>Fluffywocky
 
>T'was Monday, and the fluffy dens
>Did fill with newborn pony stock.
>Such pride thus filled the smarty friends
>Until, "bad munster tawk!".
 
>"Beware the baby fluffies, all!
>They'll bring disaster unto you!
>They steal your nummies and your ball,
>Then poop all over you!"
 
>The fluffies took your words as true:
>Long time the baby fluffs they sought --
>Then stomped them dead, crushed every head
>Before some of them thought.
 
>But, while in aimless thought they milled,
>You ran at them with your butane
>With thoughts of fluffy ponies grilled;
>You burbled when you CAME.
 
>One, two! One, two! And through and through
>The fluffies lit up with a crack!
>You let them burn, and with a turn,
>You left them at your back.
 
>"And, have you now become a man?
>Then hug me now; you are no boy!
>I think I'll love you once again!"
>Your father said in joy.
 
>T'was Monday, and the fluffy dens
>Did fill with newborn pony stock.
>Such pride thus filled the smarty friends
>Until, "bad munster tawk!".