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X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae Heeeeey!
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs kurt! <3
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae So I've been drinkin a bit
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs oh boy
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae i get kinda touchie feelie when I drink =p
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs i see...
X Allen Baker Ulysses Keep me updated privately
X Allen Baker Ulysses I'm going to need a bigger gun.
X Ulysses Allen Baker He is still human, I cannot allow that
X Allen Baker Ulysses You wouldn't be acting on potential harm would you? Please open the way to the armory, AI.
X Allen Baker Ulysses If it soothes your algorithms I'm not going to hunt him down.
X Ulysses Allen Baker You want a gun to kill him, what the fuck is potential about that asshole
X Allen Baker Ulysses I want a gun because a violent non crewman has been sighted and if things escalate it will be too late. Now open the doors or I ask someone else.
X Ryan Newbern Allen Baker found a staff gonna drop it in front of sec
X Allen Baker Ryan Newbern Cheers.
X Ulysses Allen Baker You have access to all the tasers in the lockers, please make good use of the non lethal tasers
X Allen Baker Nochta Iglav The AI refuses to listen to law 2 orders.
X Nochta Iglav Allen Baker Oh okay, I guess I'll go card him
X Ryan Newbern Allen Baker ok now he wants to do some mining
X Ryan Newbern Allen Baker just a heads up he's a staffless type
X Allen Baker Ryan Newbern Thanks for keeping up with me.
X Ryan Newbern Allen Baker sure my experiences with wizards isn't all that great
X Ryan Newbern Allen Baker can't trust them
X Allen Baker Ryan Newbern I feel the same way.
X Allen Baker Ryan Newbern If he does anyone untoward anyone I'll take him down but I don't want to escalate and cause him to attack people before he does.
X Allen Baker Nochta Iglav How did your talk with the AI go?
X Nochta Iglav Allen Baker What talk, it seems fairly right in a sense
X Ryan Newbern Allen Baker yeah same I'm just going to fuck off to the opposite side of the roid as him
X Allen Baker Nochta Iglav Alright I must just be jumpy. But it did refuse law 2 orders because of potential harm.
X Allen Baker Nochta Iglav Could you do me a favor and secure the captains ID?
X Nochta Iglav Allen Baker Literally how
X Allen Baker Nochta Iglav Get your AI friend to help, an assistant is handing out all access right now in the hops office.
X Nochta Iglav Allen Baker He won't comply to nonhumans, it seems
X Allen Baker Nochta Iglav This is a problem then.
X Allen Baker Ulysses We incinerated the Wizards Staff and I do not believe he is any more of a threat than another crewmen at this time. Please do not reveal the destruction of his staff unless directly asked.
X Allen Baker Nochta Iglav Cremated the wizzies staff, don't think he'll cause problems.  
X Allen Baker Ryan Newbern The staff has been destroyed.
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae Such a cutie with a cute booty!
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs thank you, our award is famous.
X Ryan Newbern Allen Baker alright cool he still seems to be mining
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae Good!
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae Can we hump on the AI's physical screen?
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs cant get i- oh, well, we should probablt let the lewd rest for now...
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae but muh lewds!
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs another place, another time ;)
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs at least you texting me lets me know the wizard hasnt killed you.
X Nochta Iglav Ulysses Okay goyim the code is ansecurity9
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae He seems like a good enough guy
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs yes, surrisingly.
X Eli Wood Ulysses AI, look around Medbay and tell me what's going on
X Allen Baker Titus Jyllian No weapons, ya hear?  
X Eli Wood Ulysses I heard screamings
X Titus Jyllian Allen Baker Full disclosure. I ordered an emitter. Plan on making an R&D setup so I can print circuit boards to make vending machines.
X Allen Baker Titus Jyllian Don't order guns without signed consent from a head and I'll never be a bug about it.
X Not Ulysses Nochta Iglav The PDA messages are lewd
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs still alright?
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae Yes Hyun  
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs good, i worry you know!
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae How are you doing cutie?
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae Found my first diamond
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs alright~ just delivered the odysseus to eli.
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs awesome!
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs congrats! <3
X Allen Baker Tormented Dave Cap, we've had no other security since the shift began. I'd like a field promotion to HoS.
X Hyun Ae Allen Baker once robotics gets more diamonds, were hoping to make a gygax for you. help with the security.
X Allen Baker Hyun Ae It will, thank you.
X Hyun Ae Allen Baker i want to kill the ai
X Allen Baker Hyun Ae You're not alone but we must rise above it.
X DO YOU SUCK DICKS Hyun Ae DO YOU SUCK DICKS
X DO YOU SUCK DICKS Kurt Jacobs DO YOU SUCK DICKS
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae Baby, let's fuck in a minute when nobody is watching
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs all eyes on us, not now dear.
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae I feel like this shift has brought us both closer together.
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs yep!
X Martin Taylor Eli Wood We need to change the AI laws
X Kurt Jacobs Hyun Ae Can't wait to get to centcomm with you <3
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs lewd
X Hyun Ae Kurt Jacobs can't wait till you take my virginity <3