>You are anon.
>The one and only.
>Apparently the only human to arrive in equestria.
>But that's not new and relevant news.
>Sitting up in bed, you rub your eyes and yawn.
>Good morning, equine world with a Candy Land color scheme.
>You stumble your way into the bathroom and begin to brush your teeth.
>"BRUSHIE BRUSHIE!"
>Nearly shit yourself as you try to retrieve your toothbrush from the sink.
>Look back.
>Catch a glimpse of a white and blue tail.
>Seriously. What the fuck.
>Finish brushing your teeth and turn off the sink.
>Well that was certainly disconcerting... to say the least.
>You make yourself breakfast and eat before you leave your house.
>As soon as you move a foot from your door, you're violently knocked down.
"Ah god dammit. What the fuck was that."
>Look from over yourself and see a white pone's face, with a green and pink mane.
>Green? What a horrid color for a mane.
>Then you notice how fucked up the rest of her is.
"Holy shit! Are you okay?"
>She moves her limbs to the appropriate places and gets up slowly.
>"Yeah, I'm fine."
>Thank Celestia. You didn't really have any money to fix her if she wasn't.
>"S-sorry about running into you. Rainbow dash has a lot of pegasi practicing for the next competition in ponyville."
>So that explains that.
"It's fine, I know how tough those things can be. Best of luck to you and your team."
>She looks up at you and smiles.
>"Thanks."
>You smile back at her and start to continue your walk.
>"Wait!"
>You turn back and stop walking.
>"I never got your name."
>How? You're the only human in ponyville how doesn't she know.
>Let alone, if she didn't know than why didn't she freak out?
>Whatever.
"I'm Anonymous, But you can call me anon. What's your name?"
>"My name's Blossomforth."
"Nice to meet you, Blossomforth."
>She smiles then begins to paw a hoof at the ground.
>"Uhm...W-would you like to go for a coffee sometime, anon?"
>What?
>Where did this come from?
>She crashed into you and now she's asking you on a date?
>Seems kind of odd.
"Uhhh. Sure, sounds fun."
>Her smile grows even wider at this.
>"Okay. Is the Cake's at eleven alright with you?"
>You try your best to put on a smile that matches hers.
"Sounds great, see you there."
>You're pretty sure you did something you'll regret later.
>But you aren't sure what.
 
>Wake up the next morning and look at your clock.
>10:30
>Perfect.
>Getting up, you waltz you way to the bathroom as per morning routine and start to brush your teeth again.
>No sign of a yelling pone this time.
>You finish up and walk back to your bedroom and grab your fedora.
>Wanna look good for the lady pone.
>Push through the door at about 10:45.
>It's a fifteen minute walk, so you make sure to make haste.
>Being early isn't a bad thing.
>Not in the least bit.
>You wave and smile at a few pones you know before reaching the coffee shop.
>Regaining your composure, you open the doors and walk through.
>Scanning the area, you realize she isn't there.
>Suppose she's running late?
>Look at your watch.
>11:05
>Damn, took longer than you thought.
>You take a seat and tell Mr.Cake that you'll have the usual.
>Suddenly a pink blur appears at the top of the stairs.
>Oh fuck.
>You're knocked down by the embrace of Pinkie Pie.
"Ow."
>She always was quite cuddly...and damn near deadly.
>"Ohmygoshit'sbeensooolongsinceI'veseenyouandi'mjustsoexcitedtoseeyouagainIthoughtyouweregoneforeverandifyouweregoneforever-"
"Okay, Pinkie, I get it. I missed you too."
>She smiles at you and hugs you tight before moving off of you.
>Thank Celestia that's over.
>You regain your position in the chair you were in earlier.
>Looking back at the door you notice Blossomforth walking in and looking around.
>After you wave to her, she smiles and trots over.
>She walks weirdly, though.
>As if she's hurt.
"You okay?"
>She smiles at you.
>"Of course I am."
>That smile seemed a bit forced.
"Okay, then. If you say so."
>Mr.Cake come over and slides your coffee towards you.
"Thanks, how much is it again?"
>He smiles before answering.
>"It's absolutely free, Pinkie was just telling me how happy she is that you're here and seeing her that way is payment enough."
>Wow, everyone's just in a good fucking mood today.
>Mr.Cake moves away from the counter and goes back to whatever he was doing.
>You look back at the pink and green haired pone you were talking to earlier.
>She seems to have a more pained look now.
"Are you sure you're ok?"
>Straightening up quickly she looks you in the eyes and nods.
>"Just a little sore."
"Well, judging the way you landed yesterday, I would be too."
>She throws a confused look at you before realizing.
>"Oh, that. No, That was nothing, I normally practice positions that are much more straining than that small display."
>You can swear she winked.
>Shifting in your chair a bit, you look at her with a bit of surprise.
"How can you even do that?"
>"Well, I'm kind of a contortionist... Please don't think I'm a freak."
>What.
"Of course I won't. Why would I?"
>She looks at you with a glint of happiness in her eye.
>"Well, when I was young, my mother saw me practicing, she thought I belonged in a freak show at the circus."
>Her tone is quite grim...
"Well that's just insensitive of her. Don't let that get you down."
>She smiles and hugs you.
>"Thanks, anon. You're pretty much the only person I can talk to without getting made fun of."
>...Has she even talked to anyone else?
>You hug her back and smile.
"Don't worry about it."
>Pulling off of you, she looks into your eyes.
>"Would you like to see me practice tonight?"
>This seems kind of off... but what could possibly go wrong, right?
"Sure, Where at, though?"
>"My house, I'll pick you up later tonight. Don't worry, though, I live in Ponyville so you don't need to be a pegasus."
>Well that sorts everything out.
>But wait.
"How will you know where to get me?"
>"I crashed into you at your house, right?"
>Oh yeah.
"Yeah, you did."
>"Then that's where I'm goin."
>She looks behind her towards the door.
>You follow her gaze and you see a rainbow maned pegasus.
>"Well, it's been fun, but I gotta go."
>She gets up and trots to the door.
>"See ya tonight."
>You wave and turn back to the table after she's gone.
>She didn't even order...
 
>You're sitting on your couch, watching the outside.
>It's 9:30.
>You've been waiting ever since you were at that coffee shop.
>Anxious as hell?
>Yes.
>Nervous as hell?
>Yup.
>Confused as fuck?
>Yessir.
>*Boom boom boom*
>Annnd there's your ride.
>Walking over to the door, you look through the hole and sure enough, it's Blossomforth.
>You open the door and walk out.
>"My house is across town, so I decided to get a chariot."
>Right.
>The taxi of this world.
>You both hop in and hunker down on the velvet seats.
>She lays next to you and looks towards the front.
>"Same place you picked me up, please."
>The pegasi nod and begin to take off.
>You look over at her and examine her form.
>It's not long before she looks back at you and smiles.
>"Enjoying the view?"
>Is she toying with you?
>She motions towards the side of the carriage.
>Looking over the side, you notice tops of houses and how small the other pones are.
>Wow.
"Yeah, it's actually quite amazing."
>She smiles and returns her gaze to the front.
>Soon enough, you're at her door and she's paying the pegasi for their troubles.
>She walks to the door, unlocks it, and pushes it open.
>"Welcome to my home, Anon."
>You look around the room and notice a wide variety of yoga mats and a single couch.
>She takes a seat on a yoga mat, while you opt for the couch.
"This is a pretty nice place."
>Nodding and smiling, she looks around the room.
>"It took me a while to get it to my liking. Normally earth ponies and unicorns live in these homes, y'know?"
"What in particular did you have to change?"
>"Well, for one thing, there were these door thingies that I couldn't open with my hooves, so I had to replace those."
>She used her hooves to articulate what she was saying.
>Doorknobs...
"I see, how odd."
>She nods and looks back at you.
>"Anyway, time for me to practice."
>Standing up, she faces away from you and reaches back, putting her front hooves between her hindlegs poses (>>18935870)
"That looks painful as hell."
>She sticks her tongue out at you and giggles.
>"Not even a little."
>Then, she lifts a leg, pulling herself back into her normal stance.
>You didn't intend to look... But is she wet?
>Forcing yourself away from those thoughts, you shake your head and continue to watch her.
>"Like what you see?"
>She lifts herself up and winks, moving closer to you.
"I-i'm sorry, what?"
>Pushing herself up against you, she repeats herself.
>"I said, do you like what you see?"
>You swallow boldly and start to retract into the couch.
>She's sitting in your lap now, resting her front hooves on your chest.
>Oh shit.
>Leaning in, she whispers.
>"I want you so bad right now, Anon."
>Hello, erection, nice to see you again.
>But now's not a good time.
"Blossomforth, I don't even know you that well, and I-"
>"Then let's get to know eachother a little more."
>Just then, she reaches into your pants and starts caressing your member while she grinds herself onto your leg.
>You try to turn from her, but it seems that Rainbow Dash's training put a bit of muscle on her.
"Th-that's not what I meant."
>She looks down at you with a smirk.
>"Anon, I need this. More than anything in the world."
>She shifts herself and pins you down again.
>"And you aren't going to stop me from getting it."
>Fuck... literally.
>She forces you onto the floor, on one of her yoga mats.
>"There we go, now we can get to work."
>Pinning your arm, she duct tapes it to the floor.
>Where the fuck did she get that?
>Attempting to move your other arm, she slams it down and duct tapes it as well.
>"Ah, ah, ah. No moving until it's over."
>Celestia, please help.
>She pulls off your pants and you kick your right leg, barely knicking her wing.
>Terrible shot, Anon.
>She duct tapes it as quickly as your other limbs before moving back up your body.
>"Now the fun begins."
>Reaching down to your involuntary erection, she guides it into her folds.
>You let out a groan as she slams down onto your dick.
>"Mmm, Anon, you're so big."
>You almost smile before you realize you're being raped.
"Can't I just scream rape?"
>"Go ahead, the walls are sound proof. They'll never hear you."
>How the fuck did she know that?
>Whatever, time to struggle.
>You start struggling in your bonds and she bounces on top of you as you do so..
>"Oh Anon! I didn't know you were such a freak!"
>There is no Celestia.
"Blossom, I-i'm not enjoying this."
>You try to sound truthful under the immense pleasure you're under.
>"Oooh, pet names now, Anon? It sounds to me that you're loooving it~."
>Struggling more, she moans even louder as she bounces on you more.
>"OH, ANON YES."
>She leans down on you and forces her lips onto yours.
"Mmmph!"
>Suddenly, you feel her clench around your dick.
>She shudders and moans loudly on your mouth, and you feel her juices spread down your legs.
>Feeling this sends you over the edge, and you moan loudly as you reach your climax.
>"Ahh! Yesss cum inside me, Anon. Fill me with your seed!~"
>You can't do anything but comply as you inseminate her.
>"Mmmm, I knew you loved it."
>Rolling your eyes you lock with hers again.
"Shut up."
>She gets off you and undoes the duct tape.
>"Soooo, same time tomorrow?"
>...
"Fine."