>You are Anon
>Horseland is not too bad, but they have one major problem
>Horses do not have human drugs
>How the fuck are you gonna get high if all you can get is horseweed?
>You tried smokin that shit and all it did was get the ponice to show up looking to bum a toke
>You ended up just giving the whole bag to the giggling cop ponies who were eating all your snacks
>Fuck this
>You know just what to do
>Zecora
 
>It is now later Lazy writer skipping transitions alert!
>You are at nigger pony's house innawoods cuddled up with said niggerpone in post coital afterglow
>She only has horse drugs
"Go see a wizard or something, they'll do something"
>You do that
>Wizard pony Lyra tells you that horse drugs only work on horses, so she's going to give you a magic horse dildo
>If you fellate it you turn into a horse for a while
>And since you'll be turned into a horse, horse drugs will work on you
>Sounds legit
 
>You are back at the nigger pony drug dealer's shack innawoods
>"Hey there Anon, able to get your drug on?"
"Yep, Lyra gave me this transformation dong that should let me get high"
>"That sounds pretty gay, bro. um... Check out my afro"
>She's grown an afro since you were last here
>It's very nice
"Okay let's get high"
>"I always get high on my own supply"
>You suck the horsecock and then take tons of drugs
>Zecora giggles at you every time you suck the dildo to turn back into a horse after the transformation wears off
>Today you got high