>Day tiny screaming jew in equestria
>Wake up, shave, shower, THEN shit
>Because fuck efficiency
>Go downstairs, pour yourself a bowl of Sugarcube Squares
>It tastes like shit, but the pony with the insulin needle cutie mark on the box tickles you to no end
>You pick up your knitting needles and ball of yarn and continue knitting yourself a sweater
>It's starting to get cold out, and apparantly Rarity has no idea how to make a functional, if slightly blah, sweater
>Oh well
*knock knock*
>Yeah, it looks about that time....
>Answer the door
>Of course, it's Fluttershy
>She asks:
 
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http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/0930-gilbert-gottfried-00.jpg
 
>'IS THIS VOICE YOUR FETISH, ANAHN?'
>oh sweet merciful fuck
>That voice
>Like nails on the chalkboard of your mind
>'WELL?'
No Fluttershy, the voice of Gilbert Godfrey is not my fetish
I don't think he's ANYONE'S fetish
I'm pretty sure his wife has to be deaf to put up with him
>'BUT ANAHN!'
Oh God please stop
>'MY *VAGINA* IS SO WET FOR YOU!'
Fluttershy
>MY *cliTORis* ACHES FOR YOUR TOUCH!'
What're u doing
>'I WANT YOUR BIG, STRAHNG HANDS INSIDE ME!'
STAHP
>'FINGERS ROTATING *AROUND* AND *AROUND*
OH MY GOD STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW
>She stops
>Smiles
>"I'LL ONLY STAHP TALKING IF YOU FUCK ME, HOT STUFF'
>You pause
>Think
>Turn around
>Walk back into the house
>Grab your pair of knitting needles
>'ANAHN WAIT STAHP!'
>And sink them into your eardrums
>.....
>Silence
>Oh God
>Fucking worth it
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
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For your Erotic listening pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
 
Also, my good friend Baratone took it upon himself to narrate this story!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07SfdKwIRx0
I cringed the entire time but it was totally worth it!