Title:           Greentext #1 (why the fuck did i make this?)
Author:          A-nonMoose
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rZNJHDnr
First Edit:      Friday 6th of February 2015 10:38:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 27th of August 2015 09:51:52 PM CDT

"...You fuckin' serious?"
>She glares at you a little more
>"Why. Are. You Spying. On. Me?"
>Her emphasis makes you quiver with rage
"You're asking me such a bullshit question when you're here fucking some random..."
>You see the stallion walking outside, trying to avoid confrontation
"You there! Over here, now!"
>He freezes and stomps forward, but stops
>You smirk as he swivels around and walks up to you
"So...you like to bed wives, huh?"
>Your breath hits his nostrils and he shrinks a little from the warm hate coming from you
>"Anon, go back to the castle and we will-
>You pick up a stone nearby and throw it in the window
"LIKE HELL I FUCKING WILL!"
>Lights from other houses flicker on. Ponies walking out rubbing their eyes
>"Anon, please. You're-"
"Finding out that you are cheating with this guy. Yeah."
>He shrinks away, but your hands keep him from moving
"What's your name? I didn't quite catch it between her screaming your name and me getting all angry."
>He shakes and gulps, opening and closing his mouth
"Actually, I think it's your lucky day. You can have her."
>You let go, hearing him take a giant breath of air
>Oops, you might've hurt him a bit
>"Anon, stop it, please jus-"
"You can have her. She'll move in with you and you can do whatever you want with her!"
>You turn and walk back home, ignoring Twilight's voice and preparing to pull an all nighter yet again
 
>You ignore the wails coming from behind you
>"Anon, please, let's talk this out."
>You push through the castle doors and ignore the startled guards, shaking their heads between you and their Princess
>"Guards, please control Anon. I fear he's-"
"You're gonna seriously use them as a crutch? No! Ignore that asinine command. I'm perfectly clear-headed!"
>The guards follow, in case something happens
>At least they aren't provoking you
>That would be bad for everyone
>"Anon, I'm sorry that-"
"Sorry for cheating on me? Yeah, haven't heard that one before."
>"It's just that-"
>You stop and wrap a hand around her muzzle
>The guards stop and gasp, drawing out their spears
"Stop with your shitty attempt at damage control here."
>Letting go, you walk in the master bedroom and shut the door on Twilight and locking it
>You put your ring on the knob, dispelling any magic to influence the door
>It was enchanted to stop any magic from being used on you and...well...
>Magic-disabling was Twilight's fetish
>Shaking your head, you jump on the bed and get under the covers
>You ignore the banging on the door as you try to sleep
>Tomorrow will be packing day
 
>Waking up, you hold back the emotions that you've been holding back
>You know it's bad for you, but at this point, you don't care
>Getting up, you stretch and figure it's time to get to work
>An hour passes before someone is knock knock knockin' upon your door
"Go away, I'm busy packing up your-"
>"It's actually me, Fluttershy."
>You stop and sigh, walking up to the door
>You put your hand on the ring and slid it a little before stopping
"Make sure Twilight is not out there. This is not up for debate."
>You hear murmuring before a clop of hooves ring out
>After a few seconds of silence, you open the door and see Fluttershy with an expression of worry
"Thanks for telling me about this, Fluttershy. I'm not looking to have a cuckold fetish. Shit's fucking disgraceful."
>She gives you a look of confusion as you put the ring on the knob of the door
>You smile as the door handle jingles
>"Anon, I'm sorry this happened. I...I actually was afraid of telling you when I found out a week ago."
>You breathe in hard, but let it out a few seconds later
>You couldn't stay mad
"Better late than never, I suppose."
>You continue packing up her stuff
>Fluttershy stands there, looking as if she needed to say something
"I know...I'm kicking out the Princess out of her own castle. But hey, at least she gets to live with her new fuckbuddy."
>"She really did love you, Anon. I just...what made her do this?"
>You chuckle a little bit, wiping your eyes
>Fuck off, feels. You've had your chance. You're not going to cry
>Inhaling softly, you finish with the packing and scratch your head.
"Hey, can you do me a favor and get me some food? I'm...not ready to go out there yet."
 
>You lay on the bed and think about what to do
>Honestly, you don't want to see Twilight
>Ever.
>You agree that you're acting and thinking a bit...pedantically
>But cheating is seriously something that you will not discuss about
>And your ass is sitting in this castle
>She's the offender in this situation, here
>One thing that bothers you is that she tried to flip the blame on you
>Just what the fuck was she trying to do, anyway?
*Transition!*
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And you have fucked up big time
>The ponies outside are going ballistic about this whole scandal
>Some mares and stallions are defending your honor and title while the others are questioning why you did it and oh god their starting to fight each other
"Guards, please stop them from hurting each other."
>The guards nod and go out to separate the ponies
>The tears won't stop coming
>Why can't they stop?
>You notice another presence in the foyer and look up at the right hall
>Spike is there, his mouth in a straight line as his eyes bore into you
>His look of disappointment hurts you more than you thought it would
>"I would've expected better of you, Twilight. You could've told Anon that you didn't love him or could've tried something to renew that love! But..."
>He shakes and tears up a little
>You move a little toward him, but he moves away from you
>His face scrunches up a little in a look of disgust
>"No...please, just..."
>He balls up his fists and run out the front castle doors
>"At least I know what love is!"
>He shuts the doors hard, leaving you in the room
>The background noise of the guards quelling the riot doesn't do anything to help your current mood
>You fall and curl up, regretting your decision to go behind your lover's back
 
*Transition!*
>You are Anon
>Putting her stuff out of the room, you walk back in and gulp down your emotions
>You can't help but wonder what made her do this
>Is she a changeling? You better hope not.
>[spoiler]Unless it's Chrysalis, then that's fine.[/spoiler]
>Was she blackmailed by that pony?
>The way he quivered under your touch didn't seem forced
>Plus, he looked fucking terrified when you caught them. Genuine terror
>Thank fuck for your height over these damned ponies
>Did he have something you didn't?
>You accepted the fact that you aren't as hung as a stallion, but fucking hell, you're hung as a human
>You can't have a footlong dick
>You feel bad for pornstars like Lex Steele
>God rest their souls
>A knock on the door rouses you from your thoughts
>"I got your food, Anon. Can I come in?"
>Opening the door, Fluttershy walks in with a plate balancing over her back
>Eggs, bacon, and cubed potatoes
>You'll have to thank the chef for constantly giving you the usual
"Thank god, it's my week off. It would be hard to go into the Canterlot Court. Princess Celestia is fucking weird with her intuitions and predicting emotions."
>"Well, she has lived for over 1000 years. I guess she's used to seeing signs of distress."
>You chew on bacon and eggs together and nod a little
>Probably has to do with body language and facial features
"I wish I could have that type of intuition. Would've known if Twilight was..."
>You close your eyes and shake your head
>Now's not the time for wishing
>Fluttershy wraps her hooves around your waist
>"Let it out, Anon."
 
 
"No. If you think I'm going to let it out, you're horribly mistaken."
>"Let it out now, Anon. It's better if you do that now then blow it up later."
>You were actually holding it in as a last resort
>To let it all explode and fuck Twilight up and blame your vulgar display of power on your bottled emotions
>But do you really have the heart to face the consequences later?
>You gulp and quiver a little before your tears come out
"Fuck you, Fluttershy, I fucking hate you for making me cry!"
>"I love you, too, Anon."
>She hugs you as you let out the tears
 
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>You can hear Anon crying his eyes out
>Fluttershy is comforting him
"It should be me."
>You walk away and go into the throne room
>You look over at your throne, with your cutie mark etched into it
>Princess of Magic and Friendship
>Do you really deserve that title now that you fallen off of your morals and beliefs?
>Of course not! You thought as you tip the stony chair and watch as it crumbles loudly, resounding through the halls
>Breathing heavily, you toss bigger chunks in the air
>You don't deserve that cutie mark
>You don't deserve the love that you once had
>You don't deserve it all
>...
>You don't deserve life.
 
>You are Anon and my god, you never thought the spa would be relaxing
>You hadn't seen Twilight at all since yesterday
>She'll be alright, probably cheering that she'll be with the other guy
>No skin off your back, anyway
>Speaking of skin...
>"How are you enjoying ze back massage, monsieur?"
"Perfect, Aloe. Just a little higher."
>She complies and as her hooves go higher, you groan lightly
>You're pretty sure your face is making some lewd silly face
>You can hear Fluttershy and Rarity talk amongst themselves in the mud bath
>"I still can't believe Twilight of all ponies would do something scandalous as that!"
>"I know. Apparently, some ponies are saying that she did it because of an old cultural habit."
>"You surely don't...Oh my! No! That is REALLY archaic. Did she..."
>You swear, you're going to burn down the library in the castle
>She got the idea to cheat from a fucking book that is centuries old
>Hell, since it came from Celestia herself, they had been over 1000 years old
"Twilight, you fucking idiot of a bookworm."
>You're going to have a talk with her as soon as this massage is over
>If the idea did come from said book, you're gonna slap her with the burning book
>And fuck her right in front of the guy who cheated
>Thank lord you have more stamina than these bloody ponies
>Getting dressed, you wash your face in the bathroom and chuckle a little
>"Everypony, come quick! Twilight Sparkle is on top of the castle!"
>uwotm8.jpg
 
>Walking toward the castle along with Rarity and Fluttershy, you look up and see a faint purple figure at the top of the castle
>"Twilight Sparkle, please come down! We can talk this out!"
>Rarity shouts out to her
>You faintly see her shake her head before she replies
>"I'm not worthy of being your princess, nor am I worthy of any friendship!"
>A few moments pass and her crown falls from the top of the castle to the ground
>Oh boy, here we go
>You remember taking the sound advice of never sticking your dick in crazy, yet here you are, watching your crazy wife about to jump
>"You have so much to live for, Twilight! The both of you can work it out!"
>Is it raining?
>You think it's raining
>The wind is blowing pretty strong and...
>Oh, those are her tears
>You didn't think her tears would hit your mouth
>"I betrayed everyone's trust! I betrayed my husband's trust!! How can it possibly work out?!"
>You shake your head and grumble a bit before looking for a megaphone
>You go up to the first tree you saw and stick your hand inside the hollow hole
>Grabbing on to something, you pull it out and lo and behold, a megaphone
>You're thankful for Pinkie Pie giving you lessons
>Walking back, you turn the megaphone on and look up at Twilight
"Twilight Sparkle, you have fucking wings. Now get the fuck down from there."
>You can feel everypony's face glare into you as you keep your eyes on Twilight
>"No...you're mad at me. I can't see you angry with me."
"No shit I'm angry! Tell me why you did it at least."
>She stood silently before answering
>"From a book of Celestia's, the customs of archaic times. I'm sorry! I wanted to ask but I didn't think this would happen."
>Holy shit, you were right.
>You start laughing your ass off, much to everypony's chagrin
 
>Getting back up on your feet, you wipe your tears and smile
>You feel both Fluttershy and Rarity nudge you harshly
>"Anon, that is rude! You don't go around laughing at-"
"No nigga listen! I heard what you and Rarity were talking about with her getting the idea of cheating from a book. That's why I'm laughing!"
>You shake your head and smile
>You feel a little bit better from letting it go somewhat
"Alright. Twilight! Here's the deal. You come down here and bring that book with you. And someone get that stallion over here. We can be civil about this."
>You drop the megaphone and stretch, listening to the ponies cheer when Twilight steps away from the edge
>"Anon, are you sure you can do this?"
>Looking over at her, you can't help but smirk
"What I'm going to do would make me look like a pussy in the human world."
 
>You wait as Twilight walks out with the book in hoof and two guardspony bringing the offending stallion over
>My god, you're going to enjoy yourself
>You poke around your pockets to make sure your lighter is still there
>"Here's the book, Anon...I'm so-"
>You bring your hands up to shush her
>Opening the book, you skim through it for a good twenty seconds before finding the passage
"It is tradition for a mare to bed another if: a) feelings of loneliness accrues. b) not satisfied. and/or c) just because. So Twilight, which one is it?"
>She whimpers a little and mutter, "A"
>You sigh and scratch your head
"I work for the court of fucking Canterlot, Twilight. You're welcome to come anytime! Sweet buttery Jesus..."
>You look at the book and look at the stallion
"And now...what to do with you..."
 
>You took the lighter from your pocket and flicked it on, hovering the book over the fire
>As it burned, you held the part of the book that wasn't on fire and slammed the hardcover upon his face
>He fell to the ground as the blunt force of the spine hit his jaw and the fire singed his face
>You bash his face a couple of times before you feel magic holding your striking arm
>Looking back, you see Rarity holding it
>"You said you were going to do what would make you look like, excuse me, "a pussy"! What are you doing looking like a brute!?"
>Throwing the now hot book to your other hand, you fling it forward and watch as it smacked Twilight on the face
>She showed obvious pain to the burn and blunt force, rubbing her face with a hoof
>You sigh and chuckle, deciding to tell them the torture methods of the medieval ages
"Adulterers, or cheaters, are subjected to pain with devices that would give out extreme pain. What I did would be considered light punishment."
>Maybe a little more detail would make it better
"What I did would be considered dishonorable for not doing more. So..."
>Twilight's eyes welled up a little.
"...kinda abandoned my basic human rights because...well, I kinda forgive you."
>She hugs you and you really don't return the hug
"You're gonna have to build that trust up again, but hey, you'll be in the castle at least"
>Everypony cheers as this whole scandal is done and solved
>You give Twilight a small peck on the cheek and carry her inside
 
>A few weeks pass after the whole scandal
>It was good to have her back, but you're making her slowly build the bridge of trust
>Throughout those weeks, you've been going out gathering materials for a special punishment for her
>To make sure she never does cheats again
>You also made sure that the guards of the castle were clearly coltcuddlers
>It made you uncomfortable when they tried to make a move on you, but retelling the events of that day made them shut up
>topkek.jpg
>Tonight was a special night
>You blindfolded your wife and led her to one of the guest bedrooms
>"Oh my, Anon~ What are you planning on doing?"
>Her voice had a sultry tone to it
>She had an idea of what might happen
"I know what you're thinking. Tonight will be special. Don't worry."
>You open the door and look inside
>A unicorn guard had a sound-proof shield around the stallion that fucked your wife
>You nod and close the door, locking it and putting your magic-disabling ring on the knob
>You push the blindfolded Twilight Sparkle on the bed
>pomf.png
>"Oh, Anon, what are we gonna do on the bed~?"
>Taking off your clothes, you give a small laugh
"It's exactly what we're going to do."
>Your cock pops out, hitting Twilight's mouth
>She gasps and takes a few tentative licks to it
>You shudder from the pleasure of her tongue
"Yeah, lap it up."
>You enjoy the pleasure of her mouth engulfing your dick
>Thrusting your hips, you watch as she gags slightly from your sudden hip movements
>But she stays strong as you let her work you up
"Alright, ready for your surprise?"
>"Anything to make you forget that day. I'll make sure of it."
>You smirk, positioning her to have her face at the guard and the stallion
>You nod at the guard and undo the blindfold as he releases the sound-proof shield around the stallion
 
"Oh, Twilight. You know far too well that I will never forget what happened."
>You smile as the guard takes off his armor and reveal his hard cock
>The stallion, gagged up and hooves tied, widens his eyes and shakes his head
>"Anon, please, don't-"
>You grab a fistful of her hair and make her watch as your ally moves the gagball and stuff his cock in the offending stallion
>Revenge looked so gay, but fuck, it looked hot
>You smile as the tears fall down the stallions face
>He was gagging and being slapped around, being told not to use his teeth
>And he seemed to comply as the guard moaned
>Taking his cock out, he moved the stallion's ass up and spat in his ponut several times
>You rub your cock against Twilight's pussy and feel how drenched she was
>You growled as you suddenly thrusted your cock down her pussy
>She screamed from the pain and pleasure you forced onto her
"I'll make you forget."
>You moan playfully into her ear
>You can hear the guard moaning and the stallion grunting from the anal intrusion
>You hurriedly pound into Twilight, finding delight in her tight pussy
>She moaned as you pulled on her hair
>Inch upon inch and skin upon skin, the force of your thrusts make her ass slightly pink
>You also watched as the stallion's tears continue to spill out as the guard refused to let up
>"Anooooaaahhh~ Fuck, it feels just as ~ah~ good as laaaast time~!"
>You pull on her wings and continue to pound her forward
>Her head bobbed up and down on the mattress
>Gazing at the stallion, you watch as pre-cum drips out
>The guard's nose flared as he drilled him faster
>Faster
>Harder
>Until he finished deep within him
>The stallion screamed into the gag and spurt a few drops of cum
>The guard relished in the wave of pleasure, pulling out and rubbing his cum covered cock against the stallion's face
"Bring the mirror and show the stallion."
>You moaned the order at the guard
>Twilight is continuously moaning as your cock assaults her womb
 
>Her pussy muscles start to quiver as she moans louder, cumming and squirting over your dick
>You aren't sure about the whole squirt thing, but holy fuck, it felt hot
>The guard hovers the mirror to the stallion's forlorn and empty face
>"Anooon~ I-I'm so sensitive...~ S-Stop~!"
"Beg for me to cum, then. I won't stop until I fill your womb."
>"B-But I'll be pregnant~! Cum outsi-"
>You spank her hard, making her squeal
"I will cum wherever I please, just as you fucked whoever you pleased! If I find out you fucked another stallion, this one here will have a new friend to have in the barracks!"
>You gaze at the other stallion
"Your punishment is done. Guard, as soon as we're done, take him to the barracks."
>The guard nods as you continuously fuck Twilight's brains out
>"Fuck fuck oh fuck! It feels so good, Anon~! My mind is-"
"Going blank?"
>"I can't take it anymore~! Cum, please! Inside, outside, just fuck me!
>A primal growl exits your throat as you pound your hips into her
>Deeper
>Faster
>Your cock twitches as your at the edge of your peak
>You moan louder and fuck her harder
>The continuous slapping of skin, her sopping pussy against your cock, and the loud moaning from her mouth sets you off
>You pull her wings back and cum deep inside of her
>Her cracked voice yells resound around the room and out in the halls, possibly, as she cums again
>"Oh fuck~! I'm gonna get pregnant! I'm gonna have his kids!"
>You sigh happily as you pull out
>You move her face to your cock and make her clean off your cock with her mouth
"Leave us, now."
>The guard bows and takes the prisoner with him
>You breathe and fall next to Twilight
>Her lust-filled eyes and labored breathing was music to your ears
>"I love you, Anon."
"I love you, too, Twilight. Hope you learned a valuable lesson."
>Giggling, she responds:
>"Anon's dick is best dick."