Title: AKANAME - day two (NSFW, creepy) Author: AngryWino Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/BiJBgrJz First Edit: Monday 7th of March 2016 01:52:51 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Wednesday 13th of April 2016 04:29:06 PM CDT >You are awakened by sunlight piercing through your bedroom curtain and assaulting your face. "Fuck you, Celestia." >It's something of a daily ritual for you, now. >Hand to your face, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes, you vaguely wonder why the hangover hasn't hit yet. >This part of the morning was normally spent throwing up and dry heaving. >Maybe you were starting to develop a tolerance. /Time to up the dosage, then./ >So far, every night, you had passed out before you could finish the job. >For some reason, your boxers have been removed, and added to the heap of unwashed laundry that almost totally obscured the floor of the room. >You wonder why you're naked. >Then memories begin to creep in. /What in the fuck?/ >There is no sign of your bony red paramour from last night. /Was that all just a dream?/ >Your stomach growls at you, complaining of not having had anything except alcohol for at least sixteen hours now. "Shit. Let's see what I have for breakfast." >You gracelessly lever yourself up from your bed, pull on a pair of sweatpants, and meander haphazardly towards the kitchen. >Along the way, you note the pile of furniture in front of your bathroom. "Welp, I didn't dream that part, I guess." >In the kitchen, you open cabinets, looking for food. >You come across a box of oat cluster cereal. >Opening the fridge, you discover a carton of milk, and not much else. >The smell informs you that the milk has gone off, so you stuff it into your overfull trash. >Other bits of trash fall out, and a rodent of some kind jumps ship and runs under the counter. /Later, little dude./ >Yeah. You’re totally not bothered. >You reach into the box and grab a fistful of cereal. >Equal portions are stuffed into your mouth and scattered on the floor. >You check your booze stock. >It’s starting to get low, and you’re planning to up your consumption. >Plus, as long as your body insists on clinging to this weird pony-fucked, technicolor vale of tears, you’d rather have something to eat besides dry cereal. >So that means it’s time for one of your least favorite things. >You have to go into town and buy stuff. >You add some items to your outfit. >Socks, sandals, T-shirt, bathrobe, sunglasses. >More for your own modesty. >It’s not as if those fucking nudist ponies care what you’re wearing anyways. >You pull a bag of bits out of your dresser and drop them in the pocket of your robe. >And you carefully lock your house when you leave, lest Rarara make good on her threat to return with the Fire Brigade. >One of those equine busybodies has cleaned the debris field off your lawn. /Shit./ >Well, since you couldn’t get into your bathroom because of the furniture blockade, you decide to water the grass. /Fuck if they’re watching. Don’t care./ >You don’t even bother tying the bathrobe shut afterwards.   >”Good morning, Anon!” “Fuck off, ya cunt.” >The random, cheerful stallion stares at your back as you walk into the grocery market. >”What’s his problem?” >Grabbing a basket, you begin perusing the aisles to see what’s good to eat. /Oh. I’ve always wanted to try that./ >You pick up the container, open it, and eat it right there in the aisle with your fingers. /Not bad./ >A small foal, following his mother, stops to gape at you. >You beckon him closer. >He doesn’t move, but keeps staring. >You stamp your foot and lunge at him. >The little shit runs after his mother. >You look at the price for the thing you just ate. /Nah. Too expensive./ >You drop the open container on the floor and keep shopping. >You fill your basket with a few basic foodstuffs. >And as much booze as you can possibly carry. >Heading for the only checkout line, you stack your stuff on the counter as noisily as you can. >Just then, you notice who is in line ahead of you. >”Oh, h-h-hello, Anon,” the yellow pegasus stammers. /Fucking Fluttershy. Just perfect./ >With a huge pile of food for her critters, too. “Are you gonna be long? ‘Cause I got shit to do.” >Well, not really, but you’re not going to tell her that. >”Oh, w-well,” she stammers, “I suppose I do have a lot of things. Y-you can go ahead of me, i-i-if you want.” >With a grunt, you pick up your items and move them ahead of hers in line. >Even though she moves to make way for you, you still end up uncomfortably close to her. >Well, 20 yards or less is uncomfortable, for Purplesmart or any of her friends. >The cashier begins ringing up your order, eyebrows raised at the amount of booze you’re buying. >All different bottles. >You weren’t about to make it easy on him, of course. >”A-Anon, did you take a shower this morning?” >You turn and give Flutterbutt your best “fuck you” glare. “Why, is one missing?” >She shrinks a bit. >”It’s just that you don’t smell as bad as when we came to visit you last night.” “You mean when you and your co-conspirators laid siege to my castle?” >Flutters actually stamps a hoof in frustration. >“Oooo, why are you always like this? We just want to help you!” >”That’ll be 84 bits,” the cashier tells you. >Ignoring Yellow for the moment, you turn and count out the money to him, then pick up your sacks. “Go help someone who deserves it, and quit bothering me.” >You stalk out of the store before Bananahush can reply.   >On the way home you walk across an intersection without looking. >A blue-maned pony pulling her milk cart the other way digs in her hooves to stop her milk cart and avoid hitting you. >”Hey! Why don’t you look where you’re going!” the milk mare yells. >You set down one of your sacks, flip her the bird, pick up your sack and continue walking. >Arriving home, a flutter of wings announces another unwelcome visitor. /Not in the mood, whoever you are./ >You dig out your keys and unlock your door as hastily as you can. >”Anon! I have your…” >You dart inside and slam the door in her walleyed face. >…mail.” >With a sigh, the grey pegasus mare sets your mail down on the porch, then leaves to continue her rounds.   >After eating some food, you feel good enough to take a look at the pile of furniture currently blocking your bathroom. >It would be really nice to have your armchair back, for drinking purposes. >Not to mention, someplace other than the yard to take a shit. >So after taking a long pull at the first bottle to fortify yourself, you start disassembling the blockade, putting the pieces of furniture back where they belong. >You work up a good sweat in the process. >It’s a lot harder to move furniture when you’re not riding an adrenaline rush. >And you’re not in that good a shape anymore. >After another pull at the bottle, you pick up the armchair and heave it back to the living room. >Mission accomplished, you sink into its cushioned embrace, and polish off the bottle. >You sit back and wait for the comfortably numb feeling to overtake you. >A noise startles you, and you stand up, looking around the room. “Hello?” >You reach between the cushions of the seat and grab a pair of nunchucks you’d managed to bring with you to magic horseland. >You’re no good with nunchucks at all, but they make you feel safer. >You look out the front door, seeing that the street is empty. >But you do spot your mail. >With a shrug, you bring it in. >The most interesting article is a parchment envelope with gold trim, bearing a yellow wax seal that looks kinda like a sunburst. /Huh. What would Sunbutt be writing to me about this time?/ >You crack the seal and open it up, reading her neat, fancy writing to yourself. >”My Dear Anonymous, It is with no small amount of distress that I received word from the Princess of Friendship of your continued refusal to accept her offer of yada-yada-yada” /Yeah. The usual bullshit./ >You fold the letter in half once, then twice, and then a third time, rising from your seat. >The folded parchment is just the right thickness to stop your table from wobbling, once tucked under its leg. >Satisfied with your work, you open another bottle and take a drink. >There’s that noise again. >Putting the bottle down you retrieve your nunchucks and go through the house. >Nothing in the kitchen. >Nothing in the living room. >Nothing in your bedroom, apart from the piles of dirty clothes and your bed. >Nothing in the spare room, except spare stuff. >Relics, of a time before you decided you wanted out of Equestria, and chose alcohol as your escape. >Now just clutter. >So. The bathroom. >You open the door and reach for the light switch. >The light doesn’t work. /Because you broke it, dumbass./ >But you didn’t, did you? >The sun is going down, so you go back to the kitchen and light a candle. >You fortify your courage with another big swig from the bottle. >You cautiously go back to the bathroom, candle in one hand, nunchucks in the other. >You can’t see much by the flickering light, but it almost looks as though someone has cleaned in here. >It sure as hell hadn’t been you. >But the bathtub ring is gone, and the stains are gone from the commode. >You take a step in, intent on investigating further. >”Put out that damn light!” a raspy voice screeches above your head. >Looking up, you spot that emaciated red pony from your dream clinging to the ceiling, and glaring at you with her yellow eyes. “FUCK ME! IT WASN’T A DREAM!!!” >The monstrous pony hisses. >You swing up your nunchucks to defend yourself. >You manage to knock the candle out of your own hand and swat yourself in the head with them. >The candle falls in the toilet, and is extinguished. >You fall over backwards and land on your ass, half in and half out of the bathroom. >The noise you’d been investigating is repeated, hooves on tile, and you feel a weight settle onto your legs. >And a pressure on your crotch. >Snifffffffffff… ”Holy shit! You’re still here?” >”I told you, human, I live here now!” the voice comes from inside the dark bathroom. >With horror, you realize that she is dragging you back inside the bathroom. >You reach for your nunchucks, which you dropped when you fell. >”Nope!” >That long, clammy pink tongue slithers out of the doorway and seizes your wrist. /Shit! that part wasn’t a dream either?/ >You are dragged further into the bathroom, effectively putting the nunchucks out of your reach, and the tongue releases your hand. >Then it begins to fumble at the waistband of your sweatpants. “What the hell are you doing?” >The tongue withdraws, and the creature’s head emerges from the bathroom into the dim light of the fading day coming from your window. >”Why, I’m going to have myself a real meal, and a little fun in the bargain as well!” >Hooves at your waist, tugging at your sweatpants. >”Why do you wear all this crap?” “NO! No way, you can’t do that!” >”Well why not, it was your idea, wasn’t it?” >With a grunt, the repulsive bony thing manages to shove your sweatpants down to your knees, exposing you. >”Ah, there we go!” >Without any further preamble, her tongue slithers forth and wraps around your flaccid member, and with a squelching wet sound begins to pump. >Against your will, and in spite of the clammy, slimy feel of it, you start getting hard. /Why boner? You fucking traitor!/ >Clearly you’re not drunk enough for whiskey dick yet. “I don’t want this! How the hell is this my idea?!” >The emaciated thing ignores you, continuing her ministrations as you harden further, trying to push her away. “Answer me!!” >Finally, the awful tongue withdraws, and the monster lifts her head, getting right in your face, and pinning your arms with her forelegs. >She leers at you with stained teeth. >”You said, and I quote, ‘FUCK ME!’” >Something cold and slimy presses against your tip. “NO!!!” >As you open your mouth to scream, the monster’s tongue invades. >She surges forth hungrily, mashing her muzzle against your face in a deep, sloppy kiss. >Teeth-clashingly, gag-reflex-deep. >At the same time, cold, slimy folds begin to envelop you, as she sinks her weight down upon you, until her bony rump rests on your thighs. >Twiggy Sporkle was wrong. >After all this time, you’ve just lost your pony virginity. >And it’s far more horrifying than you ever imagined.   PREVIOUS:  http://pastebin.com/5VrDBnka NEXT PART:  http://pastebin.com/WU3Z8VtJ