Petplay in sanity[PetPlay]
>TFW you will never be summoned into equestria by Princess Celestia's accident-prone student
>TFW her student will never show off the new species to her
>TFW Princess Celestia will never find your strange noises and attempts to draw adorable
>TFW she will never decide to keep you in the castle with her
>TFW she will never adopt you as a pet
>TFW she will never put a white collar with her cutie mark around your neck
>TFW Celestia will never put many different foods in bowls on the floor to find out what you eat
>TFW the princess will never have a room near her own converted into a very lavish but still secure gilded cage to keep you in when she isn't there
>TFW she will never make you sleep in her bed and cuddle her
>TFW you will never keep trying to show the ponies you are not just an animal, taking writing supplies and drawing pictures whenever you can
>TFW you will never be made to ride on Celestia's back as a trick
>TFW she will never smile as you scratch her head while you ride her
>TFW she will never start to notice that a lot of your drawings have recognisable mathematical elements
>TFW she will never begin to suspect you are more than just an animal
>TFW she will never attempt to communicate with you through means other than neighing
>TFW you will never manage to communicate through pictures and basic mathematical sketches
>TFW she will never feel guilty and slightly aroused at the thought of keeping a sapient being as a pet
>TFW she will never realise from your non-verbal communications that you are a sapient being just like a pony
>TFW she will never feel guilty about keeping you as a pet, but still fond of you and want to keep you
>TFW she will never ask you to stay with her, reluctantly offering to provide you with a house  and a pony to act as a translator elsewhere if you desire to leave
>TFW you will never decide that it's a better idea to stay with the one who you can actually communicate with and who has been nothing but kind, even when she thought you were just an animal
>TFW Celestia will never still pamper you like a favored pet, even now that you are a "diplomatic guest" rather than her pet
>TFW you will never still cuddle her to sleep
>TFW the princess will never mutter in her sleep about you being a good boy.
>TFW you will never still be her pet in all but name