Female Unicorn, Saddlebags filled with 8 empty vials and a map, glasses Can I participate? Or are there too many people? Join in. The more the merrier Female, Unicorn, Saddlebags, small knife alrighty then Earth, Saddlebags, Jars, Goggles, Sword [this player has no inventory] Earth pony, pickaxe, old spear, saddlebegs, bandages Male, Unicorn, Zilch i really need to get some shit Male Unicorn, sadlebags, cloak, 3x empty syringes, dipped darts (hallucinogenic poison) Male, Earth, Saddlebags. I really need to get a fucking knife or sword or some shit Male, Unicorn, Saddlebags well come on more adventures <-- Flippant_Iinsurance (webchat@190.95.85.29) has quit (Quit: Web client closed) Male Pegasus Saddlebags spear ax food Male Unicorn, saddlebags, oh yeah, food Female unicorn, saddlebags with 8 epmty vials and map, glasses, sword forgot i found one last time yes me and Hidden got swords so we swing the d8 instead Yeah that's why I'm coming on this adventure. I have zero weapons at the moment. wait, are they good quality, or just rusty? Female, Earth, Saddlebags, a couple small flasks and jars lel I do, but apparently everytime i miss one, we hit a treasure trove of cool shit I have my spear so i also do D8 >using anything but magic and speciality as a unicorn ISHYGDDI I had Strong fix mine up They are old, but still usable k get all the rust and shit off Is that all then? (greenhoof you can borrow my spear) Did he fix all of ours? I havent got the chance to ask strong, thjough he said he'll upgrade mine or something dunno, i asked him to Thank you, Feldspar! I owe you one! oh right, he fixed our weapons up I assume he replaced the shaft of my spear -*- GreenHoof_ takes Feldspar's spear "Thanks a lot I appreciate it. I'll give it right back after all this" Alright then >not knowing that Unicorn magic is so nerfed in SSS that it's practically unusable shiggy diggy "Just don't lose it, Alright? --> Fine_Grind (webchat@host86-166-116-200.range86-166.btcentralplus.com) has joined #FourCannonPnP >not rolling nat20 "Roger that" >magic nerf They are old, but still usable k Honey Rose (Also Earth Pony no idea on equip.  Just make that up?)   You are all gathered at Mad Stan's for lunch.  The faint smell of vomit covered with pine oil wafts over you as you finish your meals.  Above the bar is a stuffed cockatrice and on the counter is a piece of rose quarts "Hmm I wonder why I never noticed that?" "That better not be Horatio or this place burns" [this is d&d shit] -*- Able_Tome scrunches his nose from the awful smell "Jesus Christ, Chernikov" "Well, that was a rough night last night," Cherenkov says as he nurses his head.  "I overheard a train worker saying they might have a cure for Bob's baldness if you guys want to help" "ok who threw up this time?" oh shit has there been a fight? "Sorry about that, Able.  Feather makes some mean drinks" "nah i wanna fight shit" "Im glad i live out of town" "Ech, why not? People tell me i need to get out more." "We really need to make some of those barf bags." "Cherenkov they're any monster dens we need to take out?" --> Cpt_High_Tide (webchat@S01060001804b2098.no.shawcable.net) has joined #FourCannonPnP "I agree." "We need a janitor." -*- Hidden_Glimmer waits outside to avoid the smell "We have Scruffy." "I would also appreciate it if you guys collected some dandelions for wine and some fresh herbs if you see them." ">inb4 Scruffy." "Where is he by the way?" brb "you dont hve to tell me twice" "There might be Silver, considering this is the wilderness and all." "I'll pick some dandelions" "`and dandelion wine "Hey i found some leeks yesterday" "So the offer of dandelions for a room still stands?" what is this? "If one of you has a map, I'll mark on your location where he said it should be.  It's close to the swamp south west of Bergrinde ridge." "Dandelions for a room, huh? I bet that's going to change the moment Rain will organize those farms." "Get a dog, little oggie" "Able what do you think of the leeks i found" -*- Hidden_Glimmer enters the room, pulling out her map Yes, it does hearth.  What you're looking for is a flower that's purple and supposidly has white leaves." -*- Able_Tome glances at Recon in confusion "...ugh...they are...leeky?" "No they're wild onions" "but you just said..." *Goes outside to wait* "This smell..." Cherenkov marks on the map the general area of where it's supposed to be "Oh shit nice! I need to find some onions to plant" -*- Silver_Tongue stands up and yawns, "I'm Bored!" "Quick they are a species of onion" "we'll kill stuff soon silver" "Then com with us, you fag." *come Well, if you're done eating, I'm going to get some rest -*- Able_Tome stand up "Recon, please. We know." "he said cum hue hue" --> theamazinghonestgreatbravehene (webchat@84.241.218.11) has joined #FourCannonPnP >dat name "Whatever but i think they're great" "Hoof, i swear to god." "So, we know where to go and what to find.  Anything else you need to tell us Cherenkov?" wow [da fuk] -*- Fine_Grind hearty laugh "Where are we going guys?" "That's all the info I know.  Sorry, but the worker was only going off of what his grandmother told him." "The swamp to the south to find a flower." "I'm good with anywhere" --> Honey_Rose (~Derpy@108-78-17-243.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net) has joined #FourCannonPnP "Kay, swamp monsters ho" "Wait we going flower picking?" "Not the swamp, specifically, but near the swamp" "Eeyup" "my kind of mission" "Doesn't sound to bad." "Knowing the possabilites of monsters, I'll go with to make sure nothing bad happens. As is the job of risk prevention." I OWN swamps i once killed like 4 hydras with my mind! "Swapm...oh boy..." "I repeat, Swamp monsters ho" It's about a day's travel from here -*- Hidden_Glimmer puts her map back in her bagpack "I grew up in the swamps on Louisiana. This shit's my pelasure" "not at all" "Oh" of* -*- Silver_Tongue walks out "Hurry up guys!" "Its pleasure alright, pleasure until someone's going to mis-step and dump themselves into the water." -*- Recon_ follows -*- GreenHoof_ walks out behind silvertongue "Wait, do we have enough food for the trip, guys?" -*- GoldenTouch follows, "looks like we're off" "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming." -*- Hidden_Glimmer follows silver tongue -*- Fine_Grind follows -*- UnifySelf follows -*- Able_Tome follows the group "Bah..." *Follows suit* -*- Ikea sighs and follows "we should, I brought some" -*- Silver_Tongue holds his sword and hums -*- Quicksilver follows And so you set out *follows the group "Good" "we eat grass Hearth, we will be fine" -*- Honey_Rose follows -*- Able_Tome walks near Quicksilver "A good opportunity to explore swamp-based flora there." !roll d20 -*- Silver_Tongue continues " anybody know any good songs?" 8 == 8 -*- GreenHoof_ randomly mumbles "muh freedums" "indeed, though we should be alert for more toxic plants" "No songs Again, please" "True" You cross the fields outside of town without incident, the warm light of the afternoon sun on your backs (I return to do some lurking) -*- Silver_Tongue motions Feldspar "Hey Feld come up here" "Ahm not a problem, Quick. The more toxic it is, the more useful t becomes in such dangerous environment" ""What is it, Silver?" "Wanted to talk" "Figured we could do it now" -*- Recon_ hums Sundowners theme Sure! What about?" "Anything really, you pick" -*- GoldenTouch picks up on the tune and hums along You see a hawk fly overhead as you get closer to the woods (Sundowners theme hue) "fuck that hawk" -*- Quicksilver looks at the circling hawk "Birdy, birdy birdy birdy" "Alright then. I'll scout ahead to make sure that nothing could get the jump on us." "Nah, I'm no good at choosing. You chose" ((I gotta go for a few minnutes be back soon -*- Hidden_Glimmer keeps a look on the forest while everybody is talking "I wonder what flower we need to find?" !roll 1d20 for investigation 20 == 20 (ho boy, its happening) damnnn [thank you, based dice god] "I wonder if Equestria's hawks are like ours "I could try chucking a spear at it" (Shouldn't the GM do those dicerolls?) "We can shoot it down and dissect it" inb4 spear chucker "Fine, what are your hobbies Feld?" You see a mole burrow out of the ground ahead of the party.  It's up on its hind legs and seems to be feeling the air out Just then, it turns towards the direction of the party and starts running! "You know, to prove of discard that theory of yours, Quick." "Hey Silver, Were you serious when you were flirting earlier?" "able!, a live subject is a lot more useful" -*- Able_Tome quietly snickers at Feldspar's question "how you gonna get it alive? "OHGODWAT!" wut that's not good.... "you should know this, we cant observe behavior if the specimen is dead" "GHAAAA" attack mole "With you about 'getting to know each other better?" "oh, look at that cute little critter" <-- HearthFire (webchat@ool-44c3b460.dyn.optonline.net) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) "Awww look at the mole" "Yeah. I'd like to" The mole is charging towards quicksilver! "Heh really? umm okay then" "Fuck, that surprised me." Everyone roll for init "aww its so cute" "Oh look a mole" --> iris310353 (webchat@84.241.218.11) has joined #FourCannonPnP !roll 1d20 16 == 16 !roll d20 5 == 5 !roll d20 6 == 6 !roll 1d20 13 == 13 !roll 1d20 19 == 19 !roll 1d20 6 == 6 !roll d20 13 == 13 !roll 1d20 20 == 20 !roll 1d20 6 == 6 !roll d20 9 == 9 [dat nat20] !roll d20 7 == 7 (It's just initative) tfw wasted 20 !roll d20 16 == 16 <-- Recon_ (webchat@108.237.17.177) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) "We can do that later though. Action Time!" [i got the 5 hidden] (>initiative; >mole) "Jesus christ silvertongue you horny bastard lol" (i know, you rolled after my roll came) <-- theamazinghonestgreatbravehene (webchat@84.241.218.11) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) [just making sure] (honey got 20. Damn) (Appreciate it, though) --> Recon_ (webchat@108.237.17.177) has joined #FourCannonPnP (Why a 20 on init, why) I don't see your equip, honey --> HearthFire (webchat@ool-44c3b460.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #FourCannonPnP Recon, roll initative what's your race and equip Honey joined late !roll d20 1 == 1 "Time to capture a live one, people." (hue) !roll d20 5 == 5 (Oh god am I a cheater) Sorry, internet cut out, what did I miss? ? No rerol, recon (Also Earth Pony no idea on equip.  Just make that up?) (kill the cheater!!!) !roll 1d20 16 == 16 recon pls (Recon, stop rolling) srs recon? pls no (can we do nonlethal damage with hooves?) "IT'S HAPPENING" allright, honey what do you do? -*- Able_Tome smacks Recon's head "Lay down on it, son" !roll 1d20 1 == 1 Miner Mare I cant even roll.. (hue) Recon, only roll when asked, please ((Sorry page lagged)) [its time to stop rolling (so Honey goes first) Should I roll for initiative, my internet cut out for a minute. No, what do you decide to do about the mole? ((What are we fighting)) (A mole) "How do we capture it live? (a damn mole) "Capture a live one?" Capture it for the futherance of the horde err (Just wait and watch wat he'll do) Roll d20 !roll 1d20 15 == 15 "Crud...I forgot to bring a sedative brew..." Kill it! Kill it now!! "I can try and paralyze it, Able" "Um beat it softly?" You manage to pin it down "or befriend it" "I got it!" "We could always knock it out "What good would a captured mole do us, anyway?" "ew ew ew" Golden, you're next "research" "Oh god it's so naked" "I bet ale will dissect it" Able* "It's molehood is poking my chest help someone" -*- Able_Tome looks at Hidden inquisitively "Paralyze with...?" Golden? "What the fuck" "Magic" sorry "Only if it expires, Recon" *snort* +snort* "ew" Just asking, why am i irisis or something now? The mole is pinned by Honey.  what do you do? "Paralysis magic...really?" "I do believe the mole is aroused" !roll d20 to get the mole from under rose and try to befriend it 12 == 12 "Let me stab and skin it" (>mole's face when whatthefuckisgoingon.jpg) "Hey, She materialized a ghost. Why not?" It chitters angerly at you "Hey, i managed to materialize a ghost, so this should be a iece of cake2 Your turn, Hidden "Bravo. It's pissed" !roll 1d20 for paralyze spell 11 == 11 "Kill it an move on" "Maybe because someone jumped on it" "I need more animal skins" -*- Honey_Rose brushes off her chest "That was the worst idea I've had in a week" "Damnit, it didn'T work" Roll 1d4 hidden !roll 1d4 2 == 2 Your magick fizzles and you get a sharp pain in your head.  Youcan't use magic for 2 turns "Me and my luck" Greenhoof, you're up <-- iris310353 (webchat@84.241.218.11) has quit (Quit: Web client closed) !roll d20 20 == 20 LOL [for what?] (Wow) (Hue) (lost a nat20) Please state what you're doing, green (well shit) >Molerape engaged [green, it's action then roll] oh should I roll again? What are you trying to do? knock out the mole i guess (Green stands there, glaring at the mole) Allright, roll 1d4 !roll 1d4 to knock out mole 4 == 4 [those nat highs] You stomp the mole with your hooves, leaving a bloody mess -*- Able_Tome "Whoa whoa whoa, easy there, Green Hoof" <-- Parchment_Page (~Parchment@66-169-50-173.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com) has left #FourCannonPnP "There goes your sample" -*- Silver_Tongue gets right in the moles face "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!" There is nothing left of the body "Fuck dude. I think you killed it" "thank you" "FUCK!" "What the fuck bro" "You don't say, Unify..." "What the hell man" "I wanted its skin" "I didn't mean to!" "Well, that was a bit uncalled for." "Able you want samples?" "I...guess?" "I can't say I'll miss it" "You could get blood samples" -*- Quicksilver sighs and rolls her eyes "I would of" Roll d20, Able "My bad... What about taking bloody pulp for sample?" -*- Able_Tome looks at the bloody corpse -*- Silver_Tongue akwardly slides the bloody mess into a jar -*- Hidden_Glimmer laughes her ass of !roll d20 15 == 15 brb "Green its ok" !roll d20 1 == 1 (aaaaahahahaha) [this'll be good. . . ] --> Parchment_Page (~Parchment@66-169-50-173.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com) has joined #FourCannonPnP [lel] (holy shit) (Dicks) The only thing that you mage to get out of the mole are a few pieces of teeth and tufts of fur [all this because of the powers of kek] "TALK SHIT GET HIT, MOLE!" (topkek) --> Foxius (~Hue@0547ac07.skybroadband.com) has joined #FourCannonPnP "Yay more teeht" "Bravo, Hoof...that entire mole was reduced to a f0ckin pulp..." -*- Silver_Tongue starts walking forward again, hoof wrapped around Feldspar "I already have teeth on my hat" "I guess I'm still getting used to hooves and mud pone strength. I didn't mean to crush it." nasty ass hiping shiping (let me know when you're ready to go) "Get a room" "Well, I see no reason to hang around. Let's go." -*- Able_Tome shakes his head in disbelieve "Oh well, we better get going..." "Not much left here, better keep moving"  *Continues walking (I'm gone GM) "Go fuck in those bushes" And so you head into the forest (K. later) "Later Recon" -*- Quicksilver walks up to Able "maybe this was a bad idea coming with this group, they could destroy all our specimens" (No i mean i left the party and moved on) "Im tolking to geen and silver -*- Able_Tome looks at Quicksilver "I'm more worried about them killing themselves" "We can go screw in the bushes later Recon, you game?" -*- Hidden_Glimmer starts to wistle As you head deeper, the sun begins to descend and the sky turns an orangish red "Time for a fire -*- Silver_Tongue starts humming Monsoon's theme "how lovely" "Holy shit Silver Tongue y u so horny" "Its starting to get dark." "Really?  A fire already?" "Looks like it's about time to make camp." "Wimps" "Orange sky and no fire?" "Who's got the map, how much further do you think it is?" "Honey, are you sure you want to be caught out here at night?" Seriosly are we gonna wait till midnight?" "IT'S HAPPENING!" "I'm back. What'd I miss?" "Not much" "I guess we're halfway there" (Green crushed a mole) "Green stomped a mole to death" "Well I dunno, if we stay out at dark maybe that Greenhoof guy will get eaten" -*- Able_Tome breethes the swamp's air deeply  "A camp in the middle of a swamp..." "Green reduced the mole to a fine paste" (naw i saw that) (then nothing) "We're asking for it..." "Feld you wanna take watch with me agin?" "At least ther's a sample still" "Silver is flirting with others" "Sure Silver" "when is he not" "Why would you want that?" "If anyone asks, i'll take the first watch as usual" "Silver's trying to get his dick wet" "Silver, god damnit" Could be worse, Able. Could be in the middle of ruins in the swamp "I'll be up keeping a fire ill take a shift of watch "ill also take the first watch" (who takes second?) "ill be up all night" "We don't need 4 watch men, three is fine" "Hmm...I remember Lucy saying that Will-o-Wisps inhabited swamps too..." i will gm "Going to be a funny night if one of those shows up." "Do you ever sleep Recon?" "So me and Golden will take the first watch" "Only when im not on the frontier" "You sure recon, I can take over the fire for a while if you want." "Fair enough" "I'll take the second." "Don't need much sleep anyways..." "I could take second watch with you if you like" "Not like you have much of a choice about that" "I dont really trust this new land" im already taking it -*- Silver_Tongue continues to hum Monsoons theme <-- Quicksilver (webchat@host-92-1-86-218.as43234.net) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) "I also can go on for a few days without sleep" -*- Able_Tome looks at Honey "Eh, a bit of company never hurts?" "but ill take third" "ok recon. . . ." And so the ponies not on watch drift off to sleep "so edgy recon" "Suit yourself hun" "You have a point. We've seem some crazy stuff here" -*- Recon_ goes to get some wood "SO feld, YOur hobbies? i missed them before" "and you too are fucking gross" "I'll take whatever shift" -*- Fine_Grind sleeping -*- Recon_ comes back and starts the fire *Whistles Sam's theme -*- Able_Tome scratches head "So golden, are you ready?" "Feldspar" Those sleeping, roll d20 'Ahh the glory of being a /out/doorsman "Yes?" !roll 1d20 5 == 5 !roll d20 17 == 17 "Sure i am" "What were your hobbies?" !roll d20 12 == 12 !roll d20 10 == 10 !roll d20 17 == 17 (all except first watch?) !roll d20 11 == 11 (yes) "Silver who you talkin too?" "Reading And Kickboxing Not that I can do that Anymore. Adventures are quickly becoming another" !roll d20 20 == 20 "I believe he's talking to feld" "another mare he's trying to fuck" (>tfw 20 again) "Hah good one" (Gods love you) !roll 1d20 5 == 5 "Yeah, i don't really care about those guys" (do I roll?) [nat 20's fuck it.] [nah] "Really? kickboxing?" -*- Recon_ retrieves sticks from the surrounding area to fuel the fire -*- Able_Tome shuffles around while trying to find a comfortable position -*- Silver_Tongue starts to sing --> Quicksilver (webchat@host-92-1-95-100.as43234.net) has joined #FourCannonPnP (I don't get it what was that roll for) "Yeah. I was into Taekwondo back home. Got a black belt. We practiced a modified version, so kickboxing was a part." -*- Recon_ ues's his wings to fan the fire Honey, you have a dream of a couple ponies covered in moss and vines.  They say to you, "Help us please." and hand you a piece of candy.  Do you take it? (fuckng internet) "Oh for fuck's sake..." "Damn, you probably got a hell of a kick" Yes, I take the candy -*- GoldenTouch looks at silver "go to sleep" allright Candy is fucking great -*- Fine_Grind falling asleep irl "Yep. I do. " "I'm on watch Golden" "Me and golden are on watch" The dream dissappets and you have wonderful dreams for the rest of the nihgt "me and hidden are" "Im just keeping the fire alive well then "Gotta see that in action someay" First watch and recon, roll d20 "No, i claimed first watch" -*- Recon_ eats some of his food !roll 1d20 11 == 11 !roll 1d20 5 == 5 !roll 1d20 11 == 11 -*- Honey_Rose is afk for a few minutes -*- Able_Tome rolls in his cloak on the ground sorry, brb Nothing eventful happens the first watch !roll d20 9 == 9 >gotobedsilver >no -*- Recon_ throws some wood into the fire >ok then "Silver, don't make me use that dart..." "What am i doing?" "Wish i had some of that haluzinogen iwanted to make with able right now.,," "Silver, we probably should. We can do watch tomorrow" *snores* It is time for the second watch "Fine lets hit the hay i guess" "Wake up able" -*- Hidden_Glimmer lays down next to the fire "Well that was easy hidden" (Do I need to be on second watch?) [supposidly fine and able] "Yeah, it usually is" -*- Silver_Tongue goes into his tent and snores obnoxiously loudly -*- GoldenTouch lays down near hidden ""Night eveybody" "So, you're new to town i heard?" -*- Recon_ keks able awake "im up" -*- Able_Tome crawls clowser to the fire, still wrapped up in the cloak that forms a roll around him [>keks] Allright, second watch and recon roll d20 "Yep" (Hue) -*- Quicksilver shifts and moves in her sleep !roll d20 18 == 18 -*- Silver_Tongue is progressively getting louder per snore "I'm not really tired if anyone wants me on watch" !roll d20 16 == 16 "Do you like it here?" well shit !roll d20 1 == 1 Recon drifts off to sleep (oh shit) (topkek) "Shit I'll take his place." "Its nice, i mean, i finally have these babys"  *moves wings* -*- Silver_Tongue gets out o f bed, goes over to golden and makes the most obnoxius noises he can -*- Able_Tome looks at Recon's snoozing body "And here I thought that he said that..." "Never mind..." Fine, you see what appears to be a deer watching you in the distance.  It has a plaster mask and a cloak made of leaves -*- GoldenTouch kicks silver "Yeah, good luck using them. Nobody really can fly or precisely cast magic." "my bad" *rolls in sleep* -*- Recon_ is a light sleeper "Fuck you Gold" -*- GoldenTouch ignores silver "Even i have a hard time sometimes" "thats no fuckin deer" "I ain't tired i'm staying up" "ill learn to use them someday" "Huh?" "Able?!?" -*- Recon_ wakes up <-- NitrogenFixer (webchat@188.30.137.104.threembb.co.uk) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) "What the fuck is that?" "What's up, Grind?" (no you're still asleep recon) ?me points -*- Recon_ rubs his eyes "What are you guys rambling about" -*- Fine_Grind points "What's going on?" "Whats up gys?" -*- Able_Tome looks into distance trying to examine the deer "Look and shut it" -*- Silver_Tongue looks closely at it (Fuck you based GM i wake up when someone walks by mmy door) -*- GoldenTouch looks up trying not to disturb others -*- Quicksilver opens one eye "Um, a deer?" (Can i roll to wake up) -*- Silver_Tongue walks over and kicks gold in revenge" "That's no damn deer" (not yet) "D-bag" ?me walks to it -*- Fine_Grind walks to it "I have a bad feeling, golden" "Follow" (back) "Careful, Grind" "So do I" -*- Recon_ mutters something about swamp creatures -*- GreenHoof_ gets out spear, has a bad feeling -*- Able_Tome cautiously follows Fine Grind in his sleep* Just then it laughs ominously and disappears! -*- Silver_Tongue follows Able -*- Hidden_Glimmer slowly pulls out her sword "Oh shit" -*- Quicksilver watches from a distance (Where are we at?) -*- Silver_Tongue pulls his sword *wakes up* "What's with all the noise?" !roll 2d20 19, 8 == 27 "Okay that was fucking creepy" "GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKIN TEASE" (Can i wake now?) (wake the group) -*- GoldenTouch laughs "I derevered that silver" -*- Fine_Grind yells in to the night -*- Silver_Tongue yells to to harmonize >deserved two skeletal ponies  burst forth from behind Grind and attacks him! -*- Fine_Grind yells a primal scream -*- Able_Tome twitches "What's going on?" !roll d20 5 == 5 "Why's everybody yelling?" "AMBUSH!" They both miss "Skele Ponies!" -*- GoldenTouch gets up and pulls out his trusty stick (CAN I WAKE UP NOW) "Watch out everypony!" (Next round) -*- Able_Tome assumes defensive stance -*- Fine_Grind pulls THE BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT -*- Quicksilver jumps up and draws her knife "oh shit" Allright, those that followed fine, roll for init -*- Silver_Tongue gets ready to attack !roll d20 5 == 5 !roll 1d20 1 == 1 !roll d20 17 == 17 fcking balls i have to go for a few mins The rest of you start to wake up from the commotion !roll d20 11 == 11 !roll d20 13 == 13 !roll d20 10 == 10 !roll d20 17 == 17 (i was awake, should i roll to?) "What the hell is...OHHOLYFUCKWHATTHEHELL!?" >fuck my lifee !roll d20 11 == 11 (roll) .... (my turn I guess) (fine, roll to) "was no one sleeping?" (and wtf is entire camp doing there, hue) !roll 1d20 13 == 13 [those that were sleeping woke up, but aren't part of this round] Able you're up (GM, you might want to establish the situation) -*- Hidden_Glimmer quickly catches up with the rest of the group -*- GoldenTouch follows [I'll do better next time] "What in the world is all the commotion about?" oh fuck I didn't roll -*- Able_Tome tries to cast a magic missle on one of the skeletons !roll d20 10 == 10 "Skeletons!" !roll d20 3 == 3 (fug) (naw its cool but what the fuck is happening?) [top lel] You wince in pain and aren't able to use your magic for 3 rounds (It's ok able I'll abandon you just like I did for second watch) Trade's up next (are we in combat with the skele pones?) (Greenhoof just bash their brains in like a faggot again) !roll d20 kicking the bones 20 == 20 (shiggie diggie, Rose) roll d4 trade [TOPKEK] !roll d4 1 == 1 lel (hue) (minus one Mr. B...oh fuck) [lel] You damage one of the skeletons, knocking off its head It stumbles around but still stands Feld, roll "Heh heh take that." <-- Recon_ (webchat@108.237.17.177) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) "Die, you faggot skeleton, die!" !roll d20 to swing pickaxe 19 == 19 roll d4 *d6 !roll d6 6 == 6 (Like two skeletons could stop a group of +10 ponies) [kek] (dead) You crush the other one as it falls apart (exactly why we need to limit group sixe in future) (^)\ Golden, your turn (^this) (what Quicksilver said) (chaos) (6 at the most) (So multiple groups of 6?) !roll d20 to smash with stick 1 == 1 (Like, more than 1 gm) [something like it] (If cheren does a good job today, maybe) [all of my ^this to Quicksilver's post] no 8's fine ROll d4 golden !roll d4 4 == 4 hah! (ouch) karma! [is kill] Your swing wildely, hitting yourself on the side for 4 damage "YEAH YOU GO GI- oh fuck" (sides - maimed) "Whoa, easy there, buddy!" this kills the golden Green hoof you're up "My sides!" "Don't destory those sides of yours, Rosy" "what?" Green roll green pls !roll d20 1 == 1 wow (NATURALY) top kek (lel) lel the toppest of keks (FUCKING HELL HOLY SHIT ASS CUNT) Roll d4 green and please say what you're going to do before you roll oh yeah. (Unify, where's that wife of yours. That kek is streaming hard without her.) --> Recon_ (webchat@adsl-68-250-151-190.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net) has joined #FourCannonPnP !roll d4 to buck skeleton's head in 3 == 3 (self damage, green) (Back0 You trip and fall past the skeleton, eating dirt for 3 damage >6hp (oh no) (holy shit I'm incompetent) great Quick's turn !roll d20 19 == 19 [EVEN SHE CAN'T STOP THE KEK] only roll when told, recon (Recon why) (Recon, i swear to god...) (You stole the only good roll) !roll d20 to go for the legs with her knife 14 == 14 (She'll stuff that kek in yer asshole, bud.) (That might stop it) You hit the leg of the headless skeleton but it still stands [top kek m8] Your turn Fine (do i roll damage?) [anything will finish it this time] !roll d20 to bash with board 1 == 1 (>Not my turn) (where is lucy) (what the hell) Roll d4 Fine [lel....kek] "Oh for Pete's sake people...these are just bones!" (fucking dice gods) (are 19 and 20 crits?) "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE LOSING TO SKELETONS!?" [a headless one at that] gods have forsaken us (20 is a crit) Not me [you guys don't belive in the kek. that's why we're losing] Fine, roll please "Of course we get the ponies that don't have osteoporosis" (fine, roll 1d4) (aight) (d6 for the board) (We're waiting...) (Do i roll) [I was trying to be nice] kek -*- Able_Tome sighs "Rotten bones? No osteoporosis?..." Stop it recon (No) !roll d6 2 == 2 (all of my lel) Fine swings and the nailboard strikes his side for 2 damage [all this side loss] (My jeff sieds) "Are ya'll serious?" Silver's up !roll 1d20 to finsh this 20 == 20 -*- Able_Tome can't belive the shit that is unveiling before him "..." (about fukkin tiem) !roll 1d20 16 == 16 (Why would you roll twice) <-- Fine_Grind (webchat@host86-166-116-200.range86-166.btcentralplus.com) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) woot [lel that lag The skeleton crumbles into dust beneath Silver's atack because i didn't see the first one [also kek on the 20 m8] (We aren'T doing half things here) "Finally" "Thats how it's fucking done" "Able you better gather that dust" [DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN THE KEK!?] Wait isn't there another one "Impressive, silver" "Great Job Silver!" "Jesus you guys are awful at combat" [was doing skeletons resit bladed attacks, that's why I didn't ask for roll with the knife] (PRAISE THE KEK) "Thanks Feld, you did pretty good" "What about the head?" "I guess i owe you an apology for kicking you silver" -*- Able_Tome glares at Recon "What am I, a janitor or something?" (>>>/s4s/ plz go) "It's Fine Gold, i was being an ass" (Kek is love, kek is life) [search for loot maybe] "What about the head?" The rest of you reach the party, looking over the bones (No, we killed the two)= (ah right) --> Fine_Grind (webchat@86.166.116.200) has joined #FourCannonPnP "Your always gathering samples so i thought you better get that magical haunted bones" (check yourself before you kek yourself) -*- Able_Tome shouts to Quick "You're awake back there?" "Guys we should gather the bones for glue" "Just saying" *Searches for the loot on the skeleton i destroyed !roll d20 20 == 20 "Oh my, what happened here?" "Glue guys" "Need some crumbled necromantic bone tissue?" ... guess they were boned the moment they saw us... The bones of the remaining skeleton are in tact, none of them broken "We punched ourselves in the sides, that's what" [god what happened] -*- Silver_Tongue kises my sword "im here yes" !roll d20 10 == 10 "How the fuck do living skeleton ponies even exist?" [kek came and saved us] "and you are the alchemist not me "I'm calling you Bone-Eater" "Skeletons. I don't even know" <-- Parchment_Page (~Parchment@66-169-50-173.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com) has quit There is some of the dust of the other, blowing away in the breeze "Because SCP isnt here to stop them" "Magic" "I'm keeping the head" ^^ "Have you forgoten where we are?" ^ "Hmm...eh, I'll take a pinch." (did I find anything of use on the skeleton?) (You found bones) (I ate the bones) (fuk u) "So what can we do with these?" "Glue" !roll d20 "Ain't that a kick in the head" 6 == 6 *Keeps skull as a trophy Looking closer, Feld finds six bits (hue) "Cool! Money!" "Able you gonna study those magical skeleton bones?" -*- Honey_Rose takes the pelvic bone for the glue because no one else can see the importance of glue "Yeah. If you need the skull, It's yours" "Nice find Feld" "I'm keeping the head I kicked" -*- Able_Tome tries to take a pinch of bone dust "Just a little bit" -*- Hidden_Glimmer walks back to the fire -*- Recon_ throws another log onto the fires fire* The rest of the night is uneventful and the rays of the sun wake everyone up after sleeping.  Roll 1d6 for those that took damage to heal -*- Hidden_Glimmer yawns "Let's go back to sleep" "Might do, Recon. A bit later though." <-- Fine_Grind (webchat@86.166.116.200) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) ""Yeah. Thanks!" "Shall we head back Feld?" !roll 1d6 to heal 3 == 3 "Where?" !roll d6 1 == 1 -*- Silver_Tongue stands and yawns at the moring sun 3 is what I lost (you recover the hp that you roll) !roll d6 2 == 2 "Back to camp" (It's already morning silver) (I know) "Wake up guys!" (mfw silvertongue is trying to impregnates like 3 mares right now) "So, what were we looking for again? A purple flower with white spots?" -*- Quicksilver wanders round looking at plants ""Anyone want some food? " "Wake up you lazy fucks" "Nah i'm good" !roll d20 "I'm hungry" "I brought a spare bag full" 3 == 3 -*- Recon_ eats some of his food "Sure, I'll take a bite." -*- UnifySelf wakes. "Morning." There is nothing of use that you see, Quick "You got a few dandelions I can snack on?" "Here!" *hands food "dammit where are all the interesting herbs" *food is dandelions "Thanks!" (lag?) -*- Silver_Tongue starts doing some stretches to limber up -*- GreenHoof_ eats dandelions "Wait, aren't we also looking for dandelions for wine?" -*- Able_Tome sits down on his haunches and wraps himself in his cloak -*- Hidden_Glimmer walks around the swampland, inspecting the pkants -*- GoldenTouch wakes up !roll d20 "I found plenty extra" 14 == 14 "Yeah we'll pick more on the way" !roll d6 1 == 1 "They taste surprisingly good" "Yeah, Cherenkov will trade you a room for dandelions" "Man what the fuck is with all this /x/ stuff up north" Hidden finds some stinning nettle and afew dandelions -*- UnifySelf investigates the area for any potentail danger *stinging nettle "grab that nettle Hidden" "Shut up" "Alright" *grabs No danger, Unify "Oh, you mean to collect?2 *collects "um" [gotta make sure, it's my job] !roll d20 --> Recon__ (webchat@adsl-68-250-151-190.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net) has joined #FourCannonPnP 1 == 1 -*- Able_Tome inspects surroundings from his stationary position -*- Recon__ looks around !roll d20 4 == 4 (Uh oh a 1) !roll d20 3 == 3 (PRAISE THE KEK WILL BLESS US) There is nothing left of value in the area "so what we're we looking for bobs baldness? "we need to go deeper guys" [PRAISE KEK] -*- Able_Tome shivers a bit "A purple flower with white dots" "Fuck you refences" The area where the flower is supposed to be is a bit further off "He could use grass to make a mane "Wait guys we can't watch tv ever again" "Does that mean the ride is over?" "Didn't he say purple flower with white leaves?" -*- GoldenTouch is horrified at roses words "I dont care honey" "the ride never ends Honey" -*- Silver_Tongue starts to slowly walk down the path and stops "Hey feld can you come here" "Wait.... the ride never ends" "Never ever" "Sure!" rideneverends.jpg "/out/ changes you" "I'm just sad i can't play vidyas ever again." *follows silver "Wait, but we aren't a part of the ride anymore!" "So that means the ride is over for us at least, right?" "we are the ride...." -*- Recon__ shivers at unifies words -*- Silver_Tongue lans his head on Feld "I'm sorry i'm kinda sleepy" <-- Recon_ (webchat@adsl-68-250-151-190.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net) has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) 'No Honey, we are the ride." The brisk morning air nips at you as you travel to where the flower is supposed to be. "hey recon, will you miss your /v/idya?" "I think we just got taken off the ride and put on a motherfucking space flight instead." "Oh god... What if Hasbro did this to us?" "Best start believing in rides... you're on one." "We are the new entertainment " "Fuck you based /cp/ (LOL) "Don't worry. I don't mind" (Honey wat r u doing) !roll d20 11 == 11 (honey stahp) (wut) (all the sense your making) -*- Able_Tome glances around "/cp/? Wut?" As you come across the area, you spot several purple flowers with white leaves in the distance. -*- Silver_Tongue starts to slowly doze on feld as the keep walking *leans head on silver "sorry its the chat for old Total war" "You know, the thought of little girls watching my every action puts the "fear of God" that I used to have when I was 12 back in me" "/cp/? what child porn? recon you disgust me" You see that it is also next to what appears to be a den "This is kinda nice" "Guys, I got this." !roll 1d20 for investigating the den 16 == 16 "A den. Because that worked out so good last time" "Yeah, it is. We should do this more often "Here are those flowers, if this works bob won't be bald for much longer" !roll d20 "fuck you its cancer pen you based britfag" "Heh, that an invite Feld?" "I have PTSD from damn dens now" 11 == 11 (Can i roll for magic light?) "It is" (Mommy what are those 2 ponies doing in that bush?) "Can't we just grab the flowers and go?" *Starts to walk over to the flowers "Heh, maybe when we get back" "This is suspcious" "DIDJA BRING A LIGHT!??" (In hotel mario voice) -*- Able_Tome comes close to Recon and smacks him in the head Some dogs are barking and they run past you, ignoring everything else Yeah. Sounds great" "Quick leaking, faggot" (Sure glimmer) !roll 1d20 for magic light 17 == 17 (good) "Barking dogs that aren't out to kill us?  Seriously?  Fucking ignore the den please guys" "We might wanna catch up" "Fuck, that's not good." -*- Silver_Tongue lifts off and gives a smile before placing his head back down Feld A bright light appears from glimmer's horn, illuminating the cave *den "GUYS, GET YER SHIT AND LET'S GO! IT AIN'T SAFE!" "Follow the dogs" "Let's go in, faggots" "Yeah we should" !roll d20 7 == 7 -*- Silver_Tongue goes into the cave "The dogs are running from something and are scared so shitless they ignore us. Something's wrong" -*- Recon__ kicks able in the ass "You know what fuck you guys, I'm not going in" -*- Hidden_Glimmer walks into the cave *follows "fuck me." -*- UnifySelf follows "um" *follows* "Oh no, not caves and tunnels again" G-guys stop going in "your words are stupid BUT I MUST AGREE WITH THE GROUP" "stay with me" -*- Silver_Tongue pulls his word out "G-guys?" "Its gonna be some fucking swamp creature" -*- Able_Tome "Well...nothing to lose...yeah right" "GET IN HERE!" -*- Able_Tome follows -*- Recon__ pulls out his spear -*- Hidden_Glimmer leads the brave adventurers into the cave -*- GreenHoof_ follows others into cave, spear at the ready "Honey come with me" -*- Recon__ goes into the cave -*- Quicksilver follows reluctantly "guys please im begging you" -*- Honey_Rose follows Golden -*- GoldenTouch follows into the cave *readies pickax "You're gonna get in danger and the flowers we need are right here." *Sighs in dissapointment and starts picking the flowers -*- Able_Tome assumes alert stance and takes out one of his darts "Dis gun b gud" -*- Hidden_Glimmer pulls out sword just in case "yeah it is" "Yeah we're fucked" "Bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea" ">inb4 I told you so." (who takes point?) "Calm down Damnit!" "um um um um" "Did you just actually say '>'?" "I cant wait for more fungus skeletons or a crystal golem" "If noones willing, I'll go" -*- Hidden_Glimmer keeps walking, ignoring the pleads of her worried companions -*- GreenHoof_ holds spear tightly "Honey, do you want to go back?" -*- Silver_Tongue pushse on as well "Oh maybe more giant ass lizards" "Guys maybe if we mutter 'Thank you hungry skeleton' they won't eat us" "I agree with Silver. Shush." *tries not to panic* "Actually yes, that would be nice" "Yeah. Got a problem there." You come across a narrow path and follow it, emerging into a large cavern "lets go back" !roll d20 4 == 4 -*- Quicksilver starts to panic "im going back" "Oh maybe more giant ass lizards") (steel yourself for combat) "GIRD YOUR LOINS, BOYS!" -*- Able_Tome tries to remember a life detection spell -*- Silver_Tongue lifts his sword and looks at the cavernous room "cant deal with tight spaces" You see what appears to be a puma with several tentacles curled up next to some dog remains, sleeping "We probably gonna get sealed the way these go [>Dat 4. Someone forgot to praise kek] "Honey, its to late to go back" *turns arounds* "The hell?" "Mother fuck what is that" "Well fuck me" "The hell?" "eep" -*- Hidden_Glimmer examines the cavern "Let's stab a spear into the sleeping puma before it wakes up" !roll d20 "Maybe we can sneek by?" ... a displacer beast? 9 == 9 "Is it a fungoid?" let's not poke that... "come on guys lets leave before it wakes up" -*- Able_Tome hisses "Shut. It. Gents" (Am I the only one who didn't go into the cave?) -*- Silver_Tongue examines the beast closely -*- GoldenTouch whispers "Shut up" -*- Recon__ readies his spear The cave is made out of sandstone, but that's all you see -*- Able_Tome prepares the poison dart !roll d20 8 == 8 -*- GreenHoof_ holds tip of spear at puma. Wants to stab it -*- Hidden_Glimmer trots back to the froup "We gotta take this thing out before it targets the town" *group --> Hearth_Fire (webchat@mb92d36d0.tmodns.net) has joined #FourCannonPnP It's breathing softly and does not notice you "I agree with Silvertongue" -*- Recon__ backs away from the creature "Surprise attack, anyone?2 "Let's kill the fucker before it becomes a problem later" -*- Able_Tome looks at Silver "If you want to do so, use a bloody dart with poison" <-- HearthFire (webchat@ool-44c3b460.dyn.optonline.net) has quit (Quit: Web client closed) "hurry kill it and lets go." "Right better to catch it off gaurd tha vice versa" I say we let sleeping displacer beasts lie and sneak back out again. . . "give me one Able" [fuck you ikea] -*- GoldenTouch watches this unfold "I agree with ikea." "What about just driving a spear into it?" -*- Able_Tome carefully passes one of the darts to Silver -*- Recon__ is at a presumed safe distance "Just don't puncture yourself there, Silv" "what if it isnt hostile?" "Or three spears and a sword?" -*- Silver_Tongue slowly approaces the beast, and Jams the dart into it's back -*- Hidden_Glimmer stays closest to the beast !roll 1d20 12 == 12 "Or you're going to be up for a ride worse than you've had" !roll d20 16 == 16 "It's fucking hostile now" "The ride never ends..." It awakes with a start and glares at you! "Well, have a good time being hurt everyone." !roll d4 3 == 3 "I'm going to get so fired for this." "Heya kitty, eat a dart" !roll d20 9 == 9 -*- Able_Tome facehooves "Aw naw..." "We are screwed !roll d4 3 == 3 "why did you do that?!" Allright roll for init, everyone !roll d20 17 == 17 (can I roll to stab at it's center mass with spear, GM?) !roll 1d20 8 == 8 !roll 1d20 2 == 2 -*- Able_Tome takes out another dart and throws it at the creature !roll d20 18 == 18 !roll d20 19 == 19 !roll 1d20 13 == 13 !roll 1d20 1 == 1 I figured we already rolled for init so I got 17 I guess !roll d20 3 == 3 [KEK, WHY DO YOU ABANDON ME?] !roll d20 10 == 10 !roll d20 17 == 17 !roll d20 16 == 16 (woot 18) (We roll again, rose) !roll 1d20 to stab it's midsection with spear 3 == 3 FUCK ME !roll d20 3 == 3 (oh, roll again?) (>tfw no poison this round) !roll d20 5 == 5 >tfw (was that an initiative or a clusterpile?) I rolled 17 first time Feld you're up first hidden told me to roll again (I got an 18) (i shiggie dig dig) (shiggy diggy do? (Fuck you guys, when it's my turn I'm just going to run, but until then I have to go cut a pizza" ) rathert "Kill it with fire?" Feld are you there? (oh im first?) yes !roll d20 to bash with pickaxe 3 == 3 !roll d20 8 == 8 (GM if my turn comes around and I'm not here just remember I'm trying to run) You fail and slightly damge your pick axe (sure thing rose) (Cats love chasing their prey) Quick's up next (tell me when to roll, GM) !roll d20 to slash at the limbs with my knife 19 == 19 Roll d6 !roll d6 6 == 6 "Wow great hit!" "Ill shank you bruv" You slash it in the head for six damage [THE KEK HAS RETURNED] "i swear on me mum" [PRAISE KEK] (>>>/s4s? [ffs kek] Silver you're up Silver tongue !roll d20 to attack 4 == 4 You miss (lel) [lel] (master of combat, kek) !roll 2d20 2, 7 == 9 (please stahp the kek) Its tenticles flail wildely but miss.  Rose runs [there is no stopping the kek, ony accepting it] (Does it have tentacles ?) (ill do kek backwords then, kek) (it does now) Trade's turn (>rape) (YES FELD) (Fuckin shit) [it has tenticles] [it always had tenticles] (a puma with tenticles?) (YUS) [it's the swamp. what do ya want?" (Cher we need rape puma) [tentacles*] (Sorry, sent that before the tentacle attack) (ooooooook) Trade if you alive, plz roll !roll d20 magic missile to the face 4 == 4 (In YOUR face) !roll d4 2 == 2 (Okay back what happened) [this is why using magic is bad] (am I ded) [nope] (you ran, I  thought) (Fuck you quicksilver, it'S the best thing we can have) (Oh, I thought I had to roll for that, okay) (that works too) Trade's spell explodes in his face, taking 1 damage, and can't use magic for 2 rounds "ow ow ow ow ow" [^how is that the best thing we have] Golden Touch's turn "You alright?" "That's not how you use it, silly" "Silly filly studios"" !roll d20 to smack with stick 1 == 1 (again.....) Roll d4, golden welp "My face" [oh shiiii] (Stop hitting yourselves you idiots!) [someone has yet to accept kek] !roll d4 4 == 4 [and thus kek punishes] Golden's side's leave orbit for 4 damage! (history repeats itself) (AWW HELL NAW" [I have already accepted kek as my lord and savior) "What the fuck is going on?" [maybe we could use kek to combat Nitro's crazy cultness] Recon you're up [yeah no shit, unify lol] !roll d20 for a spear stb 12 == 12 !roll d8 6 == 6 "YUSSSS EAT SHIT " You stab that mofo in it's side for 6 damage, blood oozing from its wound Able's turn !roll d20 to throw poisonous dart into creature's eyes 17 == 17 "Go Able!" (Dat aim) roll for damage and poison [kek smiles upon thee] (d4?) sure !roll 2d4 3, 3 == 6 (am I gonna get a roll?) You blind one of it eyes and it crys out in pain "Great shot!" "Good hit Able!" "Damn tentacled cats" "Good shot, m8." I say in a suprisingly accurate Austrailian accent. "Able you rock!" Your turn green "Nice, Able! GET FUCKED TENTA-CAT!" [may kek guide you Green] [large party too much] !roll 1d20 to stab at it's midsection with spear 8 == 8 "I want that mofo's pelt well shit You just miss it by inches "What is it with this team and tentacles?" Ikea's up next (tentacle rape) I cast magic missile! "Who knows feld" !roll 1d20 12 == 12 (Yeah) [every unicorn is trying magic missle] !roll 1d4 2 == 2 "That was perfect, Ikea" [im not] and am disabled for 2 rounds, gg me "Am i the only one in this group who knows how to cast spells?2 Your spell fizziles and you get a sharp jab in your head for 2 rounds (>implying) "No, your're the only one who knows how to get it right." (mfw unicorns get magic missles but guns are illegal wtf lol) everyone got a turn, right? (mudpone, pls) (Fuckyou grenhooves, we do more dmg to ourselfes than to others) I didnT (yup) (yup) (shit nevermind) Allright, sorry, clusterfuck with this large group (time to get #rekd by tentacles) Roll, glimmer !roll 1d20 for sword attack 15 == 15 not me (tentaclerape.jpg) [i didn't get a turn] roll for 1d8 for damage, hidden !roll 1d8 3 == 3 (oh well) (kek be blessed you didn't) You slash at its legs for 3 damage Go, Unify (I can't believe no one's gotten a crit hit yet) !roll 1d20 for magic missle. "It's time to stop being so afraid." 15 == 15 roll d4 !roll 1d4 4 == 4 "Now that#s how it's done!" [PRAISE KEK. FOR HE ROLLS ALL] [PRAISE HIM] You blast it, leaving it gravely wounded for 4 damage.  It has trouble standing (Praise) [>tfw kicking it does the same amount of damage with less risk] "FUCK YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!" !roll d20 20 == 20 lel (hue) [OH FUCK] "Great job you are best based unicron!" wow (Huh?) oh shut Roll for init everyone, next round kills it !roll 1d20 20 == 20 !roll d20 1 == 1 !roll 1d20 9 == 9 [kek] !roll 1d20 2 == 2 !roll d20 19 == 19 !roll d20 15 == 15 !roll d20 16 == 16 !roll 1d20 PRAISE KEK 6 == 6 ughhhh HUE !roll d20 19 == 19 (Dis fight still happening u srs guys) !roll d20 1 == 1 (^nope) holy shit [next hit will bring it down] "Kill it with fire!" ((This game is difficult pls nerf the bosses) !roll 2d20 (everyone rolls 1's) 17, 2 == 19 !roll 1d20 12 == 12 "Unify kill it" (or buff the rolls pls) (>difficult) "Who's first?" (u 'aving a giggle m8?) "I am." [wanted everyone to get a turn] No, who's on second!" (>Difficult) (Yes, actually.) me (huehuehue)" faggotry (da fuck is wrong with you honey) [because of large group size I upped its HP] !roll d6 1 == 1 lel It hits unify with one of its tentacles for 1 damage [kek] Finish it, unify (You guys could have turned this into >rape) (>tfw no rape) !roll 1d20 for charging at it horn first 16 == 16 "FINISH HIM" (top hue) "Is it dead?" !roll d8 7 == 7 "Fatality!" "OH SHIT NIGGA" And so you impale it, finally bringing it down "Woot" -*- Silver_Tongue loots the body "Hell yes!" !roll d20 17 == 17 -*- UnifySelf does a FF style victory pose -*- Recon__ skins the creature !roll d20 19 == 19 *Takes good eye* -*- Able_Tome punctures the body with a syringe and extracts blood "Woo!" Recon is able to skin the creature. *Takes some claws -*- Honey_Rose is just chilling outside of the cave at this point, pretty sure that everyone else in the den was dead !roll d20 19 == 19 -*- GoldenTouch leaves the cave -*- GreenHoof_ digs for entrails suitable for a bowstring "Is there any loot?" ("What do i get GM?) -*- Quicksilver suddenly remembers she is in a cava and runs outside "Oh hey!  You're alive!" -*- Hidden_Glimmer  follows goldentouch "fuck this cave" Silver is able to use most of the body minus its missing eye "I have its eye" "And more blood samples for me..." "Wow, I thought you'd all be dead at this point" -*- Silver_Tongue places the beast on his back and leaves triumphant "So how about we get that flower and fuck off?" "Well this will be a nice new coat or something" "I mean any normal loot, like bits, weapons, etc." "We can handle ourselves" (What about some sinew to use for a bowstring? Can I roll for that or what?) (how will you get it out of here?) "Hey able wanna have a puma lined cloak?" !roll d20 3 == 3 "Yeah, atleast some of us are exerienced in fighting" "Honey sounds like a plan" (You talking to me GM?) "Great work Everyone!" Whoever is taking the body thats me Allright -*- Able_Tome ponders the idea of a warmer cloak "Sounds interesting, Recon" "I can't believe i did it. I killed it." I'm carrying it using my mud pone strength "You guys done fooling around in there?  I picked all the flowers. " "I NEED FUCKING SINEW FOR A BOW STRING" There is nothing else of use in the cave "Yeah, let's go." (Thanks for DMing, I'll be back later. Going to celebrate the day my sister was born) "Let's get those flowers and head back" (congrats) -*- Recon__ takes some of the creatures teeth "I wonder how Penny will react when i tell her this?" "In a minute Green, ineed them too" <-- GoldenTouch (~Mibbit@c-174-58-77-234.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) -*- Recon__ attaches the teeth to his hat "That's quite a hat now, Recon" "I hope you all remember we are looking for a plant right" "For what now?" "Yeah, we just got sidetracked." "Lizard and puma teeth yep" -*- Able_Tome looks through a blood-filled syringe and taps on the glass "Oh right, anti baldness flower..." "Keep getting trophies and you'll need a new one!" "..What? "A new hat" "Oh okay" "Yeah, I picked'em while you were all running headlong into danger" -*- Quicksilver looks around outside for the plant (What kind of hat is it anyway?) !roll d20 13 == 13 "Hat with a visor" "cool Hearth has gathered the plants already, but you spot something else !roll d100 90 == 90 "My eye hurts" (I just got assaulted by a giant moth holy shit my pants) !roll d20 10 == 10 http://www.tomwatson.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/CamoHat.png This kind of hat wat huh. cool piss. (Common where i live) You find several different plants growing around the den -*- Silver_Tongue picks one of each -*- Able_Tome tries to look around for something out of ordinary -*- Quicksilver examine them closely -*- Recon__ watches the surrounding area !roll d20 19 == 19 (How close are we to done?) (Got you, you dirty motherfucker! Rot in hell!) -*- GreenHoof_ greedily picks some and puts in saddlebag (finishing up) (cool) *takes some* "oh screw it nobody else is waiting" "I swear if I don't get something to make a bow string out of I'm gonna be pissed!" -*- Silver_Tongue puts all the plants in his bag and makes sure his new puma trophy is stable -*- Quicksilver gathers evetything and pushes eveyone ele away "Green shut up an be patient" Uhh... green? why don't you just use your tail hairs? -*- Recon__ starts tanning the pelt "My eye hurts. really bad" Dandelions, wheat, wild onions, and several bean sprots are seen "But muh... muh bow string..." (You serious, ikea?) "What are you going to do with a puma silver? hang it in your house?" -*- Quicksilver gathers everything in her saddlebags (Leeks GM, leeks) Tail hair ain't gonna cut it (one of the most commonly used material for bow string) -*- Able_Tome yawns while stretching out his left hoof "Got everything, Quick?" (way back when) WHAT (Really?!? You also notice that the dirt is of a reddish brown color "almost, if these idiots stopped getting iin my way" "CLAY!" "Is this clay?" "Did someone say clay?" -*- Honey_Rose punches the dirt !roll d20 to try and see out of other eye 7 == 7 "Dunno, use the body parts for stuff, cook it" (yeah, woven and waxed. it got overtaken by linen later on but in ancient time that stuff was well used) "ow ow" -*- GreenHoof_ starts digging clumps of clay and putting in sack "Good idea" -*- Recon__ picks the leeks -*- Silver_Tongue motions Feldspar over -*- Recon__ picks the beans "Yeah? [too late recon] -*- Silver_Tongue slams a quick kiss on Felds lips and pulls back "Consider this a small preview" (the beans are spiders) -*- Hidden_Glimmer observes the sky *whinces in pain* *blushes "Can't wait for the rest" "Silver Tongue... you horny bastard!" "Get a room Silver" It is overcast, and the sun is hidden behind a cloud "In due time boys" -*- Honey_Rose licks the dirt [time to get moving people] "It tastes like dirt" "Shall we head home?" Yes "No" "Yeah, let's go." "no?!??" "We should" -*- Quicksilver takes a commanding pose "onwards everyone" "I'm ready to go home" "Red clay is spicy" -*- Hidden_Glimmer looks around the swamp "But I haven't found any good places for a stone quarry" ;_; "its a swamp" "Well lets go now" "exactly" "Yeah, sounds good" *Starts heading back "Well, i don't think a swamp is the best place." "Yeah, let's go home" -*- UnifySelf follows -*- Silver_Tongue hads home, pressing against Feldspar -*- Recon__ heads in the direction of home -*- Able_Tome yawns and follows Quicksilver "Able?" "Yes, Trade?" -*- Hidden_Glimmer follows the rest, closing the group *leans head against silver "Can you check my eye when we get back?" [THE SHIPPING INTESIFIES} "Feld and Silver sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g" [IT'S HAPPENING] again (All that shipping and i'm getting shipped with some guy i don't even know) -*- Able_Tome glances at Trade's eye "Sure thing. Though Ivan might provide additional assistance in the clinic" "Honey are you 6?" "I won't deny it" -*- UnifySelf makes a discusted noise. "Get a fucking room you two." "I won't deny it" (so reship yourself. take control of your destiny!) "thanks" [apparently i can't spell anymore] "Shall we head to the inn Feld? i'm not gonna be open for a bit, i gotta help Ivan with a job at the clinic" "Nothing like a good adventure to forge relationships eh" "Yeah but i'm stuck with the jew." "Sure. Sounds Gret" "So, fuck me." -*- Able_Tome stiffles a giggle "Yeah right...like a broken record, Quick" -*- Quicksilver grins at Silver and Feldspar "Very well. Silver Tongue? What will it take for some fuckign sinew lol?" "Huh? oh here" -*- Silver_Tongue pulls out three sinews and chicks them to green -*- GreenHoof_ blankly stares at silver "you're just giving them to me?" "Yeah" "why?" "Who are you and what have you done with silver?" "Oh green, can i have my spear back?" "Why? something wrong with that? i'm not a greedy asshole" "he isnt Pretty Penny" "I know I just wasn't expecting it. Thanks" "Maybe he gets in a good mood with a mare by his side?`" "Huh. Guess i got missinformed then." -*- GreenHoof_ hands spear back to Feld "No prob, don't know why people think i'm greedy" "Oh don't worry I know you're not like that jew Penny" You head home triumphantly "because you hit on any with legs" "Merchant trope, probably" "I'll buy the first round." `"You know what, keep it green. I've got my pick" *gives spear back -*- Quicksilver starts humming a tune about taking hobbits to isengard "YOu know i'm Bi right? i don't just like mares, i want to make everyone feel loved" -*- Ikea glares at Quick "sounds great Green" -*- GreenHoof_ takes spear "wow it's like Christmas! THANKS!" "I owe you a drink!" "Thus proving my statement." (We done now)