>You are Slasher, 11 year old boy extraordinaire. >Ever since you had arrived here, some strange things were happening. >Other humans had shown up, wearing p0nies on their arms and legs, fighting evil. >Was quite strange, but you wanted no part of it. >But this past week, Momma Twilight had left. >It was quite scary, living home alone. Luckily, no one had tried to tie you down and do things to you. >As you wake, you give a yawn, and stretch. >Or, you tried to. It seemed you were tied down. >Guess you spoke to soon. >As you struggle against the binds, a group of fillies march into the room. “Oh hey Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Applebloom, Silver Spoon, and Princess Tiara. Mind untying me?” >”Ahm sorry Slash but theres no time.” Applebloom says, moving to your left. >”Equestria is being attacked by giant timberwolf, and all the other p0nyzords are fighting other bad guys.” Scootaloo says, trotting over near your right hand. >”We have to, like, save Equestria or something.” Says Silver Spoon, moving near your foot. >”Totally” agrees Princess Tiara, taking her spot at your other foot. “If you untie me, I’m certain I could help!” >Sweetie Bell hops onto the bed, and stands over your head. >”I’m sorry Slasher, but we have no choice. We have to create,” >Scootaloo, Applebloom, and the other two turn and thrust themselves onto your appendages. >Sweetie Bell clamors onto up, and places her filly hood down on your head. >”the ultimate p0nyzord!” She pushes down, and your head is enveloped in darkness. >Warm, wet, squishy darkness. >Suddenly, the heads up display comes on. [FILLIES AT FULL CAPACITY] 1/? >You tear out of your bindings, and move to the window. “Scootaloo, how do I get to the wolf so I can beat it up?” >”You have to-ugh,” she sputters as a fist induced orgasm punches its way into her. “wish upon a star.” >You shrug, and look out the window. It was daytime, without a star in the sky. “There’s no stars out though.” >”The SUN is a star, duh!” says Left Foot, designated as Princess Tiara. “I knew that.” >You turn to the sun, and say to yourself. “I wish I could fly, so I could beat up that timberwolf.” >The heads up display flashes orange, and Scootaloo’s wings buzz a bit before sputtering out. “God damn thing, can never get it started on the first go.” >You turn back to the sun and take a deep breath. “I WISH I COULD FLY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!” [FLIGHT MODE ACTIVATED] >Scootaloo’s wings begin to buzz to life, and with your fist forward, you fly outside. “Hey Sweetie Bell, where are we going anyway?” >”We’re going, to THE FOREST!” she shouts, using her space time altering squeaky voice to open a portal. >How convenient. You didn’t think Scootaloo could fly you all the way there. Bitch was worthless. >You fly through the portal, passing a bunch of floating clocks, a floating police box, and a towel. >Shit was weird. >As you leave the portal and enter Everfree Forest, you peer around, looking for the giant Timberwolf, but see only trees. “So, where is this giant wolf you speak of?” >”I’m r-right here!” a tentative voice calls out. >Before you can turn around, a giant claw slaps you out of the air, and you smash through several trees before coming to a stop. [STATUS REPORT: DAMN NIGGA THAT HURT] 2/? >You struggle to your feet, and stare in awe at the boss before you. >A huge timberwolf stands before you, with Fluttershy sitting inside its head at the controls. >”I’m here for hot monkey dick, and with this robot, you will never be able to stop me!” she says, and lurches forward to strike you again. >You dodge to the left, and point Applebloom at her. “Applebloom! Use apple canon!” >Her mouth opens wide, and apples begin to shoot out. >They smash into the wolf, and she flies 100 feet before skidding to a stop. >”Ugh…it’ll take more than that to keep me down p0nyzord!” she says, standing back up. >A panel on her back opens up, and an applesauce flame thrower comes out. >She fires, and an entire ocean of flaming applesauce rushes towards you. “Silver Spoon, shield!” >You lift your foot up as she begins to vomit liquid silver. >It hardens, and forms a shield right before the applesauce hits, protecting you from a very hot yet tasty and nutritious death. >As the applesauce begins to cool, you fly towards Fluttershy. ”Sweetie Horn, go!” >You charge headfirst into the robots shoulder, ripping off the canon. >”You’ll never defeat me! That hot monkey dick is mine! Muahahaha!” she cackles. “It looks like I’ll need my final form to defeat you!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xthm6dzMbBk >You begin to glow, and the air begins to swirl around you. >”Whats this?” Fluttershy says, checking a monitor in her control room. >The earth beneath you cracks, and rocks float up. >”No, this can’t be! Your rape level, its..” >A green aura begins to move towards your arms and legs, and a bright white light condenses on your crotch. >Fluttershy’s monitors begin to smoke and crack. >”IT’S OVER 9000!” she shouts, panicking. “TAAAAAAAKE THIS!” >You frantically rub your crotch with the fillies, activating your Coom Canon. 3/? >A blast of white shoots out, and strikes Fluttershy inside the robot. >The world is filled with white, and you are momentarily blinded. >A large crack is heard for miles around, and the forest is engulfed in fire. >The trees are instantly incinerated, and the earth moves, creating an enormous crater. >As you lower yourself into the crater, the charred remains of the robot begin to burn away into ash. >The fillies hop off you, and begin to play in the leftover coom from your shot. >”Hooray! Coom!” they shout. They laugh and play while you sit back and enjoy the rest of your day. >Today was a good day. 4/4