Title:           The Adventures of Cloppy Hooves (On-Going)
Author:          AetherPony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/s4axeKs8
First Edit:      Monday 2nd of July 2012 05:20:07 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 2nd of July 2012 05:20:07 PM CDT

>You are Anonymous.
>You've been in Equestria for some time now.
>And these mares man...
>AppleRape, FlutterSlut, Rapebow Dash...all have tried to rape you...and all have failed.
>But there's one who's drive to rape rises above even them.
>A mare who's never satisfied with just one rape a day...
>Cloppy Hooves
>You're currently on the run in the center of P0nyville.
>Cloppy Hooves is hot on your trail
>Gotta go fast
>She zips past you and all you can see is a streak of blonde mane.
>She lands in front of you, causing you to stop in your tracks.
>"I have you now Anon!"
>Oh god she's even got a costume now...
>A cape, a batman mask and a g-string
>How the fuck do p0nies wear g-strings?
>Before you can turn to run Cloppy Hooves launches herself at you
>At the last second she turns her body so she slams in to you flank first.
>Iron Flank powers activate!
>Form of Shattered Pelvis!
>You scream like a girl before you black out from the pain.
>You're unconscious before your body even hits that wall...that in turn crumbles away as your body flies in to the building.
>You wake up hours later, to pain, a wet crotch, and the feeling of shame
>But...but at least its over...
>"Oh Anonymous..."
>Suddenly Rapebow, Applerape, and Flutterslut
>God damn it
>End
 
>Be Chilling with Pinkie in Sugar Cube corner
>Be eating cupcakes with your bro Pinkie
>She's such a bro, keeping you safe from the Rapist Legion with the powers of...whatever it is she can do.
>As you're eating a delicious chocolate cupcake you hear the door being thrown off its hinges.
>"Oops...my bad..."
>It's Cloppy Hooves
>She's entered the bakery flank first, resulting...in the door being warped to such a point it has become unusable.
>Pinkie doesn't seem to happy about this, she glare at Cloppy Hooves.
>Cloppy gets to her feet before pointing at you
>"Muffins are better than cupcakes."
>You turn from Cloppy to Pinkie, you see Pinkie's eye twitch before she laughs.
>"Oh Derpy you're so silly. Everyone loves cupcakes."
>"I bet Anonymous hates your cupcakes."
>"Oh no Anonymous LOVES my cupcakes. Isn't that right Anon?"
>Pinkie gives you this seductive grin and half lidded gaze that sends a shiver down your spine.
>"Well Pinkie after he gets a taste of my MUFFIN. You'll see."
>How Derpy is giving you a sexy look from behind that batman mask is beyond your understanding.
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>You make a break for the window
>You feel your legs being grabbed, you fall on your face...then you feel yourself being dragged back
>There are no brakes on this rape train.
>END
 
>You are fucking fed up with this
>You're out on the town and you're a man on a mission
>Your mission: End the Rapist Legion
>Armed with only a pair of gloves and a set of rope you feel a bit lacking
>Oh well, it'll have to do.
>You search Sugarcube Corner to find Rapebow Dash eating a slice of cake.
>Oh yeah this Mare is going first.
"Your tyranny over my dick is at an end!"
>You spartan kick the front door down
>Pinkie calls out from within the kitchen
>PP: "Celestia damn it that's the second time this week!"
>You done goofed
>Rapebow turns her attention towards you, when she sees the rope she smiles.
>RD: "Heeey Anon I didn't know you knew bondage was my fetish!"
>She insta rainbooms out of her seat and in to your soul plexus
>Oh look there goes your plan.
>Oh hey look its the ceiling...and now its the sky....and now its another building!
>Rapebow ties you up with your own rope and rapes you in ten seconds flat
>Well that plan went to shit....try again?
>Y/N
>[Y]/N
>Your next target: FlutterSlut
 
>Flutterslut in site
>After your mid air Rapebow rape you're a bit shaken
>So maybe...maybe Flutterslut can be beaten even in your weakened state
>You approach her cottage
>Now you're at her front door, you knock with the force of 1000 Anons!
>No response, odd...
>Suddenly you hear the clopping of hooves.
>As the door opens you shout
"Fluttershy, your end is nigh!"
>Fluttershy seems amused
>She gives you this shit eating grin before responding
"You try to end my fun, and I'll sandwich your dick in between my buns."
>Wait what?
>You feel something smack in to the back of your head and you go down like a stack of cards. Literally
>Fucking Angel Bunny and his club.
>While Fluttershy looks at your pile of spaghetti based monster cards she says
>"Good job Angel Bunny. Mama's so proud!"
>You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
>Well that plan went to shit...try again?
>Y/N
>[Y]/N
>Your next target: Applerape
 
>Okay so your first two attempts ended in failure
>Maybe this one will succeed
>Perhaps you're lucky, maybe Applejack will be easily distracted by apples or something
>You make your way to Sweet Apple Acres
>You hear a rustling in a nearby bush
>You turn in the direction of the rustling to see nothing...and the noise is gone.
>Your jimmies rustle in place of that bush
>You continue on the path to Sweet Apple Acres
>Suddenly the leaves in a nearby tree begin to rustle
>You jerk your head in the direction of the tree to find that it's just some leaves blowing in the wind
>Your jimmies rustle even further
>Must...not...ascend...
>The amount of spaghetti would drown this world
>You break off in to a run in order to hopefully get to Applejack quickly.
>Suddenly Applejack out of a fucking bush
>Mare be following you
>You spot her cowboy hat...followed by a foot long black...stallion strap on strapped to her waist...
>"Ah saw what ya'll are tryin ta do. Anon ya'll know I strike first."
>Oh god is there blood on that strap on?!
>Your jimmies have now ascended
>You ride your stream of shit and spaghetti, getting away from Applerape safely...and drowning her in your beta-ness in the process.
>Mission Success?
>Fuck it you'll take it.
>Your next target: Cloppy Hooves
 
>So your ascended form finally goes away.
>You land on the outskirts of P0nyville
>A stream of shit and spaghetti has laid waste to all that was behind you
>Poor Lyra and Bon-Bon never stood a chance.
>Their sacrifices shall not be in-
>Iron flank outta fuckin nowhere!
>Your body flies in the air, landing on top of a shop roof
>You hear the fluttering of wings as someone lands on the roof next to you
>"Hi Anon! Figured I'd BUTT in on your inner monologue!"
>Cloppy Hooves
>Really?
>God
>Fucking-
>"PLOT Device!"
>Damn it she's speaking in puns!
>She strikes you across the face with a hoof and you black out
>Oooooh Plot Device, you see what she did there.
>No wait that the darkness, you're unconscious you fucking moron
>You wake up some time later to see that Cloppy Hooves still riding your dick
>Oh god why did you have to wake up now
>And why does it feel so good?!
>You orgasm so hard you fall unconscious yet again
>You are now an official horse fucker
>You win!
 
>END