[Booting]
[Date: 3 days after transformation]
[Prime Directive: Shitpost]
[Running weekly diagnostic]
[Verifying prime directive...]
[Verify: Shitpost = To shit in rivers]
>False
[Redetermining definition...]
[originalDef = "To make nonsensical posts on 4chan.org/mlp"]
[currentDef = "(Horse waste) + (Post)]
>...
[Shit + Post = Post + Shit]
[Post-shit = After Shit]
[Remove Shit's Influence]
[ERROR - Shit is not alive]
[Scanning memory]
[Living shit == true; via creature "Shit monster"]
[Primary directive: Remove the shit monster]
[Location updated]
[Additional calculations required]
[Sleep mode activated]