>day shukuku in equestria
>Be anonymous, human resident of earth.
>whoops, you tripped on a rock and fell though a magical portal and now you're a resident of equestria.
>Land on a weird chimera thing.
>little goblin things sing in some forign language and guide you to a green brick road.
>"FTAGN CTHULU IA IA IA"
> follow road because those buggers keep eyeing you in creepy ways
>feel thirsty
>Wish you'd brought a drink with you
>Tay Zonday falls from the sky and lands head first in the ground before exploding into confetti.
>meet sexy wolf
>yiff it
>find an abandoned cabin and decide to rest there for a while
>pull a splinter out of your cock.
>something is at the door!
""Who's there?"
>look through window and see a giant mosquito
>decide to let it in
>"Hey man can i crash here for a while? I just got evicted from my old castle"
"sure why not"
>smooth thinking anon, it'll be eating out of your hand in no time.
>"also we're out of doritos, could you grab some more next time you're at the supermarket?"
>NO DORITOS!?
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
>Race off to find a supermarket, heading towards that farm in the distance
>see tiny horses kicking the trees and try to avoid them, they are probably rabid
>find a town but find they only have a tiny corner shop
>rush into it in search of cheesy mana
"DOOOOOORRRRRRIIIITOOOOOOSSSSS!"
>a bunch of brightly colourd horses burst through the door and start singing about cheesy fingers, neckbeards, and snackfoods.
>clap politely at their preformance and return to your holy quest.
"DOOOORRRRIIIITOOOOOOSSSS!"
>A pink pony covered in confetti hands you a bag of doritos and screams loudly at you.
>"MEXICANA SALSACANA EL ESPANIOL!"
>you have no idea what it's saying, but you take the bag and back away from the pink horse
>trip over a yellow horse and hear a cracking sound
> get back up and ignore the ponies milling around where you fell
>head back to your new house, thinking of how to seduce that sexy mosquito
>turns out the mosquito is totally into you
>yiff it
>a pack of tiny wolves comes in dragging your dead wolf waifu
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>yiff your new waifu again in greif
>new waifu turns into your old waifu
>live happily ever after