Chapter 8
>You are running
>You are on a beach. The sun is setting over the horizon casting red glow up on the sky.
>Why are you running?
>You’re having a Weathering Heights moment.
>”Anon!” the girl shouts.
>She has dark hair, and big purple eyes.
>You hug.
>She’s crying.
>Girl: “No no no, can’t you help him?”
“What are you talking about? Help who?”
>???: “I’m sorry but there isn’t anything we can do to save him. His wounds are healing but his mind is most likely damaged beyond repair.”
>Who said that?
>You turn around.
>Nothing.
>Only the beach and seagull.
>You turn back to the girl.
“Don’t worry.”
>You kiss her tears.
>Girl: “But I… You can’t turn him off.”
>???: “We don’t know anything about his anatomy, we don’t know how he works, we can’t save him.”
>You turn around again.
>Seagull: “It’s a waste of time we are only prolonging his pain.”
>Okay the seagull just talked.
>…
>Wat?
>Girl: “O-okay… Can I have a moment alone with him?”
>The seagull nods and flies away.
>Girl: “Please Anon… wake up.”
>She is crying again.
>A few raindrops hit your head.
>You look up.
>Clear skies.
>Girl: “If you don’t you will die.”
>More rain drops hit your head.
>Girl: “I don’t want to lose you.”
>She sounds a bit like Twilight.
>Wait a second.
>Twilight.
>You were fighting some demon dog sprite thingy.
>How did you get to a beach?
>Talking seagulls and rain from a cloudless sky.
>…
>This is a dream!
>Girl: “Please just wake up.”
 
 
>You open your eyes.
>Twi: “Doctor… I’m ready.”
>Twilight.
>You try to sit up but the pain is too much.
>Doc: “Okay Twilight, he won’t feel a thing.”
>You hear some hoofsteps.
>Twi: “Goodbye Anonymous.” She manages to say between loud sobs.
>Wait are they killing you?
>Holy shit they are killing you!
“Hey, no, wait, stop, I’m awake, I’m awake!”
>Twi: “ANON!”
>She hops up on the bed and hugs you.
>You would run your hands through her mane but it hurts when you move.
“Twilight, it hurts.”
>Twi: “Oh.” She jumps down from the bed and mumbles a ´sorry`.
>She’s trying to hide it but you can see her blushing furiously.
>Understandable.
“Are you alright?”
>Twi: “Yes, I am, but Dash is still in the hospital too. She broke her wing and two of her legs.”
>Poor Rainbro.
“You should go see her, tell her I’m awake.”
>Twi: “But you just woke up.”
“About that, how long was I out?”
>Twi: “Almost a month.”
>Twilight leaves but comes back ten minutes later.
>She is way too caring for her own good sometimes.
>The two of you talk for a few hours before she leaves for good.
>At about six the doctor comes and asks you about how to fix your body.
>They did everything correctly but they didn’t know if any of your organs were damaged.
>It doesn’t take long before sleep finds you.
 
>The next day… Day 58 in Equestria.
>You are awoken by Pinkie Pie who came with breakfast for you.
>You thank her as the hospital food is horrible.
>You enjoy hearing her talk while you eat.
>PP: “And Big Mac just got a new wagon, it’s really, really nice, it’s made of oak. It looks a lot like his old wagon, but this one has reinforced wheels so it can carry more.”
>Mostly stuff you couldn’t care less about but once in a while she does in fact say something useful.
>PP: “He uses it to carry apples over to the market where Applejack sells them. Oh! I forgot to tell you! Applejacks parents visited while you were sleeping.”
>Applejacks parents?
>From what you heard they don’t come by P0nyville often.
>PP: “I also brought a board game I thought we could play.”
>Pinkie pulls a board game out of nowhere and places it on your lap.
>You don’t want to tell her it hurts like hell.
>So you just play with her.
>She won three times in a row.
>You can’t understand these rules.
>This is like Monopoly but without the commercial aspect.
>You have to be nice to p0nies.
>´Get your own money asshole`
>PP: “You really aren’t that good at this game Anon.” Pinkie laughs.
>No fucking shit!
>PP: “Do you maybe want to play something else?”
>You sigh.
“Sure.”
>This game is a lot heavier.
>You have to build a maze of some sort.
>Okay you can do this.
>…
>Nope.
>What represents the ´mouse` is actually supposed the get the cheese.
>This is so weird.
>You know a much better game.
“Pinkie, do you think you can get me like a grid of 8/8 black and white squares and some wood and a knife?”
 
>After Pinkie left you alone after whipping the floor with you over and over Applejack and Fluttershy came by.
>They brought you some ´get well soon` apple pies.
>After talking to them you found out that the house you and that demon wrecked was indeed your newly finished house.
>You were about to explode in a burst of rage, before they told you that they renovated and improved your house.
>You politely ask Applejack about the business and Fluttershy about the animals.
>It’s not like you give a shit, but sometimes it feels good to be polite.
>They say their goodbyes and leave you alone with your thoughts.
>You have to get some better combat magic should this Carnage guy appear.
>You’ve had nothing on your mind since you woke up.
>You can’t protect your friends if a demon lord decides to wreak havoc across Equestria.
>Now is the time to study.
>You’ll ask Twilight for the Grimoire next time she visits you.
>You run a hand down your chin as you get ready to sleep.
>You need to shave.
 
>Day 62 in Equestria.
>It’s been five days since you woke up.
>You can’t take it anymore.
>You need to get out.
>You need to move.
>You need to practise magic!
>Theory is so incredibly boring.
>The only magic you’ve been able to train here is healing and telekinesis.
>Moving pieces of confection to your mouth doesn’t help you get better at magic, it only adds to your weight.
>But this pie is so fucking good!
>You take another bite.
“That’s enough for now.” You decide.
>You pic the book back up and continue reading.
>After rereading the chapter on ´Cryomancy` a couple of times you try cooling a glass of water.
>Ice, ice baby!
>Fucking progress at last.
>You place the glass on the small table beside you.
>For once you actually wish Pinkie Pie was here.
>You finished the chess board.
>You are without an opponent and you are not one of those crazy types who play chess with themselves.
>The pain is almost gone now so it won’t be long before you can get out of your own room and visit your bro.
>The two of you have ben pen-pals the last couple of days.
>Rainbow got Nurse Redheart to pass notes along between you.
>Speak of the devil.
“Hi Redheart.”
>NR: “Hello Anonymous. Are you feeling better?”
“A lot, I might be leaving you soon.”
>You let out a lively chuckle but your sides hurts from it.
>The winching and hand on the side doesn’t exactly help emphasize your point.
>NR: “Maybe you should wait a few more days.”
>She places some food on your lap.
>NR: “Do you have a note for Ms. Dash?”
“Yeah.”
>You hand her a little letter.
>NR: “She is really looking forward to seeing you again Anonymous.”
>You smirk.
>Of course she is, she’s the best bro ever.
>NR: “She always talks about you when I give her your notes.”
 
>Later than day Twilight visits you.
>You try to stand up a little.
>The leg Egriy stepped on is still hurting a lot when you apply weight on it.
>You limp around a little before you sit back on your bed.
>Twilight points over at the little table.
>Twi: “What is that?”
>She levitates the chessboard over.
“That is a game from Earth, it is called ´Chess`”
>Twi: “Cool, will you teach me how to play?”
>After three hours Twilights knight takes your queen.
>You are check mate.
>You are tired of losing.
“Wow Twilight you are a natural.”
>Twi: “Thanks Anon, do you want to play again.”
“Nah, I’ve had my ass kicked enough for today.”
>There is a moment of silence before Twilight changes the subject.
>Twi: “So I’ve looked through some of my books and I found a few entries in ´The Basics of Tartarus` apparently he is a greater demon raised to the ranks of lordship.”
“The lord of destruction and bloodshed as the sprite put it.”
>Twi: “Exactly, he rules a large portion of Tartarus just like many of the other demon lords.”
 “Is it possible for a demon lord to enter this world?”
>Twi: “Well if it’s possible for you, I guess it’s possible for anyp0ny.”
“If he comes we will be ready.”
>Twilight lets out a little chuckle at this.
>Twi: “Maybe you should get well first.”
>She hugs you.
>She is still hugging you…
>Damn this is getting awkward.
>She finally releases you.
>Twi: “Good bye Anon I’ll see you tomorrow.”
>After she leaves you lay back in your bed.
 
>Twi: “Rarity what in the name of Celestia are you wearing?”
>Rarity is here?
>Rar: “Oh that’s nothing Twilight, I am just going to help Anonymous get better.”
>How sweet of her…
>HOLY SHIT!
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbBi2j_HLTc
>Rarity is wearing a pink nurse outfit so small it would only fit a filly.
>Where is that music coming from?
>Twi: “Do you need any help Rarity?”
>Rar: “No thanks just head on home I think Anon needs to relax I little.”
>Oh god.
>Twi: “Okay I’ll see you tomorrow Anon.”
>Don’t leave.
>Please.
>Rar: “Okay Anon let us take a look at you.”
>She winks at you and slowly walks over to your bed making sure to swing her rear as much as possible.
>Rar: “Now just lie still and let Nurse Rarity take good care of you.”
>She crawls onto the bed and places her ear right over your heart.
>Rar: “Oh my! Your heartbeat is going way to slow I have to speed it up!...”
>She runs hear hoof circles on your chest.
>Rar: “But how?”
>You feel a certain sensation between your legs.
>Stop it.
>Stop what?
>You know what I’m talking about dick.
>I have no Idea.
>You will stand down Private!
>Stand? Okay, I can do that.
>Damn you boner!
>Rar: “Maybe if we did some… Exercises?”
>Rarity slowly moves down your body.
>Rar: “Oh my.”
>She sees the bulge in the bed sheets.
>You have to stop this right now.
“Rarity I’m really not in the mood for this.”
>Rar: “Really now?”
>She runs a hoof over your erection.
>Rar: “Let the nurse do her job.”
>Just as she is about to pull down the sheets the two of you are interrupted.
>NR: “It’s getting late I will have to ask all visitors to leave.”
>She enters the room and just stands there dumbstruck.
>Yes!
“Rarity was just about to leave.”
>She does so.
>While shaking her rump of course.
>NR: “What was that about?”
>You lie on your side and hide the awkward boner under the bed sheets.
“Rarity has been acting like this ever since I got here.”
>Redheart just shrugs and walks out of the room.
>You need to get out of this hospital.