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cathc up hare               /
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>You suddenly wake up as/ you fall off your bed and onto the floor
>Shit, gotta get a bigg/er bed, this is the fifth time this has happened
>Dragging yourself to /your kitchen after getting dressed, you remember your plans
>Today you were goign/ to go see flutterslut because it's been a while
>Waddling out your d/oor because your anus is still leaking lava, you disable the beartraps cleverly hidden along the path to your house
>You Won't be needi/ng them anymore with Applerapist dead
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>Along the waddle/ to Fluttersluts cottage, p0nies congragulate you on setting them free
"yeah no problem/ homes" you reply to them all
>One of them tr/ies to kiss you
"fuck off"    /
>That sends h/im running
>Two fillies/ and a chicken run up to you
>"Excuse me/ mister, Would you like to try our chicken? We're becoming chefs to get our cutie marks!" the white one says
>A look of/ horror comes across the chickens face
>"What?> /I don't want to be eaten!" the chicken says
>" But w/e'll get ah cutie markers!21 " the yellow ish thing one says
>"Not h/appening!L: the chicken says as he or she or it flys off
>Baffl/ed, the white and yellow ones turn back to you
>"Did/ you see that, mister! Scootcoot can flys1"
"how/ chicken talk" is the only thing you can say in your surprised state of chicken talking
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>"She's not a chicken!" the ywllow one says angerly
"She loocked like a chicken1" you retort back
>"Come on appleshit, we';e gotta find her!" the white one yells as she runs off
>"I'm going to rut you for this later mister" yellow says as she runs after whitey
>What the hell is wrong with those fillies
 
>Finally making it to fluttersluts cottage, you knock on the door because this is a house dumbass
"Hey ye, Fluttershy!" you yell at her door
>After knocking a second time, even though you never knocked a first time, the door slowly creaks open
>But there's nopony there.
>"..."
>Looking down, you see Angel
>He's flipping you the one finger salute
>What a surprise.
"yo where dat flutterbitch at"
?He writes a note that says "she's sick go suck a dick"
>Pushign your way past Angel, you barge into fluttershits home
"mY LOVE, WHERE ARE YOU AT!"
>"Anonononononononononoono is that yuou?"
"Yes, it is me! I am here because I have set ponyvale free!"
>"yOU killed them!? " flutterwhore squeeees
>"We're free! We're free!" she repeats as she floats around her cottage
>but then
 
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>As fluttershy is flying around, She gets dizzy because that is normal for spinning
>She hits a wall, and stumbles backward
>Into a bookshelf, which falls fowrad
>Onto her
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit ho shit sohit ho"
>Running to the bookshel;f, you lift it up
>Sadly you were not fast enough, as fluttershys squashed body lay.. squashed on the floor
"non oononononononnoononon"
>oh shit
>Just then, Angel walks into the room
>He screams and runs out the door
>This is not a good day
 
 
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