Vore thread cocktease[Vore]
 
>You will never be shrunken by an accidental spell ejaculated out of Princess Celestia's throbbing futa cock
>She will never rush over to help you as you shrink down
>You will never be gently lifted up by her magic as she promises to fix this
>She will never discover that futa cock magic is a plot device and therefore cannot be undone by her
>You will never have her care for you and develop an attraction to you
>She will never reveal her feeling about this
>She will also never reveal that she's developed a lot of fetishes over the thousands of years.
>She will never futajaculate another spell into a mirror, sending her into a supernatural lust
>she will never be overcome by her desire and put you into her mouth while she furiously masturbates
>she will never play with you with her tongue as you desperately try to get her to stop
>your antiboner will never backwardsjaculate anticum
>the anticum will never come into contact with her futajaculated magic and annhilate
>the plot device breaking down will never release a tremendous amount of energy, vaporising the city
>Instead Princess Luna will just grab you in her magic and eat you because she ran out of snacks while playing the vidya