> You feel a hell of a lot better after throwing up.
> Kinda wish you had mouthwash, though.
> You glance in the mirror.
>Your hair is everywhere and your clothes are more wrinkled than Mayor Mare's ass.
"God damn, I'm sexy."
>"Highly debatable."
> You jump and nearly smash your face into the mirror. 
> You hear Discord cackle.
"Don't sneak up on me, fucker!"
>"It's not my fault you left the door open."
>You roll your eyes.
>"Besides, you should be thanking me,"
"Pfft."
>"Not only for instantly healing you, but--"
"Whoa, what?"
> You grab the hem of your dress, but let go when you realize Discord was still in the room. 
> You push him out and slam the door.
> You lift your dress and bend over in front of the mirror. 
> Not a bruise in sight.
> It was the same as before, if not a bit chubbier.
> It even had that new car smell.
> You bend over a little more and realize your pubic hair is shaped like a mustache.
> MOTHA--
> Discord chuckles and slips under the door.
> You quickly pull your dress down.
> "Do you seriously think I would try anything? I'm insulted. I get my fill from a mare more than willing."
"You're fucking Butterbutt, aren't you?"
>"That's an understatement, my dear Anon."
> You fist bump him.
"What else do I need to thank you for?"
> He grins.
>"Well, I WAS going to tell you, but you pushed me, so you can find out for yourself. "
"Come on, man!"
>"Nope."
"I got these cheeseburgers..."
>"I happen to be lactose intolerant."
"Seriously?"
>"Mmhmm."
"Wow."
>"What are you sillies talking about in the bathroom?"
> Discord turns around, and Pinkie is standing there, as happy as can be.
>"If I didn't know any better, I'd swear we were related. "
>"We probably are, my mom used to fool around alot."
"Why? Couldn't your dad get hard? "
> You all share a laugh. 
> Pinkie stops first.
> "All right, Nonny. Lets go! "
"Go where?"
>"To your baby shower! "
> You choke on your own spit.
"Who told you?"
> "That's not important. We need to go, like, now! "
> She grabs you and starts pushing you outside.
>"By the way, Fluttershy says she needs your help, Discord. "
>"Will do."
> She manages to push you through town to Sugarcube Corner. 
> As she pushes the door, you expect everyone to jump out and yell surprise, but instead, the store is dark, like it was closing time.
> She guides you to the back of the store.
> Everything's much brighter back here, and decorated with pastel colored streamers and such.
> Some of the balloons have writing on them:
> 'It could be a boy!'
> 'It might be a girl!'
> 'Your baby has an undetermined gender, but were still happy for you!'
> That's some tiny ass writing.
> One thing stood out the most, though.
> No one was here.
> Pinkie seems to expect the question. 
>"Everyone is out getting you presents. Heh, the party WAS kind of short notice. But where theres a will, theres a way!"
> You eye the table full of presents.
>"Oh, all of those are from me. But don't worry about that right now. We need to talk."
> Why does everyone always want to talk?
> Why couldn't we just forget it?-