You are a newly appointed captain of Earth's newest starship in the far future. As with regulation, you get to name your own ship. What'll it be /k/? Regulation doesn't allow profane/inappropriate language in names.
 
USS Ides of March in my preferred name.
 
>inb4 Forward Unto Dawn
 
If You Can Read This, We're Ramming
Terminal Diplomacy
A Fondness For Futile Gestures
Romantic Notion
Grand, Great, Gone
Vanguard
Woe
Ozymandias
Look Upon My Works (They're Target-Locked And Coming At You)
A Mote In God's Eye
Leisurely Xenocide
Our Response Is
We've Got Reserves!
Notions of Necessity
Terra Invicta
Pull The Other One, It's Got Thermonuclear Bombs On It
Payload: Nebulous
Mission: Vague
Destination: Your Glassed Homeplanet
By Reading This You've Wasted Valuable Time And We Have Gained A Target Lock
Consider The Following...
Spatium Solutus
Second Wind
Last Gasp Of A Dying Species With Only One Important Trait: Endless Spite
Ex Infernor
Sod It
That Which Can Eternal Lie
Wish You Were Here
God-Slaying Machine
Diplomacy
Gray Area
Meatfucker
No Greater Gods
World-Scarring Solar Glory
Anywhere But Here
Silence and Motion
Valse de la Terre
 
Eve of Destruction
Aloha Belle!
Triple Threat
Infernal Anna
 
"Missed One, Cunts"
The Thorn
Vigil
Flying Earthman
Mourner
Exile
Scion
Bearer of the Torch
Despair
The Last Straw
Say My Name
Two For Flinching
Do You Feel Lucky?
Bum Rush
Ready or Not
Brilliant Shores
Long Time Coming
Lance Held High
Point of No Return
Midsummer Night
Eminent Domain
Say My Name
Armageddon's Edge
Gettysburg
Ready or Not
Two For Flinching
Bum Rush
Razor's Edge
Apocalypso
Unjustified Certainty
Unthinkable Alternative
Tyrannicide,
Long Time Coming
Dakota
Iroquois
A Mirage
Diplomatic Immunity
She’s One of Ours, Sir
Looks Abandoned
Suspicious Activity
Friendly Vessel
Empty Sky
Sunglare
 
Son of Olympus
 
Odd Cloud Patch
Belay That Order
Weather Balloon
Just An Illusion
Silent Image
Greater Image
Dwarves
International Incident
Not Important
Nothing to Worry About
Probably Swamp Gas
Supposed to be Here
This is a Drill
It’s Fine, I Know That Guy
False Alarm
Stand Down
Hotspur
Targeting Error
The Yellow Rose of Texas
Tranquility
Equanimity
Ataraxia
Bedlam for Breakfast
Coup de Sperme
Ejaculate Mass
Roanoke
Venator
Pain Train
Firewalker
End of the Line
Aegis Fate
Heimdal
Spirit of Saint Ivan
Sieglinde
Siegfried
Siegmund
Ares' Spear
Scorched Earth
Sword of Mars
Nelson
Spyglass
Look On My Works...
Ye Mighty...
...And Despair
 
Space BRRT
Schadenfreude
Shrike
Levithan
Never Coming Home
Luna
God Send
Planetary Lobotomy
Celestial Erection
Venture Star
Point of No Return
Nostromo
Conrad
Apocalypse Soon
Horizon
Vae Victis
Victory
Ajax
Manifest Destiny
She's One of Ours, Sir!
Terror
Vengeance
Victor
Vindicator
Tempest
Typhoon
Victory
Fury
Planetary Annihilation
Big Iron
Holy Diver
Sovereign
Old Hickory
Litany of Litany's Litany
MAXIMUM FUCK
SSDD Freudian Nightmare
The Hammer Of God
Closing Statement
Submarine Street
Remember 16
Heart and Soul
Holy Lonely Night
Try Again
 
Enterprise
 
You
Am I Being Detained?
Permission To Speak Freely, Sir
Ramming Speed
Heart of Darkness
Danger Zone
Excalibur
Hrunting
Taming Sari
Kladenets
Harpe
Crocea Mors
Arondight
Galatine
Gram
Joyeuse
Tizona
Zulfiqar
Atrocity Fountain
The State Department Would Like You To Reconsider
Big Stick
Space Battleship Missouri
The Big Stick
Aspect of Glass
The Devil You Know
The Devil You Don’t
Orion
Aurora
Hero
Headlong
Hammer, to Fall
Innuendo
Made in Heaven
Man on the Prowl
Nevermore
The Night Comes Down
The Show Must Go On
 
Who Wants to Live Forever?
Dubya
Millennium Falcon
So Much Gravitas. All The Gravitas.
Enterprise
Ark Royal
Odysseus
Prometheus
Argo
No More Mr Nice Guy
Gunboat Diplomat
I Said, I've Got A Big Stick
Now Look What You've Made Me Do
The Last Bloodstripe
Captain to All Hands: Evacuate, This is not a Drill!
This is not a Drill
Then There was One
Your Green Ladies
Kirk
The Dotted I's and Crossed T's
Let Us Tell You a Tale.
Bite The Pillow
Going in Dry
Gratuitous Violence
Pointy Stick
Soviet Russia
Make Us
Tried To Lose: Failure
Zero Zero One Zero Zero
Them Apples
Lee Roy
Pillage Then Burn
Iceland
Final Countdown
Version 0
Then: The Last
The Party Dont Stop
Loose Ends
Terminus
Scipio
Dominus
Invictus
 
Trial by Fire
Peace at the Point of a Gun
Alternatively: USS Gunpoint
Olympus Mons
Fires of the Sun
 
USSS Chocolate Homunculus
USSS Breeze Dangler
USSS Reacharound
 
USSS Hatefucker
 
Incorrigible
Cold Harbor
Everest
Ad Patres
Ad Finem
Constantia Et Virtute
Caveat Viator
 
USS PENETRATION
 
Wrath
Warspite
Arms of Mars
Athena's Wrath
Fury of Poseidon
Neptune's Wake
Slapper
Kebab Sticker
We Make Zipperheads!
Mjolnir
Yggdrasil
Texas Ranger
 
Strong Implications
Your Waifu's Shit
Stoppin Powah
Nothin Personnel Kid
Vietnam Fucking Shit
50 Alien Eliminator
USS It's a Meme You Dip
 
Death and Taxes
Death Before Dishonor
Republic at the Gates
Alas Babylon
Their Finest Hour
In Rapid Succession
Within Regulation
Brave New World
Gallipoli
City of World's Desire
Wings of Icarus
Carthago Delenda Est
 
 
USS Knox
USS Dexter
USS Dearborn
USS Spencer
USS Ramsey
USS Royall
 
UNS Sif
UNS Freyja
UNS Nerthus
UNS Zisa
UNS Skadi
UNS Hel
UNS Hretha
UNS Gersemi
 
Maersk St. Helens
Maersk Rainier
Maersk Yellowstone
Maersk Krakatoa
Maersk Novarupta
Maersk Okmok
Maersk Hood
 
PLAS Chi-you
PLAS Fu Xi
PLAS Leizu
PLAS Lao zi
PLAS Shujun
PLAS Da Yu
 
USS Ayylmao
 
    >Dickbutt Express
    >Larry H. Darkshark
    >UNSC McNiggerator
    >UNSC Boobenfloppen
 
Stand And Deliver
The Blind Will See
Best Left Unspoken
Ouroboros
Swift and Terrible Sword
 
I Was Promised Gravitas
Hurt Locker
Haha, Made You Flinch
God's Misplaced Multitool
I Can't Hear You Over The Deafening Silence of My Gravitas
 
E.F.S.V
 
Earth Federation Space Vessel:
 
EFSV: Napoleon
EFSV: Dresden
EFSV: Iron Maiden
EFSV: Smoothbore
EFSV: Cradle of life
EFSV: Mock us and see
EFSV: You're in here with me
EFSV: There for the taking
EFSV: By the horns
EFSV: Samurai
EFSV: Bushido
EFSV: Emperor
EFSV: Battalion
EFSV: Charles Martel
EFSV: Victoria
EFSV: Shiva
EFSV: Kali
EFSV: Anansi
EFSV: Guillotine
EFSV: Revolution
EFSV: Soviet Red
EFSV: Panzer
EFSV: Rome
EFSV: Ceaser
EFSV: Alexander
EFSV: Alexandria
EFSV: Babylon
 
Efsv:
 
The Broad Side of a Barn
Danger Will Robinson
I Don't Wanna Miss a Thang
By the By, Bye
Good Night, Moon
The Compensator
Do Yourself a Favor and Run
Read This and Weep
Just Passing Through (You)
Drop Trou and Grab Your Ankles
It's Snowing on Mount Fuji
Ever Heard Of (Your Homeworld Here)? Me Neither
Outside Context Solution
Full Stop, No Brakes
Your Destruction Was Always Inevitable, Now It Is Imminent
Strong Language
Long-Winded Diatribe
Skub
Anti-Skub
I'm No Moon
(The entire themesong of Space Battleship Yamato)
Otamay
Causality Casualty
Your Self Destruct Sequence
Well, Do Ya, Punk?
Freddie Mercury
Kirk>Picard
Base Delta Zero
Planetary Burn Notice
The IRS
Fuck You
No, Seriously, Fuck You
Gigadeth
Fire
When Diplomacy Fails
Seig Kaiser Reinhard
A Strongly Worded Letter
Plan B
 
EFSV: Patton
EFSV: Churchill
EFSV: Rommel
EFSV: De Gaulle
EFSV: Musolini
EFSV: Uncle Joe
EFSV: Sunset
EFSV: Atom Bomb
EFSV: You'll need to do better than that
EFSV: Dreadnaught
EFSV: Conquest
EFSV: Royalty
EFSV: Achtung Volk
EFSV: Godbless America
EFSV: God save the Queen
EFSV: Hakka
EFSV: Hong Kong
EFSV: Yangzhe
EFSV: Lung
EFSV: Dragon
EFSV: Dragoon
EFSV: Bombard
EFSV: Reach for the skies
EFSV: Highwayman
EFSV: Thug Savant
 
Spiteful hound
Turnback
Hard knock
Brick
Cinderblock
Sledgehammer
Surgeon
Haymaker
Negotiator
Diplomatic solutions
Peace
Big enough rock
 
 
Notarmedatallfaggots
Totallyunarmed
Iswearwe'renotgonnaattack
You don't need glasses
SPAAAAAACCCCEEEEE!!!!
Born to rail(gun)
Yes they're real
Can I go home yet?
I'm afraid I can't do that
Nuked from space
Titanic
Lusitania
Yamato (lel)
 
Casus Belli
Pax ex Gladius
Semper Bellicosa
Coitus Irae
Tu Impune
 
The SS Ssssssss (hey I only had an S stencil)
Purple People Eater
We've gone plaid!
I brake for kittens
PIGS IN SPAAACE (esp. if it's an MPs ship)
 
>inb4 Forward Unto Dawn
 
Oh yeah...um
 
EFSF Backward Unto dusk.
 
Beat that.
 
Stationary at Noon
 
Side-stepping At Twilight
 
USS Laterally into dusk
 
EFSF Vertical at Tea-time
 
Fourth Dimension Traversal Yesterday
 
Waiting Patiently For Tomorrow
 
Waiting Impatiently For Yesterday
 
USS Receding into the Night
 
 
the Hurry Up and Wait
 
 
>now we come up with names for Convenant Vessels
 
The Altar of Particular Exquisiteness
 
Muh Prophets
Purple Space Dildo
Don't Look Too Much Into It, It's Alien Space Magic
Angry, Angry Lizardman
 
HMCS RECTAL BURNS
HMCS I'M JUST A FARMER
HMCS FIGHT ME CUNTS
HMCS QUEEN ELIZABETH II
HMCS BRICK WITH GUNS
HMCS HOLY SHIT
HMCS WHAT THE DICKENS
HMCS HE WENT THAT A WAY
HMCS FOR CROWN AND CUNTRY
HMCS FIRE THE GUY IN CHARGE OF NAMING THESE VESSELS
 
HMCS SCMH
HMCS HOOD
HMCS HUMAN PRIVILEGE
HMCS SHIT LICKERS
HMCS NOOT NOOT
HMCS CALL THE ADMIRAL. HE CAN'T UNSINK YOU
 
HMCS FUCK THE ATF
MNS (Mexican naval ship) JESUS IS MY COPILOT
HMCS LARGE ASTEROID
HMCS STINKDICK
HMCS ANAL AGGRAVATION
 
USS Aluminum Monster
USS Fucking Stop It
 
Command: Mythological paradises (Olympus, Valhalla, Tian , etc,)
Carriers: Historical leaders (Whoever's on your currency)
Battleships: States/Provinces (Iowa, Urdmurtia, Alsace, Guangdong, Honshu)
Cruisers: Other famous people (John Mortimer Smith, Calvin Broadus, Curtis Jackson, Zimmerman)
Destroyers: Cities (London, Shenzen, Detroit...ew)
Frigates: Whatever sounds cool
Corvettes: You assholes get numbers and you'll like it
Science: Famous vessels, scientists, explorers (Enterprise, Einstein, Cortez)
 
Hornswoggled
A Colorful Expose of Your Entrails
Great Googly Moogly!
The Error Is Yours
 
Gunthammer
Thurdersex
Clint Turbodiesel
Ace Rockfist
 
Missile Boat - Ticonderoga
Dreadnaught - Vigilance
Carrier - Nine Eleven
Destroyer - Eisenstein
Frigate - Unfriendly
Cruiser - Alexander's Grindstone
Transport/Cargo - Liberalism
Battle Cruiser - Litany of Purgation
Battleship - Phalanx
 
Antagonist
Arrogant
Attack
Audacious
Bruiser
Challenger
Conqueror
Courageous
Dauntless
Defiance
Devastation
Dreadnought
Formidable
Furious
 
Thunder Child
Freudian Implications
Silent Service
Red Shift
Right of Way
Bigger Ben
Leeroy Gambit
Second Star To The Right
Mild Turbulence
Grandfather Paradox
Fathomless Truculence
Extinction Level Event
From Darkness... Light
Hot Heart's Shell
Asimov
Ironsides
Pale Horse
When In Doubt
Will Travel
Roche Limit
That'll Buff Out
Insincere Apologies
These Violent Delights
'Til They Glow
Intolerant Ideals
Contents May Vary
Equal Speed Charlie London
 
Alisa Dvachevskaya
Misheala Fields
Natalia Poklonskaya
Olga Dmitievna
Sandhya Ramani
Siobhan
Sinead
Badb Catha
Loki
Huginn
Muninn
 
Wagram
Roitelet
Intendant
Vizir
Marengo
Tauris
Cyrus
Styrie
Désirée
 
Assuming international co-operation in the ISS/UNSC/EFSV thing, by country;
 
Ark Royal
Enterprise
Krasniy Oktyabr
Téméraire (Honourable mention: "Pourquoi Pas ?")
Liaoning
K?tetsu (Honourable mention: "Kank? Maru")
Seongnam
Baratang
Indomito (Honourable mention: "Minerva")
Silvado
 
And just for our Commonwealth Friends;
Iroquois
Wollongong
Manawanui
 
I also like the naming convention in Mass Effect;
Frigates - Battles
Cruisers - Cities
Dreadnoughts - Major mountains
Merchants - Rivers etc.
 
wish you were here
dark side of the moon
how the west was won
...and justice for all
bat out of hell
 
ESS Austerlitz
ESS Königgrätz
ESS Sedan
ESS Würzburg
ESS Stahlriese
ESS Lentia
ESS Noricum
ESS Vindobonna
ESS Liechtenstein
ESS Ferocity
ESS Manchester
ESS Dublin
ESS Shetland
ESS Prince Charles
ESS Mafalda
ESS Emiglia Romana
ESS Catania
ESS Milano
ESS Semaforo
ESS Toulouse
ESS Cherbourg
ESS Verdun
ESS Cristoforo Colombo
ESS Sevilla
ESS Wroclaw
ESS Grzegorz Brz?czyszczykiewicz
 
USS I Seen A Skull
USS Attackin' Tha Rim
USS Educatin' Tha Community
USS Naturally Real
USS I'm Luvin' Dis Rap Money Cause It's Different Than Regular Money
USS It'd Be Heaven On Earth If Cops Were Drafted & Not Hired
USS I Am The King Of Rap U Work At Dominos Pizza
USS F%ck Ur Wedding Walkin' Dead Man
USS Put Sum Relish An Musta on It It Ain't Extra
USS Cops Can't Read III
USS The Rocketship Bus 2
USS Atomic Bombs and Mutually Assured Destruction is Fuckin' Stupid II
USS My Ghost Army
USS Thanksgivin
USS The Moon Is My Son He Look Just Like Me II
USS They Pen Ain't Mightia Than My Pistol
 
USS Ave Nex Alea
 
Or maybe just Nex Alea.
 
These wouldn't work for a capital ship, but on fighters or bombers..
 
But I Discharge Exhaust From There
Mongo Like Balloons
Fuck It. We Do it Live.
LOUD NOISES
Warm, Warmer, Disco!
They See Me Orbiting... They Hatin
Fuck You, Sir Isaac Newton
 
OC
 
EFSV:LongCat
EFSV:PartyVan
EFSV:MooT
EFSV:4tune
EFSV:Pepe
EFSV:The lulz
EFSV:Giganigger
EFSV:Taxmaster
EFSV:BanHammer
EFSV:HitlerDidNothingWrong
EFSV:BestPony
EFSV:Pool's Closed
EFSV:MurderCock
EFSV:Rickroll
EFSV:GitGud
EFSV:Tripfag
EFSV:404 mercy-not-found
EFSV:maymays
EFSV:>Implying
 
now that i got that out of my system
 
EFSV: Laika
EFSV: Yuri Gagarin
EFSV: Neil Armstrong
EFSV: Jules Verne
EFSV: Carl Sagan
EFSV: Gilgamesh
EFSV: Darius I
EFSV: Odyssey
EFSV: Alexander
EFSV: Julius Caesar
EFSV: Sun Tzu
EFSV: Montezuma
EFSV: Firstborn