guess that does make up an hour.
>Anyways now you have to wait and recharge a bit before you continue.
>But that takes about twenty minutes.
>How do you pass by twenty minutes with you being gone from your date.
>And without being seen as well to boot.
>You have to hide somewhere.
>Maybe in the trees?
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>Well your date somehow left you?
>You have no idea where she went.
"Well this is great! I spent about what an hour and a half and she's not wanting to stay with you any longer. Now how do you spend the rest of the day?"
>Api then looked at you.
>"Wanna hang out in the orchard and wait to see if she returns?"
"... sure... But what Am I suppose to do?"
>"Well... I could teach you how to properly buck apples."
"And that will help me how?"
>"Maybe it give her an idea that your strong."
"An idea that I'm strong....? Yeah! That does sound like a good idea!"
>"Alright! Follow me and I'll show you where you can learn where to buck apples."
>You then follow Api.
>She take you to one of the Apple's apple tree.
>"You see this?", Api began, "This is Bessy! Bessy likes to hand ponies apples with the lightest tap."
>Api proves this by getting into position and lightly tap the tree.
>Making three apples fall.
>"This is our stage one training tree.", Api continued to coach.
"Really? So I have to do is just give it a light tap?"
>"Exactly."
"Doesn't sound to hard."
>You then get closer to the tree.
>You then simply tap the tree.
...
...
...
>Nothing happens.
"I thought you said a tap would work?"
>"Well that's all you're simply doing. Just tapping it."
"Which is what you told me to do!"
>"But you're not doing it like an Apple would."
"And how would an apple simply tap a tree?! They have no hoov-.... OK that was stupid for me to say."
>Api then sighs.
>"Get into the damn position Nighty."
"Alright! Alright!"
>You then get into an apple bucking position.
>Seems like an easy pose to do.
>You then give a good old hind kick the tree.
>And yet no apples still fall.
>"You're not doing it right.", Api criticized.
"How?! How am I not doing it right?!"
>"Get into position again."
>You do as she says.
>You get into your apple bucking position.
>You then started kicking.
>"Now hold that pose!!", she commanded.
>You then started holding the position you were in.
>She then inspected your body a bit.
>She even went as far as feeling your hind legs for a bit.
>Way to close!
>Please don't let this be a way for her to rape you.
>She then moves back.
>"I know your problem Nighty."
"Huh?"
>You said as you finally started falling forward.
>Making it to where your roll on your back.
>"The problem is you're putting too much focus on your front legs."
"Yeah... how else am I suppose to stay standing?"
>"While that is true, you also have to think about the force you need for your back legs as well. I mean how else are you going to make those apples fall?"
"I guess you have a point."
>"Now let's try again."
"OK.. I'll try again."
>You take Api's advice to heart.
>You are going to try and make an apple fall from Bessy!
>Not just one though.
>5 maybe with this kick!
>You get into position.
>You focus your energy to your hind legs.
>You have them at full power.
>You then kick the tree!
...
...
...
>You are now in the Apple household getting patched up.
>You didn't break your leg (Thank Celestia), but it sure as Tartarus hurts.
>You get another bag of frozen fruit to cover up that leg hind leg of yours.
>"It's official.", Api began, "You are the weakest pony I've ever seen."
"I got an apple though."
>"Yeah, you got AN apple."
>Api said as she started eating the apple you worked so hard to knock down.
"Well there goes impressing Dawn with strength."
>"Well not exactly."
>You look at Api with a bit of surprise and confusion.
"What do you mean?"
>"You still got that mental strength of your's. I know for a fact you can use magic that no colt or filly knows at their age. Why not impress her with those?"
"Come on Api. You know my magic isn't that good."
>"Nighty you know 20 spells."
"I know them... that doesn't mean I used them."
>"Come on Nighty! There has to be one spell you read up that you know how to use."
".... WWell there is one..."
>"Well go ahead and impress her with it!"
"Are you really sure she will be impressed by it? I mean what if I fail? It all goes horribly wrong and then all the sudden she leaves me. But before doing that she slaps me. And after that Pixel comes out of nowhere and slaps me across the face as well. Then Echo, Then Flurry. Moon Dancer. Lyra. My mom's friends. Every mare in Ponyvil-"
>"Nighty!"
>Api yelled at you.
>"Calm the FUCK down!! You're just as worried a my mom was when it came to her cutie mark."
"Sorry.... you know I ca't take failure."
>"Well how can you take failure if you never try?"
"I guess your right."
>Api then took a look at the clock.
>"Hey Nighty... How long do you think your date stood you up?"
"I think it's been thirty minutes.
>"Well I better lead you out then. Looks like she wasn't coming back anyways."
"I wonder why she left."
>"Well she looked like a social introvert. Maybe she wasn't used to the idea of dating."
"That would make sense."
>"And if she does have the ovaries to come waltzing back in here asking for you, I'll jest tell her to bugger off."
"I think it would be better if you told her that I went home."
>"I guess that works too."
>The two of you then start heading off to the entrance of the famous Ponyville Barn.
>You were about to leave until...
>"Mind if I ask you one more question Nighty?", Api asked.
"Sure... fire away."
>"So from what you saw with her so far... is she type?"
".... Well... she's cute... she's smart... she also has an interest in Starswirl.. and..."
>You mumble the last one out.
>"I'm sorry... what was that?"
"She has a nice...."
>"I can't hear you!!", Api said playfully.
"She has a nice flank OK!"
>You finally admitted as you blush profusely.
>"....... So do you like doing ana-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You were busy hiding in the trees to get away from you your son for a bit.
>Unfortunately for you though, you took a nap among the trees.
>Using the Transformation spell constantly seems to make you tired a bit.
>After 40 minutes though you finally wake up.
>You look around the environment.
>You then notice something.
>You don't see Nighty anywhere!
>Oh shit!
>You realized you slept off most of your date.
>You decide to go home at this point.
>Must be where he went off too.
>You then start flying home.
>After a few minutes you finally reach home.
>You decide to enter through your bedroom window.
>You come in as quietly as possible.
 
>Be Starburst.
>Been mostly hanging out with Flurry.
>Although it's kinda boring today to hang out with her today.
>She's mostly been studying.
>You then try going around the castle.
>Maybe something cool will happen.
>All of a sudden you hear a loud crash.
>It's coming from your mom's room.
>Must be the assassin!
>You don't have your spear.
>So you're going to have to rely on your hoof to hoof combat.
>Here's hoping they're not carrying a weapon.
>You stay quiet.
>You then finally barge in.
"Put your hooves up right now!!"
>"What I'm innocent!! I swear! I'm not a pedoph-"
"Mom?"
>"Oh... hi Starburst."
"What are you doing?"
>"Well the front door was locked and I thought about trying something new."
"So you decided to enter through the window?"
>"Yeah. It was open and it looked interesting."
"OK...."
>"So... see ya!"
>And with that your mom left.
>Something seems off.
>Mom wouldn't just use the window for no reason.
>Maybe you should follow her.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You continue reading your comics for a while.
>But then you hear a knock on your door.
>It could be one of three ponies.
>Starburst
>Flurry
>Or Moon Dancer.
>Either way they are all welcomed.
"Come in."
>You invited.
>Coming in from the door is someone you least suspected.
>It's your mom.
>"Hello Nighty."
"Hey mom. How did your friendship mission go?"
>"Smooth as always. How about your date, how did it go?"
"OK...."
>"OK?"
"I don't know..... She just feels like she was... she was like.... too much like you."
>"Too much like me?"
"Yeah.... Although it was only in a few occasions."
>"In what occasions?"
"When she scolded me and when we were talking about Starswirl. I don't know why... but it felt like I was really just talking to you the entire time."
>"I... I see."
"Not to mention she left out of nowhere as well."
>"I-I'm pretty sure she had a good reason."
"Also she doesn't seem to be here."
>"Uh.. She's probably asleep in Moon Dancer's room. She must not be used to the time zones here."
"You sure."
>"Yes... so it's best we don't disturb her."
"OK....."
>"But I will talk to Moon Dancer about her leaving you alone in Sweet Apple Acres. She should have at the very least said goodbye."
"Thanks mom."
>"You're Welcome. Now if you don't mind I have to fix dinner."
"What are we having"
>".....Leftovers... lots and lots of leftovers."
"Going to to try and figure out how to turn them all into something good?"
>"Key word being try."
"All I have to say is good luck."
>"Thanks Nighty."
>She gives you a hug before leaving your room.
>Leaving you alone to read your sci-fi comics.
 
>Be Twilight
>Alright!
>You seemed to have a good story so far.
>Maybe you can get away with this.
>"There's nopony inside Moon Dancer's room mom."
"Of curse there isn't Star....burst........ oh no."
>"Mom...", Starburst began, "What's really going on here?"
>You were nervous.
>You were caught in your lie.
>There's nothing you could do!
>Well you could tell her the truth.
>Maybe she'll take it well.
>And not tell her brother what's actually going on.....
>Or maybe she'll turn on you and tell both Nighty and Flash what you've been up to.
>Then they'll take it the wrong way and they'll think you're this disgusting mare an-
>"Oh hi Mrs. Sparkle!"
"Hi Dawn"
>And then Flash will file a divorce an-
...
...
...
>Wait....
>What the fuck!?
>Radiant Dawn is here?
>How?
>You're Radiant Dawn!!
>What do you do?
...
...
...
>Roll with it.
"Dawn... there you are! I thought you said you were going to bed?"
>"I was.", Dawn said, "But my heart was aching when I realized that I left him there all by himself."
>"So you're going to apologize to him?", Starburst asked.
>"It would be the most polite thing to do.", Dawn responded.
"Great! That's great!! I'm sure he'll forgive you!!"
>"I'm sure he will too, Mrs. Sparkle. Well I'm off to see him now. Bye!"
>And with that, the young doppelganger left.
>Leaving you confused on who she really is.
>Starburst then backed off a bit.
>She looked a bit embarrassed.
>"Ummm..... Sorry mom.", Star apologized.
"No... I was sounding kinda suspicious."
...
...
...
"I'll go cook supper."
>"I'll look forward to it."
>Both of you then leave awkwardly.
>Star goes to her room and you go to the kitchen.
>As you arrive in the kitchen one question then came to mind.
>Who's Radiant Dawn now.
 
>Be Radiant Dawn.
>Actually you're not Radiant Dawn.
>You're actually Flurry Heart.
>You enter Nighty's room.
>You spot Nighty reading comics.
>Fucking nerd.
>Manega is better.
>Anyways...
>Better go talk to him.
"Hey Nighty."
>Nighty then looked at you.
>"Oh hey Dawn! I thought you went to sl-"
>You then kiss Nighty.
>You don't know how long it lasted.
>But it felt like forever.
>You then break away.
>Nighty then looks at you.
>He's blushing very hard.
>You then give a small smile.
"I'll give you more on our next date."
>You said with a sense of want.
>You then leave the room.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
...
...
...
...
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!
>Wasn't Dawn against the idea of you doing this kind of stuff?
>Is it heat season already?
>And no you're not talking Summer.
>You're talking about when mares want a stallion's cock inside them.
>If that's the case though...
>You're basically the stallion in a house full of mares.
>In a village where most of the town consists of mares.
>Ruled by mares.
...
...
...
>FUCK!!!
>Why didn't you go with your dad?!
>Maybe you would've had a chance of not getting raped.
>But no!!!
>You wanted to try a blind date!
>Well this is great!!
>How are you going to get out of this?!
...
...
...
>Wait... why are you complaining?
>Should you be complaining?
>Is this a good situation for you or a bad situation?
>Maybe you should ask your mom about this.
>Speaking of her.
>"Nighty!! Supper's done!!"
"OK Mom!!!"
>Well dinner was kinda fun tonight.
>It was a mixture of several leftovers made into one soup.
>Needless to say.
>It tasted awkward.
>You noticed everyone at the table.
>There's your mom.
>Starburst.
>Moon Dancer.
>Flurry.
>But Dawn is missing.
>You know she's probably asleep, but did she really went to bed without dinner?
>There was also the fact that you wanted to talk to your mom about the heat situation.
>But again it's a table full of mares.
>So that will be even more awkward.
>Either way.
You should probably enjoy supper.
>Nothing says tasty like Springroll soup.
>It can't be that bad.
...
...
...
>Well your stomach is hurting.
>You question if your mom knew what she was doing?
>Probably not.
>Either way your stomach is hurting a lot.
>Wonder how everyone else is feeling?
>Probably better?
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You had no idea what you were doing when you decided to mash all the leftovers to one big soup.
>You should have made it a salad instead.
>Now because of your mistake.
>You're stomach hurts a lot.
>Too much grease.
>You should have let Flurry attempt to do something with it.
>Then again she only seems to cook when she's frustrated.
>So she probably wouldn't have do it.
>Anyways, you should try to get some sleep.
 
>Be Moon Dancer.
>You curse Flurry's name.
>Mostly because you know for a fact this is somehow your fault that your stomach is hurting!
>She always makes her food so greasy!
>Tonight's going to be a rough night.
 
>Be Flurry.
>You toss and turn to calm your upset stomach.
>It's official.
>Your aunt can't cook!
>You try to talk to Star about this situation.
"Hey Star... my stomach hurts..."
>"Why do you say that?"
"It's feels like it's bloating and burning inside me."
>"Huh? What do you think caused it?"
"The food maybe?"
>"The food? Why do you say that?"
"Well it didn't start earlier before that!"
>"I don't know what you're saying, my stomach is fine."
"Wait! You actually liked that cooking?!"
>"My mom and I may not see eye to eye, but that doesn't mean I can't love her cooking."
>You were about to daw at the moment.
>But then you remembered your stomach hurts like hell!
"Well it's really hurting mine Star!!"
>"Watch some anime. Maybe it'll help you sleep better."
"I guess you're right... Wonder what's on right now."
>You then put on your portable tv.
>You hear the announcer to the station.
>"You're watching Dragon Ball, next it's Dragon Ball Z, followed by Dragon Ball GT."
>You groan.
>You've already seen all of those!
"I kinda wish they had better shows on at the moment!"
>"Well if nothing's good on there, maybe you should try another station."
"Fine."
>You turn the knobs to try and find something good.
>You find another station.
>Seems a show just started.
 
>"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku the shape shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me."
>Sword sound!
>Sword sound!
>Sword sound!
>"Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!"
 
...
...
...
>You came as you saw that intro!
>Such badassery!
>Such awesome artwork!
>It reminds you so much of Rupony Kenshin.
>Except this is in the future and the villain is a literal demon.
>You continue to watch this series.
>Maybe something good will come out of it.
>8 hours later.
>You continue to watch the series.
>Sure you could have slept but this show was addicting.
>Although you were suppose to do something today... what was it?
>Eh, you'll figure it out later.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>After getting out of bed you then start your mission.
>You grab a shovel.
>Go to the basement.
>It's time to start digging.
>You gotta prepare for the worst.
>So you're going to build yourself a bunker!
>You then try to start digging.
>Clank.
>Clank.
>Clank.
...
...
...
>You forgot the floor was made of crystals, and not wood.
>Which you're going to have to find a pick ax.
>You then head to the shed.
>You then go back out of the basement.
>You pass your mom on the way to the shed.
>She tries to get some conversation.
>"Hey Nighty! What are you up to?"
"Do you know where the pick ax is?"
>"Left corner of the tool area."
"Thanks mom."
>You said as you left
>"No problem Nighty."
...
...
...
>"Wait! Nighty why do you need a pick ax?"
>Well after you were told to go the living room to explain your motives to her.
>"You're wanting to dig up the floor to the basement to create a bunker?"
"Y-yes."
>"Nighty... why do you think you need bunker?"
"It's near heat season right?"
>"Nighty it's been summer for about-"
"Not that kind of heat...."
>"What else is there, there's only that.... oh..... you mean a mare's estrus."
"Please don't say it like that."
>"What? I'm just using the scientific term."
"Yeah... but it's still awkward."
>"Nighty it's just a mare going through a reproductive cycle making it possible for her to get pregnant."
"I know what it is mom... you, dad, and I had this talk already."
>"Then what seems to be the problem?"
"Let's see... Oh yeah! I'm the only pony within this household right now that currently has a penis."
>"And you're point is?"
"In a castle filled with 4 mares, in a city mostly consisting of mares."
>"Oh.... I see what you're saying now. But Nighty I don't think any pony here is going to want to use you for this sort of thing. I mean we can be desperate, but I don't think any mare in this town is that desperate. Although there is Flurry..."
"I still don't want to take that chance though."
>Your mother could tell you were somewhat worried about this.
>She did see most of your points.
>But was there anything she could do about it?
>"Hmm.... I have no idea on what to tell you."
"R-really? No words of wisdom?"
>"Nope, none at all. Unless you can find a way to seclude yourself."
...
...
...
"Maybe there is!!"
>"Huh?"
"Mom! Can I stay at the castle of the two sisters while that happens?"
>"..... no."
"What?"
>"That place can be dangerous Nighty, and I would rather you not get injured there at all."
"Please!! It'll only just be for a week!"
>"..... Alright... but pack a lot of water, bread, and peanut butter. I want to know you at least have something to eat and drink."
"Yes ma'me."
>"And I want you to stay in the library, don't go anywhere else."
"Alright."
>"And please try not to break anything."
"Come on mom! You I don't break anything."
>"I know... I just want you to be safe."
"So... when does this process start again?"
>"I don't know..."
"What do you mean you don't know?"
>"Just sort of happens."
"So this could literally happen without warning?"
>"Well when you put it that way.... yes."
"Dammitt!"
>"Language Nighty!"
"Sorry mom..."
>"Anyways if I were to see any signs I would be sure to inform you."
"Thanks mom."
>"In the meantime though..... Are you excited for your next date Nighty!?"
"Huh?"
>"Dawn told me she wanted to go on another date with you! What do you say Nighty?"
>Flashbacks of last night then started playing in your mind.
>Especially that one line.
>"I'll give you more on our next date."
>What exactly did she mean by that?
>Anyways you better answer now.
"Um... I think we should do it next week."
>"Next week? Why so long?"
"Well... if I tell you this you promise to keep it a secret?"
>"Sure......"
"Well...."
>You tell her what happened last night.
>How Dawn just went up to you and just decided to make out with you.
>Your mother...
>She reacted as if she didn't do it.
>Although this confuses you for a bit.
>"Umm... well... I'm going to talk to Moon Dancer about this behavior Dawn showed you last night. I'll be right back."
>And with that your mom left.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkles.
>MOTHER FUCKING FLURRY!!!
>WHAT THE HELL DID WE SAY TO YOU ABOUT THIS!!!
>YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORSE!!!
>Be Flurry Heart.
>You're asleep.
>You were busy binge watching a show last night.
>All night.
>You enjoy your sleep for a while.
>Nothing can ruin it.
>"FLURRY HEART!!!!!!!!!"
>You wake up!
>Your aunt sounds like she's pissed.
>What go her into a mood.
>"Flurry! Why did you make out with my son?!"
>Now you're wide awake.
"Um....... You know..... funny story."
>"I'm listening."
"But first... we should get out of here."
>"Why?"
"Mostly because my cousin, you're daughter is here."
>Your aunt then notices that your cousin is near.
>Luckily she's still asleep.
"Moon Dancer's room?"
>"Sure...."
>You both then leave for Moon Dancer's room.
>You make sure the door is closed.
>"Alright Flurry...", your aunt began, "Why did you make out with my son as Dawn?"
"Well... I thought it would be fair since you left him."
>"I thought you said you were going to apologize!?", Twilight asked.
"I did.... through a different method."
>"Sweet Celestia! Why? Just.... WHY?!?!"
"Well I thought he deserved it."
>"I'm trying to make this a mostly platonic friends relationship!"
"What's the use of being his fillyfriend if you're just going to make it platonic!?"
>"Well.... I guess have a point. But... You just went tier 15 on his flank!!"
...
...
...
"Tier 15 is sex.... Please do me a favor aunt Twi.. and never talk like that again."
>"I see your point. Just promise me you won't do this ever again."
"Fine! I promise!"
>"Good! Also you have three more days added to dish washing."
"Dammit!"
>"You got an extra day."
"Seriously?!?!"
 
>Be Moon Dancer.
>You enjoy your morning bowl of cereal.
>It's just a nice bowl of Apple Jacks.
>You continue to eat your cereal.
>You then notice Twilight's son, Night Light Jr enter the kitchen.
>You stare at him as he begins to reach for the bread.
>He looks good for his age.
>Decent figure.
>Smart.
>Obviously wants a date.
>Maybe you could convince Twi to Dawn for a bit and maybe you two could g-
>"Hey Moony!"
>Oh great... it's your "rival".
"What do you want?"
>"Listen.", Flurry began, "I know I was kinda harsh on you... but I think I am ready work with you to learn the Book Jumping spell."
"You... actually want me to teach you how to actually do this spell."
>"Well... I waited long enough... and I want to learn this spell."
"I see... Why though?"
>"W-why?", Flurry repeated nervously, "W-w-well.... Um.... personal reasons."
"... You want to fuck a manega character?"
>"...... yeah...."
"Going to be honest I never thought about doing this myself. But... I guess since it was part of the deal, I will teach you. But first... did you pass that test?"
...
...
...
>"I actually need to take that."
"Celestia Dammit Flurry!!!"
>You then get ready to write out Flurry's test.
>From what Twilight told you, Flurry had about 5 essay questions to do.
>Doesn't seem that hard.
>It's only 5 essay questions.
>You could do those in your sleep.
>Anyways better get this damn test over with.
>You then begin writing out the questions for Flurry.
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>You might as well buy some peanut butter and water to make things easier for you.
>You head to the Ponyville market with your mom.
>She apparently needed to buy some stuff as well.
>You head to the store with your mom with your huge amount of bits.
>You barely spend your money that much anyways so it's better to buy some supplies.
>You head to the sandwich section to get the peanut butter.
>You look around.
>There are various brands of Peanut butter within the shelves.
>But which one to get?
>The best quality?
>The cheapest price?
>The one with jelly packed within it as well?
>You don't know which one is the best one to get?
>You keep yourself busy with the peanut butter for a bit.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You wander around the store for a while.
>You keep your eyes out for a group around Nighty's age.
>Maybe you can get some ideas on how kids his age speak or are interested in now.
>You're lucky that Nighty is always decisive when it came to picking his brands.
>You look a bit longer for a group of kids.
>You then finally find a group.
>Bingo.
>They seem to be Nighty's age.
>You decide to go up to them.
>Not as yourself.
>You use the 8 minute disguise for a bit.
>You are now Radiant Dawn.
>You then approach the group.
"Hello there!"
>You awkwardly introduce yourself.
>The group just stares at you.
>You don't know why.
>You just said hello.
"So... What are you bros doing?"
>They continue to look at you.
>"Um.. Hello?", one of the colts finally responded.
"Hello again. So what you cool colts doing?"
...
...
...
>"Is she messing with us?"
>"Does she really think we're cool?"
>"She has to be fucking with us."
"Umm... I am here you know. And I really want to know wat you guys are up to?"
>The group then finally look back at you.
>"Well if you really want to know.", one of the colts responded, "We're getting ready for a DnD game."
"A DnD game?"
>"Yeah! It's at the local comic shop. We're going to be playing the greatest dungeon master of all time. Anonymous the Destroyer! No one has ever beaten their dungeon before."
"Sounds fun! When does it start?"
>"..... You're serious?"
"I want to try it out. So when does it start?"
>".... tonight.... at 8:00 PM."
"Awesome! I'll be there and bring a friend!"
>You then leave the group.
>You go to a safe area to finally undo your transformation.
>You celebrate as you finally found something interesting to do with your son for the next date tonight.
>You should talk to Moon Dancer for tonight's date.
>"Hey Twilight! What'cha doing there?"
"Celebrating!"
>"Really now? What's the occasion?"
>"I just set up a date for me and my son."
...
...
...
>"WHAT IN TARNATION DID'JA JUST SAY?!"
>You then realize what you just said as well.
>And that you were talking to somepony.
>And not just anypony.
>Applejack.
>"Well at least that proves your son isn't gay... but... what the hell Twi?!"
...
...
...
>Well you fucked up!!
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>You continue staring at the many styles of peanut butter.
>How long have you stood there?
>8 minutes?!
>And you still haven't found anything good!?
>Seriously what to choose!?
>"What'cha doing tiny dick?"
"Trying to look at which peanut butter to get."
>"Ah see... why not get the chocolate one?"
"I know my mom isn't going to let me carry that."
>"It's not like you have to eat it all day."
"Actually I have to for a whole week."
>"A whole week?!"
"I'm going to be hiding for heating season."
>"Hiding... you're going into hiding when the biggest orgy of Ponyville is going on?"
"Well sorry for basically saving myself for marriage!"
>"Oh you're those kind of ponies. even though you masturbate."
"Hey that's a low blo....."
>You then finally notice you were actually in a conversation with another pony and not talking to your inner monologue.
>Api Apple of all ponies.
>"So where are you going to hide?", Api teased, "Maybe I'll come up for a visit"
"I'd rather die than tell you!!"
>You then ran away to try and find your mom.
 
>Meanwhile...
>With a certain princess.
>You're busy with you're test.
>It's been about 20 minutes....
>And You got all but one done.
>Why is it so hard?
>Why can't you answer this damn question.
>It's bugging the hell out of you!
>You need a break.
>Maybe a few minutes of anime will help you remember.
>You raise your hoof.
"Hey Moon Dancer... can I take a break?"
>"Nope.", Moon Dancer replied, "Twilight told me not to give you any breaks during your test."
"But this one question is really hard!"
>You whined.
>"Well I don't care.", Moon Dancer mimicked you.
>Well this sucks.
>You spent 20 minutes (Soon to be 21) on this test and this one question is hard as hell!!
>You have to convince her give you a break.
>Maybe you can black mail her.
>Actually....
>You do know something juicy about her.
>Maybe it'll work.
"I'll tell Twilight about your signed copy of Boku no Pico."
...
...
...
>"You got 5 minutes.", Moon Dancer said in defeat.
 
>Meanwhile....
>With a certain yellow, warrior Princess.
>You patrol the area.
>You have to make sure that the perimeters are safe.
>It's been a while since you actually patrolled the area anyways.
>Although from the past few days, it doesn't seem there is any sort of assassin.
>Still...
>It's best to keep close to her.
>Although...
>Maybe it's some sort of changeling.
>It seems to be a possibility.
>You continue patrolling the area.
>And continue to investigate the environment.
>Maybe find a clue that the assassin is near.
>All of a sudden...
>You hear hoof steps coming from behind.
>You turn around.
"Halt!"
>You command.
"Who goes there?!"
>"Starburst! Relax! It's just me!"
>You then see Flurry Heart.
>Now finished with her test you assume.
"Flurry, what are you doing here? Did you finish your test."
>"..... Maybe....."
"What happened?"
>"Well..."
 
>Be Flurry.
>3 minutes ago.
"I'll also tell Aunt Twilight that you have snips of her hair in your drawer."
>"Alright! I get the picture dammit!! You can take a long ass break!! Just don't tell her anything about my personal stuff! Luna!!"
"It was pleasure doing business with you!"
 
>Be Starburst.
>Flurry was just giving you that smug grin of her's.
>As if she expects you to know what happened.
>Anyways time to break the silence.
"So why are you here again?"
>"Oh! Well you see," she began, "since I'm on my 2 hour long break from Moon Dancer I decided to spend a large amount of time with you. Mostly because you're the only one that's here."
"OK then.... and you want to?"
>"Hmm.... good question. Well we got two hours to ourselves! How about we just walk around Ponyville for a bit!!"
>As much as you want to help your father find this assassin, you have no choice but to be your cousin's babysitter/bodyguard.
>So you have to tag along.
"Sure... just let me take my armor off and get a quick rinse."
>"Yay!!", your cousin cheered, "We're going to have so much fun today!!"
>After a quick shower you and Flurry then start going around Ponyville.
>Mostly just sight seeing though to pleasure your cousin.
>You travel through most of Ponyville.
>You both then reach the super market.
>It's at it's usual state.
>Somewhat crowded and filled with soccer moms trying to get the best deals.
>Anyways better start looking around.
>You look around for a bit.
>You then reach the board game section.
>You see a few decent board games here and there.
>Don't wake Daddy,
>Trouble.
>Sorry,
>Uno
>Monopoly.
>Operation.
>Clue.
>Radiant Dawn talking to some colts.
>Yahtzee
...
...
...
>Wait?
>Dawn is here?!
>Why is she here?
>When did she leave?
>Does her mother know?
>You might as well go up to her and ask.
>You trot towards her.
 
>Be Flurry.
>You were looking at the interesting adult board games there were available in this section.
>Such as Battle of the Sexes and such.
>You then see Star pass right by you.
>You try to get her attention.
"Hey Star where are you.... go.... ing.....?"
>You then notice what caught her attention.
>It's Radiant Dawn.
>AKA Your Aunt!
>AKA HER MOM!!
>You have to distract her somehow.
>But how?!
>You then notice a poster place on the wall.
>You rip it out and shove it at Starburst's face.
>"Flurry!", she scolded, "What was that for?!"
"Look! Look! It's a.. a.... uh...."
>Shit!
>You forgot to look at the poster.
>"A charity show?"
"Yeah! A charity show!!"
>"And this is important why?"
"Because.... look at the shows."
>"Let's see.... Coloratora, The Ponytones, and a surprise magic show."
"Doesn't that sound amazing?!"
>"I guess."
"So let's go back and get ready... and I have to finish my test first."
>"That would make sens for you to do."
"Yeah... I have to finish my test first in order to go."
>"OK...."
"So... let's go home!!"
>You then drag your cousin out of the store.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You are now in front of Applejack.
>You have no idea how to get yourself out of this mess.
>You know Applejack isn't just going to let you go with this.
>Maybe you should try talk casually.
"H-h-hi Applejack."
>"Don't you "Hi Applejack", me!", Applejack scolded you, "I want a clear answer from you! What is this about?"
"Um..... OK Applejack I can't lie to you.... I'm trying to get my son straight."
>"Funny... Nighty told me already that he was never gay."
"Oh...... oh shoot."
>"Seriously Twilight. What is all this about?"
"OK! I'll tell you the truth! I'm trying to get my son into dating."
>"There you go... the truth is set free.... now... why the hell are you lying to your son?"
"I-i-it's a temporary situation. I mean as soon as he finds somepony else. Then I'm going to break up with him. Now if you don't mind I have to go find my son and-"
>"You know this will hurt him?"
"Huh?"
>"You're going to end up hurting him more than helping."
"N-no... I'm not going to hurt my son by doing this, and when I let him go, I'll be nice and easy."
>"That's not what Ah'm saying at all Twi. Ah mean what if he finds out? How do you think he's going to find out when-"
>"Find out what?", said a small colt.
>You then look behind you.
>It's your son, Nighty.
>"Mom... what is Applejack talking about.", your curious son asked.
>"Well....", Applejack began, "if you must know Nighty, your mother is-"
"Going to buy you three jars of Chocolate Peanut Butter!!"
>"R-really?!", your son responds.
"EXACTLY!! I need you to get three jars for me."
>"Wow!!", your son exclaimed, "Thanks mom!!!"
>Your son then leaves to get the peanut butter.
...
...
...
>"Ah'm going to tell him!", Applejack exclaims.
Don't you dare!!"
>"Ah'm sorry Twi but Ah have to."
"Please Applejack!! I'm begging you!!"
>Applejack then sighs.
>"... Fine..."
"Thank you Applejack!"
>"But promise me... promise me that you get out of this as quickly as possible."
"I-I'll try."
 
>Be Moon Dancer.
>Flurry should have been done with her break by now.
>What's taking her so long?
>You pace around.
>Knowing that she had only one question left to answer.
>It can't br that hard to answer.
>You continue pacing for a bit.
>You then hear the door open.
>You expect it to be Flurry.
>Nope.
>It's Twilight and her son.
>... Meh you would rather deal with her than Flurry.
>Twilight then walks up to you.
>"Hey Moon Dancer... can I speak to you for a moment.", she said casually, "in private"
>Oh my gosh!
>Twilight wants to talk to you.
>IN PRIVATE!!!
>You wonder what she's going to say to you.
>You start fantasizing it.
>You can see it now.
>Her mane flowing as she speaks to you.
>"Oh Moon Dancer..", she began, "I was a fool for thinking that Flash was the one for me! It was you who only deserves my passionate love!! Is there anyway you can forgive me for this dreadul act that I have comitted?"
"Of course!! I'll always forgive you for your small mistakes my love..."
>You exclaim to Twilight.
...
...
...
"I'm confused...", the real Twilight began, "Are you currently treating me like your child at the moment?"
"..... eeyes,,,,,,,,"
"Hm.... Actually I need to talk to you about that. Moon Dancer do you know anything about Dungeons and Dragons?"
"Dungeons and Dragons. It's a tabletop rpg.... other than that nothing really."
>"Well I better get to studying."
"Wait! Huh?! Why are you interested in DnD right now?"
>"Because that's Dawn and Nighty's next date."
>She said looking through her books.
>She knew there had to be something in there.
"Twilight do you even have a book for this kind of stuff?"
>"Moon Dancer, I have a lot of books. Books for how to make the best sleepover, parties, making friends, sex positions, dating,everything from A to Z. I should have at least something like this."
"..... You have a book on sexual positions?"
>"Yeah.... so?"
"Don't you think your son will get into th-"
>"Been there... and we took care of that problem."
"Oh... I see...."
>"Now help me find this book."
"O... OK...."
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You now head towards the kitchen.
>Three jars of chocolate peanut butter.
>All to yourself.
>For almost a whole week.
>At the Castle of the Two Sisters.
>This is going to be sweet!
>Not to mention all the books you're going to read there.
>All of them filled with ancient spells to learn how to use.
>Maybe this will help you out a bit becoming a great and powerful wizard.
>You continue to marvel at the thought.
>Until you heard a small knock from the door.
>You decide to open it.
>You see that it's Flurry and Starburst.
>Flurry greets you the best way she knows how.
>By tackling you.
>"Nighty!!", your cousin says as she pins you to the ground.
>Oh Sweet Celestia!
>She's in heat isn't she?!
>"Nighty! Nighty!!", your cousin yells as she tries to get your attention, "Look!"
>What does she want to show you.
>Please don't let it be her possibly sore mare bits.
>You shield your eyes for a bit.
>But.... one quick peek can't hurt right?
>You uncover your eyes to see....
>A charity show poster.
>"Look at it Nighty!! Doesn't it look awesome?!"
"Yeah..... sure."
>"So I was wondering.... do you want to come with? Star already said yes!!"
>"I said if mom will allow us, yes.", Starburst corrected,
>"Either way... you still want to come with us?", Flurry asked.
"..... You know what sure. It possibly won't hurt me."
 
>Be Twilight.
>After a thorough search through the book shelves, you find the DnD rule book.
>You took a quick look through the rules to get an idea on what you plan do with your son tonight.
>With luck the two of you will enjoy it.
>You look at the requirements needed to get your character set up.
>You then hear a knock coming from you door.
"Come in!"
>You notice your son then come in.
>"Hey mom.", he greets, "Can I ask you something?"
"Sure. What's the problem?"
>"Well...."
>He then shows a poster.
>Seems to be for a charity show.
>And from the looks of it, it seems to be decent.
>Although....
"I'm guessing you're wanting to go?"
>"Well Star is also wanting to know if she can go to?", Nighty continued, "So.... can I go?"
"Um.... Well... Tell Star yes."
>"YES!! I should probably get ready fo-"
"But.... You can't go."
>"Huh? But..... Why?!"
"Well... Dawn said she was interested in going on a date again with you tonight."
>"Another date?! But you said you would convince her to do one next week!"
"Well... to be honest it's hard to say no to her. I mean do you know how sad her face gets when she's disappointed."
>"But mom! I don't want to date her! I want to go to the charity show."
"Well... I'm sorry. Also I'm pretty sure it'll still be there tomorrow."
>"B-but."
"I promise I'll make it up to you if you do this."
>"B-b.... Fine.... When do we go?"
"In... about an hour. She's getting some stuff ready."
"O-OK...."
>You're son looks glum.
>You know it's unfair.
>But you're trying to help.
>You know you're going to.
>You should probably get ready now.
>You have an hour to study your stats for a bit.
>You're helping him this way....
>Right?
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You decide to sulk in your room for for a bit.
>You never wanted to date this filly.
>But you had to be the nice colt.
>You had to play along with this.
>Sure she was cute...
>But aside from that and a nice flank there really isn't anything special about this filly.
>If anything you went to the first date as a way to humor yourself.
>But now this filly has an obsession with you.
>By forcing you to date her and forcefully making out with you.
>Now you're not able to go to the charity show because of her.
>You sigh from all the fun you're going to miss because of this date.
>Who knows maybe Star and Flurry will bring you a souvenir.
>That'll be OK if anything.
...
...
...
>Who are you kidding?
>Being there is much better than just bringing some sort of gift from the show brought over to you.
>If only there was a way to make her no longer attracted to you.......
>Wait a second maybe there is.
Apparently you're suppose to take your date to the comic store.
>But nopony said you could take her for a quick stop.
>You wait for your date to arrive.
>You have about thirty minutes left to spare.
>Might as well look through your catalog of coupons to find a restaurant that carries something she possibly won't like.
>Donut Joe apparently added added another donut place.
>Nah... they can't be that dirty.
>There's that spaghetti place.
>But they're probably expensive.
>You also have that Hayburger place.
>But your mom loves that place and she can't stand messy food.
>Funny though that's she's willing to stuff her face with the what you believe to be the greasiest food to exist.
>There has to be somewhere!
>I mean you got all these coupons for different restaurants
>There has to one that's useful.
...
...
...
>You then finally notice one.
>One Coupon that carries infinite power.
>One that has your mother cringe in fear.
>If it does that with her....
>Imagine how she would react to it.
>This has to work.
>You bring some leftover bits.
>You carry the coupon.
>Looks like you're going to have dinner at Pepe the Burro's Fresh Mexican Cuisine!
 
>Be Twilight.
>You have to get ready for your date.
>You were about to go outside.
>Until you bumped into your son.
>You noticed that he's busy getting ready for a bit.
"Nighty? Why are you still getting ready?"
>"Well I thought it would be nice if I would get her dinner.", your son replied.
"Oh you're going to m-.... My friend's daughter."
>"Yeah... I thought it would be the gentlecolt thing to do."
"It is Nighty. I'm very proud of you for doing that."
>"Thanks mom. Anyways I'm going to wash my mane real quick, so I'll see you later."
>Then your see your son leave you.
>He looks like he's going to make this a good date.
>Hopefully they won't mind if you two are late.
>You should probably get into your disguise and hide in 'Dawn's room' for a bit.
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>You then went straight to the bath room.
>You went on to wash you main.
>Although... maybe you should try to change your mane style.
>You could spice up the style.
>You then take the pair of scissors and a brush.
>You may be new to this, but you think you can do it.
...
...
...
>After a few seconds...
>You came up with this result.
>It works....
>You guess.
>Kind of a bald spot where your horn is.
>But it works.
>Shows how long your horn is.
>And you know what mares say about long horns.
>They have good magic.
>Anyways you better go downstairs and wait for your date.
>You then head downstairs with your bits and coupons.
>You sit on the family sofa.
>Waiting for Dawn.
>She shouldn't take that long.
>You continue to sit down for a bit longer until she finally appeared.
>She then comes towards to you.
>She then leans forward.
>"Hey Nighty.", she greeted, "So your mom told me you're going to take me somewhere to eat?"
"Yes... and I know the place."
>"Ooh! I can't wa-..... what did you do to your mane?"
"Oh you mean this? I just decided to stylize it. Do you like it?"
>"Night Light Jr?! Why the hell do you think you could cut your mane?!"
".... So you don't like it?"
>"No... I don't hate it.. it's just... different."
"Different is good though."
>".... I guess. But we better leave soon. We have to get the comic shop by seven pm."
"OK.... I'll bring you to the restaurant now. Just follow me."
>"I can do that."
"Good.. trust me you'll love it."
>You both then start heading out.
>Apparently you have to eat this food fast.
>Otherwise you're going to be late.
>Thankfully `Pepe the Burro's show is next to the comic shop.
>Probably some business deal the two had.
>Worked.
>He's been there for about half a year.
>So he's probably a good taco chef.
>Although...
>Your date seems to disagree.
>She seems to be cringing at the thought of entering.
>You're now getting to her.
>You both enter the restaurant.
>This will be the first time you ate a taco.
>But according to your mother, they're the most disgusting food to ever exist.
>So maybe it'll work.
>You both look around.
>The restaurant seemed to be cleaned on the inside.
>Music seemed to playing from every corner.
>Eve though they are playing from the stage.
>It's a small band playing with nothing but trumpets, accordions, giant guitars, and even bigger drums.
>The music seems to be filled with energy.
>Must be a party song from Mexicolt.
>So what else is here.to analyse.
>Well there are barely any donkey waiters.
>Maybe they're the chefs.
>Well you better take a seat with your date.
>A stallion then leads you to your seat and then gives you your menu.
>He then asks you what you want to drink.
>You say water.
>Dawn asked for a nice sangria.
...
...
...
>Isn't that an alcohol.
>Anyways you look through your menu.
>You try to find the most disgusting food with in the menu.
>You look for a word that seems the most disgusting.
>You then see.a word that seems to work.
>And now you wait....
>You wait for the waiter to order you quesadilla.
>The waiter then trotted up to you.
>He brought you your drinks and then pulled out his note pad.
>He asks what you two want.
>"I'll have the salad.", Dawn replies, giving him her menu.
>He then looks at you.
>"And you Senior?", the waiter asks.
"Well.... I'll have your quesadillas. I have a coupon for it."
>You hand him the coupon.
>The waiter looks at it.
>His eyes open wider.
>He then looked at the kitchen.
>"Hey Paco!!", he yelled.
>He gained the chef's attention.
>"Está tomando el reto!", he yelled
>"¡¿Seriamente?!", the chef replied.
>"Y él es sólo un niño!", the waiter said.
>"Santo puta mierda!", The chef said in surprised.
>"Well what are you waiting for!?", the waiter continued, "Get a move on!!"
>You don't know why... but you feel as if you triggered something.
>You both wait for your food to come.
>You then see the waiter come back holding a plate full of veggies.
>Probably Dawn's salad.
>He then hands it to her.
>Although your quesadilla seems to be absent.
>You get the waiter's attention.
"Ummm... where's my food?"
>"It'll be coming soon.", he said.
>You wait for a few more minutes.
>You then notice the waiter coming back again.
>This time he's trying to get something out of the kitchen.
>Seems like he's having a hard time trying to get something out.
>After a few more minutes.
>He finally gets out.
>Carrying a trolley with what seems to be filled with twenty plates of food.
>Each of them having a lid on top of them.
>He then takes that trolley towards your table.
>He then stares at you.
>"You ready senior?", the waiter asked you.
"Umm... ready? Ready for what?"
>"The challenge senior!!", he continued, "You wanted to do it!"
"What? But all I did was give you a coupon."
>"That was no coupon senior! That was a pass to do the challenge."
"Challenge? What challenge?"
>He breathes in.
>Acting like he's going to give it some build up!
>"It's..."
>He then finally takes off one of the plates lids.
>To reveal a plate full of quesadillas.
>"You gave us us the flyer bro! And now you have to take-"
>"The One Thousand Quesadilla Challenge!!", the whole restaurant cheered.
>"Finish this senior and you get this meal for free, along with a year's worth of free meals here.", the waiter continued, "But! If you fail... You have to pay for every single one of them. So... you ready now?"
"..... But... I didn't want this."
>"Too bad senior! We worked hard to make these!! You have to at least try to eat all of these! And if you refuse, you lose!! You have to pay for all of these!"
"...... Oh...... shit........"
>"Nighty!", Dawn said, "Language!"
>"Well senior?", the waiter asked.
>You look again at one of the plates full of food.
>You really wanted to disgust your date.
>But this isn't how you wanted to do it.
>But Dawn's reaction.
>It's so fucking poetic!
>The amount of fear, he amount of cringe, the amount of disgust.
>It's so priceless.
>You know what....
>FUCK IT!
"I'll do it!!"
>"He's doing it!!!", the waiter announced to the whole restaurant.
>Well it's time to begin.
>You stare at your food.
>Looking at the contents of your food.
>Seems to be only a grilled tortilla with only cheese
>You don't know why your mother hates this food.
>It doesn't look that disgusting.
>Although your date does seem to find it that way.
>She's sweating bullets.
>She's seeming to only concentrate at the quesadillas that your are about to eat.
>So it's working so far.
>Now to make it even more disgusting.
>Now normally pick you would pick up your food with your magic.
>But....
>It's time for you to get dirty.
 
>Be Radiant Dawn/Twilight Sparkle.
>You're amazed on how your son can just pig out like this.
>Where would he even learn to do this?
>You should really give him some more table manners.
>In fact you could give it to him now...
>But dear sweet Celestia it is so horrible to watch!
>Seeing your son biting into those cheesy demons one by one.
>Seeing him chew them up.
>Bit by bit.
>It's so disgusting!!
>It's OK though.
>You are going to be OK.
>It's your son eating the quesadillas.
>Not you.
>I mean it's not like he can actually eat them all.
>Maybe you can try to talk him out of this.
>OK try to talk him out by being nice and casual.
 
>Be Night Light Jr
>You continue to eat your meal.
>Trying to disgust Dawn as much as you could.
>Maybe now she'll stop harassing you.
>You continue to eat faster and more disgustingly.
>"Night Light Jr," you heard your date began, "What are you doing? You can't eat all those fucking quesadillas."
>Was that a challenge?
>You decide to respond.
"Fuck you! I can eat all these quesadillas!!"
>And now you're eating them faster.
>You step it up to overdrive now!
>Make it to where you're an eating machine!
>You got this.
>You're pretty sure you can eat 1000 quesadillas and make sure this filly breaks up with you.
>You continue to eat those fucking quesadillas.
>Each pone of them in a faster rate.
>Surely now she has to be disgusted by your eating habits.
>So eat.
>Eat until there's no tomorrow.
 
>Be Dawn/Twilight Sparkle.
>You watched as your son downed 3 out of 20 of those plates.
>It's amazing how much your son could eat.
>That's like what 150 of these things?!
>Holy shit!
>How could your son eat all of that and not throw up?!
>It should be impossible.
>He should at least pass out at this point.
>You continue to stare in awe and disgust as your son continues to eat the horrible delicacy.
 
>OK maybe you're not as much as a eating machine as you thought.
>Your stomach is starting to hurt from all that cheese and butter.
>Even the crowds around you are staring to notice you slowing down a bit.
>You can't continue this any longer.
>You have to stop at some point.
>So how do you get yourself out of this now?
>You then remember something.
>Somepony could help you out.
>You look at your date.
>You then grab a quesadilla.
>You put it on a plate.
>You then levitate it and send towards Dawn.
"Would you care to have a bit?"
>You said with a smile.
 
>Be Dawn/Twilight.
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>He's offering you food.
>Disgusting food!
>What do you do?
>Do you eat the food?
>Do you slap it away?
>What do you do?
>Your son then continues to give you try to give you the quesadillas.
>With that dumb ass smile on his face.
>He knows something.
>Maybe he knows you're actually his mom.
>So what now?
...
...
...
>OK...
>You think you have an idea.
>So...
>It's time to try quesadillas again.
>You take one of the quesadillas.
>You bring it close to your snout.
>You You sniff it for a bit.
>Dear Celestia!!
>It's so cheesy!
>It's so greasy!
>It's so messy!
>But you must do it.
>Remember.
>You do it him.
>And you would do it again.
>You'd do it for her, that is do her, that is to say you'd do him.
....
....
....
>Now's not the time to sing.
>Right now you have to eat this dang quesadilla.
>You bring the food up to mouth.
>You then proceed to open your mount.
>You then insert the food into your mouth.
>You chew the cheesy, greasy, messy food.
>Forcing yourself to endure horrible taste.
>Though your chewing wasn't as slobbery or messy as your son's, you couldn't help but give out this awkward chewing session.
>You're mouth was closed, but you were chewing so slowly it felt as if everypony in the room could learn how to animate you chewing.
>You couldn't help it though.
>The texture.
>The taste.
>It was all horrible.
>You had the urge to spit it all out, but you couldn't.
>You just had to endure it.
>You then stare at your son.
>Trying to make yourself seem like you're enjoying the food.
>But then noticed something.
>You're son's staring at you kinda funny.
>What's he staring at?
>Is there something on your face.
>Dear Celestia! Cheese is all over your face isn't it?!
>"Dawn....", you finally hear your son say, "Are you allergic to cheese?"
>Allergic to cheese?
>Last time you checked you weren't.
>But just to be safe...
"Why do you ask dear?"
>"Well... you horn is turning purple... and looks like it's getting longer."
"Huh?"
>You then notice through one of the cups.
>You see your reflection.
>Oh no....
>You're changing back.
>Oh no...
>Oh no...
>Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
>Quick think of someway to get out of this.
..
..
..
"I have to go to the little fillies room!"
>And then you zoomed out of the way.
>You got into the bathroom.
>Where you proceed to get out of your transformation.
>You then wash your tongue to get rid of that nasty filth.
>Luckily you carry a tooth brush for situations like these.
>You must get rid of that awful taste!
>After that then get back in your transformation.
>But first of all....
>You really need to use a toilet at the moment.
 
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You're not sure what you just witnessed.
>But... something tells you, you might have killed her with her allergens.
>You did mean to get rid of her...
>But not like that.
>You really do hope she is OK.
>Wonder what your mom would say about all of this.
>You could already imagine her just scolding you about what you did, when you could have just said, "Hey! I don't want to date you anymore. Can we just be friends?"
>That probably would have worked a lot easier than what you just did,
>Not to mention less painful.
>You're stomach is staring to hurt a bit from all of this.
>"Oi! Senor!", the waiter called for you.
>You turned around towards him.
>"You gonna finish this?"
>You look back at the table.
>There's no way you're going to finish all of that.
>In fact if you probably ate another you would probably hurl.
>So you let out a sigh of defeat.
"I'll take it to go."
>"That'll be 47 bits senor! and including your fillyfriend's salad over there, that's fifty."
>You continue to sigh as you give the waiter your spending money.
>And now you have all these quesadillas.
>Maybe this DnD group you're going to like Mexican food.
>After a few short minutes, Dawn immediately left the bathroom.
>She looked more normal than last time.
>At least to you anyways.
>She seemed to be constantly checking herself each time she had the chance to.
>Well it wasn't that many times though.
>As mentioned, the comic shop was right next to the restaurant.
>So it wasn't that far of a walk.
>You never really been here before.
>While you do read comics, you mostly buy them over at the book store.
>This will be the first time you enter here.
>So you don't really know what to expect.
>Maybe a that one neck beard that always complaining at the comic book aisle....
>Times 100.
>Well you won't know unless you enter.
>You then open the door.
>As soon as you enter the building you could see a variety of stuff happening.
>Comics books aligned properly in alphabetical order.
>The fresh smell of trading cards being open from their packages.
>The sounds of dice rolling around in the table as ponies cheered at what they got.
>It all seemed like a huge paradise....
>For Uncle Spike maybe.
>You really didn't seem to know how to feel about this area.
>Sure it looked nice.
>But it also felt kinda crowded as well.
>Even though the building could hold like thousands of ponies and there's only like 20 here.
>Still it felt crowded and awkward for you.
>Maybe your 850 quesadillas will get you somewhere around here.
>You then follow Dawn as she tried finding... something.
>You heard it was DnD but this is something you haven't even played before.
>Another thing you're completely new to.
>As you were busy trotting around staring at evreything around you accidentally bump into somepony,
>You then get your composure back.
"S-sorry about that."
>"It is no problem stranger.", the pony responded.
>This pony was wearing some sort of strange hood.
>Also seemed to have some sort voice modifier.
>Must be the work a voice spell.
>"And what brings you to this place traveler?"
"Well you see... I'm trying to find this RPG game my date is wanting me to attend."
>"Interesting story stranger", the hood pony said, "So which group do you plan on going with? Who is it that you wish to aid on their journey?"
"I do remember her mentioning someone by the name of Anonymous."
>It was then you heard the whole crowd within the store gasp.
>As if you said a name that should never be spoken.
>The cloaked pony then came closer to you.
>"Stranger....", he began, "you just got here didn't you?"
"I-I am new to this if that's what your asking."
>"And you're wanting to play Anonymous the Destroyer?"
"More like my date does and I'm just being dragged along with."
>"So you're just a tag along then stranger?"
"Y-yes...... also my name is Night Li-"
>"No it isn't stranger."
"Excuse me?"
>"In this area you are never to reveal yourself unless in certain occasions. For instance, in this area I am known as the merchant."
"The merchant?"
>"Yes."
>The merchant said as he revealed items hidden in his cloak.
>"Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger."
>You look through his items.
>All of them seemed to be dice, an arrangement of character and game pieces, cloaks, and candy bars.
"Thanks... but I have no money."
>"No money?! Bah! What are you doing here then stranger?! You need money to pay for the cloak at least. You can't play without it."
"I'm sorry it's just I was trying to get rid of my date, I accidentally got into a food challenge, now I have 850 quesadillas, all of them coming out of my allowa-"
>"Wait...", the merchant stopped you, "Did you say you say 850 quesadillas?"
"Y-yes?"
>"You spent all of your precious money on 850 quesadillas?"
"Technically 1000."
>"What the hell stranger?! Do you plan on feeding us all?"
"I think as I step foot at home with one of these, my mom's going to throw them away immediately. So why not?"
>".... Tell you what stranger... that can be your currency. I know ponies who would buy this from me."
"You're wanting to buy my quesadilla's from me?"
>"For only the right price. Give it an even trade."
".... Well I guess I'll star off with that cloak, some dice, and I guess a character?"
>"Ah.... but which one?"
"Huh?"
>"There is a variety of classes to chose from. Ranging from strong, defensive Paladin, to the great and powerful Warlock. Which class do you believe you are stranger?"
>You look at the set pieces within his cloak.
>You have no idea which is really which.
>Should you care?
>Anyways you grab into the bag searching for a piece that looks good.
>After looking and reaching in for a bit you seem to find something that interests you.
>Seems to be a magic user from what you can tell from the staff, horn, and book
>Although does it have to be female?
>Well you barely saw what looked like male characters anyways.
>So this must be your piece.
>"Ah... I see you take an interest with the Arcane Mage. Fine choice Stranger."
>He then proceeded to hand you a stack of papers to give you.
>"This will help you dearly my friend. It already has the original stats for your class.", the merchant said, "I hope you have very lucky rolls stranger."
"T-Thanks."
>"Alright then. Here's your stuff."
>The merchant then handed you your own hood along with some dice and your character piece.
>He also gave you five bits as well.
"Huh? 5 bits?"
>"That's all the money you have left over, spend it wisely stranger."
"OK then... but what's the cheapest thing I buy here?"
>"..... Best of luck to ya."
>Well there's five bits you have nothing to spend on here.
>Well you better find this Anonymous wherever the hell he is.
>But first you better finish off this application.
>Maybe it's best if you do.
>Time to grab your six sided die and start gaining buffs.
>After much rolling and writing this was the best you could come up with.
>Hopefully it's good.
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...
>You currently wonder how everyone else is doing.
>Maybe they're having more fun that you will ever have tonight.
>You'll ask when you get home.
>Anyways you better go to this table.
>Also you need to find out where the fuck Dawn went.
>She seriously needs to stop leaving you.
>This is like what, the fifth time or something like that.
>Anyways you better start searching for her then for that damn table..