The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 1:
> Sleeping on bench
> Wake up in morning
> There’s half eaten cake on the ground and balloons tied to you
> Fucking Pinkie Pie
 
The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 2:
> Be going through trash for food
> Find a good looking apple
> Bite into it without thinking, but it tastes pretty fresh
> Why throw this away
> You see her walking away with a sack of fruit
> Fucking Applejack
 
The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 3
> Be late night, scouring the streets of Ponyville
> Iron Will is walking home with groceries
> Sneak up behind, attack with a glass bottle
> Knock out Iron Will
> Goes through wallet, no money
> Goes through grocery, wheat and hay
> Fucking Iron Will
 
The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 4
> Be cold late night
> You sneak into a shed for warmth
> Turn on light to look for food
> You find death everywhere
> You huddle with the mass pile of corpses
> Thank you Fluttershy for dinner
 
The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 5
> Be in forest
> Attack random creature, is a zebra
> It beats the shit out of you
> Takes you home, and gives you food and medicine
> Tries to teach you English grammar
> Uses rhyming schematics
> Fucking Zecora