Title:           Easily the dumbest argument of 2015.
Author:          AlexanderGrey
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LQXVATyf
First Edit:      Monday 9th of March 2015 10:27:55 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 1st of July 2015 05:27:45 AM CDT

[3/9/15 10:29:39 PM] RaackMan: Does Scootaloo have a home or place that she stays?
[3/9/15 10:30:37 PM] TheCakezilla: (*)
[3/9/15 10:30:41 PM] TheCakezilla: Yeah.
[3/9/15 10:30:52 PM] TheCakezilla: She stays in the Cutie Mark Crusaders' treehouse.
[3/9/15 10:31:03 PM] RaackMan: Really?
[3/9/15 10:31:14 PM] discooncrutches: It's a mystery
[3/9/15 10:31:15 PM] TheCakezilla: That's what they said in the game.
[3/9/15 10:31:22 PM] TheCakezilla: Like my ex was showing me the game
[3/9/15 10:31:24 PM] RaackMan: So, that implies that she was homeless before then
[3/9/15 10:31:28 PM] RaackMan: New headcanon acquired
[3/9/15 10:31:37 PM] TheCakezilla: and she showed me that Scootaloo's house was the treehouse in the game
[3/9/15 10:31:50 PM] RaackMan: Either that or it's up in Cloudsdale
[3/9/15 10:31:57 PM] RaackMan: Whatever
[3/9/15 10:36:27 PM] TheCakezilla: the treehouse in clousdale
[3/9/15 10:36:50 PM] RaackMan: U wot
[3/9/15 10:36:59 PM] RaackMan: A treehouse in cloudsdale?
[3/9/15 10:37:41 PM] TheCakezilla: yes
[3/9/15 10:43:16 PM] RaackMan: But nigga
[3/9/15 10:43:25 PM] RaackMan: You can't have a tree in the clouds
[3/9/15 10:43:36 PM] TheCakezilla: not with that attitude
[3/9/15 10:43:38 PM] discooncrutches: You can do anything with imagination
[3/9/15 10:43:49 PM] RaackMan: "I... don't see that happening..."
[3/9/15 10:43:54 PM] RaackMan: But in all honesty
[3/9/15 10:44:03 PM] RaackMan: A fucking Tree house in a city of clouds?
[3/9/15 10:44:08 PM] RaackMan: Whot
[3/9/15 10:44:15 PM] Dr. ButtGhost: maybe it hangs
[3/9/15 10:44:20 PM] discooncrutches: >not building treehoues in clouds
[3/9/15 10:44:20 PM] Dr. ButtGhost: like from the bottom
[3/9/15 10:44:39 PM] RaackMan: I was thinking along the lines of a MASSIVE tree that surpasses the altitude of Cloudsdale
[3/9/15 10:44:43 PM] RaackMan: Then, it'd make sense
[3/9/15 10:46:04 PM] TheCakezilla: On 3/9/15, at 10:44 PM, RaackMan wrote:
> But in all honesty
A fucking Tree house in a city of clouds?
what do you call cotton candy
[3/9/15 10:46:35 PM] TheCakezilla: but real talk
[3/9/15 10:46:37 PM] TheCakezilla: treehouse
[3/9/15 10:46:39 PM] TheCakezilla: in cloudsdale
[3/9/15 10:46:51 PM] TheCakezilla: yes
[3/9/15 10:48:49 PM] discooncrutches: ^
[3/9/15 10:49:05 PM] RaackMan: I can only imagine that would cause property values to plummet
[3/9/15 10:49:21 PM] RaackMan: "There's a fuckin' wooden tree house right in the middle of all these clouds."
[3/9/15 10:49:33 PM] RaackMan: Assuming that clouds have property value, anyway...
[3/9/15 10:49:52 PM] RaackMan: Oh, but then again
[3/9/15 10:50:08 PM] RaackMan: I think at one point in time they had a damn concrete RUNWAY in the middle of the clouds
[3/9/15 10:50:14 PM] RaackMan: Unless it was also made out of clouds
[3/9/15 10:50:41 PM] RaackMan: In that one episode where Rainbow goes to the training academy
[3/9/15 10:53:50 PM] TheCakezilla: um
[3/9/15 10:53:55 PM] TheCakezilla: pretty sure that the treehouse
[3/9/15 10:53:58 PM] TheCakezilla: would be in a tree
[3/9/15 10:54:01 PM] TheCakezilla: on a cloud
[3/9/15 10:54:22 PM] RaackMan: The point remains
[3/9/15 10:54:23 PM] TheCakezilla: they have factories and colisseums on clouds
[3/9/15 10:54:29 PM] RaackMan: It's a hunk of wood on some clouds
[3/9/15 10:54:36 PM] RaackMan: Those are all made out of clouds, nig
[3/9/15 10:54:40 PM] Cetuxedo: (beer)
[3/9/15 10:54:42 PM] Cetuxedo: Morning
[3/9/15 10:54:51 PM] TheCakezilla: work with us, Raack.
[3/9/15 10:54:55 PM] TheCakezilla: This shit sells.
[3/9/15 10:54:59 PM] RaackMan: Nigga
[3/9/15 10:55:04 PM] RaackMan: This doesn't work
[3/9/15 10:55:19 PM] TheCakezilla: fine
[3/9/15 10:55:22 PM] RaackMan: I cannot allow a damn tree to be just stapled into the air
[3/9/15 10:55:24 PM] TheCakezilla: then the tree is also a cloud
[3/9/15 10:55:31 PM] TheCakezilla: it's a tree
[3/9/15 10:55:34 PM] TheCakezilla: but get this
[3/9/15 10:55:37 PM] TheCakezilla: it's made out of clouds
[3/9/15 10:55:42 PM] TheCakezilla: i call it
[3/9/15 10:55:44 PM] RaackMan: There's still the tree house
[3/9/15 10:55:45 PM] TheCakezilla: cotton candy
[3/9/15 10:55:49 PM] TheCakezilla: YES RAACK
[3/9/15 10:55:53 PM] TheCakezilla: Tree houses go in trees
[3/9/15 10:55:55 PM] RaackMan: Is it also just made out of clouds?
[3/9/15 10:55:59 PM] TheCakezilla: otherwise it'd would just be a house
[3/9/15 10:56:01 PM] TheCakezilla: or a bungalo
[3/9/15 10:56:07 PM] RaackMan: No, it's a fuckin' cloudhouse
[3/9/15 10:56:44 PM] TheCakezilla: you can't have a cloudhouse
[3/9/15 10:56:46 PM] TheCakezilla: that makes no sense
[3/9/15 10:56:49 PM] RaackMan: I refuse to accept that a tree can be in the air before I can
[3/9/15 10:56:56 PM] TheCakezilla: you'd fall right through the floor
[3/9/15 10:56:56 PM] Alexander Grey: The fuck are we talking about now?
[3/9/15 10:56:59 PM] TheCakezilla: OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS
[3/9/15 10:57:02 PM] RaackMan: A tree house in the sky
[3/9/15 10:57:10 PM] TheCakezilla: you know how they stayed afoat in that one episode?
[3/9/15 10:57:11 PM] RaackMan: BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE TREES IN A CLOUD
[3/9/15 10:57:29 PM] TheCakezilla: by tieing balloons to their waists right?
[3/9/15 10:57:39 PM] TheCakezilla: tie balloons to the trunk of the tree
[3/9/15 10:57:46 PM] TheCakezilla: then have it settle on a cloud
[3/9/15 10:57:48 PM] RaackMan: But there's one problem with that
[3/9/15 10:57:51 PM] TheCakezilla: so you can have the treehouse
[3/9/15 10:57:59 PM] RaackMan: You'd have to refill the balloons
[3/9/15 10:58:11 PM] Alexander Grey: I'm laughing so hard at this argument.
[3/9/15 10:58:18 PM] RaackMan: Might as well just send a tree flying into the air and cast that "Not gonna fall through the clouds n' shit" spell
[3/9/15 10:58:20 PM] TheCakezilla: uh no
[3/9/15 10:58:24 PM] TheCakezilla: where do you think they are?
[3/9/15 10:58:29 PM] TheCakezilla: they're like in the stratosphere
[3/9/15 10:58:33 PM] TheCakezilla: and cloudsdale
[3/9/15 10:58:34 PM] RaackMan: What the fuck/
[3/9/15 10:58:41 PM] TheCakezilla: they have like unlimited supply of air
[3/9/15 10:58:43 PM] RaackMan: Stratosphere?
[3/9/15 10:58:49 PM] RaackMan: Christ nigga
[3/9/15 10:59:00 PM] RaackMan: What world do you think this is?
[3/9/15 10:59:00 PM] TheCakezilla: the air will just go into the balloons
[3/9/15 10:59:05 PM] TheCakezilla: ponyville
[3/9/15 10:59:17 PM] Alexander Grey: On 3/9/15, at 10:58 PM, Alexander Grey wrote:
> I'm laughing so hard at this argument.
[3/9/15 10:59:17 PM] RaackMan: So you think they breathe helium or hydrogen all the time?
[3/9/15 10:59:28 PM] TheCakezilla: god no
[3/9/15 10:59:30 PM] TheCakezilla: they'd die
[3/9/15 10:59:35 PM] TheCakezilla: come on Raack
[3/9/15 10:59:36 PM] ???? ?????? ????????: [popcorn_nigga.webm]
[3/9/15 10:59:37 PM] RaackMan: It still wouldn't work
[3/9/15 10:59:37 PM] TheCakezilla: get it together
[3/9/15 10:59:42 PM] RaackMan: Okay, fucking balloons
[3/9/15 10:59:45 PM] RaackMan: In the stratosphere
[3/9/15 10:59:47 PM] RaackMan: Will pop
[3/9/15 10:59:52 PM] TheCakezilla: nah
[3/9/15 10:59:54 PM] RaackMan: Hot Air balloons cannot reach that high
[3/9/15 10:59:56 PM] TheCakezilla: pretty sure it won't
[3/9/15 11:00:02 PM] RaackMan: Doesn't fucking matter if they're magic
[3/9/15 11:00:06 PM] RaackMan: It's not gonna work
[3/9/15 11:00:06 PM] TheCakezilla: magic
[3/9/15 11:00:08 PM] TheCakezilla: there you go
[3/9/15 11:00:11 PM] TheCakezilla: it'll totally work
[3/9/15 11:00:16 PM] RaackMan: I get that the pegasi can do it because they're magic
[3/9/15 11:00:20 PM] TheCakezilla: you're getting gold
[3/9/15 11:00:28 PM] TheCakezilla: should be writing right now
[3/9/15 11:00:31 PM] RaackMan: And they have the permanent "Not gonna fall through clouds"
[3/9/15 11:00:38 PM] TheCakezilla: that the balloons that hold up scootaloo's tree
[3/9/15 11:00:42 PM] TheCakezilla: are magic
[3/9/15 11:00:43 PM] TheCakezilla: MAGIC
[3/9/15 11:00:46 PM] RaackMan: "ANON'S PLAN TO PUT A TREE INTO CLOUDSDALE"
[3/9/15 11:00:52 PM] RaackMan: Genius
[3/9/15 11:00:52 PM] TheCakezilla: hey man
[3/9/15 11:00:56 PM] TheCakezilla: that could be an interesting story
[3/9/15 11:00:57 PM] Alexander Grey: Alexander Grey can't stop laughing.
[3/9/15 11:01:04 PM] TheCakezilla: that way scootaloo can get a home
[3/9/15 11:01:08 PM] RaackMan: I'm already writing a story
[3/9/15 11:01:13 PM] RaackMan: That involves the CMC...
[3/9/15 11:01:13 PM] TheCakezilla: scrap it
[3/9/15 11:01:16 PM] TheCakezilla: write this story
[3/9/15 11:01:20 PM] RaackMan: Hell no
[3/9/15 11:01:25 PM] RaackMan: People are liking this one
[3/9/15 11:01:26 PM] TheCakezilla: God damn it Raack
[3/9/15 11:01:29 PM] discooncrutches: On 3/9/15, at 10:59 PM, Alexander Grey wrote:
> On 3/9/15, at 10:58 PM, Alexander Grey wrote:
> I'm laughing so hard at this argument.
^
[3/9/15 11:01:30 PM] RaackMan: Why don't you?
[3/9/15 11:01:31 PM] TheCakezilla: Hell is the opposite
[3/9/15 11:01:32 PM] TheCakezilla: of where you want to be
[3/9/15 11:01:38 PM] TheCakezilla: THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE
[3/9/15 11:01:43 PM] RaackMan: MOTHERFUCKER
[3/9/15 11:01:48 PM] RaackMan: STRATOSPHERE DOES NOT HAVE CLOUDS!
[3/9/15 11:01:54 PM] RaackMan: 2FUCKINGHIGH4U
[3/9/15 11:01:56 PM] TheCakezilla: YOU FIND ME EVIDENCE
[3/9/15 11:01:57 PM] TheCakezilla: RIGHT NOW
[3/9/15 11:02:02 PM] TheCakezilla: THAT THE STRATOSPHERE DOES NOT HAVE CLOUDS
[3/9/15 11:02:04 PM] TheCakezilla: RIGHT NOW
[3/9/15 11:02:04 PM] discooncrutches: discooncrutches set topic to “Topkek: The chat”
[3/9/15 11:02:21 PM] RaackMan: RaackMan set topic to “Clouds aren't doors”
[3/9/15 11:02:33 PM] Alexander Grey: Alexander Grey set topic to “Clouds aren't kid's doors”
[3/9/15 11:02:44 PM] TheCakezilla: http://scied.ucar.edu/sites/default/files/styles/short_content_small_image/public/images/small_image_for_image_content/stratosphere_diagram_sm.jpg?itok=1qVNOQYm
[3/9/15 11:02:47 PM] TheCakezilla: WHAT DO YOU SEE
[3/9/15 11:02:52 PM] TheCakezilla: A HOT AIR BALLOON IN THE STRATOSPHERE
[3/9/15 11:02:53 PM] RaackMan: Okay, so, the pegasi are at a low enough altitude that they can live
[3/9/15 11:02:54 PM] discooncrutches: discooncrutches set topic to “Memes go in the shitposting chat”
[3/9/15 11:03:08 PM] TheCakezilla: Raack
[3/9/15 11:03:11 PM] TheCakezilla: I'm pretty sure
[3/9/15 11:03:11 PM] RaackMan: I see a weather balloon
[3/9/15 11:03:16 PM] RaackMan: Not a hot air balloon
[3/9/15 11:03:18 PM] RaackMan: Get your eyes checked nigga
[3/9/15 11:03:19 PM] TheCakezilla: if you can get anon to send a tree to cloudsdale
[3/9/15 11:03:25 PM] discooncrutches: Why the hell would pegasi live 10 km+ in the sky?
[3/9/15 11:03:25 PM] TheCakezilla: you can send a man to space
[3/9/15 11:03:30 PM] TheCakezilla: clousdale
[3/9/15 11:03:30 PM] RaackMan: Exactly
[3/9/15 11:03:31 PM] TheCakezilla: duh
[3/9/15 11:03:42 PM] RaackMan: They're only like, at the most, 1,000-1,500 feet in the air
[3/9/15 11:03:49 PM] TheCakezilla: god you guys need to brush up on your pone trivia
[3/9/15 11:03:57 PM] RaackMan: WELL below the statosphere
[3/9/15 11:04:08 PM] TheCakezilla: i mean
[3/9/15 11:04:10 PM] TheCakezilla: who am i to argue
[3/9/15 11:04:12 PM] TheCakezilla: you're the writer
[3/9/15 11:04:13 PM] RaackMan: If they were up in the stratosphere, they'd all be suffocating
[3/9/15 11:04:18 PM] RaackMan: I'm not writing this shit
[3/9/15 11:04:19 PM] TheCakezilla: if you want it below the stratosphere
[3/9/15 11:04:20 PM] TheCakezilla: be my guest
[3/9/15 11:04:25 PM] RaackMan: THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS
[3/9/15 11:04:28 PM] TheCakezilla: it won't be as exciting
[3/9/15 11:04:36 PM] TheCakezilla: and not as scientifically accurate
[3/9/15 11:04:38 PM] TheCakezilla: BUT HEY
[3/9/15 11:04:39 PM] Cetuxedo: Friendly reminder that actual science doen't matter in Equestria and that they walked to the moon on a rope.
[3/9/15 11:04:41 PM] TheCakezilla: it's up to you
[3/9/15 11:04:46 PM] RaackMan: >"Oh gee I'm gonna catapult a damn tree into the sky!"
[3/9/15 11:04:55 PM] TheCakezilla: WHO THE FUCK CATAPULTS TREES
[3/9/15 11:05:00 PM] RaackMan: IT'S MY STORY
[3/9/15 11:05:07 PM] TheCakezilla: they're already tying balloons to the fucking tree
[3/9/15 11:05:10 PM] discooncrutches: discooncrutches can't stop laughing
[3/9/15 11:05:15 PM] RaackMan: YOU HAVE TO GET THEM OUT OF THE GROUND FIRST
[3/9/15 11:05:20 PM] RaackMan: WHAT KIND OF BALLOONS ARE YOU USING?
[3/9/15 11:05:26 PM] TheCakezilla: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE TRAMPOLINE IS FOR
[3/9/15 11:05:29 PM] discooncrutches: This is like the stupidest argument I've seen on /fb/
[3/9/15 11:05:32 PM] Alexander Grey: ^
[3/9/15 11:05:33 PM] TheCakezilla: everybody hugs the tree
[3/9/15 11:05:36 PM] RaackMan: Fuck, what balloons can RIP TREES from the ground
[3/9/15 11:05:38 PM] TheCakezilla: then jumps on the trampoline
[3/9/15 11:05:41 PM] discooncrutches: I'll be in the edge bunker
[3/9/15 11:05:43 PM] RaackMan: What the fuck
[3/9/15 11:05:46 PM] RaackMan: You're wrong
[3/9/15 11:05:48 PM] TheCakezilla: the combined force from the jumps wil uproot the tree
[3/9/15 11:05:57 PM] RaackMan: No, it'll break the trampoline
[3/9/15 11:06:07 PM] RaackMan: Unless we're sending some bitchass sapling up there
[3/9/15 11:06:15 PM] TheCakezilla: well obviously someone doesn't invest their money into having industrial trampolines
[3/9/15 11:06:23 PM] discooncrutches: discooncrutches set topic to “Arguing about clouds and shit”
[3/9/15 11:06:25 PM] RaackMan: Then just have any Pegasus bring it up there
[3/9/15 11:06:33 PM] TheCakezilla: omfg Raack
[3/9/15 11:06:40 PM] TheCakezilla: how do you expect the pegasi to lift the tree
[3/9/15 11:06:43 PM] TheCakezilla: it's a fucking tree
[3/9/15 11:06:44 PM] TheCakezilla: get real now
[3/9/15 11:06:56 PM] RaackMan: I said SAPLING
[3/9/15 11:07:00 PM] RaackMan: A BABY tree
[3/9/15 11:07:06 PM] TheCakezilla: that'll take forever
[3/9/15 11:07:13 PM] TheCakezilla: the water in the cloud will drown the roots of the tree
[3/9/15 11:07:19 PM] RaackMan: No, fool
[3/9/15 11:07:27 PM] RaackMan: You take the SAPLING up to the tree
[3/9/15 11:07:35 PM] RaackMan: Then it uses the clouds as a source of water
[3/9/15 11:08:05 PM] Cetuxedo: But what about other nutrients?
[3/9/15 11:08:08 PM] TheCakezilla: ARE YOU SERIOUS
[3/9/15 11:08:11 PM] Cetuxedo: Trees need more than just water
[3/9/15 11:08:11 PM] TheCakezilla: LMAO
[3/9/15 11:08:15 PM] TheCakezilla: SOMEONE DIDN'T PASS BIOLOGY
[3/9/15 11:08:16 PM] RaackMan: THEY'RE "MAGICAL" CLOUDS
[3/9/15 11:08:18 PM] discooncrutches: discooncrutches left
[3/9/15 11:08:20 PM] RaackMan: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
[3/9/15 11:08:23 PM] TheCakezilla: do you know how much water and sun are in clouds
[3/9/15 11:08:24 PM] RaackMan: IT'S MUH STORY
[3/9/15 11:08:34 PM] RaackMan: Magical DIRT CLOUDS
[3/9/15 11:08:36 PM] TheCakezilla: NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE MAGIC
[3/9/15 11:08:41 PM] RaackMan: MUH STORY CAN
[3/9/15 11:08:44 PM] TheCakezilla: THE BALLOONS ARE ALREADY MAGIC
[3/9/15 11:08:49 PM] discooncrutches: Calm the fuck down, both of you alright?
[3/9/15 11:08:54 PM] RaackMan: FLOATING ISLANDS
[3/9/15 11:08:58 PM] RaackMan: ALL CAPS
[3/9/15 11:08:58 PM] Alexander Grey: On 3/9/15, at 11:08 PM, RaackMan wrote:
> Magical DIRT CLOUDS
 
Okay, I fucking lost it.
[3/9/15 11:08:59 PM] TheCakezilla: lmao #1 story for most scientifically inaccurate story goes to Raack
[3/9/15 11:09:18 PM] RaackMan: Says this motherfucker trying to send a tree into the sky with trampolines
[3/9/15 11:09:21 PM] Rock who cries at buffalo: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121215175048/mlp/images/8/8e/The_pegasi_flying_S3E07.png
[3/9/15 11:09:22 PM] TheCakezilla: IT WORKS
[3/9/15 11:09:23 PM] TheCakezilla: I'VE TRIED IT
[3/9/15 11:09:28 PM] TheCakezilla: well
[3/9/15 11:09:28 PM] RaackMan: What are you gonna do, bury a trampoline?
[3/9/15 11:09:28 PM] TheCakezilla: in theory
[3/9/15 11:09:30 PM] Alexander Grey: The way you worded it destroyed my sides.
[3/9/15 11:09:43 PM] RaackMan: OH SHIT
[3/9/15 11:09:51 PM] RaackMan: A...
[3/9/15 11:09:55 PM] TheCakezilla: choo
[3/9/15 11:09:55 PM] TheCakezilla: bless you
[3/9/15 11:10:01 PM] RaackMan: Plateau?
[3/9/15 11:10:06 PM] RaackMan: NOW IT MAKES SENSE
[3/9/15 11:10:09 PM] RaackMan: THERE ARE TREES THERE
[3/9/15 11:10:11 PM] RaackMan: FUCK ME
[3/9/15 11:10:20 PM] TheCakezilla: YEAH NO SHIT
[3/9/15 11:10:21 PM] RaackMan: And a concrete runway
[3/9/15 11:10:25 PM] TheCakezilla: WHAT HAVE IVE BEEN TELLING YOU
[3/9/15 11:10:34 PM] TheCakezilla: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MAGIC BALLOONS CAN KEEP TREES UP IN THE SKY
[3/9/15 11:10:39 PM] TheCakezilla: now the problem you face
[3/9/15 11:10:40 PM] RaackMan: NO
[3/9/15 11:10:47 PM] TheCakezilla: is how is it going to maintain scootaloo's treehouse
[3/9/15 11:10:48 PM] RaackMan: THEY PLANTED SAPLINGS UP THERE
[3/9/15 11:10:53 PM] RaackMan: NOT FUCKING BALLOONS
[3/9/15 11:10:54 PM] TheCakezilla: who the fuck plants sapplings
[3/9/15 11:11:00 PM] TheCakezilla: tree farmers?
[3/9/15 11:11:04 PM] TheCakezilla: fuck outta here
[3/9/15 11:11:08 PM] RaackMan: Who the fuck AIRLIFTS trees?
[3/9/15 11:11:17 PM] TheCakezilla: PEGASI IN CLOUDSDALE
[3/9/15 11:11:20 PM] TheCakezilla: how else would they get air
[3/9/15 11:11:22 PM] RaackMan: WHY?
[3/9/15 11:11:28 PM] TheCakezilla: and apples
[3/9/15 11:11:36 PM] Alexander Grey: Alexander Grey set topic to “Arguing about clouds and trees and shit”
[3/9/15 11:11:37 PM] TheCakezilla: oh and leaves
[3/9/15 11:11:37 PM] RaackMan: Just get a SAPLING so that it's adapted to the altitude when it grows up
[3/9/15 11:11:52 PM] TheCakezilla: trees don't adapt that quickly
[3/9/15 11:11:57 PM] TheCakezilla: they have to evolve
[3/9/15 11:12:00 PM] RaackMan: Exactly
[3/9/15 11:12:05 PM] RaackMan: If it's an old tree
[3/9/15 11:12:09 PM] TheCakezilla: so you're going to kill out the entire pegasi race
[3/9/15 11:12:17 PM] TheCakezilla: because you can't afford magic balloons
[3/9/15 11:12:17 PM] RaackMan: What?
[3/9/15 11:12:32 PM] TheCakezilla: the only way the pegasi in cloudsdale live is with magic balloons
[3/9/15 11:12:37 PM] TheCakezilla: holding up trees
[3/9/15 11:12:39 PM] RaackMan: Fuck it, I'm still using catapults to send fully grown ones
[3/9/15 11:12:40 PM] TheCakezilla: and they engineer clouds
[3/9/15 11:12:51 PM] TheCakezilla: to be able to support the trees
[3/9/15 11:12:53 PM] RaackMan: Motherfucker, they aren't ON CLOUDS
[3/9/15 11:12:55 PM] RaackMan: They're on DIRTY
[3/9/15 11:12:57 PM] RaackMan: DIRT
[3/9/15 11:13:03 PM] TheCakezilla: then they use genetically modify the acorns from the trees
[3/9/15 11:13:08 PM] TheCakezilla: to become sky trees
[3/9/15 11:13:16 PM] RaackMan: And you overcomplicated it
[3/9/15 11:13:21 PM] TheCakezilla: I OVER COMPLICATE IT
[3/9/15 11:13:22 PM] RaackMan: Just send a tree into the sky
[3/9/15 11:13:27 PM] RaackMan: That's it
[3/9/15 11:13:30 PM] TheCakezilla: You'll never get enough height with a fucking catapult
[3/9/15 11:13:35 PM] TheCakezilla: it's a parabola
[3/9/15 11:13:41 PM] RaackMan: Fine, a TREBUCHE
[3/9/15 11:13:48 PM] TheCakezilla: EXCUSE ME
[3/9/15 11:13:51 PM] RaackMan: A BIG catapult
[3/9/15 11:13:53 PM] TheCakezilla: YOU SPELLED TRAMPOLINE WRONG
[3/9/15 11:14:07 PM] RaackMan: Like hell a TRAMPOLINE is gonna get better air than a CATAPULT
[3/9/15 11:14:16 PM] TheCakezilla: not if everyone hugs the tree
[3/9/15 11:14:20 PM] TheCakezilla: if everyone hugs the tree
[3/9/15 11:14:25 PM] TheCakezilla: while jumping on a trampoline
[3/9/15 11:14:28 PM] RaackMan: No, nigger
[3/9/15 11:14:29 PM] TheCakezilla: it will uproot the tree
[3/9/15 11:14:34 PM] RaackMan: You use the power of mechanics
[3/9/15 11:14:42 PM] RaackMan: Not bitchasses standing on a tramp
[3/9/15 11:14:49 PM] RaackMan: Trying to act like hippies
[3/9/15 11:15:00 PM] RaackMan: When in reality your master plan is to kill them with what they love
[3/9/15 11:15:00 PM] TheCakezilla: OH THAT'S A GOOD POINT
[3/9/15 11:15:03 PM] RaackMan: AHAH
[3/9/15 11:15:05 PM] TheCakezilla: the weed being smoked
[3/9/15 11:15:07 PM] RaackMan: I FIGURED IT OUT
[3/9/15 11:15:09 PM] TheCakezilla: from all the hippies
[3/9/15 11:15:13 PM] TheCakezilla: + all the balloons
[3/9/15 11:15:16 PM] RaackMan: ANON'S PLAN TO KILL THE HIPPIES
[3/9/15 11:15:19 PM] TheCakezilla: and the trampoline
[3/9/15 11:15:23 PM] RaackMan: >"EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE ON IMPACT"
[3/9/15 11:15:24 PM] TheCakezilla: will be enough to get the tree into the sky
[3/9/15 11:15:37 PM] TheCakezilla: >die on impact from a tree
[3/9/15 11:15:38 PM] TheCakezilla: lmao what
[3/9/15 11:15:39 PM] RaackMan: What are you saying?
[3/9/15 11:15:42 PM] TheCakezilla: allow me to say
[3/9/15 11:15:44 PM] RaackMan: I'm talking about big ass trees
[3/9/15 11:15:44 PM] TheCakezilla: what you're saying
[3/9/15 11:15:47 PM] TheCakezilla: doesn't make sense
[3/9/15 11:15:50 PM] RaackMan: We're sending BIG FUCKIN' OLD TREES
[3/9/15 11:15:55 PM] TheCakezilla: wel why the fuck would you send a big tree to cloudsdale
[3/9/15 11:15:57 PM] RaackMan: With people hugging them
[3/9/15 11:16:01 PM] Alexander Grey: >This whole conversation.
[3/9/15 11:16:03 PM] RaackMan: You're not getting to SPACE
[3/9/15 11:16:07 PM] RaackMan: From a TRAMPOLINE
[3/9/15 11:16:15 PM] TheCakezilla: i meant cloudsdale
[3/9/15 11:16:15 PM] RaackMan: I'm sorry are you constantly misspelling RAIL GUN?
[3/9/15 11:16:17 PM] TheCakezilla: im sorry
[3/9/15 11:16:20 PM] RaackMan: fucking SPACE?
[3/9/15 11:16:27 PM] TheCakezilla: please
[3/9/15 11:16:32 PM] TheCakezilla: you're avoiding the issue at hand
[3/9/15 11:16:36 PM] RaackMan: Seriously
[3/9/15 11:16:39 PM] TheCakezilla: we just simply need a place for scootaloo to live
[3/9/15 11:16:48 PM] RaackMan: What kind of trampoline are you using?
[3/9/15 11:16:48 PM] TheCakezilla: and that is a treehouse
[3/9/15 11:16:53 PM] TheCakezilla: industrial
[3/9/15 11:17:23 PM] RaackMan: This is so much more  complicated than a catapult
[3/9/15 11:17:28 PM] RaackMan: Well, for planning, anyway
[3/9/15 11:17:35 PM] RaackMan: The tramp itself is simpler
[3/9/15 11:17:41 PM] RaackMan: But seriously
[3/9/15 11:17:44 PM] RaackMan: What is the plan again?
[3/9/15 11:17:53 PM] RaackMan: Have a bunch of people jumping on a tramp hugging a tree?
[3/9/15 11:18:07 PM] TheCakezilla: yeah
[3/9/15 11:18:09 PM] TheCakezilla: it works
[3/9/15 11:18:15 PM] RaackMan: No
[3/9/15 11:18:16 PM] TheCakezilla: rather than a catapult
[3/9/15 11:18:20 PM] RaackMan: Just use a Trebuchet
[3/9/15 11:18:27 PM] RaackMan: USING A TREBUCHET TO SCOOP THE SHIT
[3/9/15 11:18:28 PM] TheCakezilla: EXCUSE ME
[3/9/15 11:18:33 PM] TheCakezilla: STOP SPELLING TRAMPOLINE WRONG
[3/9/15 11:18:34 PM] Alexander Grey: On 3/9/15, at 11:16 PM, Alexander Grey wrote:
> >This whole conversation.
[3/9/15 11:18:36 PM] RaackMan: TREBUCHET
[3/9/15 11:18:38 PM] RaackMan: NIGGER
[3/9/15 11:18:41 PM] TheCakezilla: TRAMPOLINE
[3/9/15 11:18:43 PM] TheCakezilla: FRIEND
[3/9/15 11:19:02 PM] RaackMan: TREBUCHET WITH A SHOVEL ATTACHMENT
[3/9/15 11:19:09 PM] TheCakezilla: the fuck is a shovel gonna do
[3/9/15 11:19:11 PM] RaackMan: When the hippies try to hug the tree in protest
[3/9/15 11:19:14 PM] TheCakezilla: OH WAIT THAT GAVE ME AN IDEA
[3/9/15 11:19:18 PM] RaackMan: You have the shovel part underneath the tree
[3/9/15 11:19:19 PM] TheCakezilla: we add a bucket
[3/9/15 11:19:22 PM] TheCakezilla: to the trampoline
[3/9/15 11:19:26 PM] RaackMan: When the trebuchet launches, it sends the tree flying
[3/9/15 11:19:31 PM] TheCakezilla: you know how like flowers need pots
[3/9/15 11:19:38 PM] TheCakezilla: we add a really big bucket
[3/9/15 11:19:40 PM] TheCakezilla: like a bathtub
[3/9/15 11:19:46 PM] TheCakezilla: to hold the roots of the tree
[3/9/15 11:19:50 PM] Alexander Grey: Okay, now this is getting silly.
[3/9/15 11:19:53 PM] RaackMan: Oh, now you want to send flowers?
[3/9/15 11:20:02 PM] RaackMan: Are you gonna hold a funeral up there?
[3/9/15 11:20:09 PM] TheCakezilla: yes
[3/9/15 11:20:11 PM] RaackMan: "DROP THE BODY THROUGH THE CLOUDS"
[3/9/15 11:20:15 PM] TheCakezilla: for all the pegasi you want to kill
[3/9/15 11:20:23 PM] TheCakezilla: for wanting to just plant sapplings
[3/9/15 11:20:28 PM] TheCakezilla: and not actually sending up trees
[3/9/15 11:20:31 PM] RaackMan: I can imagine that's how their funerals happen up there
[3/9/15 11:20:33 PM] TheCakezilla: you murderer
[3/9/15 11:20:35 PM] TheCakezilla: i rest my case
[3/9/15 11:20:36 PM] RaackMan: They just lower the body through the clouds
[3/9/15 11:20:42 PM] TheCakezilla: magic balloons 2015
[3/9/15 11:20:43 PM] RaackMan: And let it slam into the ground
[3/9/15 11:20:57 PM] RaackMan: Shitty Balloon plan simulator 2015
[3/9/15 11:21:06 PM] TheCakezilla: and /end
[3/9/15 11:21:09 PM] TheCakezilla: good job raack
[3/9/15 11:21:13 PM] TheCakezilla: im gonna go grab a bite
[3/9/15 11:21:16 PM] TheCakezilla: brb
[3/9/15 11:21:24 PM] RaackMan: Seriously, though, Dirt clouds
[3/9/15 11:21:35 PM] RaackMan: We ought to fund this
[3/9/15 11:25:04 PM] RaackMan: Sonic Dirtboom
[3/9/15 11:26:28 PM] RaackMan: So, we argued about clouds and trees for about half an hour
[3/9/15 11:26:30 PM] RaackMan: Good
[3/9/15 11:28:23 PM] Alexander Grey: http://pastebin.com/LQXVATyf
Saved forever because of reasons.
[3/9/15 11:29:03 PM] Alexander Grey: I'm proud of you guys.
[3/9/15 11:31:22 PM] RaackMan: It could all have been solved
[3/9/15 11:31:26 PM] RaackMan: With just really big trees
[3/9/15 11:31:35 PM] RaackMan: That extend up to the altitude of Cloudsdale
[3/9/15 11:31:42 PM] RaackMan: Boom.
[3/9/15 11:31:44 PM] RaackMan: Done
[3/9/15 11:33:34 PM] RaackMan: But I'm not actually assblasted about it
[3/9/15 11:33:47 PM] RaackMan: Just saying that a tree can't be in the sky
[3/9/15 11:33:57 PM] RaackMan: I'm already jealous of trees
[3/9/15 11:34:12 PM] RaackMan: What with their... ability to live for a super long time
[3/9/15 11:34:16 PM] RaackMan: Being big plants
[3/9/15 11:34:20 PM] RaackMan: (4u)
[3/9/15 11:34:25 PM] RaackMan: Making oxygen n' shit
[3/9/15 11:34:36 PM] RaackMan: Drinking water n' shit
[3/9/15 11:34:41 PM] RaackMan: Not having to move, ever
[3/9/15 11:35:07 PM] RaackMan: Get blowjobs from the wind
[3/9/15 11:35:11 PM] RaackMan: Technically...
[3/9/15 11:35:19 PM] RaackMan: 'Cause you know
[3/9/15 11:35:27 PM] RaackMan: Pollen is plant sperm
[3/9/15 11:35:36 PM] discooncrutches: >making it a public paste
[3/9/15 11:35:38 PM] discooncrutches: grey pls
[3/9/15 11:35:55 PM] RaackMan: >149 hits
[3/9/15 11:36:01 PM] RaackMan: I wonder what they were expecting
[3/9/15 11:36:41 PM] discooncrutches: Bots
[3/9/15 11:36:45 PM] discooncrutches: Bots galore
[3/9/15 11:36:48 PM] Alexander Grey: :^D