>Day 55 in Equestria
>Be 12 years old
>Celestia has adopted you
>fuck yes
 
>Mommy Celestia invites "that kid" over to play
>He's clearly autistic
>His mom is some harpy bitch who guilted your Mom--a god damn princess--into letting him come over
So Snails, what do you want to do?
>He bolts straight for the vidya
>You fire up some Fighting is Magic HD Remix
>He keeps losing and gets mad
>Lose to him on purpose
>He starts to mock you and laugh like the little shithead he is
>You offer to play one more round
>Totally mop the floor with his Trixie with your superior Zangief skills
>He starts screaming and thrashing around
>First thing that comes to you on a whim is to lock him into a mostly empty wardrobe you have in your room
>You can hear the little shit throwing himself around in autistic rage, almost breaking through the doors
>You take off your pants
>Decide that the only thing you can do by now is to take a shit through the wardrobe door-slides
>You push with great force
>At first wet diarrhea flies out of your anus
>You can hear it splattering all over Snails
>By now he's pretty much full insane in there, almost manages to break down the door
>He shouts "mom help poop!"
>His screams and shouts get louder and louder
>You have to make him quiet somehow
>You start singing "Do you know the muffin man"
>By now the room is filled with banging, cries, farts, and your singing
>Finally after about another minute you let him out
>He runs out of the castle at sanic level speeds covered in tears, sweat, blood and your poop
>Everyp0ny wonders what happened
>You tell them that you let him go to the bathroom and that's what happened
>Everyp0ny believes you
>You never see Snails again