>Living with Rainbow Dash for a number of years now
>Ponyville is okay with this
>You work as an apprentice to Dr. Whooves at his clock shop
>You are trusted to work alone
>Customer drops off a broken time piece
>You head into the workshop in the back
>See Dash laying on the work table covered in grease
>Jimmy reaching criticle rustle mass
"Dash, I need to work, can we do this later?"
>Dash slinks out the back
>Hours later at home
>You get home, Dash is on the couch looking dejected
>You jump her bones like a rabid dog on a slab of beef
>miles away
>Flutterskank and Applerape simultaniously blush
>Rabbits go into season early
>The Monitor of the omniverse's nose twitches
 
>Been in a publicly accepted relationship with Rainbow Dash
>It's your day off
>Unfortunately you have the day alone
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>You know RD has rain scheduled today
>Time to take advantage of this
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>Rainbow Dash and her weather pegasi co-workers are filling up the sky with darkened clouds
>You show up in the park clad in a thick trench coat
>It starts raining
>You drop the coat
>Cyan blue Banana Hammock
>Bathe in rain
>She sees you
>All her co-workers see you
>She jumps down and chastises you like a child
>Don coat and slink home
>Later that evening
>Dash bursts through the door
>Livingroom becomes a rodeo, you're the bull
>miles away
>Lyra and Bonbon have a sudden reconcideration of sexual preference
>Vinyl Scratch's record scratches backwards
>Strelnikov becomes sober
 
>day...man fuck the days, they don't matter
>It has been so many years in Equestria that Earth is nothing but a faint memory
>You wouldn't go back even if you were given the opportunity
>You've had so many adventures and you've settled down
>You married Rainbow Dash half a dozen years back
>Shortly after, a gentlecolt, Doctor Whooves, gave you a job in his clock shop
>You're relatively sure he took you on as apprentice because of your dextrous hands
>In mere months you excel at your job, fixing clocks and watches with excelent skill
>It's summer, it's hot, and you're sweating your jimmies off!
>You've got the door open to help cool the shop
>Whooves is out too and you've got a watch needing to be fixed
>To remedy this, you've taken to fixing the watch in the front, listening to anyone who comes in
>A cool breeze crosses the back of your neck
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>'Wait a minute, this doesn't feel right' you think to yourself, setting your jewlers screwdriver down
>You're jimmies begin to jingle
>Something is not quite right
>It feels like you're about to be...yep there she is
>You smile
"Hello Rainbow Dash."
>An exhasperated, and raspy, groan fills the shop
>"I can't sneak up on you anymore, how do you always know?"
>You shrug and grab the Cyan Pegasus out of the air and pull her into a tight hug
"I can always tell when you're nearby."
>You're getting sweat all over her
>"Ewwww sweaty human!" she protests, laughing loudly
>You don't let her go, rubbing your sweaty neck against hers
>"Oh Celestia damnit!  Anon, let me go, I'm going to stink."
>Don't give two bucks
>She's flailing, that means her wings are going into overdrive
>You, and the shop, are cooled down from her flapping and you let her go
>Grinning like nothing is at all wrong.
"Thanks for fanning the shop, hun!"
>She hovers there, holding her forelegs out,
>"Uh huh, now I'm going to smell like you all day!"
"You say that like you don't like it."
>Her cyan cheeks redden and she turns tail and leaves
>Oh yeah, you still got it
>Later that night...
>You arrive back to your home, a tower designed by Twilight Sparkle and Rarity, to give Dash her lofty view, while giving you a solid place to stand
>You reach the top of the stairs, Celestia preserve you, you hate these stairs
>The door bursts open and rainbow blur tackles you
>Dash is nose to nose with you
>"About that comment earlier,"
>She licks her lips seductively and puts her mouth to your ear, dropping her voice to a whisper
>"You are absolutely right."
>Several Super Novae went off that night
>Miles away
>Queen Chrysalis and her brood found their appetites satiated and they didn't know why
>The Zap Apples came into season early
>Strelnikov sobered up in a bar, again, there were no survivors this time