Title:           Voodoo 3: electric boogalee - by HYPERACTIVE
Author:          AlexanderGrey
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6ze6kTQS
First Edit:      Tuesday 8th of March 2016 12:59:25 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 8th of March 2016 07:46:51 PM CDT

>ur anon
>today is a special day
>is your birthday
>happy biirthday you littleshit
>u wake up and getonto the buses at school
class time
>"anon i herd you are a birthday today" twiligt said
yes i am
>"amdon i herd ur bitday is todat" pinkie pie said
yes it is
>'happy birthday anon' the rainbow dash said to you
yes thank you
>cake time lunch time
>u head over to cafeteria with lunchbox in high school bc LOL RANDUMB
>all the studens greet u as u sit down
>happy birthday anon
wow you guys are cool
>"anon blow out the candles" pinkib pye said as she pulls a cake out of her afro
k
>the other studens count down as you blow candles
>they're the ones on the cake that say 18
>UR 18 NOW ANDON
>u can now lose ur virgility
>"ANON!" Dice principle lunnah said unto you as you eat the cake
WAT wat u want
>"CAKES ARENT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL"
"but picipel, this is a high school"
>"oh okay"
>you contuniue the birthday activia for the days
>you get into the classes and all of the tests you have to do are easy to day because there are only one
>there must be only one anon
>"Anon!" Applejack said. "u gotta come to mah barn yall"
but im having a birthday
>"come on yall" applea grabs you by the toenail and drags you out of the bribk buildings and into her hummer
nut no
>THISIS LIKE THE LAST TIEM
"but appljack!" you siad "i am a birthday"
>yall gon b at ur clases by the time ur done milking breeding the cows ya 18 mr 18 year old"
>NOOOOOOOO
>u dont want to lose you're virginia to a cattle
>"get the tha van andon" applkack sais to you as she opens the door to the carriage
"I DON'T HAVE ANY SLIPPERS"
>'yer ding dong sure wont"
>You are in the cattle carriage
>The cattle are smelly
>They are cattle
"But apple" you sais "i wanna lose my virgil to rararaarararararararararararrarararararararararararar
>"nah screw her ya gonna breed mah cows"
>NOOOOOOO
"appl pls"
>"No."
"k"
>get to the barn as applea finally brings out the ceremonial bucket of goat milk
>they gonna be hapopy happy happy
"Applea i no want the cows"
>"Anan u gonna get the cows"
"but i dont want the cows
>"u gettin the cows
"look over there"
>You run away as applejack is distracted.
>back at school
>sit at ur desk
>rarity enters room
>'happy bird day andon" she sais with a dress in her hands
"thanks can we fug now"
>"no"
"k"
>Fluttershy combes in the room
>"ummmmmmmmmmmmmm"
>she leaves
"wait fluttershutter! u wan sum fug"
>"fuk of"
>she hates u
>AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA u a beeta" flash tells you with his pants all wet with pee
>u follow fluts down the hallway and into the dungeon
"pls it is my 18 and im mammal and i wan to do it like the national geographic channel"
>"i only like animals"
>she takes the rope swing out of dungeon and kicks harry potter in the face to escape
>a big rock for you comes tumbling down and hits you in the knee
>at least it was not a arrow
>fluttrshy gets back to her nature class where the studens all hold hands and sing campfire songs like spongebob
>"Anon" luna said to you "no DSUNGEONS ON SCHOOL YOU NAUGHTY STUDEN"
"but lunah, this is actually a nice dungeon"
>"k"
>she leaves and ur off the hook again
>"ANDOM!" celeastia said from the clouds above
>NONONONONONONONONONONOHGKOGONGFOFGDFGKDFSIDFGOIUBGIUBFGHXKDUZFGNDKLHJ
>"NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS YOU'RE GROUNDED"
but... but
>"My office now"
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>you go the the pringles office, but pribble clesta is not made at you
>"now lisen here anen, you are a smart lil kid and i dont wanna have to ge t the bandages again for your grades"
"but why"
>"i saw you with fluttershy the other week and she said that you two are aculy datting"
"HOW DID YOU KNOW"
>"y else would she not wanna fug u"
"oh right"
>fluttersherbert comes intot he office with a sad puppy face
DAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
W
W
>"has anon been memeing" flutterbutter butters the butter over buttered butter with cream cheese
"memes are dumb ur dumb"
>"but anon ur a meme"
oh right
"but im not gonna do wht u tell me. i love flutterclutter and she is my waifer"
>"U ARE THE CONFUCED ANOK"
"YOU CANT CONFUSE LOVE"
>you step into the spotlight and sing the song from titanic
>celestar cries and lets you go
>fluttershy is sent home because she almost drowned in the tears and is in the critical condition in hospital
>you rush out of school early
"i'm coming fluts"
>you find her in the hospital and give her a breathe of life
>she coughs up the fishwater and is all aokay now
>"thanks anon"
>you sign her cast and leave the hostpital room to go to med school
"and thats how much i love her" u say to priddibble celestisun
>"okay u can stay in school on one condition"
>she said, and she pulls out a flute
>NO NOT THIS AGAIN
>"play altered dimensions vip and ill save ur scholarship"
"but... thats a dupstep songs"
>"anin, sometimes things are gonna be a challenge, but you gotta do it because i say so"
"but i dont have to do shit cause its my birthday"
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
OH MY GAAAAAAWD
RRREEEKKKTTT
>Celerstia gives you the turkey eye as you leave the room mlg style
>fluttershy is scared away by the airhorns....... but u dont care anymore
>ur mlg now
>see flash again
>"u didnt want flutter that means your a kukc lol" he simultaneously pee his pans as he said it
>pull out your mixtape and throw it at his pants
>the pee catches on fire and explodes
"LIAR LIAR PLANTS FOR HIRE"
>flash does the safety dance as fast as he can to put out the fire
>but ur mixtape was too hot ya kno
>flash almost dies and twilight is sad
>but she is not sad at you
>"anon ur mixtape was so cool lemme hear it"
>she listens to it and it sounds lettuce
>"dwilight is that you" haapple jack sais and you hide behind the plants for hire
>"oh hi apple apple"
>"where is anon i need to breed him with the cows tonight"
>Y"
>"he 18 and a very responsible young man who looks both ways before crossing the highway yall"
>pibkep pie come in next
>"ANON U NEED TO FINISH UR CAKE" she said as she funs all over the place
>but its tooo late
>the clock strikes midnight and it isn't your birthday anymore
>god dammit
THE END
 
By HYPERACTIVE