-*- Rain_Drop sneaks up on Lucy before pouncing on her Damn qt bacon being silly Even me? !roll d20 to detect rain -*- Silver_Tongue tries to steal the hilt 3 == 3 -*- Lucyne smiles and lets herself be pounce d !roll d20 1 == 1 -*- Chinook looks at the two (3s) ... (THREEEES) Who ever said I liked you~ -*- Silver_Tongue is now being stolen by the hilt (Aw shit) [Rain is gonna cry] -*- Rain_Drop gives Lucy a peck on the horn "You did silly remember?" (lel) -*- Lucyne giggles I'm not a cue-tee three point one four Of course I do, I was just plyaing~ !roll d20 to prevent Hilt from raping Silver 2 == 2 -*- Bacon_Grease pouts (Oh god help the hilts taking me) NO! DON'T DO IT, HILT! !roll 1d20 wingboner resistance 9 == 9 Sure you aren't Bacon~ (Pomf?) silver's having loads of fun now "JUST TRYING TO FLY" !roll d20 to escape hilt 17 == 17 !roll d20 to not shoot off any magic beam 9 == 9 I'm not sure what to do, IC I pity Silver. "Already Chinook? Arent you tired yet? feeling the same Kaiasha [pomfing intensifies] I leave the general chat for 10 minutes to test my homemade brew, and everyone's getting fucked by a hilt? "YES GOTTA PRACTICE" no just silver Well this is an interesting note to join in on -*- Cherenkov_Light flushes and shoots a beam of light for a quick second, hoping no one saw why am i not surprised? --> Arrant_Hold (webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com) has joined #Fourcannon -*- Swift_Justice scolds the Hilt of Justice. "Bad! I told you! We rolled a natural 20 on you not raping anyone today!" -*- Bacon_Grease covers his eyes again Oh, I know that problem, eh Chere?~ IC i think i have had more ponies in my bed at the same time than anyone else -*- Arrant_Hold walks in, and sees this great success -*- Rain_Drop blinks in shock at the light display "Practising your magic too Chere?" !roll 1d20 to NOPE the fuck out 19 == 19 (I've had 2) And he is outta there NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 4 (>you will never NOPE the fuck out with a natural 20 like Ruby does) da fuck I can't Watch me (I had 4 in my bed at the clinic) !roll 1d20 for nat 20 7 == 7 !roll 1d20 for nat 20 agai 11 == 11 Fuck [kek doesn't approve] (Oh right, I had 4 or so in bed at the clinic too) -*- Cherenkov_Light stats turning red. "Uhhh... yeah.. that's right, Rain.... and yeah, lucyne...... hope no one saw....." you tried --> Liven_Up (webchat@pool-108-25-194-69.atclnj.east.verizon.net) has joined #Fourcannon !roll d20 for nat 3 12 == 12 that doesnt count... Oh hey Bacon Nova was looking for you last night she was rather junked up on lime and lemons when r we gonna rp silver burning down the inn? !roll 1d20 is turned on 7 == 7 I HAD NAT 3S ON A SIGNE DICE! >tfw nobody came to see if i was ok in the clinic [#tinfoilhat] Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady. -*- Lucyne giggles Nothing to be ashamed off, Chere 3 nat 3s* "Cher? Don't worry man, just means you're functioning as a male" when are we not? UH quicksilver, why are you in the clinic? It's just...harmless magic "You was in the clinic?!) meaning 4 nat threes* -*- Duskie is now math Wait, what? What does that mean Chinook? "NOTHING" no i was kaia, not any more -*- Bacon_Grease stops covering his eyes again !roll d100 for dubs 45 == 45 what do you mean? >tfw no dubs When was that Quick? At the inn Nova came in for drinks and got a lil drunk then projectile vomited everyone i stayed at the clinic after i got stoned before i came to the inn [one off[ When did you got stoned? Oh right, I remember that -*- Cherenkov_Light laughs nervously. "Yeah... harmless... right...." he shifts his eyes ... Swift please put the hilt to bed before it tries again Alrihgt alright no need to yell Morning (Afternoon?) fellas. I'm sorry, but I looked after you afterwards -*- Lucyne nuzzles Quick -*- Chinook looks at the ground "Sorry" yes you did Ey Liven and IC, i think you for that I thought she didn't want to go there again Oh is it hug times for Quick? Anyway, you might be more know more than me, Lucyne. How do you control it? thank* DAmn, i must be a terrible friend IC !roll d20 to put Hilt to sleep in the case 8 == 8 -*- Bacon_Grease pouts and looks at the ground Afternoon, Liven Oh...I have found a good way actually -*- Swift_Justice the Hilt of Justice refuses to sleep -*- Lucyne giggles She went in last night and after vomiting on the groundd she kinda freaked out.... !roll d20 to help swift 2 == 2 With a little help from rain Dammit. -*- Cherenkov_Light 's ears perk up interested too much alchohol or something who was that? You can thank me for sobering her up later. Nova -*- Lucyne gets up and walks over to Chere !roll 1d20 for a Kitty 20 == 20 :D ah -*- Rain_Drop turns to Lucy "Someone say my name? My ears are burning" (KITTY) <-- Parchment_Page (~Some@66-169-50-173.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com) has quit (Quit: 'Til next time.) -*- Arrant_Hold found a Kitty :D -*- Cherenkov_Light looks at Lucyne. "How?" You see, Rain found out that the horn is rather sensitve Imma name you Merril !roll d20 to stop Hilt from raping Arrant's kitty 11 == 11 -*- Bacon_Grease starts to roll around, still pouting Maybe...leftover magical energy? BAD HILT! BAD! What are we talking about? Lucy! [unicorn problems] I dont even I found a kitty ^^ (hue) That was... What Rain? Just helping Chere here "Ah. Hey Cher." !roll d100 for sudden zigga senses of valuable loot 71 == 71 -*- Rain_Drop leans in to whisper quick like 'B-but I dont wanna help chere like that!" -*- Lucyne giggles Hello Liven. Like what, Rian? You don't have to if you don't want to !roll d20 to put hilt the fuck to sleep 8 == 8 *rain* "He's a good friend but I dont even know what his horn would taste like!" -*- Lucyne giggles again ['AY GURL I SEE YOU GOT DEM NICE GUCCI SLIPPERS GURL GIMME DAT'] (oh fug shoulda whispered) -*- Cherenkov_Light jumps back in shock "Jesus Rain!" -*- Lucyne laughs a loud "Wait. what?" (>tfw the Hilt of Justice never sleeps, because there's always something to rape) "tasting horns eh Rain?" "nothing nothing!" [does someone knows server+port+whatever's needed to mirc?] -*- Lucyne throws a hoof round Chere Idon'tevenknowwhatthefuck'shappeninganymore "Say whaaaaaaat?" [Dusk it's all default] "What? It works." "Oh we all heard that Rain" "No idea what your talking about quick nothing at all~!" [Oh, it's irc.esper.net] Someone quickly entertain me before I go off to work! "Swift can we just leave the sword at your house until you need it?" [thanks -*- Rain_Drop hums to herself a little ditty looking up -*- Bacon_Grease gets up Gotta note that RD, thanks [that's the network.  Port is default 6667] [I need some colors it's too hard to read] "...But..It's my trusty companion! ...Well, Swordie anyway." "so what do they taste like then Rain?" "Try it on Nova." Lucyne giggles -*- Cherenkov_Light is now beet red. "Uhhmm.... I think Feather should be the one to help with that.... Don't want him to get angry and all......." -*- Bacon_Grease blushes slightly and starts whistling -*- Rain_Drop replies without thinking "Sour Apples." -*- Chinook laughs nervously "Look we just leave it here and get it when there's trouble okay?" "You should ask Feather then someday." "Ooooooh, I almost forgot that Feathers and Chere are exclusive now" -*- Rain_Drop blinks then looks at Quick in alarm "Wait no you didnt hear that!" -*- Cherenkov_Light stammers, "It's not that I don't like you or anything.....It's just that.... well....." -*- Lucyne laughs "Chere, you're a good pal." -*- Quicksilver laughs at Rain -*- Cherenkov_Light is now cross. "AND YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT HONEY!" -*- Lucyne laughs -*- Honey_Rose giggles "Aaah! You're so ka yute!" [forgive me god] "Why defensive Chere?" -*- Rain_Drop hides behind Lucy. "Lucy Quick is being mean..." "You are a beautiful pair!" "But...Swordie doesn't like to be alone! It tears me up just going into the Inn because I have to leave him outside..." -*- Lucyne laughs and hugs Rain It's just that I'm still confused about the whole new gender sexuality social construct thing "I can give him David as a friend? He wants some company" "Leave it behind Chere, your Gender means nothing here." -*- Rain_Drop looks at Chere in confusion "That what now?" "No, Hilt might try to rape David." "Cher, just go with it. Attraction shouldn't make you feel confusion. If it feels natural and good, that's all that matters." "....what Liven said" -*- Cherenkov_Light sighs... "I guess you're right, Lucyne.... I care for him and that's all that matters, doesn't it?" -*- Lucyne smiles warmly "Exactly!" !roll d20 to acquire infinite fucks to give 10 == 10 "David's a shovel, and he's a tough one Swift" -*- Swift_Justice is down to three fucks to give "Right." He puts a hoof on Cher's shoulder. "You two are great for each other. Stop thinking, and start feeling." "Yeah Chere.  Don't let my teasing bother you, you know I'm only playing" "Do you feel it now, Chere?" -*- Lucyne whispers [and then we all drink weed tea with a hint of lsd and listen to a recreation of the beatles made by tree bark] -*- Lucyne laughs "Well I hope your both happy then Chere, I know I am with Lucy." Thanks, Liven. Yeah, I know, Honey, still..... you don't have to go telling the whole town... (whoah) sounds brilliant Honey -*- Rain_Drop nuzzles with Lucy ... wait "What do you say Swift?" RD and Lucy? Based Bacon "yeah" !roll d20 to bet all of my three fucks to give in a chance to win thrice as much 15 == 15 "Dude, I mafe a drunken toast to you in front of almost everyone. The cat's out of the bag." -*- Swift_Justice now has 9 fucks to give -*- Honey_Rose nudges Chere "You already did that yesterday though, hehe~" When did you become a thing? When haven't we been a thing? day uh 14 i think... officially anyway... ... It was pretty obvious, if you ask me -*- Bacon_Grease is confuse -*- Cherenkov_Light is laughs embarrisingly. "Yeah, I guess we did, didn't we? So, Lucyne, getting back to the topic at hand...." -*- Honey_Rose whispers to Chere "I mean, a kiss is a pretty loud telling" -*- Cherenkov_Light really misses his hands..... "Yes, Chere?" they arent as blatent as you and Nova Bacon "Swift!" -*- Rain_Drop points at the violet purple feather hanging around Lucy's neck "I gave that to her when I asked her to be my um...." "But what if David feels alone then?" "What has to be done to control these..well, outbursts?" (Reminds me I never describe what I look like, no one knows of the feather lel) -*- Bacon_Grease blushes S-so what? I didn't know... "He'll be fine I found him in the tunnels, him and swordie will get along fine" (We need to fix that eventually heh) "You gotta...let off some steam sometimes." "Maybe normal unicorns magic more during the day." "Are you sure?...They're special to me...." "Its all right Bacon." "Even if they try to rape me time to time.." -*- Silver_Tongue places a hoof on swift "they'll be fine I swear" "I bet Nova has her own special way of marking you as her own after all...(bat ponies anyone?) hue "....Okay then." (>pees on him to mark territory) ... Sorry RD, I'll- ... -*- Cherenkov_Light places his face closer to Lucy's. "As in... that kind of steam?" -*- Bacon_Grease blushes -*- Lucyne smiles and giggles at Chere [how come bacon is now a batpone?] [retcon] (Why not?) "Well, it's not technically that kind of steam...but it is very similar." [when did that happen]? (days back) "Now uh...excuse me a second..." (I remain sad) [fair enough] "So now what Swift?" (bat pone wasn't a choice when I rolled) (Bacon is old, thread-wise) [what were you before?] "Well, I can't just leave him right now...He still needs 'attention'" "Similar? Do go on, I'm inexperienced at the whole unicorn horn buisness." (Pega) (You're still my qt maple pony in my heart) "Cher, all I have to say is horn job." (>mfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5zzkpbGla4) -*- Silver_Tongue sighs "what do you mean by attention" -*- Lucyne puts her hoof to Chere's horn (L-Lucy, stahp. You've already got RD) "well, you see it's rather sensitive." -*- Cherenkov_Light 's horn tingles (totally non sexual) Yeah, I see.... "Well, are you sure you need to know?" "Well, saying I as a semi-profesional medical non-expert where to continue to massage your horn." -*- Lucyne does as she speaks Oh I can show you a few tips on that...if you want.... "I am curious Swift" (shit gotta go bye guys Lucy no rapeing Chere!) (thats feathers job!0 (Aw, ok. Bye Rain!) Wait... what.... (bye rain) (Bye RD) [bye] [tfw connecting to mirc after a year or two on esper server and old quizzbot runs on it] (Bye) [bye rain] -*- Swift_Justice begins stroking Swordie's fine blade "Well...It's kind of hard to explain..." "You see that many unicorns find this to be rather...pleasurable, if confusing." -*- Lucyne strokes Chere's horn [as hidden glimmer can surely tell you] -*- Chinook backs away from the two -*- Cherenkov_Light quivers under the touch "Are you saying you clean and polish it or something?" -*- Lucyne retains her doctor-voice "Well....Sort of..." -*- Silver_Tongue sighs "is it sexual?" "Well, if I were to continue this, just let's assume I did, you would probably want to sit down at some point." !roll 1d20 to get Shrek'd 9 == 9 --> RadiantDusk (Fenrir4961@mou76-3-88-188-165-230.fbx.proxad.net) has joined #Fourcannon -*- Swift_Justice begins licking the blade "Well....What do you think?" "Hey, Silver_Tongue, how about a drink at the docks later tonight, just you and me?" !roll 1d20 NOT to get Shrek'd 1 == 1 "Hey Radiant!" !roll d20 to get kek'd 14 == 14 Shrek'd "Sure Liven" "Oh god Swift" (DUN DO EET SILVER, HE GUN KEEL U) Allright, Lucyne. So I get Feather to massage my horn for me, then? "Cool, just you, me, no wittnesses by the edge of town..." "I'm both turned on and kinda weirded our by this" (>tfw at the docks 24/7) -*- Lucyne stays as calm as always Get Shrek'd "Well, some prefer to use more fine manipulation than hooves." -*- Cherenkov_Light goes ahead and sits down "Maybe I should bring David Liven" "Such as the tongue and mouth." -*- Bacon_Grease snickers and blushes Lucy is having dirty thoughts "But...I don't think Feather would be happy about that right now." -*- Lucyne massages Chere's head and horn softly -*- Cherenkov_Light is now really embaressed "I.... I don't know... what to....." "I was hoping it could be just you and me." Me? Lewd? A tease maybe. "David's my shovel liven" "You might feel a bit of...mental haze cloudnig your mind." -*- Bacon_Grease lies down and keeps watching "You named your shovel?" L-lewd "Yes David SPADE" -*- Cherenkov_Light is still as Lucye continues to explain (pun is still awful) "Then, after a while, it is reported that the light and sparking may continue." "Swift why you do this to sword?" [guys were are we go] "well.... we'll see. I need to head to work. Cher, don't do anything I'll make you regret, understand?" "Building up along with some mental haze." (we go in hell Honey) [wow, faggets] "...Because he asked. Unlike Hilt, Swordie's very alluring...." (irk) "It asked you?" -*- Cherenkov_Light relaxes a little. "Allirght, Lucyne, thanks." "Yes...." -*- Lucyne pats Chere's head and let's him go "And there are reports off...uhm, semimaterial magical fluid that may...be produced." Alright, later peeps Later Doc Later tater Is there any chance to harm the helper at all? Wait. magic semen?" -*- Bacon_Grease blushes more See ya Liven later liven Bye liven 7me laughs <-- Liven_Up (webchat@pool-108-25-194-69.atclnj.east.verizon.net) has quit (Quit: Web client closed) Lucy wat r u talkin bout? -*- Bacon_Grease giggles Magicum "Shh, don't tell that to Rain, she's so innocent." Horngasm "Swift I'm confused how you can sexually pleasure a sword" "It seems harmless, and tasty, if reports are to be believed." "Further research...pending." -*- Lucyne laughs "It's pretty easy..You just have to stroke it right..." [hue] I bet it's from... Word of mouth huehuehue -*- Bacon_Grease starts giggling loudly --> GreenHoof (webchat@ip68-101-13-76.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #Fourcannon Allright, Lucyne..... ummm... do you need more samples in the name of science, by the way? Hey GreenHoof -*- Bacon_Grease rolls around the floor giggling -*- Lucyne giggles at Chere Hey [oh cheren you sly devil] "Well...if you say it like that..." "That could help our research..." (ikr?) Help me, Green. These people are crazy" ... I mean, more empercial data and such.... "Swift your doing things to me here and it's not fair" Haha what's going on -*- Bacon_Grease rolls onto his belly "Hm...definitely." "Your mental trauma is not of my concern.." ">science" "We'd need to get some, then." Lucy and Chere is talking about blowjobs *are Hornjobs, please Whoa Technically totally not sex I got to join that conversation Maybe it can help to further our understanding of magic so we can get more accustomed with it quicker "Not talking about trauma swift, more the opposite end of the spectrum" -*- Bacon_Grease sighs Fine, but only because you asked so nicely -*- Bacon_Grease gets up and walks up to Lucy "...Opposite end of the spectrum?" "Well...maybe I can...get some samples then." <-- GreenHoof (webchat@ip68-101-13-76.pn.at.cox.net) has quit (Client Quit) So... How exactly did you want to do this? "More like enjoying it" "....Oh." "Well, Bacon." "As far as I know, it requires some stimulation." "At least I don't know of any...auto-extraction methods." I would honestly be more comfortable if Feather did it the first time, Lucyne. I'll be sure to collect some when it happens. "Hi back, what is hap -oh." -*- Ruby_McCoal sits back and watch ... -*- Bacon_Grease slowly starts blushing slowly -*- Lucyne laughs slowly "I would never Chere! I'm just teasing you." <-> Swift_Justice is now known as SwiftJustice_AFK *loudly How do you mix up loudly and slowly? how Aw -*- Bacon_Grease sighs in relief "Lucyne you certainly are a strange one" -*- Cherenkov_Light breathes a sigh of relief. "Thanks, Lucyne. Anyway, autoextraction? Maybe something like a tenga?" -*- Lucyne giggles "But damned if you aren't good company" -*- Bacon_Grease lies down again "I just like playing with my friends, Silver, no harm ment." "aww, thanks Silver." "Maybe Chere. I don't know, have little data on that." (fuck estrus we're fucked up plenty without it) "well, I'm sure we'll give whoever shows up at the embassy to help us quite a start when they arrive" -*- Ruby_McCoal walks up to Lucy, waving her tail "Maybe.  I could help you Lucy" "None taken Lucyne, your just fun to hang around, and you don't scare the crap out of me like Able" "Ah, that's sweet Silver." -*- Lucyne hugs Silver non sexually "For science of course." --> Mary_ONette_ (webchat@c-75-69-215-212.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #Fourcannon -*- Lucyne releases Silver and turns to Ruby -*- Cherenkov_Light raises an eyebrow at Ruby's request "For science you say?" --> Cap`n_HighFuck (webchat@S010618a905c0dcf8.no.shawcable.net) has joined #Fourcannon -*- Cherenkov_Light hides his face behind his hooves looking embarressed -*- Bacon_Grease grumbles to himself "Aw don't tell me your gonna try it on high tide ruby?" GET THE FUK OUT YOU WAIFU STEALING BITCH! -*- Ruby_McCoal gives the bedroom eyes "We could.. test here while the others.. gather info." (men, stop being so cute) -*- Honey_Rose has no idea who is talking to who Arrant y [ :3 ] (FUK DA CAP'N) Afternoon, chum. I came by to say hi before I disappear for the weekend again (HE KIN EAT A DIK) (I'm da lesbos, get out of my head) -*- Silver_Tongue looks around "maybe I should have more shame" h-hi arrant Oh, afternoon, High u r ded 2 me captain on deck Oh hello Captain! (hi there cap, nice to see you) -*- Lucyne walks over to greet the stallion DED2ME -*- Chinook salutes the Captain Oh my -*- Arrant_Hold flips the bird and mouths "ded 2 meeeeeee" -*- RadiantDusk walks this way (I can't do anything IC today, but if anyone needs me I am working at the docks, all weekend) (IRL?) <-- Duskie (webchat@mou76-3-88-188-165-230.fbx.proxad.net) has quit (Quit: Web client closed) "Hey cap'n " <-> RadiantDusk is now known as Duskie (k, next adventure is monday anyways, hope you can come) (IRL I don't have a computer available for most of the weekend)  "hey all" "Duskie? Didn't see you there" "Hello Duskie!"  "I just arrived" (ah, well, me and honey are at the #fourcannon-docks) "Yeah it's been a bit....um...awkward" "Oh, hello there, Captain~" (just so you know)  "lucyne! are you feeling better?" looking a bit anxious -*- Cap`n_HighFuck grins, saying his hellos and returning the salute. DED 2 ME!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!one! haha oh wow Honey just got shipped with Silver Someone mad -*- Lucyne smiles DAM STRIGT I MUD "Oh I'm fine, really, just hanging out with some friends here." ... Honey got shipped with Silver? What? look at the thread No supplexing does NOT count as shipping [shipping intensifies] has returned Does not sparkle with me. [yeah more like Silver with ground is new ship]  "I can see that, how went things with Quicksilver?" "We'll I do like wrestling" (n-no one wants to ship with me...) (;_;) [Jesus I did miss a bunch last night] -*- Ruby_McCoal trots up to the vailant sailor "How's your day been?" (Haven't actually RPd that) [yeah.....] [that feel] (Talking about it, Quick, post-adventure RP?)  (lol k) (Honey why you only hurt me?) Arrant wtf didn't you like freak out about shipping only 2 or 3 days ago (arrant getting jealous) <-> UnifySelf is now known as UnifySelf_afk what was that lucy? [how did you rp the relase, lucy, build up with sparks and whatnot with a burst of light at climax?] [Don't worry, Arrant. One day you won't be shipped with someone who doesn't drive the town crazy and screams like a howler monkey in bed] (hue) (I r joking guise) -*- Cap`n_HighFuck smiles at Ruby. "My day's just starting! I have a lot of work ahead of me!" (Haven't really worked out what heppened the-day-after hue) (Trauma and all) hmm [okay] (Jep chere) (LOL U ALL FEL 4 MUH RUS) (And bubbly fluid) (hey tide, I'm also working at the docks today!  In fact I'm there right now fishing) [just going to run with what happened when feather massaged me then, lucyne] (Magical fizz)