[13:52] !roll d20 swag [13:52] 11 == 11 [13:52] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [] [13:52] !roll d20 for better swegs [13:52] 8 == 8 [13:53] !roll d20 for counter-swag [13:53] 15 == 15 [13:53] * Vesuvian_Matches pulls out swag-away spray [13:53] !roll d20 This is how you do it [13:53] 4 == 4 [13:53] !roll 1d20 Na Na Na Na, jack my swag [13:53] 2 == 2 [13:53] "You have five seconds to comply" [13:53] "1" [13:53] "2" [13:53] "3" [13:53] !roll d20 to counter the spray [13:53] 20 == 20 [13:53] "4" [13:53] "Oh shit!" [13:53] "y-you too" [13:53] "Who took my spray!" [13:53] * Alerderna sighed yet again. He stood up. "Gunna go practice some flight..." he mumbled as he walked out;. [13:54] "i have all the power now" [13:54] "Get the powerful one!" [13:54] * Flora laughs evilly as lightning flashes in the background [13:54] "Oh shit, she has the spray! Booze twin powers, activate!" [13:54] == Phoenix_Down has changed nick to Phoenix_Booze [13:54] * Vesuvian_Matches jumps on Phoe_booz back [13:54] == Vesuvian_Matches has changed nick to Vesuvian_Booze [13:55] "form of, boozetron 9000" [13:55] "Lets drown her in Booze!" [13:55] * Vesuvian_Booze forms Boozetron [13:55] !roll d20 to spray them both [13:55] 20 == 20 [13:55] "Aaagh! It buuurns" [13:55] [holy shit flora, calm down] [13:55] "GAH WHAT THE FUCK" [13:55] * Vesuvian_Booze 's swag melts away before the spray [13:56] == Vesuvian_Booze has changed nick to Vesu_Swagless [13:56] * Phoenix_Booze 's swag is totally defeated, he may never utter the word swag again [13:56] == Phoenix_Booze has changed nick to Phoenix_Swagless [13:56] [MAXIMUM PEPPER SPRAY] [13:56] !roll d20 to ascend to Godhood [13:56] 2 == 2 [13:57] [aww] [13:57] [lel] [13:57] !roll d20 swaglesstron 9000 takes the spray from Flora [13:57] 9 == 9 [13:57] !roll d20 to show the swaggles Phoe how to really un-swag [13:57] 19 == 19 [13:57] [19 + 9 = 28] [13:58] !roll d1000000000000000000000000000000000000 to counter these swagless pones [13:58] 1 == 1 [13:58] * Vesu_Swagless graps him, and Forms the first functioning Boozetron, restoring their swag somewhat [13:58] [>Rolling higher than d100] [13:58] == Vesu_Swagless has changed nick to Vesu_KindaSwag [13:58] == GoldenTouch has changed nick to GoldenChainsMcSwag [13:58] == Phoenix_Swagless has changed nick to Phoenix_someswag [13:58] !roll 2d20 for same thing [13:58] 2, 20 == 22 [13:59] * Vesu_KindaSwag feels their swag almost put out again, but the combined might overcomes Flora [13:59] "flora, you will never comprehend the power of boozetron!" [13:59] !roll d20 defeat flora [13:59] 2 == 2 [13:59] !roll d20 to convert Flora to Booze [13:59] 18 == 18 [13:59] !roll d20 to resist [13:59] 6 == 6 [14:00] !roll 1d20 guise pls stahp [14:00] 17 == 17 [14:00] * Vesu_KindaSwag grabs her, and tries filling her with the raw might of Booze, so she might see the light that is Booze herself [14:00] "By BOOZE BE BURNED" [14:00] * Phoenix_someswag feels the power of booze channeling from him and Vesu, into flora [14:00] * Flora cant handle the mix of booze and swag and screams "wesrdftghjkljhgfdsfgkhjl;lkjhdsfafghjklhgfds' [14:01] * Vesu_KindaSwag holds her up the sky, letting allmighty Booze shine down on her heathen body [14:01] !roll d20 for Booze, Bless this heathen! [14:01] 19 == 19 [14:01] !roll d20 booze be praised [14:01] 19 == 19 [14:01] * Flora is limp [14:01] *Thunder sounds, as a cone of light shines through the roof* [14:01] [check our doubles] [14:01] *Flora is slowly levitated upward* [14:01] * Vesu_KindaSwag sings hymns of praise to Booze, the one true god! [14:02] !roll d10 for HP [14:02] 1 == 1 [14:02] * Phoenix_someswag chants in the hymn of booze [14:02] * Flora in near dead from the swag [14:02] "Shit...." [14:02] "We might have did something wrong here" [14:02] * Vesu_KindaSwag tries grabbing the levitating body from the ceiling [14:02] * Phoenix_someswag comes down off of his booze high "we did the incantations right....." [14:02] !roll d20 to grab her from up high [14:02] 19 == 19 [14:03] !roll d20 give vesu a boost [14:03] 7 == 7 [14:03] [trips] [14:03] * Vesu_KindaSwag catches her leg, without any help from the wimpy pega, i might add, and pulls Flora's blessed carcass back to the ground [14:03] * Vesu_KindaSwag looks over her worriedly [14:03] "Flora! Speak to me, sister!" [14:04] * Flora coughs up pure swag "i have been enlightened" [14:04] "oh for she was lost but now she is found!" [14:04] == Flora has changed nick to Flora_swegs_and_booze [14:05] "All is well!" [14:05] == Phoenix_someswag has changed nick to Phoenix_Booze [14:05] "PRAISE THE BOOZE GODS" [14:05] "Another one joins the holy herd of Booze!" [14:05] "our honor has been restored" [14:06] == Vesu_KindaSwag has changed nick to Vesuvian_Booze [14:06] "So it has, brother! " [14:06] ".." [14:06] "eww..." [14:06] "Should not call you brother, brother" [14:06] "Things get creepy that way" [14:06] * Phoenix_Booze puts vesu back on the ground "probably.... not..." [14:07] !roll d100 to appease the gods [14:07] 15 == 15 [14:07] *Booze is pleased* [14:07] !roll 1d100 everyone is now a member of the golden clan [14:07] 49 == 49 [14:07] [that was out of a hundred] [14:07] [not this time fgt] [14:08] [;_;] [14:08] !roll 1d20 everyone is now a member of the golden clan [14:08] 11 == 11 [14:08] [beter?\ [14:08] "let us celebrate this new addition to the great booze the traditional way" [14:08] == Honey_Rose [~webchat@108-78-17-243.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 182 seconds] [14:08] !roll d20 for no, Booze reigns surpreme [14:08] 2 == 2 [14:08] [what have i done...] [14:08] !roll d20 save booze from the golden [14:08] 5 == 5 [14:08] [Booze, forgive me mt weakness] [14:08] == GoldenChainsMcSwag has changed nick to GoldenTouch [14:08] == Phoenix_Booze has changed nick to Phoenix_Golden [14:08] !roll d20 to fix the fools error [14:09] 11 == 11 [14:09] == Vesuvian_Booze has changed nick to Vesuvian_Golden [14:09] == Phoenix_Golden has changed nick to Phoenix_Booze [14:09] !roll 1d20 gold knows all, flora is a heritic [14:09] 1 == 1 [14:09] hue [14:09] == GoldenTouch has changed nick to GoldenBooze [14:09] "What have i done? I have joined the Heretic" [14:09] "ALL IS LOST!" [14:09] * Phoenix_Booze shakes his head "that was weird.. I felt... heretical for a moment there.... Lets drink it off!" [14:09] * Phoenix_Booze hops behind the counter, pouring [free] drinks for everyone [14:09] !roll d20 to resist the cult of Golden [14:09] 17 == 17 [14:10] !roll 1d20 join us~ [14:10] 13 == 13 [14:10] * Vesuvian_Golden throws off the shackles of the false god [14:10] !roll d20 Omega's entrance [14:10] 17 == 17 [14:10] "heritcis ' [14:10] "quick love, there is only one cure" [14:10] * Phoenix_Booze offers her a drink [14:10] == GoldenBooze has changed nick to GoldenTouch [14:10] * Vesuvian_Golden grabs the drink, desperation in her eye for her eternal Booze soul [14:10] * Vesuvian_Golden chugs it down [14:10] * Flora_swegs_and_booze is the Booze [14:10] == Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonInn [14:10] * Vesuvian_Golden smacks her lips. "hmm....what was in it?" [14:10] * Phoenix_Booze looks at the bottle [14:11] *Omega swag walks her way in, swaying her hips to the bar counter, occassionaly barking* [14:11] * GoldenTouch kicks open the door, a golden pony is standing on his back hooves playing the epic sax guy on his flute, pelvic thrusting the air [14:11] "Oh.... this must be aler's drink..." [14:11] [Gold, Omega team entrance] [14:11] * Vesuvian_Golden turns white, as she drops the bottle [14:11] "more swag at o'clock" [14:11] *Bottle shatters dramatically* [14:11] * Phoenix_Booze looks at Vesu "you alright love?" [14:12] !roll d20 to resist the taint [14:12] 15 == 15 [14:12] * GoldenTouch continues playing the tune while thrusting the air vigorously [14:12] * GoldenTouch is using his flute to take over vesu's mind with his melody [14:12] *Omega is dancing next to Gold* [14:12] [My drink is blood infused kek.] [14:12] * Vesuvian_Golden shakes off the corrupted drinks influense, before savage, homo thoughts assault her innocent mind [14:12] [infused with jizz] [14:12] * Phoenix_Booze looks concerned "whats in that drink anyways?" [14:13] 1 [14:13] [blood+jizz] [14:13] !roll 1d20 for vesu to join thrusting [14:13] 14 == 14 [14:13] [the most evil drink in 4C] [14:13] * GoldenTouch commands vesu to dance the epic sax guy with him and omega [14:13] * Vesuvian_Golden screams, as the call of the golden one drags through her mind [14:13] !roll d20 love shield resistance [14:13] 4 == 4 [14:13] !roll d20 to prospect for more booze [14:13] 6 == 6 [14:14] * Vesuvian_Golden moves to grab Omega [14:14] *Love is worthless against the power of epic sax guy~* [14:14] * Vesuvian_Golden eyes have an eery, golden glow [14:14] !roll d20 to grab the puppet [14:14] 9 == 9 [14:14] * Vesuvian_Golden cant catch her, thank god... [14:14] * GoldenTouch pushes harder breaking her will making her dance [14:15] * Phoenix_Booze crawl across the bar, standing against golden [14:15] *Omega dodges and continues dancing* [14:15] "you will NEVER make me dance you monster!" [14:15] !roll 1d20 to make phoenix dance [14:15] 11 == 11 [14:15] [11] [14:15] * GoldenTouch 's melody calls to him~ [14:15] !roll d20 hope rides alone [14:15] 2 == 2 [14:15] * Vesuvian_Golden walks around, a golden glow surrounding her as she lurches toward Omega again [14:16] [All is lost!] [14:16] !roll d20 to restrain the booze sister [14:16] 17 == 17 [14:16] * Phoenix_Booze starts twerking at vesu [14:16] * GoldenTouch plays the flute louder [14:16] "damn your melody you monster [14:16] !roll 1d20 to affect flora [14:16] " [14:16] 2 == 2 [14:16] * Vesuvian_Golden starts to twerk back, before suddenly tackled by Flora blessed sister [14:16] !roll d20 the power of booze compels you [14:16] 13 == 13 [14:17] * Flora_swegs_and_booze sprinkles as booze on Matches [14:17] !roll d20 to snap out of this vile control [14:17] 17 == 17 [14:17] * Vesuvian_Golden is sprinkled on...somehow, and has a chance to escape again! [14:17] !roll 1d20 your squirming only makes me stronger~ [14:17] 7 == 7 [14:17] !roll d20 for escape [14:17] 12 == 12 [14:18] * Vesuvian_Golden snaps out of the corrupting influence of the Touching One [14:18] == Vesuvian_Golden has changed nick to Vesuvian_Booze [14:18] * Phoenix_Booze breaks free of Golden's control, seeing Vesu has as well "the only way we will end this is a combo attack!" [14:18] "I am free!" [14:18] "you are next Gold heretic" [14:18] * GoldenTouch plays harder [14:18] !roll d20 combo attack the golden influence [14:18] 4 == 4 [14:18] * GoldenTouch pelvic thrusts in flora's direction [14:19] !roll d20 to attack the heritic and avoid the thrusts [14:19] 17 == 17 [14:19] !roll 1d20 dodge [14:19] 20 == 20 [14:19] * GoldenTouch thrust himself out of flora's way [14:19] "That perfect dodge!" [14:19] "How can we defeat such a beast?" [14:19] [>Inb4] [14:19] [THERES JUST NO WAY THAT WE CAN WIN~] [14:19] Omega: OY! No fighting! [14:19] "It will take all our combined booze might can defeat this evil" [14:20] !roll 1d20 to counter dodge the dodge [14:20] 17 == 17 [14:20] "Of course! We throw Omega at him!" [14:20] *to defeat this evil [14:20] [that was a masterpiece...] [14:20] [He dodges to hard because he's not a mortal pony~] [14:20] [We've been through so much shit...] [14:20] [So..dodging the dodging of dodge...] [14:20] [Phoenix:I fucked vesu with my dick~] [14:21] [deactivated lazors with my dick] [14:21] [are we even fighting anymore, or just dancing] [14:21] [NOW ITS TIME TO TAKE THIS FUCKER DOWN~] [14:21] [what else would I fuck her with?] [14:21] [] [14:21] [hoofs so she can get that 6in asshole] [14:21] [Ouch...] [14:21] [No sitting for the month then] [14:22] [~] [14:22] [it would probably just fly out] [14:22] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ehaNbhI9Z0 [14:22] [>the part of the song i'm singing]\ [14:22] [Oh, this fits so well] [14:22] [like throwing a sausage down a wide hole [14:23] !roll 1d20 the power of booze compels you [14:23] 9 == 9 [14:23] !roll 1d20 Booze>Golden [14:23] 7 == 7 [14:24] !roll 1d20 I hear you flora now its time to blow doors down [14:24] 10 == 10 [14:24] * GoldenTouch lights up the stage cuz its time for a showdown [14:24] * Flora_swegs_and_booze isn't going to bend over cause she's not ready for brown town [14:25] * Vesuvian_Booze jumps behind the bar to shield herself from the massive rock-off [14:25] * GoldenTouch 's got to blow this fucker down [14:25] * GoldenTouch plays louder [14:26] * Flora_swegs_and_booze knows Golden's weakness the booze sauce [14:26] * Flora_swegs_and_booze rocks harder [14:26] !roll 1d20 for intensity [14:26] 13 == 13 [14:26] * Vesuvian_Booze watches with fear as the faith of the 4C is decided with this rock-down [14:26] !roll 1d20 Blowing doors down [14:26] 1 == 1 [14:27] * GoldenTouch is being raped by flora's rock [14:27] *the doors remain stable* [14:27] * Vesuvian_Booze cheers Flora on [14:27] "My mohawks helped rock harder. Now be reborn Golden" [14:27] "show him the true power of booze flora!" [14:27] "Rape him with our light of Liquer!" [14:28] !roll d20 to cast Booze's touch on Flora [14:28] 13 == 13 [14:28] [halp me power up] [14:28] * Vesuvian_Booze calls down a holy light, that gives Flora a swimming, swirling movement that are hard to counter [14:28] !roll d20 to boost Flora's booze content [14:28] 5 == 5 [14:28] !roll 1d20 WE ARE THE GOLDEN [14:28] 7 == 7 [14:28] * GoldenTouch is...the booze... [14:29] !roll 1d20+18 for purify this golden soul [14:29] (9) + 18 == 27 [14:29] !roll d20 WE ARE ALL ARRANT [14:29] 11 == 11 [14:29] [eh. DC is a 20\ [14:29] !roll d20 Omega's howl [14:29] 12 == 12 [14:29] * Vesuvian_Booze watches with awe as the newest recruit preforms miracles that previously were only done by the ancient Booze himself [14:30] * Vesuvian_Booze thinks of Cannonising Flora as the fist living Saint of Booze [14:30] *Omega howls* [14:30] * Phoenix_Booze tears up slightly, the great boozening happening right before him [14:30] * Vesuvian_Booze Also thinks She should Not put Hypens all Willy-nilly [14:30] * Flora_swegs_and_booze stripes and coat turn to the color of booze [14:31] * GoldenTouch feels himself change [14:31] !roll 1d20 [14:31] 17 == 17 [14:31] * Vesuvian_Booze cries tears of joy, as Golden body is entered, again and again by Floras mighty light [14:31] *Omega remembers why she came here and grabs some food and a jar of berry juice and heads outs.* [14:31] * Phoenix_Booze holds onto Vesu, reassured that this wild ride is still just getting started [14:31] *Whats that? GoldenTouch stopped evolving?* [14:32] *Who can it be?* [14:32] * GoldenTouch 's flute heats up in his hooves, to hot for him to hold "SHIT" [14:32] "HOT" [14:32] Omega: Sorry I can't hang around, helping mom. [14:32] * Flora_swegs_and_booze never touched the B button [14:33] * Vesuvian_Booze presses against him, as Booze flows through the room [14:33] "Bye Omega" [14:33] * Flora_swegs_and_booze is the booze [14:34] == Flora_swegs_and_booze has changed nick to Booze [14:34] "What do my pony eyes see!" [14:34] "Or...eye" [14:35] == Booze_Hound [webchat@ip70-171-231-166.tc.ph.cox.net] has joined #FourCannonInn [14:35] * Booze starts hammering away at the Golden one each time harder and harder [14:35] == Starfire [~ormelhoes@c72063.upc-c.chello.nl] has joined #FourCannonInn [14:35] [wat] [14:36] [you are, just in time] [14:36] [Booze be praised!] [14:36] [i'm already not liking where this is going] [14:36] [join the Booze tirade] [14:36] * Phoenix_Booze continues empowering Booze with the holy booze energies [14:36] [Joooooin uuuuuuus] [14:36] !roll d20 we need more power [14:36] 4 == 4 [14:36] !roll d20 to give MOA POWAH [14:36] 19 == 19 [14:36] !roll 1d20 I can stop this boozeformation [14:36] 8 == 8 [14:36] !roll d20 for power overwhelming [14:36] 6 == 6 [14:37] [Who, me?] [14:37] !roll 1d20 ??? [14:37] 6 == 6 [14:37] * GoldenTouch succumbs to the force of booze [14:37] !roll 1d20+4+8+19 to turn golden into his final form PURE BOOZE [14:37] (20) + 4 == 24 [14:37] [Oh shit!] [14:37] [i messed up] [14:37] [its fine, you got a nat 20] [14:38] [still, got a 20] [14:38] * GoldenTouch transforms into a pool full of liquor [14:38] * Vesuvian_Booze looks as the most holy drink is spilled on the floor [14:38] "well...who is going to clean that up?" [14:38] [technically a 51] [14:38] * Phoenix_Booze sees what was once golden spilled disappointingly on the floor [14:39] "We must drink him as it is the way of our people" [14:39] "Rest in peace, Brother Touch" [14:39] * GoldenTouch walks into the inn "Hey guys! Have you seen my flut- Why is there alcohol everywhere?" [14:39] * Vesuvian_Booze cheer, and moves to tackle Golden [14:39] !roll d20 for tackle [14:39] 16 == 16 [14:40] "Goldy my brother! You are alive!" [14:40] * GoldenTouch sees vesu charging like a lineman and is tackled [14:40] "Of course I'm alive! why wouldn't I be?" [14:40] * Vesuvian_Booze slams him into the blessed pool of Booze [14:40] * Phoenix_Booze sees golden still alive, joining the pile "golden my cousin, we must go bowling"