Title:           Shoo Bee Doo
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Monday 5th of November 2012 12:54:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 5th of November 2012 12:54:39 AM CDT

>day shoo bee doo in Equestria
>visiting Vinyl and Octavia
>you kind of have a vague and undefined friends-with-etc. thing with Octavia
>so does Vinyl
>just sitting on the couch talking about music
>Vinyl and Octavia are passing a joint back and forth
>it's some of Applejack's finest
>you politely decline their offers
>you don't know what's in that shit but the first time you tried it, after a couple of hits you tried to take your pants off over your head
>at least that's what Vinyl told you afterwards
>she thinks it was hilarious
>Vinyl thinks a lot of things are hilarious
>she's a bit of a pothead
>that's why she wears sunglasses all the time, to hide her red eyes [spoiler]HUEHUEHUEHUEHUA[/spoiler]
>Octavia exhales cutely, already a bit glassy-eyed
>and says "Oh!  Anon, Vinyl, I've got a little surprise for both of you"
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>Octavia giggles at your owlface and gets out a little bottle
>Vinyl says "Booze?"
>Octavia boops her on the nose.  "No, silly."
>she shows you the label
>it says "were-seapony potion"
 
>Vinyl smirks and nuzzles her roommate and sometimes lover
>"Do you have something special in mind, Tavi dear?"
>"Indeed I do.  Ever done it in the water, either of you?"
>you smile
"Well, I do like swimming."
>Octavia leans over and kisses you gently
>she nibbles your lips softly
>her mouth tastes of weed, but she's such a good kisser you don't mind
>these ponies tended to be very good kissers, you had noticed
>their lips were almost prehensile
>Vinyl is grinning ear to ear
>"So, how's it work, Tavi?"
>"I just drink the potion and say the magic words, and it'll turn me into a seapony for 24 hours."
>she paused to read the label again
>"Well, no time like the present."
>she uncorks the bottle and drinks most of its contents, and makes a face.  Then she reads from the label
>"Klaatu barata, ni...  hmm.  I can't read this word."
>"Nipples!" shouts Vinyl, diving at Octavia's groin, to suck on one of her nipples right there on the couch
>Octavia moans a bit and starts giggling.  "Klaatu barata nipples!"
You smirk.  "I would have thought the magic words would be 'shoo bee doo, shoo bee doo."
>this brings forth gales of laughter from both of them
>Octavia finishes the bottle and says "Shoo bee doo!  Shoo--"
>and there is a blue around her body
>and there is a horrible cracking and popping sound as her limbs appear to lengthen
>something's wrong
 
>her forelegs and hindlegs stretch like taffy
>and each limb divides into two, splitting from the hoof back down to the shoulder of flank
>the new limbs grow, each of them is a good two meters long, lined with rows of suction-cup suckers
>Octavia's eyes are closed and she's shuddering and panting
>"Tavi?"  asks Vinyl.  "Are you all right?"
>Octavia opens her eyes, which look a bit unfocused
>"I think so, but this isn't what I was expecting."
"I think those weren't the correct magic words."
>she waves and wiggles her new octopus tentacles experimentally, then grabs Vinyl with all four of her new upper arms and pulls her close for a gentle kiss
>with another tentacle she touches your face gently, tentatively
>you expected the skin to be slimy, like some kind of cold mollusk, but it's warm and dry
>She grins.  "I think I can deal."
>Vinyl starts giggling uncontrollably and falls off the couch
>Octavia laughs at this, then turns to you
>and wraps four arms around your back, and two more around each of your legs, positioning herself on top of you, nibbling on your ear
>the very tip of one of her tentacles, smaller than your pinky finger, draws a little trail up your neck, then touches your lips, prodding insistently
>you suck on it gently
>she moans softly and whispers into your ear.  "This is going to be so much fun."
 
>The three of you repair to the bathroom.  Tavi has no trouble moving with her new limbs, but it's a bit strange to watch her wriggling along at floor level.
>Vinyl fills the tub, bending over and wiggling her horsey bubble-butt at you both
>You reach over and put a hand on each of her hips, squeezing gently.
>"Ooo.  Are you going to ravish me, you, you, you human?  Tavi's told me so much about you and your hot monkey dick."
>Tavi flicks her on the forehead with the tip of a tentacle.  "Wait your turn."  This elicits a raspberry from Vinyl.
>The three of you almost fit in the tub.  Tavi sits on the edge, exposing her belly and newly changed genitalia
>You knew her body fairly well.  She'd had a typical mare's reproductive anatomy previously, but now, this was a bit different.
>In the center of her bundle of "legs," just below her belly, she had what appeared to be a cute little pink sphincter.  She touches herself gently with the tip of a tentacle, breathing heavily.
>you run your fingertips around it, with Vinyl looking over your shoulder and gently biting your ear
>Tavi moans softly
>and you slip one finger into her, just one, into the little pink ring of tissue, exploring her new body
>there appear to be two channels inside it, one smaller, lower down, and one larger, you think the term for this may be "cloaca"
>and she is already becoming moist
>you slip your finger in deeper and she growls softly, leans forward, and presses her tongue into your mouth, hugging you with almost painful force
>"Go, tiger," whispers Vinyl in your ear.  "She likes that."  She reaches down with one marshmallow hoof to touch your cock lightly.
 
>Octavia breaks the kiss.  Her cheeks are flushed and she's breathing hard, and your finger's still inside her.
>"So," she grins.  "Who'd like to eat some seafood?"
"Me first, please."
>"I, Octavia, Queen of the Octopus Ponies, grant your request, Anonymous."
>Vinyl snorts.  "You're the only Octopus Pony."
>"Quiet, you," says Octavia, putting one tentacle into Vinyl's mouth, and using another to pluck gently at her nipples.
>you kneel, and would not be able to keep your balance this way if Octavia did not put her tentacles around your shoulders.
>She puts one especially large sucker next to your mouth and says "Kissy kissy!" and you kiss and lick the almost mouth-sized sucker tenderly.
>then you commence to kiss and lick the little pink donut exterior of her new cloaca, drawing little squeaks of pleasure from her
>she puts a tentacle on the back of your head and says, "oh, yes, right there, just like that, all the way around it feels like my clit did"
>you press the tip of your tongue into the opening and are rewarded with incoherent moans of joy and a little squeeze of the tentacle around the back of your head
>she reaches the tip of yet another tentacle down to your groin and begins to tickle your balls lightly with it
>you moan into her
>you see that she has now inserted squirming tentacles into Vinyl's cunt and anus, and Vinyl is sucking on a third avidly as she squirms in silent bliss
>you moisten a finger with your tongue and slip it inside her as you continue to work
>"Oh, Anon," she hisses.  "Don't stop, you're going to make me come."
 
>she grows hotter and wetter inside
>you put a second finger inside her, one in her vagina and one into her anus
>and begin to pump them in and out, still licking and kissing and nibbling at the sensitive ring around the exterior
>"Play me, Anonymous," she moans.  "Play my cunt, make me sing!"
>she begins squeezing your fingers and pumping her hips
>and cries out your name just once, panting and gasping and making little whinnying sounds of joy, squeezing your shoulders and chest in her tentacles
>when she stops shuddering, you stop and slowly withdraw your fingers
>she is staring down at you with a big smile, her eyes glassy with lust
>well, no, don't flatter yourself, they're both stoned
>Vinyl is still squirming away, her eyes derped with pleasure as three of Octavia's tentacles continue to writhe and twist inside her
>she appears to be coming again, you note with detachment
>Tavi smiles at you, and pulls you up to her face, and gives you a long, sloppy kiss and you suckle gently on her probing tongue
>"I want you in me now, Anonymous."
>you smile
"I wonder, does this count as your virginity, since it's your first time as an octopus?"
>Vinyl is trying to laugh but she's still got that tentacle in her mouth
>Tavi chuckles and kisses you again, and wraps the slender tip of one of her tentacles around your cock, squeezing and stroking you.
>It feels amazing, and you hug her and moan softly
>"Ah ah ah, Anonymous.  The Queen requires your seed.  Give me your seed, human!" she says with a smile.
 
>You move up face to face with her, with her four "arms" around your back, and two of her "legs" wrapped around each of yours.
>It feels almost like she's kissing you with her suckers.
>Vinyl has disengaged herself from the tentacles and is standing behind you, kissing the back of your neck.
"Ready, Tavi?"
>her response is another kiss
"I don't want to hurt you, sweetie.  You're kind of small down there now."
>"You aren't going to break me, Anon.  I'm not some porcelain doll.  Now fuck me."
>she unwraps one tentacle from around your back to grab your cock and guide its tip to her cute puckered cloaca
>"Stick your cock inside me.  Fill me up with it and fill me up with your hot, hot monkey seed.  Fuck me like we're making a foal."
>Vinyl snickers.  "She wants to make half-human, half-pony, half-octopus abominations with you, Anonymous," and licks your ear.
>you grin and turn to kiss Vinyl.
"Well, maybe we can.  I'm half gorilla, half alligator, and half earthquake myself."
>Vinyl laughs.  "That's bullshit, but I believe it."
>Tavi smiles.  "Enough talk," she says, and tugs on your cock.
>You take a deep breath.
>And press the tip of your cock against her opening.
>And plunge inside in a single motion.
>Tavi makes a high-pitched squeak.
>You stop.
"Am I hurting you?"
>her response is to squeeze her hips against yours, pulling you all the way inside her.
 
>she is hot and wonderful inside, as she always is
>you've dated a number of mares since your arrival in this strange, brightly colored world
>Tavi has become a favorite of yours
>she moans your name, and moves her hips against yours again
>and you commence moving in and out of her
>with Vinyl hugging you from behind and kissing your neck and ears
>and whispering to you
>"Fuck her harder, Anon.  Tavi's a dirty girl and she likes it rough.  Trust me, I know."
>you kiss Tavi on the neck
>"Faster," she says.  "Fuck me harder."
>she's squeezing you almost painfully with her tentacles
>four "arms" around your back, four "legs" around your waist and hips
>she's making enormous hickies all over your back
>and your motions are splashing water on the bathroom floor, but no one cares right now
>she's making that growling sound she sometimes makes
>you can tell she's going to come soon
>Vinyl is still holding onto you, but rubbing her cunt with one marshmallow hoof now.  "oog, so hot," she whispers
>and you look at Octavia's black mane
>god, you love that mane, you always liked human women with long black hair back on Earth
>and she cries out your name
>and her cunt squeezes down on you
>and you say her name, "Tavi.  Oh, Tavi--"
>and the world goes away in a gush of white fire and light
>as you follow her over the edge
>and pump your seed into her
>she screams wordlessly
 
>you hold each other, dazed and blissful
>Tavi breaks the silence
>"Anonymous, you'd better be careful.  You could turn a girl's head.  I think I saw stars."
"It's always good with you, too."
>She snickers.  "Once you go earth pony, you never go back."
>"But you're not an earth pony right now," says Vinyl, smirking.  "Anyway, it's my turn."
>Tavi reclines in the tub, and you sit in front of her, your back to her
>Vinyl says, "Now, Anon, how do you feel about facials?"
"For me or for you?"
>she boops you on the nose.  "For me, silly monkey man."
>Tavi whispers in your ear, "Vinyl is pretty freaky when she gets going."
>you have no problem with this
>Tavi is playing with your cock, using her tentacles
>you're already getting hard again
>Vinyl stands above you, grinning, and rubs her cunt again.  "You know how I like it."  Then she kneels in front of you and begins kissing and licking the tip of your cock.
>Tavi slides a tentacle around Vinyl's waist and into her cunt again, making her eyes cross.  "Not fair, Tavi."
>"And you love me for it."
>And you see a glow from Vinyl's horn
>and suddenly the sensations are almost unbearable
>you cry out
>Vinyl says, "I didn't hurt you, did I?"
"What are you doing?"
>"Telekinetically stimulating the nerve endings in your cock."
"Magic?"
>"Yeah.  How else am I going to make you shoot in my face?"
 
"You like that kind of thing?"
>"I'm having sex with a talking ape from another dimension, and you're surprised that I'm kind of weird?"
>well, she had you there
>and she had you in her mouth again, too
>and it felt very, very nice
>you reached out and began stroking her horn as her head bobbed up and down
>which made her eyes roll back
>Tavi put another tentacle in her, this time into her ass
>"Oh, I'm so going to get you for this later."
>"I look forward to it."
>then, again, that amazing feeling as she magically stimulated the nerve endings in your cock
>but not overwhelming this time
>She smiles at you.  "That's it.  Shoot in my face, sweetie.  I want your cum all over my face."
>you are all but paralyzed with joy
>"Help him over the edge, Tavi."
>Tavi smiles.  "Prepare your body, Anonymous."
>before you can ask what she means, she has stuck one of her tentacles into your ass also and is massaging your prostate divinely with it
>and you manage to squeak out Vinyl's name just once as you shoot your sticky white goo all over her face
>she appears to come herself, moments later, shuddering and squealing and making the most adorable walleyed face
>she licks her lips and grins at you
>today was an octopus pony tentacle sex day