>Day /r/equest in Equestria
>Waking up, you perform the mutually beneficial triple S and head downstairs
>Today’s attire was to be a bathrobe and a comically small t-shirt
>Nop0ny cared what you wore nowadays, they wanted the D regardless
>Sitting down to a delicious breakfast of Derpy-O’s and a cold glass of apple juice, you begin to chow down
>Before you can finish desecrating the bowl of cereal however, a quiet knock comes to the door
>Chewing slowly you remain silent. Maybe Lemon Small Decibel would fuck off
>”Anon? I’m here f-for today’s guess! Are you up?” she calls out
>The mail flap opens, and you quickly dive behind the fridge, still eating your bowl of cereal
>”Anon? I can s-see you! It’s time for today’s guess!”
>You stay silent
>She grunts and jimmies the lock. “Anon, open up! The p-princess said I could have one guess a day!”
>You sit down and drink the milk remaining in the bowl, swallowing quietly
>”Anon, if you don’t open the door right now, so help me C-celestia!”
>You stand up and shuffle to the fridge
>”Don’t open that fridge Anon.”
>Opening it, you grab a stick of butter off the shelf
>Slowly walking to the door, you unwrap the butter
>”Anon, don’t you do it.”
>Kneeling you stare into her eyes before slowly moving your hand holding the butter to the slot
>”Anon, if you stick that butter in the mail slot, I will get so m-mad at you!”
>You place the butter in the slot, cutting off her means of harassment
>You hear her huff and begin to violently jiggle the door handle
>”Anon! Y-you open this door right now, or so help me I’ll…I’ll….oh goodness….”
>You here her begin to grunt and groan, but you keep the door locked and shut. Public masturbation wouldn’t get her into your pants
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>You suddenly hear the wooden steps to your door begin to creak and groan, and a hoof slams into your door threatening to send it off its hinges
>You scramble backwards and grab a pillow off the couch for protection
>The grunts and groans suddenly stop, and a knock comes to the door. This one is normal, not shy and quiet like she usually does
“Hello?”
>Your voice wavers. Please let her have gone
>”Anooooon…” a voice calls out. It was Banana Beta’s voice, but it was…deeper, more masculine and a hell of a lot more confident
>”Let me in Anoooooon, I have a gueeeeess!”
>Griping the pillow tighter you shake your head vigorously
>The hole appears with a loud crunch as a large yellow hoof appears
>This wasn’t the cartoonish tube that most horses had though, this was a real hoof from a real horse
>It retracted slowly, and a large blue eye peered through the door
>”Hulkshy rape.”
“No…”
>You clench the pillow over your ears
>The hoof reaches in again and grasps at the door lock
“No no no…”
>The lock turns, and the door creaks open
>Fluttershy stands in the doorway, but she looked like a horse from your world. The size of the Princess, her mane was shorter but still pink, and her fur butter yellow, but now muscles flexed beneath them
>She grins, but with her horse mouth it comes out even more horrifying then you could ever imagine
>She slowly trots forward, towering about you, her horse body barely cramming into your home
>”Hulkshy want hot monkey dick. And what Hulkshy want…”
>She leans in and licks the side of your face, her enormous tongue coating half your face in saliva
>Her breath smells of hay as she whispers in your ear
“Hulkshy get.”
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