>day ebil in Equestria
>the Elements of Harmony are all agog at Nightmare Moon's entrance
>"Foals! You shall not defeat me!" she bellows, chewing the scenery delightfully
>and it's just so adorable
>you can't stop yourself
>you tiptoe up behind her and grab her up in a big bear hug
"You're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!"
>she weighs less than you expected
>perhaps she has hollow bones, like a bird
>it would explain the wings
>you cuddle her gently, being careful not to squish her
>she turns her head around 180 degrees like that girl from "The Exorcist" and glares at you
>"Who dares?" she shrieks
>"I am darkness! I am the night!"
"You're like a plush toy trying to be evil!"
>"Stop touching me! I'm all the terrors that live in the dark!"
>You smirk at her.
"Miss, don't try to intimidate me. I get scarier things than you free in a box of breakfast cereal."
>"But I'm the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
"Oh you."
>it was an ebil day