>DAY LOUD IN EQUESTRIA >BE ANON, THE LOUDEST MAN IN THE WORLD >NOW THE ONLY MAN IN THE WORLD >THESE PONIES ARE ALL SO PATHETICALLY QUIET, YOU CAN BARELY HEAR A WORD THEY SAY >YOU FEEL ONE OF THE PONIES NUDGING YOU, SO YOU TURN AND LOOK AT THEM >"sorry anon, could you please try not to think so loudly? we're trying to talk" >THEIR MOUTH IS MOVING BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT A WORD THEY'RE SAYING >THE PONY WALKS AWAY INTO ITS TREEHOUSE >YOU LET THE PONY GO ABOUT IT'S BUSINESS AND RETURN TO YOUR BOOK >THE PONY IS NUDGING YOU AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A LITTLE BLACKBOARD >THE PONY WRITES SOMETHING ON IT >[could you not think so loudly?] I'LL GIVE IT A TRY, SMALL PONY >THE WRITING BLOWS OFF THE BLACKBOARD AND THE PONY WALKS OFF >PONIES ARE SUCH ODD THINGS