>you wake up to a warm feeling, much like lying in piss
>only you weren't wet, or throwing up
>as you looked up, all you could see was a dark hallway
>darkness, and then.. a light
>you didn't notice the light.
actually, it's getting brighter
>jesus fucking christ it's like someone's fucking shining a flashlight in your face
>actually, after focusing on what the light is, it doesn't have that blinding effect that most lights do
>it's kind of inviting
>fucking drug trips
>you try to get up, but your knees give a sincere "fuck you"
>no knees, today i'm working the body
>you had walked for what had seemed hours
>and as you looked at the light, it was as far away as when you started your trip
>fuck.
>this.
>shit.
>you decided to just forget the light and wait out the trip
>your eyes started getting heavy again
>you take a last look at the hallway, all blacked out like some sort of horror movie
>blink
>in a split second, you feel rain pelting you on the head
>rain and.. and grass?
>since when did Darryl's have a backyard?
> forget that. I better get back home
>you try and get up half expecting your knees to give out again
>nope.avi
>you manage to get up again, only to be knocked down by some sort of pink blur
>and in an instant, there's some sort of cartoony horse
>"worse trip ever" you think to yourself
>and then, as by some godly command, it started to speak
>"HI!impinkiepieandiliketohavepartieswhatsyournamedoyouliketohavepartiesbecauseallofmyfriend
sliketohaveparties"
>wut
>seriously brain, WAT.
>hey, you're the poor son of a bitch that took the damn drugs, anon
>shut up brain
>alright. how shall I approach this.
>I know. I'll call her a fucking whore
>GASSSSPPPPPP
>"eep"
>you have passed out for a second time
>hmm
>frosting
>and bread.
>holy christ. I just remembered how I haven't eaten in days
>your stomach rumbles, and you're wide awake
>You quickly stand up to get a better view of your surroundings
>holy christ. cakes and fucking sweets everywhere. what is this, some kind of bakery?
>and there's that pink horse again, right on cue
>"Hey!you'refinallyawakeandi'msohappyithoughtsomethingbadhadhappenedsoibroughtyoutomyplaceso
thatyouwontbealoneinthewoods!"
>you cover her mouth from talking
"Pinkie Pie was it? uhm.. can you answer a couple of questions?"
>"SURE!"
"Ok, why can you talk, why aren't I dead, and most importantly, where am I?"
>"well, why wouldn't I be able to talk, I am a p0ny after all!"
>p0ny? ok head, it's time to stop messing with me and time to snap back to >reality
>nope.avi
"ok pinkie.. can you tell me where I am now?"
>"you're in Equestria silly. right smack dab in the middle of p0nyville"
>Equestria.. where is that? why have I never heard that name.. AND WHY IS THIS ANIMAL TALKING
"uhmm pinkie.. I know it's rude to ask and all, but.. can I maybe have some food?"
>PP: "Sure, what'd you like, some cupcakes, cake, chocolate milkshake, cookies, or how a-
>you cover her mouth with your hand once more
"can I just have some pills for my head?"
>PP: "Pills? what are those?"
>oh right. you're not in florida anymore. come to think of it, you aren't even sure if you're on earth..
"then maybe just a glass of water?"
>and just like that, she dashes into the kitchen
>my legs sure are getting tired, I should probably sit while pinkie gets my glass of water
>sure am sleepy too
>maybe if I just close my eyes for a bit...
>and just like that, you're fast asleep.