>Day you hope to Christ it isn’t gay in Equestria.
>Wake up, trudge to the bathroom, and take your morning shit.
>Gotta clean yourself out for this afternoon.
>Skip the shower, and go straight to brushing your teeth.
>You’re just going to get dirty today, and some of the fellas like the smell
>Heading downstairs, you pour yourself a hearty bowl of Applebloom Crunch with whole milk.
>You’re going to need the extra energy
>Walking to the door, you wait a moment, and swing it open right as Fluttershy was about to knock.
>She was dressed in school girl’s outfit, plaid skirt and white socks to boot
>“Are -nnaughty schoolgirls in need of a spanking your fetish Anon?”
“Sorry Flutts, but no, those aren’t my fetish. You’re close though!”
>She gives a little squee and excitedly asks “What is it then?!?!”
“It’s a secret silly!”
>She gives a little groan, and pouts.
>“I bet you tell all those stallions down at the bath house.”
>You laugh, and tussle her hair.
“So long Flutterbutter. Better luck tomorrow!”
>You walk down the street towards the bath house, waving to Braeburn, Time Turner, and Caramel along the way.
>Maybe you’d see more of them later…
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>As you and Big Mac lay panting on the towels you had spread out, you turn and kiss him deeply.
>”Hmph, tastes like honey…” he mutters as you pull away.
“Hey Mac?”
>”Yeah?”
“Does this make us gay?”
>He rolls over and lies on top of you. “You said no homo before hand, right?”
>You give a small laugh.
“Of course! Rule number one of the bath house: say “no homo” before entering.”
>He leans back, and you gasp slightly as you pop into him, his tight walls clenching
>”You're good then.”